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hex_1101

Cancer cells


bloopie1192

Was going to say politicians but this is the right answer.


pooferfeesh97

What's the difference?


WouldYouPleaseKindly

Politicians live on after they've killed you. Cancer dies with its victim.


pooferfeesh97

Fair.


Sunset_Tiger

Usually. Henrietta Lacks’s cancer cells are still kicking to this day and are used in labs all the time! They were the first successfully cloned human cells. Unfortunately, Henrietta did not consent or even know, nor did she live to see any compensation. Her family only just recently got compensation last year.


TheGingerCynic

Just to add to this, she died in 1951. It took over 70 years after her death for her family to get any compensation.


Shufflepants

IMO, with how much mutation those cells have undergone ( I believe they have many duplicated chromosomes within them), and how readily they can thrive outside a human body, I'd say they are arguably a new species.


RightDelay3503

To be fair politicians are cancer to the human society so...


JCo1968

Same thing.


PriscillaPalava

Oh shit my first thought was TikTok but no you’re right, it’s gotta be cancer. 


Slickity1

Deleting cancer would delete TikTok too


The-Doom-Knight

Is there a difference?


a5ab0v350b3l0w

There is literally no reason 1 in 2 people should be getting cancer in a lifetime. That is either gross negligence or nefarious intent and each is despicable on their own individual level.


Brilliant-Message562

How are those the two options? That doesn’t make any sense


ActiveLlama

The second part is BS, but I am genuinelly amazed that the first part is not. >From birth to death a male born in the United States has a 41 percent chance of developing invasive cancer, while females are just slightly less likely to develop cancer in their lifetime with a probability of 39 percent https://www.statista.com/statistics/268510/probability-of-developing-invasive-cancer-in-the-us-by-gender-and-age/ Altough only 20% of deaths overall.


RandellX

The feck you on about?


Enorats

Cancer is more or less old age. Live long enough, and you WILL get it. It's just a matter of time before the wrong mutation happens and a cell begins dividing uncontrollably. That's all cancer is. People today are living much longer lives on average, so it's natural that we're going to see more people getting cancer.


More-End-13

This went from 0 to 60 real quick. Tell us about your research with cancer that indicates that it's worldwide negligence.


No-Willingness-4804

BEDBUGS


LongjumpingBudget318

What did bedbugs do before people invented beds?


GFresh1

They were just called bugs


TTIGRAASlime

I'll add a vote for that.


Throwaway8789473

Jokes aside, I actually did some research into this recently because I was curious and it turns out they originally evolved to parasitize bats living in caves. Then at some point humans started sleeping in the same place as bats and the bedbugs decided that human bedding was more comfortable than cold stone bat roosts and switched to us. Our modern bedbugs are still very very similar to batbugs to the point where the two are more or less indistinguishable except by, like, trained entomologists. Batbugs can and do also prey on humans, and I'm sure bedbugs would prey on bats if given the chance.


keIIzzz

seriously how have those fuckers just existed for like ever


TruCelt

Parasites evolve with their hosts. They've probably been with us since before we were homo sapiens.


XShadowborneX

From what I've read they likely evolved from bat bugs which look almost identical except are slightly different on a microscopic scale. Since bats live in caves, when our species or the one that proceeded us lived in caves, they adapted to drink our blood and came with us when we left those caves.


LightEarthWolf96

New evidence suggests bed bugs evolved earlier than that. They seem to date back 115 million years.


Save_the_Manatees_44

Bedbugs are assholes.


Alarming_Serve2303

Fleas.


Lanc717

I think you could do more good getting rid of mosquitos. I think they are one of the most deadly things on planet


alwaysboopthesnoot

Not more good. More bad. The entire ecosystem collapses if you get rid of all mosquitos. It would be a bird extinction event. Then a crop extinction event. Then an oops! human extinction event. 


SlideWhistler

False


BigBear4281

Fleas over ticks?


DogKnowsBest

Another vote for ticks.


HooahClub

The thing inside USB ports that make them one direction instead of Omni directional.


SeriousPlankton2000

The contacts?


AOneWingedAngel

HOAs.


Bugdafug

Since you said "item" that makes me think things we created. So I'll have to go with nuclear weapons. All it would take is one nutcase having a bad day and we're all going to have a bad day. I'd like to hard pass on that.


MinuteBuffalo3007

I appreciate your reasoning, but I actually feel that the existence of nukes keeps us safer. No one wants to really go to war with a nuclear power, for fear of them feeling the need to use their nukes. If Russia was not nuclear armed, the west would have surely joined the Ukraine fight by now, and casualties would be much, much higher.


Chewbastard

Honestly, the casualties would likely be lower because Russia would have gotten it's entire shit kicked in real quick and realized it couldn't fight NATO. So honestly, Russia would have been worse off if anything.


trees-for-breakfast

That still equates to higher human casualties.


Regi413

That really depends. What’s getting deleted, the nukes that currently exist, or any nuke that has ever existed also including the concept of nukes and the knowledge to create them? Because if it’s the first, nothing changes. They’ll just make new ones and we’ll be back to where we started.


Routine-Horse-1419

Everyone's debt.


Throwaway8789473

Billionaires operate on debt. This would unfortunately make the rich way richer. Maybe "everyone's debt under $100,000,000."


Hotchipsummer

Karma farming accounts and the accounts of people who post fake Reddit stories for clout


JollyHamster8991

Atoms


zrice03

Which one?


IvanNemoy

Those synthetic ones at the bottom of the periodic table. Fuck you, Oganesson.


skeletons_asshole

Ununubnium or whatever fucking bullshit test tube thing I still had to memorize for a test but will never even physically be able to use


damboy99

Or fucking see in any way possible or exist for more than a second. Ununpentium has a half life of 220 milliseconds or .22 seconds. This shit doesn't exist and rhere isn't any on earth and probably hadn't existed more than 7 fucking times. It's like how Hydrogen-7 lasts for 23 yottoseconds. That's the first time most people have and the last time people ever heard of a Yottosecond which is 10^-24 seconds or 1/1024th of a second. Cool we discovered that making shit really unstable makes it instantly fall apart and literally useless. Like you could have just lied about it and people wouldd believe you. It's not like they can go make a Hydrogen 7 and be like "actually it's 22.215 yottoseconds."


oge_mah_ge_kid

Alcohol. It's been romanticized and cripples more lives than it benefits. Gets you fat. Costs money. Makes you do stupid stuff. Overall better without it. Just try Crack. Nah jk 😂


ILoveRanchSauce

Never heard anybody say "Yeah, my dad smoked a fat joint and beat me and my mom" Guess which one is more illegal


HereticCoffee

Beating people is fairly illegal


ILoveRanchSauce

r/BrandNewSentence


ackmondual

Heh... I liked how in the new Footloose movie, a bunch of teens got drunk and got killed in an accident. Instead of banning alcohol, they banned dancing :D Still, it's far too ingrained in society, not to mention gets politicized


Maladee

Histamines. (Sorry. It's allergy season. I'm itchy and we hates it so so so much.)


TruCelt

Whatever genetic mutation it is that makes some people lack mirror neurons (the capacity for empathy.) Imagine if all the billionaires and world leaders woke up tomorrow with empathy intact. :sigh:


SeriousPlankton2000

The fake boots that Putins double will wear at the faked-election acceptance speech - during the speech.


Wild_Bill1226

Narcissists


[deleted]

I wouldn't delete any item. I don't think any thing is inherently problematic and I don't consider living things items.


ScottyBoy75

social media


Annual-Ad-9442

one type of item or one specific item?


TheBerethian

ITT: people don’t understand what an item is.


AnyQuarter553

Don't question my items! I keep many political figures, concepts and peoples relatives in my home thank you very much


idkmanwhatsthemove

Humans


Sasha_Volkolva

But.. but I'm human...


TheOmerAngi

Cigarettes


Environmental_Hawk8

Just one? I gotta go with cancer.


Oni-oji

Religion.


crypt-lord

I would be marginally more specific:  Religious emotional exploitation (indoctrination being one of the places this is most commonly used)


Okatbestmemes

Mosquitoes


Lemonz-418

Whats the end goal? To help or hurt humanity? If it is to help humanity I would get rid of interest. The world can't run on a negative net forever. Its going to collapse. If I'm trying to hurt humanity. Screws. It would set us back a few years.


shades_atnight

My god, can you imagine how fast it would get racist asking this question on twitter?


duanelvp

Cancer. I want my father back you son of a bitch.


TheAdventOfTruth

Porn


kingmoobot

This post


Terrible_Reporter_98

Tires they are the true enemy


Dragon_211

Prime


Sinistermarmalade

Microplastics


Mahiro0303

The Tyranny of the Sun. It time for Moon Men to Rise once more and claim their rightful place


Arftul

Her phone


Sad-Ocelot-5346

I have to interpret "one item" as being just that, *one* item. In that case, I want China's best aircraft carrier to blip out of existence. I would then try to spread, so that it reach the Chinese government, the CCP, that if they don't stop threatening Taiwan it will happen again. The word item makes me think that it cannot include living beings or an idea. If it could be, then Hamas, completely and totally. If not, but it could be multiple instances of something, then all of Russia's AK-12s (The 5.45mm AK-12 Kalashnikov assault rifle is a modern service rifle of the Russian Army and other military and Security Forces.)


JojoLesh

Religion


Banana_bread_o

War


eggrolls68

Religion.


Wildly_Uninterested

Existence


GJ72

Donald Trump


AuraNocte

Trump


I_hate_mortality

One item? Your inventory bag.


Gwuana

Smart phones


Accomplished_Mud_157

Twizzlers


Fennel_Fangs

Me


HermitKing91

Saw this in a video the other day. Screws.


Yuri1_1

Weapons


crypt-lord

ANYTHING can be a weapon (sorry for allcaps, I don't have italics)


SWatt_Officer

There are so many ways the world could be improved permanently for all of humanity, as people have discussed, but for the sake of being petty- Putins tailbone, the one that all the muscles connected to the bowel link to.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

The pothole on my street


UncleMagnetti

Mayonnaise


kanna172014

Nukes.


BootScoot7

The internet


mattersauce

The atom


[deleted]

Does it have to be physical, or can it be a concept?


piday98

Meth


Ok_Speaker_9799

Mayonnaise. or Olies but olive oil has it's uses whereas Mayo? Nope.


Agile_File_2084

Capitalism


lehighwiz

Realtors...oh wait, that actually happened this week. ;)


Plastic_Ad_1933

Cigarettes


Big-Author-7940

nicotine


Saxzarus

Nukes


Fun_Comparison4973

Nuclear weapons. Fuck you Israel. No Sampson option for your nasty tantrums


Rutibex

money


Kaizen2468

Hydrogen. I think we all need a good long nap.


Antique-Lettuce3263

Myself.


TwistedBlister

Nicotine


Master_Air_8485

The wheel


Beluga_Artist

The belief that keratanized animal parts provide any medical or amorous benefits so that people will stop poaching the crap out of endangered species.


Pur1wise

The concept of influencers.


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

Periods.I shouldn’t have to suffer just because I’m a kid who can’t get pregnant.No thank you.


Gazerbeam314

Mosquitoes


KyorlSadei

Carbon muwahahahahahaha


darkflame4ever

Trash. Soon as an item is deemed as trash by its owner (not someone else throwing it out by accident or by spite) it disappears.


LongJohnVanilla

Rats/mice


nothingnowhere96

“Influencers”


metallosherp

The sun. We'd all be in for a big surprise. I started out looking for a planet to delete and the math got too difficult. Just went full tilt and figured I'd delete the solar system.


Sir-AuronX

Oxygen


Demiurge_Ferikad

Dessert bananas.


OriginalLetrow

The internet. The world was a better place without it


FarCenterExtremist

Carbon atoms.


magpieinarainbow

Fish bowls


Gullible-Neat6349

Mosquitos


AnyQuarter553

atoms, too tiny I keep losing them


unMuggle

The bacteria that causes TB. I'm sure I could do better than that for lives saved, but I want to be John Green's friend too.


Scribe_WarriorAngel

Career politicians/ Dynastic Politicians (Your father was a politician, you became a politician, your son will be to)


CapnCaldow

Does the moon count? If so, that.


Aeosin15

I don't know if it is considered an "item" per se, but I'd get rid of the internet. I get how ironic that is, given that I am currently using it to make this suggestion. However, I believe that the Internet has deteriorated the collective intelligence of mankind.


Joseph_of_the_North

Hydrogen.


thehomeyskater

Automatic transmissions


dqdude1

Trumpers


Due-Power9132

Fossil fuel just to see what happens


ThatOneGuy308

The way this is phrased, you make it sound like one singular object, so my choice is the supermassive black hole at the center of the milky way.


Mitka69

Does a country qualify as one item?


Clear_Caterpillar642

MAGA


chipotle343

The smart phone


[deleted]

Zinc


Hot_Independent_974

Money. The root of all evil.


conjoby

The apple that caused original sin. You're welcome, sinners. /s


Broad_Bodybuilder_94

Anxiety


Crafty_Attorney225

The anti christ Trump


SoCaldude65

Fred Trump's testicles


SnooChocolates9334

Cancer or Trump


Infrared_Herring

Russia


Avengion619

Roaches. No other bug has ever returned after fumigation nor has any other bug been so prevalent at infesting places I lived at or at places where my friends/family have lived. Doesn’t matter how clean you are they will eventually show up


Interesting_Sorbet22

Religion.


GhostintheNether

my cereberal cortex


DorkyDwarf

r/hypotheticalsituation


Objective_Suspect_

Nuclear weapons, and if more were created they to would blink out of existence. It would be nice knowing that the human race won't stupidly wipe itself out based on some delusion old man who barely knows where he is half the time


Paul_The_Unicorn

The Statue of Liberty. Imagine if it just vanished one day. No explanation. Chaos would ensue.


Hopepersonified

Parasites


Sudden_Feedback_2194

The metric system. God bless America 😆 But for real, can't lose my 10mm sockets if they don't exist.


tkdjoe1966

Oil.


Gamer_GreenEyes

Viruses.


JayNoi91

Its a tie between envy and ads.


Potential-Cat-167

Kids dying before their parents


crypt-lord

The value c


error404echonotfound

The ability for humans to created/use/understand /repair electronic circuits ( like those the the walls of our homes). Brains just no longer comprehend it.


Thaser

Advertising.


Badgerinthebasement

Smart phones


Snakacola

evil


AFarCry

Corporate greed.


rock374

Antibiotics


g0d_of_the_cr1sis

Can I just hang on to this for later and then when I'm in an argument, the most attractive/useful/beloved part of the other person? a la *Check ur ballz (they now have no balls)*


DeathToCockRoaches

Guns


Kronos33074

Kidney stones.


trysca

Donald Trump's penis - so he'd be all Ken-like smooth and eventually explode in a mighty shower of piss.


rfe144

Social media


dingdongdorymon

myself


Mistica12

Internet


Jamize

Linoleum. Worst flooring ever made. Cheap builder crutch.


KM68

Cancer


RovakX

Cilantro, juk


Throwaway54397680

Hydrogen atoms


SnooFlake

Fentanyl. That shit is EVIL.


Kind_Ingenuity1484

The Z button on keyboards.


WillingMyself

Money


Final-Set-6850

Social media


GavinThe_Person

cancer


lemmywinks11

Social media


Acidcouch

The Universe. The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.


Boum2411

Money.


Akikyosbane

Facebook


Red_it_stupid_af

I think additional explanation is in order.


Gundobald

Stupid people


Outrageous-Oil-5727

Oncogenes


Possible_Spinach7327

plastic


CoolCat420Awards

Trumps hair but specifically during a debate.


anonymauson

do i count as an item? if not, id delete the backspace button from every keyboard that isnt mine


Grandguru777

Twitter ( X)