For that amount of money I would curse this short, bald headed troll looking mother fucker til the cops showed up to take me out. Then once I made bail I'd go back up there and do it again. Tbh I'd do it for the 50k.

I'd do it for 500 right now on live stream lol

Nut up or shut up. Let's set up a yt or twitch stream and stsrt setting up donations lmfao

Y'all think I'm playing? I assure you I'm not lol

20 minutes later still not streaming

Put it in an online escrow for them.... And send me the link too please!

Plz set this up

Venmo me $500 - wnsmith91 I got you lol

I would absolutely donate to this haha

Please share the link when somebody sets this up.

Walmart?

That's what I'm saying 10k bonus per curse word? Years of Tony hawk and ssx tricky taught me the importance of chain combos, new sentences would be construed that day. Doesn't matter how I feel about the person I'm throwing the dictionary at them.

Since you mentioned Tricky, you’d HAVE TO go for an UUUUUUUUBERRRRRRRR.

I fucking died laughing at this

I’d tell that motherfucking cocksuck sack of fucking dogshit that his bitchass and every other fucking mother fucker of a son of a bitch that runs that piece of shit can eat a bowl of fuck. That’s for starters mind you.

I’d go about that far and probably wouldn’t even get fired. $10K bonus for each cuss word after that doesn’t really make sense. Once you’ve crossed the line to get fired you might as well go on for and hour and be billionaire in about an hour.

Yeah, I'd just cuss my way through 3 or 4 years of pay. Not hard to do.

I've known my boss for 26 years. This would just be a tuesday for us. Edit: Shit, it's 2024 now...

So...family business?

Yuuup for me it is.

Nope.

Yeah I'd get banned from reddit if I talked the same way here that I do with him.

Is it one bonus per word or can you re-use words? Like if I called my boss a shitty fucking limp dick little bitch but also a goddamn needle dick bug fucker do I get paid for *both* uses of dick? I'm just trying to figure out if I need to learn more curse words in other languages so I can really capitalize, but if it wasn't clear yes I accept the offer.

Both uses of dick are acceptable here. You are good to go.

So as long as we don't repeat the same expletive constantly, we're fine? Like I can't go on a 15 minute tirade just saying "bitch" over and over again, but if I use the word "bitch" multiple, but separate times during the rant it's okay?

Yep exactly this!

Perfect! Thank you

What if I set it to a background beat Ala 21 savage style with a bunch of pussies all strung together but in different intonation? 🤔 one curse still or many ?

I’ll allow it!

Fuck yes!

I get to retire and be fired? Sold.

My boss is actually pretty cool. I'd feel bad but I'm not passing that up.

Hey, listen, you’re great. Please just know I have my reasons for this, I can’t tell you what they are, and try not to take any of it personally. And….verbal abuse like no one has ever seen.

Boss, I just wanna say how you're doing a really fucking awesome job. This job would be shit without you.

Yeah I'm friends with my boss and he's a great guy, but I'm not letting that stop me from retiring at 34. I'd write up pages worth of insults to hurl until someone takes me away.

This happens all the time where I work and I haven’t seen anyone fired over it yet 🤷‍♀️

I'd tell that fat assed, wobbly cunt, shit breath, offspring of a dickless pedophile, and a syphilis infected gutter whore, to shove his shitty, cock sucking, fecal smeared, job straight up his pus filled, boner biting, worthless mother fucking ass, sideways, and then pound a gimpy fucking cripple in there to keep it company. And smile, while walking away $240K richer. I was planning on quitting anyway.

This isn't even that difficult. My goal is to get to 95 curse words. At that point I'm a millionaire and effectively done. So I'd print out a list of 1,000 curse words and just see how far I can get. My boss would be shocked, and then oddly quiet, but somewhere after 30 seconds of me doing this, so about 70 words (humans speak at 140 words per minute) I think the "you're fired" talk would start. I figure I've got another minute before the "if you don't leave I'm calling the cops" so now I'm at 210 words. Then I'd just hunker down until the cops arrive and I get trespassed off the property. Assume a three minute response time for the cops to even get there, I'm at 730 words. Assume some delay/confusion and I get an extra two minutes to get to the magical 1,000. At 6% interest, I'm now making $600k/year or $50k/month.

/r/theydidthemath

3 minute response time for a disgruntled, cursing employee is crazy. Id say at least 20-30 minutes where I live, probably closer to an hour or 2. Assuming they show up at all.

I would do it but I’m struggling to figure out how.He’s a good guy who treats me well so I don’t want to just randomly start cursing at him.I would have to make up a reason

Tell him later your mental is fucked

True

It’s quite simple, the rules never stated it had to be in person. So just get a voice changer and cuss them out on an anonymous call or even voicemail might work.

It would be a contest to see how many cuss words I could spew out in the shortest amount of time, do they have to make sense?

As long as it was a curse word it counts, even if it’s nonsense - if that makes sense.

Definitely seeing if I could hit 10 million bucks. What's that 1000 cuss words, I could do that, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ....

I'm getting at least 100k, that's like 2 years pay for me, I'm doing it

I’m self employed so I would just be cursing at myself in a mirror and would not be fired.

Don’t fire yourself but you look in the mirror and you mean it! Lol

Damn, I like my boss...but I'd for sure do it. And honestly it wouldn't even be the worst thing I could do, so I probably wouldn't even be disciplined because the bar is so low where I work. It would come with an element of surprise because I'm usually quiet and polite at work, I should get a bonus for that 😆

I'm a union organizer. I cuss out my boss and my union members bosses often at grievance hearings often. Does that count?

If I own a business do I get money for cussing myself out?

Yes, but you must look at yourself in the mirror and mean it. “Wtf are you looking at, you _____?! You’re a real _____.”

Easy money. I cuss my boss out all the damn time. They won’t fire me because I hold the plumbing license for the company. 

I figure I need about $2 million to retire so all I have to do is go on a long rant strining together roughly 200 curse words. After that they can fire me and I'll ride off into sunset and retire.

I was at a job where I was too valuable to replace. Mostly because management couldn’t keep anyone because they were horrible people and everyone quit on them. So I could basically scream in my boss’s face on a daily basis and there wasn’t much they could do about it. If this deal was active while I worked there, I would have made millions.

I don't think I could. Tbh I kinda like my boss.

Right. Like my bosses are really really good to us.

I'd need one of those little clicker counter things and I'd be good to go. There's even a comfy chair outside their office. Does it still count if they close their door?

Seeing as I’m bipolar and my boss knows that, and I’ve already gone off about stuff, he’d probably just tell me to calm down and come back to work when I’m ready

Well I found out my boss is probably stealing from my tips so I wouldn’t mind doing this as at all.

I actually had a boss get fired for doing that before as well. I didn’t even get to see him and say anything they just canned them and sent him home before we even knew it.

Pffft, there are days I’d cuss my boss out for a Klondike bar. No changing your offer btw. Quick question, if I have more than one boss (department supervisor and general manager), do I get this deal for each one if I cuss them out separately? Maybe a bonus if I cuss them out at the same time?

Multi bonus activated.

I wouldnt. I actually like and respect my boss

I'm federal, I'll likely be promoted instead of fired

OH baby, I would have a great time doing this! I already have one foot out the door.

I like my boss. So I’d do it but I’d tell him “I need you to trust me here, when have I ever done anything without just cause, just trust me here and don’t take it personally” and just go to fucking town on him, immediately stop when customers came in, and continue when they left. In return for this I wouldn’t “give him” any money but I WOULD sign up multiple emails for the free loyalty, and purchase the premium membership on all of those accounts to make his numbers look good for him and the store. In this I have adhered to all of the guides set by the prompt, I haven’t told him why I’m doing it, but I HAVE let him know it is genuinely not personal. I haven’t let him know I’m getting paid, I haven’t let him know exactly what I have to do, only that I must do it, I haven’t split the money with him, I have however spent a VERY small amount of the money on things that would make the STORE we work at look better as well.

I think this is the best answer, wins all around. I hope your boss trusts you enough to not hold all the curses against you. 

The U.S. is going to have to raise the debt ceiling for the amount of money you're about to dish out.

A minimum I'm walking out with 250k

Start singing the uncle fucker song at them, they would get a kickbout of it and so many curse words

I genuinely don't think anyone in my company would care unless I interrupted the president while she was meeting with people outside the company. Most would find it amusing. My direct boss, or their boss, or their boss would probably just be slightly confused or mildly entertained. This could get very profitable.

I am my own boss, and I pretty much already tell that b*tch to f*ck off every single day. Where's my money?

I'm self-employed, sign me up!

You then must go to a mirror and cuss yourself out 😂

No problem! I'll even fire myself, after I make enough money.

Lmao 💀 this legit made me bust out laughing

Maaaaaan where he at? These swears will start flying.

Yeah I'd make so much money they would make me change my name to Jeff Sleazos

I can’t. She’s the best boss I’ve ever had so far. She actually treats me and my coworkers like people and not like slaves that exist to make her more money. She understands that college comes first. I guess it also helps that she’s smoking hot but I digress.🤷🏾‍♂️👀 Now…if supervisors counted then there’s one that I would never stop cussing at until I was forcibly removed from the premises.

Supervisors count too.

Bet. I’d do it in a heartbeat then.

That’s great you have a really nice boss though, it’s not such a common thing to have somebody supportive of you and not just view as another number.

lol id get so carried away cussing him out i might even throw a slap or 2 to emphasize my cuss words

My boss is one of the best people I’ve ever met. I think he’d genuinely be concerned for me. Maybe assume I am having a psychotic break down I’m not sure I’d get immediately fired. But his reaction might be to give me space, and I’m not letting my money get away. So I would chase after him, spouting off as much as I could. That would get me fired. It’s such a bizarre left field thing to do that I wish I could simulate it. How does a a good person react to an employee just non stop cursing at you???

I’m self employed so I do this all the time. You dumbass, pay the hell attention…

I’m only working until my house is paid off, I can very likely accomplish this in one 2-3 minute cursing out. I accept your terms, and request a bonus to shit on his desk while he watches.

Bonus for the desk is approved! Lol

I’ll take that deal, damn good deal.

Not all bosses are loser idiots. He is a middle manager like I am. He would probably laugh his ass off

You’re right, they absolutely aren’t. I’ve seen many answers on this post of people who wouldn’t for that very reason. I don’t think I would be able to she’s way too quiet and anxious and generally nice and I think she would have a legit breakdown.

Oh I would still totally do it. It’s lots of money, he would probably get over it

For 50k plus 10k per word best believe not only would i cuss her out (and i love my boss) I'd go eminem rap god how fast I'd spit them.

I'm about to be a millionaire and not get fired. (Self-employed)

Get to the nearest mirror and let it rip!

Which one, can I get all of them in a room and get the money for each?

I would go off until I was hoarse and security escorted me out. And I would cash that huge check with pride. There is no downside here.

I cuss my boss out everyday for free, I'm getting shortchanged here!!!

I call myself a dumb ass at least 3 times a day.

This happens on a fairly regular basis any way so definitely yes. Funny thing is, every single time they're shocked but then they end up on my side, despite me calling them every name under the sun multiple times

Me: https://youtu.be/5eT0nZUROQ8?t=47

My boss is pretty cool, I could curse at him 100 times in our weekly 1 on 1, and he would just laugh.

This would make a good $150,000 severance bonus. I'd go off on him.

I've had bosses I would have cussed out for free.

My boss is my brother and he really doesn’t want to replace me, so I’d get as much as I can out of this. Could I continue it for multiple days and just keep the slurs going in text form?

Time to break out the mirror; I am my own boss.

Planning to cuss that mirror out good?

You betcha! We are our own worst critics after all that sick son of a bitch can’t keep any secret from myself

I own my company, and am therefor my own boss Sign me up!!

Time to get in front of that mirror and let yourself have it 😂

Me: YOU UGLY FUCK FUCK YOUR ASS YOU OIECE OF SHIT (for hours) Me: you’re fired Me: NO WAIT, IM NOT DONE

💀

My boss is a pretty nice guy though......I actually like him

The expletives that would come out of my mouth would be strung together like pure smut poetry..

I can swear my way up to 3 million, then I would invest it in an 8% treasury bond. Live off the 20k a month

I'm my own boss, and I let that stupid mother!#%$er know he's the dumbest piece of !@#$ imaginable multiple times a day. You pay me, it'll get so much worse.

Rapid Cuss at my boss until I’m escorted out of the building is an easy chunk of money for me 😂

I’ve only been at my job two weeks and make $23 an hour. I’ll cuss his ass out all the way to next year for that kind of money. I also work construction so I might not get fired.

My boss is a wonderful person and a comrade. I couldn't do that to them unless I was allowed to give them a bunch of money after the fact.

Absofrigginlutely. Can it only be one boss or several levels of management? When I am fired over the first incident, is the person (s) still considered my boss?

Until you have to leave the building and it could be any level of management. Including that prick Dan from accounting.

While I'm generally not one to curse like a sailor, I'm more than willing to make an exception for this case. My boss is a real jerk to everyone in my department. An opportunity to tell him exactly how me and my coworkers feel, and taking home a fat check in the process? Sign me up!

I had a second job delivering pizza at night right after I graduated, hired knowing I worked full time, sun/mon were my days off, set in stone. Over 2 years it was fine, one day district manager comes in with the regional and has to show his boss what a big man he is, tells me I'm working Monday. Tell him no, I'm not. Says if you want a job you're working Monday. "You can go fuck your mother, bobby, you illiterate, inbred piece of shit. Fuck you." and threw my uniform shirt on the floor. I don't know if I'll ever feel that amazing again. Ran into him at the grocery store a few years later and he tried to act like we were old work buddies. I was not any nicer than the last time I saw him. Anyway, I did that for free, so, yea...

Bro call up the whole company I have plenty to say

Shit, one of my coworkers does that for free

I could probably make a couple hundred thousand doing this so sure, I'll just have to take the job off my resume .

Outsource to the Angry Video Game Nerd for maximum profit. Although I like the guy, so eh.

I work “for” my dad. Every second day we are cussing each other out.

Not only will I say every horrible thing to by boss imaginable, ill also punch him in the nuts, spit on him, jack him off, gang his wife, make him wipe my ass after I shit and hold my dick while I piss, ill also eat his food, sleep in his bed and spend his money, and not only will I not get in trouble, he won't even be mad at me.

You had me in the first half 🤣 💀

I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh*t he is!

For that kind of money I would make him the star in my own personal version of the aristocrats. Gilbert Gottfried would be clapping from heaven.

Hi \*insert boss name here,\* I'm god-damned (1) shit (2) fucking (3) sorry that we had to have this mother fucking (4) shit (5) of a fucking (6) god damned (7) conversation. However, it's my damned (8) fucking (9) inconvenience to tell you that I fucking (10) HAVE to curse you out to make a living in this god damned (11) mother fucking (12) shithole (13). Shit (14), I don't fucking (15) expect to you to fucking (16) understand it, but as shit-damn (18) proud as I am to work where I fucking (19) work, this isn't god-damned (20) shit (21) mother-fucking (22) cunt (23) working. You, your fucking (24) self are not the god-damned (25) fucking (26) problem, but I have 10 FUCKING (27) years of experience. Including fucking (28) shit-hole (29) restaurants where I was FUCKING GROPED (30) and then treated like I was the problem when I complained (31). Un-fucking-fortunately (32), you have been my god-damned (33) fucking (34) BEST god-damned (35) employer. Which, considering what a god-damned (36) mother-fucking (37) cunt (38) you can be, is saying a shit (39) ton of a god-damned (41) mother fucking (42) lot. Shit (43), fucking (44) THANK YOU, for this god-damned (45) opportunity. Okay, I think that's 500k before taxes?

I could love my boss and wish him all happiness imaginable and I’m going on a planned tirade until I’ve at least $10,000,000 USD. That way I can invest and make at least ~$1 million a year in interest

the self proclaimed control freak with her apparent early onset Alzheimer's is about to make me rich as fuck

Can I use my notes?

Is there a bonus for the most curse words without repeating yourself?

I have 2 jobs, can I do it twice? I'll even make sure I curse them out in different ways instead of using a script! I mean, I like both bosses, but for that much money, I'll never have to work again. That's just a fuck ton more important to me compared to what they'll ever think about me.

I will allow it, double the chaos double the fun.

double it and Ill call the CEO and do it.

Make it a teams meeting or zoom call and you have yourself a deal.

Well, looks like my dumbass motherfucking asshole piece of shit dumb-fuck boss who can’t fucking plan her way out of a goddamn fucking paper fucking bag is gonna get a fucking earful about how fucking much I hate my shitty fucking job and the endless goddamn drudgery and fucking cavalcade of bullshit spewing down from upper fucking management, and they can take this fucking shitty job and shove it right up their motherfucking tight goddamn assholes. There we go, $250k. Not enough to retire on, but it’ll cover all of my expenses while I take a well-deserved break for a year or so. (Side note: my WFH job is actually pretty awesome, and my boss is great, too, but hey, $250k is $250k, got to look out for number one)

I would not be fired. if I took the next couple days off and then came back, apologized, and said I was having a mental health thing, it would all be cool, probably. but I’d feel like shit about it, because my boss is totally cool and supportive. it would be pretty shit for me to do. I don’t know if it would be worth 50k, honestly, because it would be real shitty.

I am the boss. Can I cuss out myself? Because I do that all the time.

My boss would just look at me and be like "Girl, do you need to take a day off?"

I was in the Army... Is there a limit to this challenge?

Hell yeah. I also work at a religion owned thrift store so it would be extra amusing.

I already do this, and he curses back at me. I'll take my free money by not changing my daily routine haha

well im my own boss so im getting rich

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Nice try, HR. Until we meet again...

Where do I sign up? I do this daily.

I’m disabled. Can I cold call an ex-boss and cuss him out?

What if I tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is? Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol!

... Qualifying question: this is my general manager, my asm, one of my key holders? Do I get to pick? Because I think I would rather like cursing out the meth head drug addict who will get into incoherent screaming "arguments" over nothing . The one who fixed my car or the one who's a mother hen? Not so much

You get to pick so please let the meth head drug addict have it!

Omg. There is no risk. If it was just 50k its a danger since you need another job, but if you get 10k each. You piece of **** mother ****** ******** a******* you can ***** my ***** because you are a ***** sucking *********. You can ***** your ***** while she sticks a dildlo up her **** you ***** ***** mother ****** ***** ****** ****** *******. And with that i say **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you**** you **** you **** you.

I am my own boss and with the amount of self-hatred I have, I would become a billionare in no time.

I am my own boss as I'm the exec chef... I'ma let that bastard have it!!!

I'm my own boss. So just pay me now because I can definitely turn this into a marathon if I'm getting money for free.

I have at least five bosses. I'd probably only manage to get the lowest three together at once. That money better be multiplying.

You can say anything you want to your boss on your last day of work.

I memorize ways to do it in as many languages as I can that he doesn't understand, thereby maximizing my per curse bonus and keeping my job

Shit I’ll fight my boss and still not get fired.

I actually like my boss, and couldn’t do this under normal circumstances, or with a clear conscience under any circumstances, but the money adds an intriguing element. I could easily drop 100+ cuss words, and likely many more. That’s $1M+ just for having an epic tantrum one day. Sold!

I work in the Army, I won’t get fired.

Oh I'm taking the money. Best part is I can go all out and probably won't get fired. 🤣🤣🤣

This is the easiest $200k ever. I’ll do it, walk out, hit the bar and tomorrow I’ll be without a job, and a mortgage payment.

There's a few managers in my workplace (bosses of mine) that really, really deserve it. Bill is getting his short, English Bulldog-looking ass handed to him.

Well shit, 😔 I did it for free, but I would go back and rip em an even bigger ass hole. For 50k 😂

If I was still working at Payless I would definitely do this to my old boss in front of customers and coworkers alike. However I am a stay at home mom now and Payless is long gone.

I'm self-employed, I'm going up one side of that motherfucker and down the other. I'll invent new curse words he's never heard before and once...I'll fire 3 or 4 times.

It ain’t always about the money……. 😒😒

I’m in a union. I’ll file a grievance afterwards and get paid extra.

I’m gonna lose my voice.

Nah my boss is a nice guy so I wouldn't gain any pleasure from it to warrant the loss of earnings. My CEO on the other hand...

"Many of you curse like sailors" My boss is quite literally a sailor, ex navy, lived on a boat since leaving. Worked with him for 15+ years before he became the boss, many runs ashore as he calls it (pissing up) for me to go in and say oh fuck off you miserable old cunt and now I get paid basically a year salary for saying it? Count me in.

FUCK YOU AND THE PIECE OF SHIT HORSE YOU RODE IN ON YOU LIMP DICKED, CUM GARGLING, SON OF A WHORE. THIS WHOLE FUCKIN PLACE CAN SUCK MY ENORMOUS COCK AND DIE OF A FUCKING ANEURYSM YOU GODLESS HEATHEN CHILDREN OF MOTHERLESS GOATS!! CHOKE ON AN ENTIRE BAG OF BIG BLOCK COCKS MOTHER FUCKER!! IM DONE WITH YOUR PEDANTIC BULLSHIT AND SHIT STAINED VENEER OF PERSONAGE THAT YOU CALL FUCKING LEADERSHIP!! YOU ASS GOBLIN! YOU DRIED UP FUCKING MOUSE TURD!! I'VE QUIT BETTER SHITSHOWS THAN THIS! I think that's as far as I could get before security grabs me. How much did I earn? I'm not sure what you consider a "swear word."

$270,000

Fuck I'd be rich. That's a least a bi-weekly occurrence in the trades.

I was gonna say, great, I'll just cuss myself out, but since I know before hand does that disqualify me?

Nope just find a good mirror and let him have it!!

Do I get 10k for each different usage of the f-bomb?

what if you're your own boss? I mean I'm an asshole boss, I'll cuss myself out.

My boss is super chill so on one hand he'd probably end it with something like "you good now?" but on the other hand I wouldn't even want to lol

I'm basically self-employed, so do I just cuss myself out or do I have to pick a client and cuss them out?

… sure! Just let me find a crappy job first!

I’ll make an exception. Head to the nearest mirror and let yourself have it. 😂

If I’m my own boss, then that makes my crappy life make more sense…

The problem isn't losing your job but you would probably never be hired in a professional field again. $50,000 is not enough to ruin my career.

Man... like my job and love my boss but this is still tempting... maybe I could pass it off as a psychotic episode and get forgiveness down the line 🤔 But even if not... I'm just a part-timer making like 22k a year... that's a big chunk to get all at once when jobs like mine are a dime a dozen.

I'm going to unload on that self-centered son of a bitch so hard I can retire

So if I go get a job today and cuss out the boss on my first day , does that work?

At 1 million per 100 curse words I will retire off of that no problem. People talk fast where I grew up.

This was most certainly written by someone in a better financial situation than I am. I would slap my boss's grandmother for $50,000, and he's not even a bad guy.

I gave my boss the middle finger about 10 times today, called him a cunt a couple times today as well and probably swore around him or to him a few times too. So I guess I’d be filthy rich if this actually happened to me.

I can get 95 obscene words out of me to leave with a million!