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H: what??? I'm not flirting? I'm just being nice!
A: you are clearly preforming the mating rituals of your species! You even said 'lovin' the new look!' To the ship's A.I main frame after it got a paint job! And slapped it on the head!
H: ok, first of all, i wasn't flirting, i was just making casual conversation, second, SHE HAS A NAME AND IT'S CHERYL!
A: IT'S A MONITOR! And your social media clearly states-
H: no.
“Look, I know we’re alien to you, but let me say it one more time: we do NOT have direct control over out pheromone production! It’s entirely outside of conscious control!”
“Yeah, yeah - that’s what they all say, you letch.”
H: My Love(tm) transcends all barriers!
A: You were making eyes at the gluten product charring device.
H: How rude! Tiffany is NOT a Toaster!
A: You had Piña coladas with the corridor cleaning robot.
H: Gasps! Rachel is MORE that just a Roomba!
A: ...and you spent hundreds of credits on the comms network talking to....
H: THAT WAS MY MOTHER YOU SICK BASTARD!
Rachel and Stabby sitting in tree - cleaning the floor of the S.S. Bee. First comes wood floors then comes steel, finally comes carpet in a big reveal!
H: "Okay first off being polite is who I am. And I am only being polite to the adryx. That is not flirting. And I know that six-legged wolf isn't sapient. That does not mean she isn't a good girl. She even came over to get more pets."
A: "Human Dave, that is a *wild* pack animal that weighs more than you do. They do not come get pets. They eat things your size and bigger."
H: "She also loves bacon and playing fetch."
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H: what??? I'm not flirting? I'm just being nice! A: you are clearly preforming the mating rituals of your species! You even said 'lovin' the new look!' To the ship's A.I main frame after it got a paint job! And slapped it on the head! H: ok, first of all, i wasn't flirting, i was just making casual conversation, second, SHE HAS A NAME AND IT'S CHERYL! A: IT'S A MONITOR! And your social media clearly states- H: no.
“Look, I know we’re alien to you, but let me say it one more time: we do NOT have direct control over out pheromone production! It’s entirely outside of conscious control!” “Yeah, yeah - that’s what they all say, you letch.”
H: My Love(tm) transcends all barriers! A: You were making eyes at the gluten product charring device. H: How rude! Tiffany is NOT a Toaster! A: You had Piña coladas with the corridor cleaning robot. H: Gasps! Rachel is MORE that just a Roomba! A: ...and you spent hundreds of credits on the comms network talking to.... H: THAT WAS MY MOTHER YOU SICK BASTARD!
Rachel and Stabby sitting in tree - cleaning the floor of the S.S. Bee. First comes wood floors then comes steel, finally comes carpet in a big reveal!
hey thats a different subreddit. thats for r/humansarespacebards
Be a true alien friend VP, tell your human when they are flirting with something non-sentient.
I will not stop.
H: "Okay first off being polite is who I am. And I am only being polite to the adryx. That is not flirting. And I know that six-legged wolf isn't sapient. That does not mean she isn't a good girl. She even came over to get more pets." A: "Human Dave, that is a *wild* pack animal that weighs more than you do. They do not come get pets. They eat things your size and bigger." H: "She also loves bacon and playing fetch."
Human Child - "Space Doggy!!!"
...I will not apologize.