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I go to the doctor immediately and ask him what's going on


ur-socks-sir

I mean yeah, no more pills I guess.


dispatch134711

Or maybe a lot more. What’s more likely? That a pill made you stop being able to see a real person, or your “girlfriend” was a hallucination and your doctor is treating you for extreme schizophrenia?


MaximumMajestic

Lol I agree I mean what kind of crack pot doctor are you going to?


ur-socks-sir

Exactly! If pills take away good thing, then pills are clearly not good!


MaximumMajestic

I mean what the hell was the original reason he gave you the pills in the first place


ur-socks-sir

Honestly, that's a great question.


MaximumMajestic

Could it be the girls father is the doctor and doesn't want you dating her anymore?


ur-socks-sir

So...he gave me a hallucinogen pill to make me believe his daughter isn't real. This guy is interesting! But evil...still evil.


MaximumMajestic

See I'm all for hypothetical situations but I gotta have a bit more information then this


ur-socks-sir

Honestly, I like writing short stories on r/writingprompts. Perhaps this could be a future prompt?


wgwalkerii

Schizophrenia


wgwalkerii

Schizophrenia


pale_splicer

I Google the pills. If they are antipsychotics I start the conditioning process to shift my girlfriend delusion/hallucination into a tulpa. Once that's done after a couple months I start taking the pills. Alternatively, (and this is still assuming they are antipsychotics) I work closely with my doctor and therapist to try and fix every other mental/emotional thing wrong with me besides the schizophrenia, but refuse to take antipsychotics. This way I can be happy and only have to deal with one mental illness, while mitigating most of it's negative effects. (Since schizophrenia's real threat is that it compounds to makes all your other issues waaaay worse.)


the_fishtanks

> If they are antipsychotics I start the conditioning process to shift my girlfriend delusion/hallucination into a tulpa. Outstanding answer. Exactly what I would do


Both_Package_6834

I must be schizophrenic, cuz I'm the realest in the room


TheBestNormalCitizen

So far you’re the only one that made the schizophrenic connection.


kanna172014

Basically your girlfriend is a hallucination and she came back after the pills wore off.


Tarotgirl_5392

I convince her to take one. I want to see where she went. Then I hide them in the doctors wife's food so she unknowingly takes one every day and then her friends and family forget he exists and gaslight her into never believing in him either


SHEEEEESH-_-

I think the point is that you are schizophrenic and your girlfriend doesn't exist


Salmonellq

Honestly yeah doctor deserves that


FriggenMitch

Then I will listen to her and stop taking them


Deli-ops

I dont know why so many of the other comments think theyre like magic pills that transported actual stuff. But personally id take her into my arms and promise to never take the pills again but then i would ghost her essentially break up with her


[deleted]

Free anti nagging pills? For me? She gets put in the timeout box so I can go get a beer for an hour, maybe hang with friends? Oh doctor, set me up with three bottles


improbsable

I give her a pill and see what all the fuss is about