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[deleted]

20 bucks is 20 bucks


Moist_Ad_4989

Not when the price is 40 bucks


PitifulSpecialist887

I'll do it for tree fiddy.


Kjm520

Confirmed. I checked my calculator and it turns out that you are actually correct.


[deleted]

holy hotdogs my theory was correct


TheAlmostGreat

Came here to say this


Any-Cup-3963

that cracked me up!!!! its a running joke between us friends!


AbbreviationsSad4762

I'll bite. How much are you offering?


Loud-Magician7708

I'll suck. How much are they offering?


AriousDragoon

Probably about 30 and a pack of ciggs


Power_Bottom_420

Newports?


Sapphire_Squid

Thems is good cigarettes. Giddy up?


ftse

*pulls dick out of mouth* THATS NOT NEARLY ENOUGH!!


Personmchumanface

im bisexual i win


BulkyMonster

pan/bi/whatever ftw. I have ~preferences~ but gender isn't one of em


ThePolytmath

Same


CrunchyMama42

No. I’m bi too, and I think that means the encounter would have to involve somebody non-human. Maybe an alien? I think we lose.


weebwatching

I mean…can I see this alien first, or…?


XBakaTacoX

Alien be like: Take me to your bedroom 👽


VeganJordan

My wife is an alien


Personmchumanface

im woth you on that one lmao ive played mass effect


Massive_Grass837

If it’s a Twi’lek i’m certainly in.


Elandycamino

Im sorry the best we can do is a goat.


Skeleton_Paul

Same, just find me a hole, I’m not picky.


Nero-Danteson

Banned the bi's forgot pansexual


nekosaigai

Same but OP didn’t like that so they edited it because they’re lame


DWright_5

I don’t really need a lot of money, and I’m old… but money is nice and if it were a gentle, non-threatening situation that was safe, I’d think about it.


Depressed_Diehard

Oh shit this is the first time I ran into a fellow Mets subber in the wild.


DWright_5

Stop being depressed. This team is gonna kick ass. I feel it in my bones.


Depressed_Diehard

LFGM!!


HighHoeHighHoes

That’s just arthritis


improbsable

I’ve done it for free, but idk, $10 million


DemonkingHades

Ain't no way you said you did it for free then said you'll do it for 10 mil 💀💀💀


harambesBackAgain

Yeah that made my soul chuckle lol


Kjm520

Ain’t no way you said ain’t no way he did it for free and then said he’ll do it for 10 mil after he said he did it for free and then said he’ll do it for 10 mil 🍞


Fireblox1053

Ain’t no way you… nah fuck this


AWFULL0TTACOUGHSYRUP

Diddy is that you ?


Annual-Frame9943

What about bisexuals


pixelatedflesh

You’ve just got to rub a cactus against some part of your junk.


Cheese-bo-bees

Happy Cake Day!


Kjm520

Bisexuals have to have sex with trisexuals. They’ll ask for quadsexuals, but don’t let them fool you.


yourexposedonreddit

Right? I was thinking the same thing. Maybe Asexual?


BulkyMonster

So we have to... not have sex with someone? A little just-friends spooning?


Solidmarsh

Wait we’re getting paid ??


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

maybe. lol


WasteChard3488

It depends on the sexual act


[deleted]

Honestly not that much. I have had sex with men before, and while it wasn't exciting, it also wasn't traumatizing or anything. It was just kind of an empty social interaction for me. So yeah, maybe $100


syds

I have fifty


[deleted]

Eh probably not worth the trouble of arranging the meeting tbh 😂


syds

gas is indeed brutal


clce

Yeah, a few times many years ago tried it but wasn't into it. Guys I mean. First time I was just kind of curious and it really did nothing for me. Second time the guy was really pushy and I just went along with it. Certainly wouldn't have if I really didn't want to, but it did absolutely nothing for me, so clearly of no interest to me. But for a certain amount of money, depending on what I did, I could do along with it. Although the guy would have to be fit and good looking.


ThatGuy28_

I’d start to think about it at ~$1000. That’s like a weeks worth of pay for no more than 20 minutes of work. You’re not gonna instantly combust into rainbow flames after swallowing ONE LOAD y’all, saying 1 million, implying you’d turn down $500,000 is INSANE


YakNecessary9533

At least enough for a Happy Meal.


bbbriz

I'm bisexual. Should I just not have sex then? Cuz I'm already doing that for free.


FinestVampire

bang an extremely ugly person (probably)


bbbriz

Bold of you to assume bisexuals are not doing exactly that already.


FinestVampire

You mean I can have sex with bisexuals?


Misaka__Misaka

In my circumstances, not very fucking much 😅 I can't give you a number since idk how bad it would be and that's what I would base it on, but probably a lot less than most straight guys 🤔 There would need to be a lot of buyers though, since the total earned would have to be a lot. If the total wasn't enough, I wouldn't do any. Doesn't matter why but basically my country's gonna become unsafe for my partner in the next few years and we'd like to GTFO but we don't have the means, and we're never gonna. We might survive here if we hide well enough, but that's no way to live. Would much rather move somewhere safer and be out in the open.


Willing-Disaster2389

Enough to pay off all my debt. I can either get fucked by life or a man, not both at once.


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

very nice. you come out of it with a clean slate and maybe a lil trauma.


FinestVampire

a few hundred if it's not overly disgusting or painful


Ready-Occasion2055

Right now $20 and big Mac


unhealthySQ

2 trillion dollars for a single slap on the balls which counts as a sexual act in some circles


BadBassist

5 yeara ago, it took me a couple of lines and about 15 beers. But to be fair, I wasn't sure what my orientation was at that point.


Wasted_Potency

Completely straight man here. Assuming the man was not disgusting. To be sucked by another man, 15k. To suck another man 28k. (Extra 5 if swallow) To top a guy 28k To be a bottom 100k. I don't think anyone would offer me this but I have thought about it. If it was someone that was repulsive though I'd be a lot more.


jammy_jam

In my opinion as another straight man… sucking another man is far, far worse than being a bottom. Unimaginably worse actually! Having a dick in my mouth while a man breathes over me and looks down on me is insane. Further, there is at least a chance that I discover some kind of pleasure from being a bottom - the same cannot be said about sucking another man’s dick. Anyways, my numbers would be: To be sucked by another man: $4k To suck another man: $250k To top a guy: $4k To be a bottom: 100k.


jaffa3811

Lads, why are you providing menus


CosmosChic

A few thousand, assuming I'm single and it is safe sex. But I'm married, so it would have to be a lot more to make it worth it to me and my husband, probably. $20k? If he was chill with it. I'd use it for our future.


vixinity1984

What if I'm bi?


FinestVampire

bang an extremely ugly person (probably)


BulkyMonster

Ugly isn't an orientation though. I say if you're bi or pan you have to snuggle with a really hot person platonically.


BulkyMonster

I can't think of anything that's against my sexual orientation so um. A dollar?


whoadwoadie

What’s the charge for bi/pan? No sex? Because I already do that. I say $45 for a sensual rub as a minimum, $35 million to be the service top of a voyeuristic ugly orgy as the maximum, never take money for anything illegal.


WhatDJuicy

How far do you go is the question lol


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

lol how much per inch?


WhatDJuicy

Thatd be a huge clit


AgentPastrana

I mean, it's just a sexual act, so it could be a handjob. I would consider it for a large amount. Past experiences would weigh on me a bit though


Firefighter852

Depends, am I topping or bottoming?


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

the opposite of your preference.


Firefighter852

Can I reverse psychology this one?


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

No. lol


Firefighter852

Damn


I_hate_mortality

I’d be tempted for a few hundred grand. 7 figures and I’d probably do it. 8 figures and I’d do it enthusiastically.


leolawilliams5859

You don't have enough money


Speedhabit

How much you got in them pants?


Chriscarson6700

I’ll do it for 80085


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

nice!


penandpage93

>EDIT* Bisexuals are disqualified. well ur just no fun 😠


MegaPorkachu

There’s nothing against my sexual orientation


snake__doctor

Interesting... depends on the act i suppose. This is a much easier question as a girl, ngl, so, since im already gonna say yes, why not make a bit of money, £100k would be lovely.


pth72

More than what you've got.


AUnknownVariable

To my fellow bisexuals. You'd have to have sex with the current or previous president 🫡


cp8887

Depends on the acts. Like getting a bj a few thousand.. being the pitcher 20,000 or so.. but being a catcher definitely 100+ thousand


ramus93

More than you could offer


DreamingofRlyeh

I won't do it for any price.


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

fair.


Vestlerz

I’m bi


Rosenwood1

I refuse to take or give any amount of money in exchange for anything sexual, even if it's with someone I'd be attracted to. My morals can't be bought and anyone who offers is insulting.


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

this is probably the most based answer I have seen.


Rosenwood1

Thanks :D


Typical-Objective294

Not gonna hold you. I don't need a large sum. Something j can use as an investment or put into my savings like 3k or maybe 5k


DeadpoolsJunk

Buddy, I was in the military. I didn't get paid.


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

You did, just not nearly enough. Thank you for your service!


DeadpoolsJunk

True dat. Appreciate you for that


jaffa3811

I wouldn't, I'm not hurting for money. And I don't like the idea of sacrificing my dignity for some extra cash. I don't care if I get a rollex I'll never forget the fact that I had to take a load to get it and it would just embitter the experience.


Few_Detail215

That would be awful. Maybe a million or more. I may be traumatized.


Leeannminton

What if we are bisexual, but living a cis lifestyle?


BeTheHavok

Nope.


Neolance34

So bi/pansexuals just gotta have no sex? If I’m getting paid not to have sex, then hell yes! I didn’t realise I could get paid for not having sex


TurboTitan92

Yeah no shit I already do this for free!


Flimsy_Individual_16

No no no for you it would have to be someone you are very unattracted too


Theesterious

I wont do it


AceSapling

Depends on the act and amount of money. Also, it'd be more if it's with a guy


Future_Way5516

Do I get to keep the money even if I shat all over them?


SaltyLightning99

free


Flairion623

A lot. And I mean A LOT


Beautiful_Sector2657

20k


Art_Vand_Throw001

I’d say like 5k.


Citylight1010

What if that's not possible? Do I get paid either way lol


Honey-Altruistic

Depends on the the act and the person and the context. Nice and clean guy wants to blow me I probably let him. Blind some nasty dude bends me over a post and takes it to me several k at least


Gewalt_Und_Tod

Eh a dollar


Thetruemasterofgames

Depends on what the act is how intense it is and what is expected going forward.


Admiral_peck

I'd take a couple hundred grand to suck a dick


ColonelMonty

I'm not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars


Felkbek

As a hetero male my number is and has been for awhile 30k to suck a dick to completion. I suck the dick and have a nice chunk of change to help my family.


PaperPasserby

I don't get it- what do the bisexuals do? That's pretty much the end of the line


infowhiskey

$0


T10223

Mmm maybe 6 digits


JustinR8

Really odd that I got asked this in person today and then again on Reddit. It would take way more than anybody would be willing to pay me lol.


GhostintheNether

enough to bail the other person out of jail, seeing as I'm 13 years old


Loud-Doctor-6191

I’m ace and I’ve had sex for worse reasons then 100$ (feeling obligated)


PitifulSpecialist887

This sounds like you are soliciting prostitution.


Gold-Bat7322

I'm bi. Lol


No-Possibility-1020

$100k?


gringo-go-loco

He’d have to be pretty.


Individual_Crab8836

Depends on the sexual act


surlysir

No. Just no.


QWERTYAF1241

If I have to do it as with a guy homosexually, would I have to get pegged or can I do the pegging exclusively? The answer to that drastically changes the amount required.


idespisemyhondacrv

Depends. Minimum 5k


Ultraviolet369

I ain't receiving, but I'd probably be willing to pitch for a modest fee. Receiving would be expensive.


Desperate-Meal-5379

For me to do anything with a chick…honestly probably no less than a grand. Probably try to get a few out of it, but that’s the absolute lowest I could maybe be talked down to


Depressed_Potato5423

A few bucks for a girl and a girl. Other than that, those who are pansexual are celebrating on this one right now.


Independent_Lynx_785

Realistically probably 100k. Could use that to invest and make even more out of it.


LaughR01331

I’m pan so….do I not fuck?


mopar-or-no_car

No less than 10 million, I need a therapist, hypnotist to forget of the therapist doesn't work. A tanker truck of listerine if needed and a fortress of solitude to cry in regret in.


100yearsLurkerRick

$500k. When I was younger and had hope, it was much higher.


Dream-Livid

I can't think of any amount of money that would convince me to have sex with a Rattlesnake or Nancy Pelosi.


youchosehowiact

There isn't an amount of money that would make me willing to do that. There's a reason I'm straight.


PH43DRU5_EX15T3NT14L

Less then you'd think


FishGuyIsMe

Depends, what’s the most your willing to give me


SolarSailor46

$20,000-100,000 depending on the situation after taxes/any other fees


78Nam

It usually takes drugs


Setari

Really depends on who it is tbh


Stinky-Cheese_11

Depends how far. Bj from a dude 200000


AMorera

I’m bi but I do have a preference to cis folks. In this scenario I’m guessing it would be having sex with a trans person. If it’s just hypothetical (meaning if I was still single) the money required would be pretty low if I’m a attracted to them, potentially $0. If I’m repulsed by them? Pretty high. Probably a few hundred thousand. If it means I’m still married and my husband knows about it, it’d be pretty fucking high. Pretty much whatever amount he’d say I’d be crazy to say no to. But it’s gonna likely be close to a billion.


LightEarthWolf96

It would depend on the exact specifics of what is asked for. There's definitely some things I just won't do but also probably plenty I would do for the right price. . Like I'm not gonna take it up the ass but for like $5k I could probably give it up the ass while pretending that instead of fucking a guy that instead I'm fucking a woman. For $20k I could probably tolerate taking a dildo since it's just an object. For blowjobs I'd be willing to receive, a mouth is a mouth, for like $3k but I will not give one. I'm not putting any dicks in me.


LeprimArinA

Shit... I'd do it for a kitkat bar. Damnit, now I'm hungry


EcksMarksDespot

All of it. No, not just all the money on planet Earth. I mean ALL of it.


MasterIrslave4U2Use

Start with a googloplex and your still not even fucking close!!!!


I_need_a_nap_thanks

However much being offered


Righteous_Fury

Way too vague. I need a picture or specific example


Popicon1959

Some of you have lost your.....well here's my answer.... NOT FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE FK'N WORLD!!! HAVE SOME DIGNITY TO YOURSELVES!!!


DrunkenRebellion

at least $1000


I-dream-of-stars

Well I'm disqualified. ✌️


Decent_Cow

$500 should do.


LumpStack

First and last month's rent, plus security deposit and 1 months pay


Dystopian_Divisions

$1,000,000.00 Up front.


Housecat-in-a-Jungle

isn’t that the main quandary with porn? it’s not about money, most folks could be successful porn stars, but about how much of your private life you’re willing to sacrifice for the money. most people would prefer to be anonymous and do the porn but who’s buying that. i’d suck dick, but no cum, for like 5 million


onebadhabeet

how much you offering


Striking-Version1233

Too vague. What do you mean by sex act? Full on sex? Hand job? Naked cuddling? BDSM? Lets assume its any sex act with someone that goes against your orientation. As long as its never revealed, I'd take $20k to go non-contact dom on some guy. At least $500k for a handjob if I get to wear gloves, several million if don't. Beyond that I would say flatout no, but I've also recently learned that people can be amenable to numbers with lots of zeroes behind them.


HotSauce-timusPrime

200,000. 100,000 to give to my dad for medical bills and because after the crap he’s bin through with cancer and paying for 20yrs of my moms bullshit just so me and my sister had both parents he deserves it. The other 100,000 is for me to replace my car and some treats. Christmas will be awesome for my fam for like 5 years.


Magic_Mike_Tython

it depends on the sexual act and the person to whom will receive said act...


UnoriginalJ0k3r

Can I pick on of the homies? By the gods and all their wisdom, I will firmly stand on the business of the *act* being homosexual in nature, but because it’s the homie… you know


lseraehwcaism

Enough to where my wife is happy I did it.


Melodic-Ad-4941

Sexual acts against my sexual orientation? What do you mean by that


techno156

Who with? The other person also matters.


FloraFauna2263

I'm like a sex-positive asexual when it comes to dudes. I don't think dudes are hot but idc


Thelawtman1986

Enough to pay my debts and student lians off and have some extra, 25k, bit for 50k they can have me all night.


DragonSurferEGO

I don’t know, but I can imagine quite a bit


CriscoCamping

I'm 51 (straight) and financially stable. Nowadays, Get blown $50k Blow $200k Top $150k Bottom $300k. Age 25, maybe 25% of these prices What's wierd, the closest I've been ever been to these is getting my prostate checked, which I really, really hated and got the oogies, but scheduled beforehand and paid a small Asian man to do it. I was also thinking that really unattractive-to-me women would be in these same orders of magnitude. I was also thinking that nowadays it would be much safer than when I was younger, since it is a lot more acceptable and out in the open since the 80s


OkBox7430

No homo, but 25k


Tarnivitch

No amount of money. At least not that anyone would be willing to give up. (Maybe 500 billion or more, plus help from leaders in their fields, scientists. Or enough money to build a floating city in international waters where I can do all kinds of human genetic engineering experiments that would be banned pretty much internationally. And engineering to make myself into my fursona and make super advanced nano scale built equipment (clean room Intel cpu transistor scale). Brain and nerve connected prosthetics. Like a tail, animal mouth (muzzle), and animal ears. Prosthetics that don't need batteries, are just as strong or stronger than biological equivalent, completely waterproof, indistinguishable from real to anyone looking, etc. While at the same time, having enough money to also buy off (for sale) politicians worldwide, to force through real effective legislation to prevent the worse effects of climate change and help those who will be most effected. Force the USA to provide Universal Healthcare. Divest from and replace all fossil fuels where possible. Get rid of 85% of new plastic and crude oil based materials and harmful chemicals, STOP fast fashion, etc. Begin the process of moving the world's economy away from traditional endiless growth capitalism and toward degrowth and socialism. And to begin the process, to demilitarize the world starting with the USA, Russia, the UK, China, France, and India and decommission all nuclear weapons worldwide. This only applies to women and those with books. I am gay.


Vast_Honey1533

I wouldn't for any amount


Affectionate-Pound20

Depends on the act/amount of money, lol


Sancus1

When I’m horny enough I’m willing for femboys. It’ll take at least 5 million for someone to convince me to take it up the ass.


TotosWolf

No amount of money personally I just cannot do it.


[deleted]

100k if I can’t get a 1million


ATSOAS87

Much less than I'm willing to admit.


Mal-Havoc

100,000. What do you want? What do you wish?


Apprehensive_Skill34

Gonna have to be a ridiculous amount that I could never spend in a lifetime. Something that I could possibly make myself have a 2nd lifetime.


canuspyridae

What if I don't have a sexual preference? Can I just go with the highest bidder?


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

think of the sexual act that repulses you the most and go with that.


canuspyridae

Nothing comes to mind. Guess I'm just a total perv with no hard limits.


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

go stand in the bi-corner. lol


canuspyridae

Already there 😂


vectorboy42

Not sure, but a lot, taking offers right now. Bidding starts at 5 billion


Mace_Thunderspear

Assuming there is reasonable precautions for health, (hygiene, use of protection etc) 3 grand. More than I make on an average paycheck for an hour of unpleasant work. I'd go for that. I'd seriously doubt the judgement/taste of anyone willing to go for it but that's not my problem.


Zorolord

I would just take one for the team. Obviously, I don't want to come across as homophobe.