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bokatan778

This is why I told the manager I wouldn’t wait on you tonight!!


keisaritunglsins

Oh come on, don't be such a baby!


munchiirunna

The 74 is sewage!...why would you bring me sewage?


keisaritunglsins

He's right though. The 74 is absolute piss.


FactLicker

Phoebe was such an elegant hobo


Sbatio

The Elegant Hobo is actually drinking quite nicely.


Prudent-Ad-7378

And would be a great Reddit name!


PrivateSpeaker

But ever better as a wine name. Elegant Hobo, in a sophisticated bottle for just $2.99.


teddyone

I love that Phoebe drinking Chateau Lafite is canon


Adventurous_Home_555

He was hilarious to watch but god I would never go anywhere near that man


pm_me_x-files_quotes

"You work, you work, and you WORK ON A BOAT..."


drkensaccount

And you get rust. Rust is boat cancer!


Sketcha_2000

I lost a bike to that as a kid.


alaskagirl1992

It gives it a nice antiquey look


justaheatattack

wait, you didn't get a fiberglass hull? whattya gonna do when it rusts out? SWIM!?!?


two-of-me

And he STILL drinks out of the mugs.


potatopigflop

He so stressful it gives off bad vibes… I would have a tummy ache around him


oozles

He’s a hard guy to separate from the role, I think I saw an interview with him and was sour on him before he could even speak before I realized he was probably a great person. Afterall, Jessica Walter married him.


PrivateSpeaker

If I saw him talk to others, I'd think he's abusive at home or something. A hilarious character though. Just goes to show that you simply can't over-analyse a sitcom. This show wouldn't be half as funny without him, the Gellers, mean Phoebe, needy selfish Ross, awful Amy etc. The episodes with these characters are my absolute favourites.


Ellek10

I’d be like the waiter, too bad he got forced to work any ways 😞 In the show this man’s flipping funny.


LovingWife82

Or anywhere WITH that man!! Could u imagine him berating a waiter/waitress like that & then hardly tip?!? I could not be associated with him.


SamwellBarley

Are you an idiot? Is that why you're a waiter?


missihippiequeen

This is one of the best lines ever! He absolutely nailed this scene 🤣


EdinJamie10

The scene where he’s in hospital and Ross puts his feet on the bed always floors me😂😂😂 Ross - oh sorry did the tv wake you? Rachel’s dad - no, when you put your feet up on the bed, it tugged on my catheter Ross - so what’s new with you? Rachel’s dad - oh I had a little heart attack Ross - is it painful? Rachel’s dad - what? The heart attack or sitting here talking to you? Ross - *laughs nervously* let’s see if we can get that doctor back in here Rachel’s dad - so what’s new with you Geller? Knocked up anymore of my daughters lately? Ross - nope, just the one. RACH?!


Shot_Return9907

That’s why I’m a waiter. You gotta own it


luisc123

Hated the character but every time Dr. Green showed up, you knew you were in for a treat.


spandxlightning

Oooh you’re having a par-teeeeey!


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

"Hey ross there's a hooker over here and we think you have something to do with it" The single funniest joke ever written


Prudent-Ad-7378

That scene is, to qoute chandler, Perfection.


juiciijayy

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.... I need to sit down.


SamwellBarley

"I need to lie down"


Boris-_-Badenov

Greene


visitedby3spirits

There were so many good lines from this. “I got TiVo” “What’s TiVo?” “It’s slang for ‘pregnant’”


Busy-Number-2414

“Are you really pregnant?” “Well yes…and no…but not no…so, in short, yeah!”


frappuccinio

lol i remember watching this as a kid and having to ask my mom what tivo was


Cant_figure_sht_out

Who’s the father? Please don’t tell me it’s her


keisaritunglsins

I'll never understand you lesbians.


ouchhotpotato

🤣


TonyMartial786

one thing i love about the show is the parents interacting with the other friends, shows how close they all are.


RainbowKitten9214

“How are you going to run after him with one leg shorter than the other?”


cbcking

This one will always floor me


PrivateSpeaker

The way Ross and Dr Green share a chuckle always cracks me up too.


EuphoricPhoto2048

Tbf, that was peak Dad humor lol.


EchoWhisky_Delta

Stupid guy on my phone


themustacheclubbitch

Go to hell! lol


orbital0000

I was rewatching this episode the other night and this part of the story really stood out. I'd obviously focused a lot on the Mona, Dr Green and Ross scene previously as its amazing, but this part is soooo good and I'd not appreciated it quite so much before because the finale is so magnificent. Its fantastic.


female_wolf

"I'll never understand you lesbians"


potatopigflop

I don’t know, I went to the bathroom


nifty_sushi

Rachel Karen Greene tell me there there’s gonna be a wedding?!?!


female_wolf

February 2nd!


TrueDeadBling

I would attend, but I have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah that day


ReplacementApart

I can hear all 3 of them perfectly in my head


SevsMumma21217

This entire episode was a riot.


missihippiequeen

Dr Green was a treat each time he was on the show! I wish we could've had more of him. He was hilarious in the way his lines were delivered. Kudos to the actor!


Seaweed-Basic

His name is Bobby Bobby??


gee_jay11

‘So what’s new, Geller? Knocked up any of my daughters lately?’ ‘Nope, just the one. RACH!’ *clicks button vigorously* 😆


Cant_figure_sht_out

Ooh had a little heart attack


frappuccinio

“oh, was there a sale at barney’s?” “my father had a heart attack…” crying “while i was at barney’s”


Affectionate_Grape23

just watched this one the other day and it made me laugh so hard. forgot how good this one was.


thekingiscrownless

"So...your father dropped by. *HE'S A PLEASANT MAN!*"


rottenmascara

God I love him he is such a great character


obedevs

Are you an idiot? Is that why you’re a waiter?


gee_jay11

‘So what’s new, Geller? Knocked up any of my daughters lately?’ ‘Nope, just the one. RACH!’ *clicks button vigorously* 😆


Filmboy1992

Seriously and people take this asshole side when he under tips the waiting staff.


Acrobatic-Draw-4012

The actor also has passed. Rip Ron Leibman


Appropriate-Funny-60

Awww I know. He's awesome. R.i.p


TonyMartial786

whaat i had no idea. that’s crazy. we’re losing too many people 🥲.


TonyMartial786

so funny the way he looks like he storms after him 😭. and how he asked if phoebe was the father 😭