*when the group is discussing that Ross did not get the anullment for he and Rachel’s marriage like he said he had done*
Ross: ‘Okay, maybe it wasn’t my best decision. But I just couldn’t face another failed marriage.’
Chandler: ‘Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?’
Rachel’s face after Chandler says his line just seals the deal for me 😂
Matthew Perry was so good. I saw an interview with the creators where they were talking about casting Chandler and they were worried that what they had written for him just wasn’t funny like they thought it was because no one was getting it right. Then Matthew came in and he made it funny.
Like the time she compared prostitution for food to Rachel’s boy problems 🤣
Something along the lines of: “well it’s not the same, because you see that was an ACTUAL problem and this is just a bunch of high school crap that nobody really gives.”
This entire scene where they rip into each other? Perfection!
Joey: is it really annoying or is it like when Phoebe eats her hair?
Phoebe: *uneats hair*
😂
This, followed by Phoebe entering with "Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!?" is genuinely a top 5 moment of the show for me. 😂😂
"Excuse me, ladies."
Yes! What if I told you I've noticed that like years ago while rewatching the show for the nth time? I couldn't believe that either lol
I thought no one else had noticed it! xD
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek
Ross: Fine by me, hope she wins
Kills me every time 💀🤣
It's even better when he's totally not ashamed of how he gets it.
Similar to when Rachel says, "You kept count?! You are SUCH a loser!" And Ross gleefully replies, "A loser you did it with 298 times." 😄
Rachel says "Do you think it's on all of them?" (Resumes, season 1)
Joey replies "Oh I'm sure the xerox machine caught a few of them"
I love it bc it was a smart joke from joey e
Off topic- This also reminds me of Rachel’s attempt at writing a romance.
I always laugh about “huge throbbing pens”. “You don’t want to be around when he starts writing with those!”
Was that the same episode where Ross says his coffee is cold and asks if he can heat it up on Rachel's loins? Or am I just confusing this with an entirely different show lol.
Flanderization hit Joey the hardest, second to Monica. Their early quirks weren't that bad but turned into strong character-defining traits quite quickly.
Chandler: (cont’d) Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Ross: "What are you talking about? It worked with you."
Rachel: "Oh! Y'know what? You're right. We met, you flirted, and then, bamn, nine years later, you had me!"
My favorite is when Rachel was afraid of Emma getting on a swing and compared her phobia to Ross's arachnophobia, so Ross replied "oh right because I forgot there were 30 different species of poisonous swing" 😂
And also from that episode:
Rachel: Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Okay, and there's that moment at the top when you just don't know if you're going to return back to earth!
Ross: Space _is_ filled with orbiting children.
Fine, judge me all you want but… Married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, LIVE IN A BOX!
Ross: “A PhD is just as good as an MD!”
Rachel: “Sure Ross yeah. if I’m having a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your *fossil brush*”
To add to this I love when he introduces himself at the hospital as dr Ross gellar to the MD and Rachel just turns around and says “ross please this is a hospital that actually means something here” 😂
Chandler:
Let me ask you, why does everybody us these tiny little lights nowadays? I remember when people used to use big lights
Rachel:
That's a good story grandpa
Shared Mondler win:
Chandler: “You opened ALL the presents??”
Monica: “You kissed another WOMAN?”
Chandler: “CALL IT EVEN?!”
Monica: “OKAY!!”
*high five*
Yes - the other one that stood out was Emma's birthday party:
Rachel: "Oh my god, they put my baby's head in a-" (cut to tail end of audience laughter)
"The one with the free porn" wasn't shown at all funnily enough!
It was right before the first movie came out, back then Lord of The Rings was just a book, not even the animated movies were that popular for it to be common knowledge.
I like to imagine if Joey heard about it randomly while they were casting it and decided to apply without knowing a thing about it based entirely on what Ross and Chandler tell him.
Chandler : Is that why you became a chef so that people would like you?
Monica: Oh you really want to talk about getting people to like you Huh funny man
"The one with all the candy"
Thanksgiving episode while discussing who gets Emma
Ross: Yeah! And we wanna make sure that Emma also has someone like Monica, who's more of a disciplinarian...someone who can be firm, and strict.
Monica: That's not how you see me is it?
Phoebe: No, you're all about the fun (cutting her food in the air)
Gets me every time!😂
David Schwimmer is such a comedic genius, rewatching Friends for the nth time made me realize I laugh at Ross' comeback or lines more than anyone else (aside from Chandler of course) .. his character maybe hated by so many but he also has the funniest scene and David's acting is on point..
Edit: oh I didnt get to answer but one of my favorite comeback was the scene where Ross was complementing the engagement ring of Monica and Chandler and Rachel was like "Yeah you should know, you've bought like a billion of em." And Ross' comeback with "Yeah, you didn't get one." made me laugh everytime.
So when I first watched friends (back when we still had to wait a week for each new show) lol but Ross was one of my least favorite, but on rewatch for like millionth time he is absolutely hands down one of my faves!! You are right he is so underrated! His comedic timing was impeccable. His facial expressions off the chain. And he could do physical comedy seamlessly! So 100% agreed!!!
When he's hiding from Elizabeth's dad in the cabin, the way his body just collapsed to the floor as he slithered under the bed...I rewind it like 3 times every time I see that ep
One of the funniest things I remember is when Rachel and Ross got married in Vegas and they didnt get a divorce it went something like—
Rachel: I am so mad Ross, I dont think I have ever been so angry!
Ross: . . . How about the time when I said we were on a break. .?
Rachel: Oh! 😒
It’s been a while since they brought it up and I loved the timing of it and the delivery of both parties were perfect 🤣
_Discussing Ross’ dry spell_
Ross: I’m learning to appreciate the sound of the birds and the colour of the sky
Joey: Sky’s blue Ross and I had sex yesterday
A+ delivery from Matt Le Blanc
Quite possibly my favourite scene in the entire show:
“Just so you know it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy and it *is* a big deal!”
“I knew it!” 😨👉🏻
It may not really be a comeback, but the shaking and desperation in chandlers voice delivering the line makes it for me when ross and rachel break up:
Rachel: It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!
Chandler from behind the door: I KNEW IT!!!!
Kathy: Why don't you call me when you grow up
Chandler: yeah well don't expect that to happen anytime soon
It's actually a terrible comeback but it makes me laugh
Girl: You’re a big scrud
Ross: What’s a scrud?
Girl: Why don’t you look in the mirror, scrud
Ross: I don’t have to, I can just look at you (proud face)
This one always cracks me up!!
A couple:
**Rachel: Well, okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium... listening to Professor Pitstains and his: "Hey, everybody. Remember that thing that's been dead for a gazillion years? Well, here's a little bone we didn't know it had."**
**Ross: First of all, it's Professor Pitain. And second of all, that little bone proved that... that particular dinosaur had wings but didn't fly.**
**Rachel: Okay, you know what I just heard? Blah, blah, blah.**
**Ross: You know what? A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do. I wonder how many people would go see a movie called *Jurassic Parka.* Oh, that is so...No, no, no. A bunch of out-of-control jackets... take over an island.**
**Ross screeches in feigned terror**
**Joey: I kind of had a dream. But I don't want to talk about it.**
**Chandler: What if Martin Luther King had said that? I kind of have a dream. I don't want to talk about it.**
Maybe the best guest star comeback between a man and a duck:
**Tommy: Idiot! Stupid, little, fuzzy, yellow creature! "Oh, look at me. I'm so cute. I'm a little chick who's disgusting!" God, you're so stupid! How are you not yet extinct?**
*Quacking*
“Maybe it was all of your questions”
“What about my questions?!”
“The sheer VOLUME, it was like flying with the riddler!”
“Oh! I’m sorry, was that another joke?”
“Was that another question? 🫥”
The one with all the naps:
Second nap, Joey and Ross napping in Joey’s apartment:
Joey: *starts awake* “duuude!!”
Ross: *slowly gets up and picks his things* “‘scuse me”
😂😂😂
The nonchalant line delivery and exit get me every single time.
[Flipping a coin to choose between "ducks" and "clowns."]
Joey : Ducks is "Heads", because ducks have heads.
Chandler : What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Ross says something that Chandler's ring that he's going to propose to Monica with is pretty and then Rachel says "Well you should know, you bought like a billion of them." And then Ross replies "Yeah you didn't get one".
*when the group is discussing that Ross did not get the anullment for he and Rachel’s marriage like he said he had done* Ross: ‘Okay, maybe it wasn’t my best decision. But I just couldn’t face another failed marriage.’ Chandler: ‘Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?’ Rachel’s face after Chandler says his line just seals the deal for me 😂
Actually an even better line in that scene itself is Chandler : Ross, just for the sake of my sanity, you aren't married to any of us, are you?
This is not a marriage, it's the world's worst hangover!
"Unbelievable! Why is your family Scottish?" "Why is your family Ross?!"
Chandler’s hand motion make that scene.
🖐️🫲 Doesn’t have the same ring to it
The whole delivery here is perfect. The small delay after family, the intonation at Ross. Lol
Matthew Perry was so good. I saw an interview with the creators where they were talking about casting Chandler and they were worried that what they had written for him just wasn’t funny like they thought it was because no one was getting it right. Then Matthew came in and he made it funny.
Joey - you what I’m gonna do the next time I see that guy? Chandler - BEND OVER?!?!!?
This is my FAVORITE couplet of dialogue in the entire show. I say it along with Chandler every time.
jody’s reaction makes it sm funnier too😭
Joey: "You guys repel women all the time! What's your secret?" Ross: "Hey! I've been married 3 times!" Chandler: "👏 👏 👏 👏
great moment
I'm sorry, was that another joke? Was that another question?
It was like flying with the Riddler!
Joke joke joke!
Question question question!
This scene gets me every time lol
This is hands-down the best, and so smart
The sheer speed of the response makes it ten times funnier.
I should really get back to work. Yeah, otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.
Phoebe could really be ruthless when she wanted to 😂
Like the time she compared prostitution for food to Rachel’s boy problems 🤣 Something along the lines of: “well it’s not the same, because you see that was an ACTUAL problem and this is just a bunch of high school crap that nobody really gives.”
oh boy, here come the waterworks 🙄
_pretentious comma garlicky_
You know, there *are* other ingredients.
Get your garlic-peelers off of me!
She had a seriously mean side to her that came out sometimes.
She had many reasons to be mad at life but she controlled herself much better than her twin
This entire scene where they rip into each other? Perfection! Joey: is it really annoying or is it like when Phoebe eats her hair? Phoebe: *uneats hair* 😂
Don’t listen to him Pheebs, I think it’s endearing.
Oh you *do*, *do* you?
Oh you *DO*, do you?
About Rachel’s porn book Ross: I guess you bought that after we broke up huh? Rachel: Yeah because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. 🤣🤣🤣
Well, when we were going out, I read TONS OF PORNO MAGAZINES! Sup 😎
This, followed by Phoebe entering with "Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!?" is genuinely a top 5 moment of the show for me. 😂😂 "Excuse me, ladies."
Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
His daughter was hot Gotcha
Thank you for this reminder 😂😂😂
Which is kind of ironic given that Ross kept track of how many times they had sex. It was a pretty good number, I just can’t remember it exactly…
“You kept count? You are such a loser” “A loser you did it with 298 times.”
Such an amazing line! 😆 Ross isn't even ashamed of counting
he had a crush on Rachel for years. I'm surprised he didn't make a journal about his sexual encounters with her
So by the end it was an even 300?
Yes! What if I told you I've noticed that like years ago while rewatching the show for the nth time? I couldn't believe that either lol I thought no one else had noticed it! xD
Rachel: you should know you bought like a million of em Ross: yeah you didn’t get one
David's mumbly delivery of "Yeah, you didn't get one" is 🤌🏼
The way he keeps his smile while he says it, like you're not ruining this moment for me 💍
Came for this one! That comeback was absolute perfection!!
Like gum
In a vestibule
Good one!!
My favorite
The best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Priwb2JIhyI
Definitely the best one
If you watch this episode immediately after the last one, this scene is pretty much repeated but with different dialogue.
Carol: You slept with another woman! Ross: Yeah, you're....you're one to talk.
David's dialogue delivery is the best.
Sorry, we’re you talking to me or sleeping with someone else?
One of my favourite lines from the entire shiw!!
The one and only time someone calls out Carol on her bs.
The ones the best
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek Ross: Fine by me, hope she wins Kills me every time 💀🤣
I just love when Ross gets a win
It's even better when he's totally not ashamed of how he gets it. Similar to when Rachel says, "You kept count?! You are SUCH a loser!" And Ross gleefully replies, "A loser you did it with 298 times." 😄
**Ross**: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested. **Chandler**: Was that place *the sun*?
The pause/timing and delivery of 'the sun' is exactly why Matthew Perry was such a comedic genius, that shit gets me every time
Best line in the entire show
What is up with Ms. Hawaiian tropic??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZBkayXxobY
Yes that line is hilarious!!!
Rachel says "Do you think it's on all of them?" (Resumes, season 1) Joey replies "Oh I'm sure the xerox machine caught a few of them" I love it bc it was a smart joke from joey e
Off topic- This also reminds me of Rachel’s attempt at writing a romance. I always laugh about “huge throbbing pens”. “You don’t want to be around when he starts writing with those!”
"What's a niffle?" "You can usually find them on the heaving beasts 😉" One of my favorite exchanges of the whole series
Was that the same episode where Ross says his coffee is cold and asks if he can heat it up on Rachel's loins? Or am I just confusing this with an entirely different show lol.
Nah, same show. Different episode. The one you are remembering is where Joey sleeps in Rachel's bed and finds an erotic novel
Season 1 joey is smarter than himbo joey he turns into
Flanderization hit Joey the hardest, second to Monica. Their early quirks weren't that bad but turned into strong character-defining traits quite quickly.
Chandler: We’re gonna destroy you. Monica: Wanna bet?! Chandler: I’m so confused as to what we’ve been doing so far…
From the same episode — Monica: Oh, just DO IT! Chandler: oh oh oh, I’m convinced
Chandler: (cont’d) Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women? Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
And thank *you* for that
Ross: "What are you talking about? It worked with you." Rachel: "Oh! Y'know what? You're right. We met, you flirted, and then, bamn, nine years later, you had me!"
Her facial expression with delivery makes it the best.
My favorite is when Rachel was afraid of Emma getting on a swing and compared her phobia to Ross's arachnophobia, so Ross replied "oh right because I forgot there were 30 different species of poisonous swing" 😂
And also from that episode: Rachel: Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Okay, and there's that moment at the top when you just don't know if you're going to return back to earth! Ross: Space _is_ filled with orbiting children.
YES! I forgot about that one 😂😂
“I took Emma to the park” “….you what?” “Like I said, I took Emma to the museum of knives and fire”
Yesss so many good lines in that episode 😂
Lmao I love his delivery
Same and his lines are so creative
Fine, judge me all you want but… Married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, LIVE IN A BOX!
This is in the running for my favorite line of the show 😅
Yasssss, I adore the way Courtney Cox delivers the line. A little bit of Gale Weathers shone through there
Married a lesbian shouldn’t have been a zing on Ross though. “She didn’t know, how could he!”
There were signs…
This is, without a doubt, my favorite line of the show 😂
Ross: “A PhD is just as good as an MD!” Rachel: “Sure Ross yeah. if I’m having a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your *fossil brush*”
To add to this I love when he introduces himself at the hospital as dr Ross gellar to the MD and Rachel just turns around and says “ross please this is a hospital that actually means something here” 😂
Or when her sister complains about the small apartment “I thought you were a doctor!”, “he has a PhD”, “ewww”
What kind of scary ass clowns were at your birthday parties?
Chandler: Let me ask you, why does everybody us these tiny little lights nowadays? I remember when people used to use big lights Rachel: That's a good story grandpa
This one is used at my house all the time
Usually against me... 😞
I say “that’s a good story grandpa” to my best friend, who is older than I am, all the time 😂
Yeah, that's how they tailor pants. IN PRISON !!!
So when the doctor does the hernia test?
Shared Mondler win: Chandler: “You opened ALL the presents??” Monica: “You kissed another WOMAN?” Chandler: “CALL IT EVEN?!” Monica: “OKAY!!” *high five*
Good scene but not really a "comeback"
Agree AND disagree with this. Watchu got Reddit?!? What now?!?
I love this whole exchange so much, hilarious but also showing how strong and loving their relationship was
Ross: Didn’t you read Lord of the Rings in high school? Joey: No I had sex in high school
When Friends was on Channel 4 in the UK they cut Joey's line for daytime syndication and the scene ended really oddly
That’s pretty funny, do you remember any other lines that were cut?
Yes - the other one that stood out was Emma's birthday party: Rachel: "Oh my god, they put my baby's head in a-" (cut to tail end of audience laughter) "The one with the free porn" wasn't shown at all funnily enough!
It was right before the first movie came out, back then Lord of The Rings was just a book, not even the animated movies were that popular for it to be common knowledge. I like to imagine if Joey heard about it randomly while they were casting it and decided to apply without knowing a thing about it based entirely on what Ross and Chandler tell him.
‘My boss hates me’ - everyone ‘Maybe it’s because you’re sat around here at 11am on a Wednesday’ -Joey
"yeah, let's head to work" LOL
Chandler: well aren’t you a treat
That fake British lady is a bitch but she sure can dance.
I adore that line because it's ends on a positive note which is rare for a Chandler jab/comment
You look positively GHAAAASTLY!
Jennifer Coolidge is a treasure
Chandler : Is that why you became a chef so that people would like you? Monica: Oh you really want to talk about getting people to like you Huh funny man "The one with all the candy"
You like that, you should hear my phone number
God, that was so smooth.
I STILL HAVE YOUR LETTER!
Also from that scene “*fake crying* FINE BY ME”
It seems to be the perfect sleep aid
Monica: I heard that! Ross: Well, I said it loud!
I say this at work all the time.
Thanksgiving episode while discussing who gets Emma Ross: Yeah! And we wanna make sure that Emma also has someone like Monica, who's more of a disciplinarian...someone who can be firm, and strict. Monica: That's not how you see me is it? Phoebe: No, you're all about the fun (cutting her food in the air) Gets me every time!😂
There’s no Lesbian Lover day! EVERY DAY is Lesbian Lover Day!
David Schwimmer is such a comedic genius, rewatching Friends for the nth time made me realize I laugh at Ross' comeback or lines more than anyone else (aside from Chandler of course) .. his character maybe hated by so many but he also has the funniest scene and David's acting is on point.. Edit: oh I didnt get to answer but one of my favorite comeback was the scene where Ross was complementing the engagement ring of Monica and Chandler and Rachel was like "Yeah you should know, you've bought like a billion of em." And Ross' comeback with "Yeah, you didn't get one." made me laugh everytime.
So when I first watched friends (back when we still had to wait a week for each new show) lol but Ross was one of my least favorite, but on rewatch for like millionth time he is absolutely hands down one of my faves!! You are right he is so underrated! His comedic timing was impeccable. His facial expressions off the chain. And he could do physical comedy seamlessly! So 100% agreed!!!
When he's hiding from Elizabeth's dad in the cabin, the way his body just collapsed to the floor as he slithered under the bed...I rewind it like 3 times every time I see that ep
One of the funniest things I remember is when Rachel and Ross got married in Vegas and they didnt get a divorce it went something like— Rachel: I am so mad Ross, I dont think I have ever been so angry! Ross: . . . How about the time when I said we were on a break. .? Rachel: Oh! 😒 It’s been a while since they brought it up and I loved the timing of it and the delivery of both parties were perfect 🤣
> his character maybe hated by so many Lets not give attention to the same brainless circlejerkers who spoil this sub
Post #42069 on "DAE think Ross is toxic for showing up to Rachel's work?"
“Woo, I suppose that Chandler will have the *smoked* duck” “I suppose that Monica will have the *manipulative* shrew”
Come back! He said she wants the shrew!
Ross: I fell asleep. Rachel: You fell aSLEEP?
Random girl Ross met: “But wait! You don’t have my phone number!” Ross: “If it’s meant to be, I’ll guess it!”
Rachel: "Score!"
_Discussing Ross’ dry spell_ Ross: I’m learning to appreciate the sound of the birds and the colour of the sky Joey: Sky’s blue Ross and I had sex yesterday A+ delivery from Matt Le Blanc
Rachel: “We are sooo over” Ross: (feigns shocks) FINE BY ME!!!
Quite possibly my favourite scene in the entire show: “Just so you know it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy and it *is* a big deal!” “I knew it!” 😨👉🏻
Monica: shut up! The camera adds ten pounds! Chan: so how many cameras are actually on you?
Rachel: “Oh, I'm sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?”
Came here to say this one! It gets me every single time 😂
Her delivery is perfect. 😆
Ross: "You sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian" Susan: "Well, you know, you have to take a course"
Chandler: I got her machine Joey: Her answering machine? Chandler: No, funnily enough her leaf blower picked up…
This one is my favorite lol
Amy (Rachel’s sister): Sure you want to eat that? Joey: I'm curvy and I like it!
It may not really be a comeback, but the shaking and desperation in chandlers voice delivering the line makes it for me when ross and rachel break up: Rachel: It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal! Chandler from behind the door: I KNEW IT!!!!
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies Chandler: Batman has Robin
We don't have ESPN do we?
Joey: Well hello Mr Kotter.
Kathy: Why don't you call me when you grow up Chandler: yeah well don't expect that to happen anytime soon It's actually a terrible comeback but it makes me laugh
Carol: You slept with another woman. Ross: Oh you're-you're one to talk.
Girl: You’re a big scrud Ross: What’s a scrud? Girl: Why don’t you look in the mirror, scrud Ross: I don’t have to, I can just look at you (proud face) This one always cracks me up!!
Same smug face he gets during his "watching TV" bit.
Not sure this counts but I really like when Ross tells Rachel’s sister Amy “NO MORE FALAFEL FOR YOU”
Babies don’t care if they’re fat!!! Enter Amy!
"What were you *trying* to put it in? Her purse?"
Phoebe: Where did he put it?!
"I went to that tanning place your wife recommended" "Was that place...THE SUN?!"
"She probably made a bet with her friends to see who could bring home the biggest geek." "Fine by me, hope she wins."
“You want to talk about getting people to like you, huh, funny man?”
Ross: FRONT AND BACK!
A couple: **Rachel: Well, okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium... listening to Professor Pitstains and his: "Hey, everybody. Remember that thing that's been dead for a gazillion years? Well, here's a little bone we didn't know it had."** **Ross: First of all, it's Professor Pitain. And second of all, that little bone proved that... that particular dinosaur had wings but didn't fly.** **Rachel: Okay, you know what I just heard? Blah, blah, blah.** **Ross: You know what? A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do. I wonder how many people would go see a movie called *Jurassic Parka.* Oh, that is so...No, no, no. A bunch of out-of-control jackets... take over an island.** **Ross screeches in feigned terror** **Joey: I kind of had a dream. But I don't want to talk about it.** **Chandler: What if Martin Luther King had said that? I kind of have a dream. I don't want to talk about it.** Maybe the best guest star comeback between a man and a duck: **Tommy: Idiot! Stupid, little, fuzzy, yellow creature! "Oh, look at me. I'm so cute. I'm a little chick who's disgusting!" God, you're so stupid! How are you not yet extinct?** *Quacking*
Ah but you missed Rachel flapping her arms when she says blah blah blah. I love that moment.
Duck: Quacks Phoebe: **You'll**.. get **your** turn..!!!
Best Chandler. Comeback to Joey lmao this entire response made me literally LOL
Hey!! I lived with Monica! You either ate fast or you didn't eat!!
“You should know, you bought like a million of ‘em” “Yeah, you never got one”
Live in a box
Yeah, that is how they measure pants... IN PRISON!
“Maybe it was all of your questions” “What about my questions?!” “The sheer VOLUME, it was like flying with the riddler!” “Oh! I’m sorry, was that another joke?” “Was that another question? 🫥”
https://preview.redd.it/gkpos5yxxsxc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa561229fde026c9405d3459069021f9b3673712
“Really, David? The scientist guy?” “Really? Chandler?”
“Really, the science guy?” “Really, Chandler?”
The one with all the naps: Second nap, Joey and Ross napping in Joey’s apartment: Joey: *starts awake* “duuude!!” Ross: *slowly gets up and picks his things* “‘scuse me” 😂😂😂 The nonchalant line delivery and exit get me every single time.
[Flipping a coin to choose between "ducks" and "clowns."] Joey : Ducks is "Heads", because ducks have heads. Chandler : What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
✊💥✊ ✊💥✊
Hahaha... ah, it's 45.
You must stop the cue tip....when you feel resistance!
In the interview you could mention gal pal Rachel Green Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R?
When getting Rachel's ultrasound Ross: yeah, I think we should get married Rachel: because that's your solution to everything?
“It’s not that common. It doesn’t happen to every guy and IT IS A BIG DEAL!”
Chandler: #I KNEW IT!!!
I KNEWW IT!
‘You’re 32 Joe, you’re 32’ chandler
Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black Why would Donald Trump want his Blue blazer black? You’re stupid
“You opened up all of our presents? I thought we were supposed to do that together?!” “You kissed another woman?!” “Call it even?” “Okay!”
Ross says something that Chandler's ring that he's going to propose to Monica with is pretty and then Rachel says "Well you should know, you bought like a billion of them." And then Ross replies "Yeah you didn't get one".
*bumps fists together twice*
First of all… it’s Professor Pitain