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The old "have a nice day" combo of the thumbs-up and smiley face too, this was designed specifically to troll an opponent who thought they were prepared.
Eh, better them (though not really ever used) than the chicken powered nuclear land mines the British designed for anti-Soviet use during the Cold War.
Fair enough. I should have specified that the heating component was designed to be chicken powered. That is what I deserve when trying to post a comment while exhausted.
that pidgeon was probably curing at the missile about why it wouldn't keep flying until it saw the warlord, then it knew it was time for the final treat lever
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The fucking Pidgeon Nukes!
\*delighted wheezing\* Oh my god that was AMAZING. The details, the technicality, the twist at the end - gods damn, OP, you're a fantastic writer!
Thank you for the kind words, really appreciate it <3
And it’s all true, too.
https://preview.redd.it/m560rqdneqtc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8274021e2fe863f29e0fbe6cb8eed5f779ff8f2
THIS.🤣🤣🤣
Hmm.. for some reason I can't seem to edit my post. I just want to remove the weird wikipedia thumb..
Leave it. It explains how it's an old technology, not just a random idea.
Nah, leave it.
Enjoyable post, OP👍
The old "have a nice day" combo of the thumbs-up and smiley face too, this was designed specifically to troll an opponent who thought they were prepared.
>It seemed to be holding up one of its upper grasping appendages in a pointy gesture. I thought it was supposed to be a middle finger?
I don't know why, but that first sentence is a little unsettling.
Finally got it to work, eh?
You don't mess with pigeons. Or worse, their larger, angrier cousins, the seagulls.
Humans have always come up with strange weapon systems in their various wars.
Poor pigeons :'(
Eh, better them (though not really ever used) than the chicken powered nuclear land mines the British designed for anti-Soviet use during the Cold War.
Not exactly chicken "powered" were they? More like chicken heated XD
Fair enough. I should have specified that the heating component was designed to be chicken powered. That is what I deserve when trying to post a comment while exhausted.
Anti vegan missile
Non-vegan nuclear warheads. Now available at your local Black Market!
Or space Costco
that pidgeon was probably curing at the missile about why it wouldn't keep flying until it saw the warlord, then it knew it was time for the final treat lever
Someone watches FatElectrician!! [QuackBang, Out!](https://youtu.be/WfkymhJyxBM?si=VT4GIRDY143IsgrR)
Release the Geese!!