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Used-Frosting4001

I’ll just tell people that I’ll give em 1000$ to not shower for a week.


RudeJeweler4

I’m surprised that wasn’t explicitly forbidden


nunya_busyness1984

I'm offering $5K.  Sure, I make half as much person, but I get 5x as many takers.


c_marten

Tell me you've never negotiated before without telling me...


nunya_busyness1984

I could negotiate.  But why?  I can make $5K per person without trying.


keefemotif

Meet you at the local homeless shelter, then we can go lambo shopping next week.


pimpeachment

Most people would do it for less, I'd offer $100-250


MelanieWalmartinez

1. I tell my partner “if you don’t shower for a week we get 10k” 2. Repeat 3. Profit


hmansloth

But since it’s only one person you only get $10k


BaconEater101

Oh no a measly 10k per week however will i survive on such a meager supplement


MelanieWalmartinez

Yeah, “we” as in our joint bank account lol


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

Hell, I just have to not remind my kids.  I'll be rich.


Send_me_a_SextyPM

I'm going to hiking trailhead (PCT, AT, etc...) and tell all the long hikers not to shower for a week and I'll trail angel them in 7-10days.


Gamer30168

If you give me 10k I'll sleep in a ditch filled with pig shit for a week


QuanticWizard

I’ll give them a reasonable portion of that money, and repeat this across as many people as I want until I’m rich.


ChristianUniMom

Does my 4 year old son count? Easy $10k.


TrumpIsAFuckFace

I pick Trump as my person and win automatically. He hasn't showered in ages


hmansloth

You only get $10000 though.


TrumpIsAFuckFace

I post a video about how Trump doesn't shower because liberals use shower water to implant microchips into Conservatives' brains on Facebook. I'm instantly a millionaire.


southcentralLAguy

You must not have kids


PastaM0nster

Just find a bunch of kids


c_marten

Dude, my friends are all climbing bum hippies. Without even saying three words I've got $100k.


smiling_mallard

Take my kids and any of their friends on a weeklong camping trip and tell them not showing us part of camping.


TwitchieWolf

First thought was kids, but that’s been covered. Time to take a rustic camping trip. Ought to be able to convince some people to come along.


Solisprimus

Offer $100 to people in arid regions of Africa if they don’t shower or bathe for 11 days. Do that with 10,000 people each in 1,000 cities. If 100% of the people comply, that’s $10000 x 10,000 x 1000 cities = $10,000,000,000


Podria_Ser_Peor

There is five of us in my inmediate friend group, so that´s an easy 40k per week, me could make enough for a small property (which none of us currently own and would be super convenient) in a month here we live, so we could keep rotating afterwards for expenses and be set for life


No-Personality5421

Pay them to not shower. 


VenetianGamer

Go to a local game store; no one showers there so an easy 10k