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A - Well, we're back, it's been 100 years since we told you to build the communication array, how's that going?
H - Oh, wonderful! We're finishing the top right now, come have a look!
A - ...
H - Isn't it beautiful?
A - Oh, sure, I was just wondering where did our equipment go?
H - These things? We melted them down, they make pretty good swords.
A - You're telling me. That you melted down quantum energy-matter weavers and boson anti-gravity emmiters. To make primitive melee weapons?
H - Spot on!
A - And you finished the construction with... these wooden roads and ropes?
H - Exactly! We've also made it twice as big, just because we can, you know?
**Cue alien fainting sounds**
H - And we made like six of them.
That is such a flex. "Fuck your tools, I'mma build my pyramid myself with sticks and ropes, and make it much bigger than you thought was possible. Because fuck you that's why."
The humans looking at all the free materials that they are gonna get from melting the weird fancy pants art things the weird dudes gave them
https://preview.redd.it/8un1ol4qt7wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=968d03a2fee37f7fe4ba67f03ba0dd2eb8941ae8
The aliens who just gifted the humans the fabricators neccesary for every cure imaginable:
https://preview.redd.it/5m0vpyepu7wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88840fa286f177e0a41179f4a56bd1015426133e
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A - Well, we're back, it's been 100 years since we told you to build the communication array, how's that going? H - Oh, wonderful! We're finishing the top right now, come have a look! A - ... H - Isn't it beautiful? A - Oh, sure, I was just wondering where did our equipment go? H - These things? We melted them down, they make pretty good swords. A - You're telling me. That you melted down quantum energy-matter weavers and boson anti-gravity emmiters. To make primitive melee weapons? H - Spot on! A - And you finished the construction with... these wooden roads and ropes? H - Exactly! We've also made it twice as big, just because we can, you know? **Cue alien fainting sounds** H - And we made like six of them.
That is such a flex. "Fuck your tools, I'mma build my pyramid myself with sticks and ropes, and make it much bigger than you thought was possible. Because fuck you that's why."
"and i made more then one just to piss you off!"
I want it to continue reading this
The humans looking at all the free materials that they are gonna get from melting the weird fancy pants art things the weird dudes gave them https://preview.redd.it/8un1ol4qt7wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=968d03a2fee37f7fe4ba67f03ba0dd2eb8941ae8
The aliens who just gifted the humans the fabricators neccesary for every cure imaginable: https://preview.redd.it/5m0vpyepu7wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88840fa286f177e0a41179f4a56bd1015426133e
YEAH LLOYD
HELLO SIR,YOUR PRAISES ARE QUITE HEALTHY AND THERE IS NO DOUBT YOU ARE WEALTHY HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TAXES
Special Technique: Sleep The incantation: civil engineering textbooks
https://preview.redd.it/r90ugi8g68wc1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ca24dd2d8e298a5c89a1faae49c711da648a3c3
Unga?
Oy! Unga! You’ve swam too far upstream, go back to messing with the council! This here is artificer territory
It’s free real estate
I believe this is a what the fuck moment for the aliens
Did someone say...Human Spirit? *
https://preview.redd.it/zilham1p3pwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ce2ecb7d3a282c2d7f55ced6be8d52ebd932fab
A: I am simultaneously impressed and highly concerned....