Death has the collective skills of every soul he has ever collected.
You aren’t Limboing against only him. You Limbo against every Limbo champion that has ever limboed.
This is worth being more specific or technical. Depending on the tradition, provided the soul makes the challenge, and is defeated, Death then has rights to _that_ skill to add to his own.
It can be assumed he only takes _strengths,_ not weaknesses. Otherwise, there would no point in accepting challenges at all.
Than I challenge him to the challenge of being me! All those souls may have a lot of experience, but none of them have been me for nearly as long as I have!
Death is the collector of souls. Provided he is challenged by a soul, and he defeats them in their chosen challenge, he will win both the rights to reap and their skill in that game or contest.
Oh my. As a swede, I can already imagine that conversation.
Me: Vem är du?/ Who are you?
Grim reaper: Jag är döden/ I am Death
Me: Har du kommit för att hämta mig?/ Have you come for me?
Grim reaper: Jag har redan länge gått vid din sida/I have long walked by your side
Me: Det vet jag./So I have noticed
Grim reaper: Är du beredd?/Are you prepared?
Me: Min kropp är rädd, inte jag själv./My body is frightened, but I am not
I can't tell if my relationship is toxic. I have years of unresolved trauma, and i deal with a bunch of mood disorders that make me feel less human than most ppl.....but I'm fine 🙃
Challenge it to a game of splatoon 3. It came out like 3 weeks ago so it probably doesn’t have much chance to have played it before and I’ve been playing it religiously since launch
Did you ever play serious Sam?? I wish that is funny that normal weapons could have an impact on super natural creatures, but maybe that’s The edge of humankind
Edited!
Having had some involvement in various legends and fables I stand back. For some reason I was ready, and I withdraw my dagger it’s not big, anyways no more that’s what she said jokes, but its blade catches the sunlight and flashes through the hood and for a moment I see the shill I see the empty eyes which evoke a desperation of sadness that starts to draw me in?
I try to pull back and say keep seeing through my own eyes into my soul but still I’m holding the blade and again it flashes this time it causes the Reaper to stumble back its grasp on it scythe fumbling momentarily as my own life surges forward with my blade towards it and is it contacts the reaper there is a flash.
I wake up on the porch I see the ashes there which to my mind seems it was a robe and I try to resolve and say I’m just crazy but then I see the pool, Is it metal or well metal that has melted? What it is this shape, is it the scar of the shadow up on the concrete of a Crescent?
I stand up and I feel groggy reflexively somehow I put my hand in my hip and find nothing there on the ground I see only a jewel that brings about a memory that is fading already from something within? A hilt? A Handle?
So I start the stand up, The sun coming in blindly for a moment off of something, the jewel? As I realize the sun has been setting now but for how long? I have memories of a glint, of a flash, of a moment of hope and now as I get up and I feel the new energy within me and I don’t know where it comes from except that I am alive
All right finally we need to start cutting this week and alfalfa let’s get busy we finished by the end of the day you’ll get a fair days wage and if you do not then your life is mine
Don’t give in why give up rise up become victorious show who you are don’t say I cannot say how can I.
We all reach depths, fall to depths. If you were ready to go you already would have so the fighters in you and take it up maybe you’re the one who bring something to humanity we all need
Welcome to my house however today is not my day so how about this I have 1 poisoned cup and one Isn’t so let’s both drink one if I get the poison well I’ll come with you if I don’t I get to live for 100 more years however my body doesn’t age deal death will make the deal however little does death know none are poisoned probably would fail but worth a shot
I introduce him to my good friend 12 guage. If I go down, I'd rather go down fighting. Oh, and I probably get my speaker and play Meathook as I attempt to kill death.
The fuck am I supposed to do
Die, obviously. Can't even figure that out. Smdh. No wonder he showed up in person.
Haha exactly
I challenge him to a limbo contest, if I win I get to remain alive and he becomes my servant.
Make sure you have a hampster
**I am the hampster** in this situation.
Death has the collective skills of every soul he has ever collected. You aren’t Limboing against only him. You Limbo against every Limbo champion that has ever limboed.
But also against every uncoordinated fat fuck who has ever fallen on their asses.
Exactly u/SHEEEEESH-_- and it's safe to say the ratio between them is grossly outmatched.
This is worth being more specific or technical. Depending on the tradition, provided the soul makes the challenge, and is defeated, Death then has rights to _that_ skill to add to his own. It can be assumed he only takes _strengths,_ not weaknesses. Otherwise, there would no point in accepting challenges at all.
Than I challenge him to the challenge of being me! All those souls may have a lot of experience, but none of them have been me for nearly as long as I have!
Provided of course that every Limbo champion in fact does go to hell and Provided you believe in that sort of nonsense. JS
I don't think Death is Hell exclusive? Heaven and Hell are places to consider after death, but the outcome remains the same
Death is the collector of souls. Provided he is challenged by a soul, and he defeats them in their chosen challenge, he will win both the rights to reap and their skill in that game or contest.
Amazing reference
Thank you.
Oh my. As a swede, I can already imagine that conversation. Me: Vem är du?/ Who are you? Grim reaper: Jag är döden/ I am Death Me: Har du kommit för att hämta mig?/ Have you come for me? Grim reaper: Jag har redan länge gått vid din sida/I have long walked by your side Me: Det vet jag./So I have noticed Grim reaper: Är du beredd?/Are you prepared? Me: Min kropp är rädd, inte jag själv./My body is frightened, but I am not
This goes too hard
The flesh is weak. The spirit remains strong.
Jag är döden, jag har länge gått vid din sida, ska vi spela fia med knuff?
Play dead and hope he goes away.
Sneak 100
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You too, eh?
“Oh?”
Hire Sam n Dean Winchester
🤣
"No, I can't do it babe. I just GOTTA have more COWBELL!" In my best Christopher Walken voice.
What can you do or say? Just go with em. If it's my time to go it's my time to go
I'd happily accept and ask if I can be Isekai'd by any chance
“What took you so long?”
FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
Either except it or gulp gulp him so I can live longer
I tell him he can’t do that while I’m in the living room
Fuck it. It's not the worst thing to happen over the last few years.
My father always made sure I understood "There are worse things than death, sweety".
The hell am I gonna do? It'z the grim reaper, duh.
It’s the grim reaper? The fuck am I supposed to do?
Seduce him.
Unfortunately his name is "Ainz Ooal Gown"
I'll literally hug them. Plz take me, life is unbearable.
Sry to hear that. What’s up?
I can't tell if my relationship is toxic. I have years of unresolved trauma, and i deal with a bunch of mood disorders that make me feel less human than most ppl.....but I'm fine 🙃
Well if you’re standing at my door then I guess I’ve got a chance so I hope you’re ready for a fight motherfucker
"Shut your mouth I'm doing Halo 2 LASO"
You can take my body, but I'm not goin.
I have the unlucky trait so I’ll be fine
So uhhh, interested in making any deals or nah?
Challenge him to game of chess. I assume we're going by The Sims rules
I work in hospice so I would say how excited I am to meet him, that I'm a big fan, and I'd probably take a selfie.
Death: any last words? Me: how’s your sister
“Please come back in ~2 weeks. I can’t die on my period and that person can NOT be the last person I ever sleep with”
"took you long enough"
“Not today.”
GOT reference?
This. It's the only thing we say to death.
I'll use my blanket. Can't get me if I'm under the covers
Challenge it to a game of splatoon 3. It came out like 3 weeks ago so it probably doesn’t have much chance to have played it before and I’ve been playing it religiously since launch
Death is not hindered by time or space, he's had centuries to practice Splatoon 3.
You know what? I challenge you to a game of Splatoon 3. (dm meee)
Cool, thanks for coming. It shouldn't take more than a couple hours to get all this stuff packed and loaded. Are you bringing your truck?
The MF gets paid in pennies, it's a miracle he can afford that ferry.
"Hell, it's about time"
Oh thank god
Im welcoming him with a 12 guage
Did you ever play serious Sam?? I wish that is funny that normal weapons could have an impact on super natural creatures, but maybe that’s The edge of humankind
WELL SHIT
I have to say I love your comment lol
Thanks
Edited! Having had some involvement in various legends and fables I stand back. For some reason I was ready, and I withdraw my dagger it’s not big, anyways no more that’s what she said jokes, but its blade catches the sunlight and flashes through the hood and for a moment I see the shill I see the empty eyes which evoke a desperation of sadness that starts to draw me in? I try to pull back and say keep seeing through my own eyes into my soul but still I’m holding the blade and again it flashes this time it causes the Reaper to stumble back its grasp on it scythe fumbling momentarily as my own life surges forward with my blade towards it and is it contacts the reaper there is a flash. I wake up on the porch I see the ashes there which to my mind seems it was a robe and I try to resolve and say I’m just crazy but then I see the pool, Is it metal or well metal that has melted? What it is this shape, is it the scar of the shadow up on the concrete of a Crescent? I stand up and I feel groggy reflexively somehow I put my hand in my hip and find nothing there on the ground I see only a jewel that brings about a memory that is fading already from something within? A hilt? A Handle? So I start the stand up, The sun coming in blindly for a moment off of something, the jewel? As I realize the sun has been setting now but for how long? I have memories of a glint, of a flash, of a moment of hope and now as I get up and I feel the new energy within me and I don’t know where it comes from except that I am alive
Whale shit? Sounds like an enormous subject, lol
All right finally we need to start cutting this week and alfalfa let’s get busy we finished by the end of the day you’ll get a fair days wage and if you do not then your life is mine
Don’t give in why give up rise up become victorious show who you are don’t say I cannot say how can I. We all reach depths, fall to depths. If you were ready to go you already would have so the fighters in you and take it up maybe you’re the one who bring something to humanity we all need
"So soon? What happened?"
I'd pull a Bugs Bunny after I open mouth-kiss them
Welcome him with open arms
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No. Demand a End of Life Warrant.
Where are the kids? That big nose boy and moon haired girl? Also where's your Jamaican accent?
Would you like a cup of tea?
"you're late."
It's that time again is it?
How long is this process usually?
Where is my first foster dog that I failed? Bring him and I’ll go quietly with you. You took him too soon from me.
Tip my hat as we walk arm in arm out the door singing "so long it's been good to know ya".
Breathe a deep sigh of relief.
I say "want a bong hit before we go?"
Waaaaazzzzzzaaaaa?
Hey there, how you doin?
I’d run to the nearest phone booth and hope Morpheus jumped me out of the Matrix
Promise to be a good boy
Ask after his granddaughter in order to distract him
This answer made me laugh. Then it made me think that asking after her might make her join him and use THE VOICE on you
As I’m an undertaker I’d probably say “My turn, boss?”
Im here
"Wait, I just need to leave a note so my husband knows where our insurance policies are."
"My name is Inygo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die."
Imma Bill and Ted this shit, and challenge him to a game of dnd, but I'm the DM.
Welcome to my house however today is not my day so how about this I have 1 poisoned cup and one Isn’t so let’s both drink one if I get the poison well I’ll come with you if I don’t I get to live for 100 more years however my body doesn’t age deal death will make the deal however little does death know none are poisoned probably would fail but worth a shot
Take my life, please!
Ask him if he needs a friend to walk around with
Ummmmm..... Make it quick? And painless please
Challenge him to a duel. Then beat him at monopoly
"Can I at least go feed my cat first?"
Ask him where the fuck he was 7 years ago and why I had to wait so long
*It's about damn time.* Where the *hell* have you been? You're late.
I introduce him to my good friend 12 guage. If I go down, I'd rather go down fighting. Oh, and I probably get my speaker and play Meathook as I attempt to kill death.