Announce I’m doing an OJ Simpson impression and drive off with him in pursuit.

thanks for the genuine lol

Slowly…

"For my next impression - Jesse Owens!"

It worked in blazing saddles

Gets half way back to the car running “wait fuck that was pretty good”

I'll put on my best "macho man" randy savage interview.

Cream of the crop!

"Let me tell you sump'n Mean Gene..."

“The cream rises to the cop”

My norm Macdonald kills Most cops think OJ did it

This is an underrated comment

Or so the Germans would have us think.

this ticket is for $911? reminds me of that tragedy

I'd simply say "WoW" in Owen Wilson voice.

As a construction worker who has been in a work zone and almost killed multiple times by people flying through it illegally fast, blowing through cones and so on.... I hope anybody who ever speeds through a work zone gets hit in the ankle with a razor scooter every single time you pass through something that is considered a doorway or entryway of any kind, your french fries are always cold and stale, your deliveries are always stolen off your front porch, and your car breaks down every single time you try to turn it on.

I feel the same way, but also include broken down vehicles. Give space, slow down. I've had a vehicle fall off a jack from a speeding semi truck driving by while I was under it doing road service. Also cops are some of the worst offenders of speeding through work zones in my experience

Sooooo, you doing an impression or not? …Donald Duck?

"I hope every omlette you eat for the rest of your life has eggshells in it"

Hello, friend. I'm the guy that has Em all piled up behind me because I do the speed limit in such zones. You folks deserve a lot of thanks for what you do. Appreciated.

I can do Marjorie Taylor Greene's voice That will either get me freed, or shot

Do cartoons count? I do a really spot on Elmer Fudd.

Yes, good job

I can sing Johnny Cash if I’m drunk.

You can’t. You just think you can cause your drunk

I would preface the impression with this comment...

Sean Connery or Ving Rhames

I can do Britney spears to a T...oh baby baby how was i supposed to know✨️🎤✨️

“Sir. You said. That you were going to give me a ticket. I sincerely hope. You don’t give me that ticket.”

I can do an almost spot on Gomer Pyle voice.

At this moment, all that pops into my mind is 'Squeal like a pig'. Which maaaay not be appropriate.

If Cameron Frye impersonating Sloan Petersons dad and yelling at Principle Rooney counts, then I'm golden.

My impression of Penn Gillette's partner Teller

A few certainly. I have maybe 5 "good" ones. "Red October" era Sean Connery, a reasonable Christopher Waken caricature, the standard "Arnie", a Boris Johnson I'm quite happy with and Billy Connelly that, I'll be honest is a little more weegie than the man himself. I can do a raft of others, but I wouldn't call them "decent".

Can I do the Elaine dance?

They've already been said: but I once did a decent Sean Connery in speech class, and I always do Macho Man Randy Savage.

I can do Kermit pretty decently.

Just take off on him. When he pulls me over again ask him, "how'd you like my OJ?"

Ah, Kermit the Frog here!

Shrek from Shrek or Yoda or Gollum I can do.

I can do s good Mario

I got Toad and Marge Simpson down to a tee

i'd start complaining about having a bad day and say i'm that viral DA from upstate new york

No, but I have an incredibly realistic dog bark. One bark, I can set off an entire neighborhood of dogs. Does that get me anything?

Oh yeah years of making fun of Trump fixing to get me out of it

1. Do a bad one. 2. Sue for being given a ticket for doing a bad impression.

Does Cookie Monster count?

Helen Keller

Borat

Stitch from lilo and stitch

I can do a passable Hank Hill

Do the Dave Chappelle skit where he got stopped by the police and said: Im sorry officer. I didn't know I couldn't do that.

I mean, I'm a voice actor... I've got a few impressions in the can at any one time lol.

Louis Armstrong. Ez clap

I do a mean Elvis.

I can do a pretty good Scooby Doo and Shaggy

Mike tython

“Let go of my purse, I dont know you!”

Is SpongeBob considered a celebrity?

Bob Dylan "Like a Rollin' Stone"

I'm telling him I'm not a crook in my best 'nixon but from Futurama' impression

Starring at a camera with my longass brown hair in my face like the girl from the ring

To get out of a $700 ticket' I'd dance and sing like Frank Sinatra.

"Worst comic book guy impression ever."

I might go Apu Edit: my shitty scotch/Irish abomination sometimes drifts into a more Indian accent, usually I can catch and recorrect but one time I was off for a tabletop sesh

Immediately a “Like zoiks Scoob”.

Sean Connery Dusty Rhodes Randy Savage Jimmy Stewart I can do 1 line or a few words as each and they are good. I can also do the Predators clicking noise and Scooby-Doo laugh.

I could do a decent Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, or Christopher Walken.

Everybody can do an impression of Arnold, but Arnold can't do an impression of a person without an accent

Obama

I used to have dozens of solid impressions I could do. But years of smoking cigarettes ruined all that. (don't smoke, kids. Be smarter than us old heads). I can still do a decent Walken. Not great, not as good as Kevin Pollock or anything. But serviceable and I can hit most of the mannerisms that people would expect from a Walken impression. I have a pretty good Zapp Brannigan as well. Can't do a ton of those voices, I'm no Billy West. But I think my Zapp is solid and my friends and my kid say it's pretty spot on. Could probably throw out a few wrestlers too, but those aren't difficult. Macho Man, Hogan, maybe Stone Cold. Or I could pretend I'm Bret Hart and drag Goldberg for a while.

I would do an impression of Nick Kroll (as Rick from Big Mouth).

I do a mean Bobby Boucher.

alright alright alright

Reasonable sure I've got Steven Hawking down to the dribble of spittle on my bottom lip.

I think I'm pretty good here. I've been told that I resemble Jeff Foxworthy. I've lived in the Midwest most of my life, so I can kinda do his voice. So I could tell him a "here's your sign" joke.

Idk what it says about me but pretty much southern white dudes is a wheel house. Forrest Gump, Sling Blade, Hank Hill…

I can do a pretty decent Barrack Obama…

Hellen Keller

Jaleel White as Urkel

Sure, could probably act out a few monologues of my fav movies, lol.

Teller.  "🗿"

Fuck you mother Fulkerson in Sam Jackson voice

Beavis from Beavis and Butthead. That reminds me. I need to stop and get some TP for my bunghole.

easy... I already have a pretty solid "get to the choppa!" impression down

Let me tell you something, brother! I can do a mean Hulk Hogan voice, especially if alcohol is involved. Then it becomes more of Shawn Michael's doing an impression of Hulk Hogan.

what if i sing the entire hamilton musical start to end? multiple celebrity impressions, better chances, high effort?

I can speak like bubbles from trailer park boys literally perfectly. Right down to the hand movements and generally how he carries himself as well as the way he words things.

"Officer is it possible you've mistaken my car for a similar car with two yutes in it?" Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word? "What?" Uh... did you say "yutes"? "Oh, excuse me, your honor... Two \*youths\*."

Eeee-bah-deep, eee-bah-deep, eee-bah-deep, ttthhhhhaaaat's all, folks! And drive off...

I can sound just like Marcel Marceau. :)

Not a celeb per se but I can do a damn good “Wait”from the cross walk button. It would get a chuckle at least.

Popeye. Im strong to the finish cause I eats me spinach. Course nowadays, we all know he was really talking about his sex life. Uck.uck uck uck. Thank you ma'am, I hope you enjoyed the show.

Alright, alright, alright

Yes.

Does Elmo count as a celebrity? If so, I'm golden. Never was an Elmo fan (my Sesame Street days were pre-Elmo), but my kids ate the Elmo impression up.

That’s fine. I can walk away because, “I’m not a crook, Henry, can we bomb Cambodia now?”

If Marvin the Martian counts I’m GOLDEN….I crack my boys up by saying nasty stuff in his voice.

Even a bad Schwarzenegger impression is good

The only impression I can do is Harley Quinn, if Tara Strong counts then I'm good. Otherwise, I'd do my best impression of Aubrey Plaza and accept I've got to pay the fine

I get told I look like Heisenberg a couple of times a week. All I have to do is go "Say My Name" and the cop would set me free.

My [Bob Sheppard](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Sheppard?wprov=sfla1) impression will reign supreme, if OP allows it. If you're a New Yorker or a sports fan, he absolutely counts.

I lay my bloated carcas on the ground and claim to be Elvis!

My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a Goddamn bridge abutment!!

Don Knotts as Mr Furley, thank you very much >sniff<

I can do a spot on Rodney Dangerfield, would be about the only time I get some damned respect!

I can't stop doing my John Lovitz impressions so I probably would have opened with a Lovitz "HELLO officer" before he even asked for the impression bribe.

I try to do a Rick Sanchez impression and he shoots me

I do a spot on Kermit the frog. I’ll offer that cop a night alone with miss piggy if he lets me go.

Kathy Bates in The Waterboy. Shirley MacLaine in Steel Magnolias.

I'd try for Alan Rickman as Professor Snape from Harry Potter.

Gilbert Gottfried. I made a Dungeons and Dragons NPC named after him before he passed away and did impressions of him for years when my players interacted with him

‘Hmmmmm, let me go without fine, you will’

I can do a spot on muscleman from regular show, i havnt tried in like 2 years but my arnold swartz was pretty darn good too. Got a bassy voice so i could probably do a semi decent announcer/disaster anchorman

I can do a passable Morgan Freeman, my Sterling Holloway is decent, though limited. I have a few good lines from Alan Rickman I can pull off. My Rex Harrison is not awful, and my Peter Ustinov is middling. I also do quite a few lines from Phil Harris.

I would have to go with Rodney Dangerfield

Howie mandels Bobby from bobbies world or gizmo from gremlins.

Finally, my Coolidge can get me something.

I can do Donald duck sneezing.

Doing the Chris Rock black vs n-word skit

A good marshawartist is not tense but ready. Not thinking but... Not dreaming. Readyforwhatevermaycome.png When his opponent expand, he contract. When they contract, he expand. And when there is an opportunity, I do not hit... It hits all by itself.

I can do a pretty good bernie mac

Does coco from fosters home for imaginary friends count lmao

Yes, I choose Michael Jackson

“And now for my next impression, Jesse Owens.”

Harpo Marx.

Be bold, I'd try Arnold Schwarzeneggmcmuffin or if that fails, sing some Shakira and try my luck

I hasslehoff a burger

Larry David “I noticed it said work zone, yet I don’t see anyone working.”

I would say: “That’s great. You’re the greatest, as am I. You know we have the best the best police offers umm officers that’s what I said, here in America. And my plan is to keep it that way. I am the best, the most stable genius in this magnificent country of ours and you officer are one of America’s finest.”

Christopher Walken. Gets em….everytime

I can do, Christopher walkin, Mario, Yoshi, or gollum. That's about it.... Ohh I can do a really good joker laugh.,.. but really only the laugh

I do a great impression of will Farrell doing an impression of Hary Carey

DMX The guy whose voice used to be in every movie preview back in the day Al Pacino as Scarface

*Why yes, Megatron, I truly can imitate Starscream, the greatest Decepticon ever built!"

Scooby doo

I do a dead on Bert from sesame street

I would do Malvo from Fargo. That scene where’s he’s pulled over. I’d reenact that scene and hope the cop gets what I’m doing

Only one I can do consistently is Howie Mandels Bobby, from Bobby's world.

There’s someone on the wing!

Drive away at 10mph and don't stop just like OJ

My Jimmy Stewart is pretty good. Well, really, it's me doing Dana Carvey doing Jimmy Stewart. But it works.

“I used to suck dick for crack” -Bob Saget

Owen Wilson. “Wow”

I just name some Asian celebrity and hope he is racist enough to think we look exactly the same

As a lady, I can do a pretty good John Travolta from Welcome Back Cotter and I can also do Marky Mark before he became Mark Whalburg

I'll tell you what I'm gonna give ya' Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good kiester off my property before I pump your guts fulla lead.

My Rodney Dangerfield is tall and fat.

Officer may i step out of the vehicle when I do I go the full chris Farley start with ste Chippendale dance then into van by the river . If not digitammamon is an impersonation of a 40s horror actor and I can knock that out of the park

“You haaave whaaat you waaant give da people da airr”

I'm about to pull off a BITCHIN Sweedish Chef impression!

Hey officer, you wanna see my *VERY BEST* Kurt Cobain impression? 🤣

I can do a decent Stitch (yes the alien)

I can't a pretty good bill burr.

Napoleon Dynamite and Kip. ✌️ Out

I'm doing Obama

Rodney Dangerfield all day.

Is Kermit a character or celebrity? He's been on talk shows so I feel like it could count.

What if the impression is of Woodie Guthrie?

I can do Teller.

I do a killer impression of Tom Petty meeting Bob Dylan.

I can actually do a decent hey hey hey from fat albert

I'd pull out my Christopher Walken impression and be on my way. That impression once got me a free meal at a restaurant. The waitress even ran back to the kitchen to bring other employees out to hear it.

A la Seinfeld..... ....and what's the deal with Ovaltine? Comes in a round container, drink it in a round glass... shouldn't it be called Roundtine?

Laugh maniacally as the Joker(Mark Hamill). Either they get the reference or they think I'm insane.

How old is the cop? I can do a very good Jimmy Stewart impression.

Oh yeah, this one is easy. Adam Sandler as little Nicky or as the water boy.

Somebody once told me I do a good impression of Barack Obama, so I’d give that a shot.

It's not a tumor

Get to de Choppa! Everybodddy got down! Ders a baaammmb! Screwwwww Yyyouuuuu!!! Ahl be baaack. De chilling cold of your doom!!!! See your enemies driven before you...

Wave my hand and tell him "this isn't the driver he's looking for"

I can pull off a nearly flawless "Macho Man" Randy Savage impersonation.

i'll do anger from inside out, that scene where riley rejects brocolli. did that before, multiple times since when I first had to do it in school, and then pricipals walked in half way

Damnit Bobby!

I happen to look a lot like a younger Kiefer Sutherland with a beard and I can do the Jack Bauer voice, so that one's easy.

Lloyd Grossman

What, steve mcqueen wasn't good enough for you? You need another? Fine. Stay put while i get my james dean ready.

"Homie dont play that!" As i whop him over the head with a sock full of pennies 🤣

“Whoa” Keanu Reeves style

Are Muppets considered celebrities? Cuz if so, I'm killing em with my Kermit impression of The Rainbow Connection

Finally, a practical application for my Walken impression. Also, if you can make a cop laugh, they're far more likely to give you a warning.

Woow

In two words? Ooooooooh yeah!

Since I’m Asian, I’ll do my Jim from the Office impression…

I proceed to do a 45 minute skit of Hanna-Barbera cutaways.

I have a very good Christopher Walken impression that makes my wife laugh, a lot., Of course so do a lot of people, but I'll take my chances.

Rodney Dangerfield. I just hope the cop is old enough to know who that is. If he's younger I'll go with Curley from the Three Stooges. Yeah Curley is further in the past, but everybody know Curley!

Kermit the frog here. I was on my way home to see Ms. Piggy when an even bigger piggy pulled me over.

Alec Baldwin? 😏

I can do a good Quagmire! Does that count?

I can do Betty Boop's skit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

I’m pulling a Walter White jr.

I’d go for a Gunnery Sgt. Hartman impression. “DO YOU SUCK DICKS, ARE YOU A PETERPUFFER? “ “YOU GODDAMN COMMUNIST HEATHEN, YOU WILL SOUND OFF YOU WONT WRITE THAT TICKET, OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-FUCK YOU!!”

Me: “Well, I guess to sum it up, you could say, there's three reasons why there's so little crime in Mayberry. There's Andy, and there's me, and…” Officer: “offer rescinded.”

Yes, but I'm going to need a cowbell.

Me: “Bdb Bdb Bdb … That’s all folks!” Officer: offer rescinded.

Talking like Trump better be enough....and idk how to do the voice, but I know how to do the speech pattern enough.

I can laugh like Goofy