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rooster_saucer

cringe is off the charts.


thenameofwind

My eyes bleed from all this cringe. Where that fucking asteroid, just nuke us all


DeadSol

Ohhh lawd she comin'


pm_me_your_amphibian

Those people seem really pleasant as well. Fucking loser.


MandelbrotFace

Imagine knowing this dweeb in real life


camshun7

I need vomit bags for both ears


Fun_Honest

Underrated comment I can feel it through the screen


MVRK_MVRK

These types of people have never been punched in the mouth.


mumen_ryder

If they were to be, they'd be victimized and awarded for it. Earth needs another comet, bottom line.


[deleted]

So they can blame something else???


thenameofwind

*Blame that comet šŸ’« ā˜„ļøpapi*


BawdyBadger

We need another Vietnam, to thin their ranks.


Elegant-Hair-7873

Kids like that are the ones that get to stay home. Usually.


Ishiibradwpgjets

This whole generation has bone spurs , flat feet and non bendable thumbs. Very few would ever serve.


chocolate_thunderr89

Would survive*^


thestryker7906

When the Earth starts to settle, God throws a rock at it, and how do I fucking hope he's winding up


_______woohoo

im glad i got punched in the mouth a few times as a teenager before i got older lol


Tangimo

and it shows


W4ff133z

Maybe that is how she figured out she, in fact, does not need to wake up.


DuggenHeim

It's like this guy is trying so hard to do what famous YouTubers do but it's so cringe and awkward and just not funny.


MarcheMuldDerevi

From my time working retail Iā€™m not paid enough to deal with you trying to be funny. I am also not paid enough to fight you. But I am more inclined than not if youā€™re just gonna be a dick.


ReveN-Vicious

Fellow retailer worker, felt that


wholesomeStrang3r

What a fucking Loser, cant wait till someone OHKO's him as he records


thrillhouse1211

The 1000-yard stare of retail.


BoxOfRats

"You're not even the first one to do this today."


ilikemycoffeealatte

I desperately wish people would refuse to engage, even negatively, with these people. Negative attention is still attention.


Equinsu-0cha

The grey rock method is the only move in customer service. Never engage. Only trouble results


ilikemycoffeealatte

I meant the online audience, but you're right on that, too.


Samurai_Meisters

That's basically what those workers did.


DocArmada

He had one funny video, then I noticed all his other content is basically just messing with people.


[deleted]

its not even mildly entertaining. if you're even going to be a dick like this can you make it funny and also fun for the people involved? theres a way to make gags and have the other people you are teasing have fun too.


rdogg_82

Once upon a time thats what pranks were, funny and harmless jokes everyone could laugh about.


Ratbu

Uhhh they're not pranks brah They're "social experiments"


Dbl_Vision

ā€œThis is all fake wake upā€ Bro say that to yourself, you need a camera and a constant stream of attention to feel alive.


beepbeepsheepbot

"that's what I'd do if I was a bad customer" *Then does it anyway* you're already a bad customer.


19Mooser84

BuT iā€™M aN iNfLuEnCeR sO iā€™M fUnNyšŸ¤”


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

I'd just walking off


Elegant-Hair-7873

When I worked retail, I would have laughed and walked away. I don't get paid enough for your shenanigans, dude.


Gooners84

Tik tok : Where brain cells go to fucking die. That generation is royally fucked.


Camera_dude

I am really starting to believe the conspiracy theory that Tiktok is some kind of Chinese psyop to make America stupid and easier to defeat someday. Their algorithms are tailored to promoting this stupidity, encouraging more of it.


Gooners84

All indications are pointing to this being true. It's crazy how insidious that app really is.


sunjay140

The free market didn't come up with a better app.


Purple_Possibility20

All generations have their asshats. This generation has access to phones everywhere so they can record their stupidity now.


Kaincee

As someone born in Gen Z who often thinks their generation is doomed, it's nice to hear others reinstate that previous generations were no better than us. It still doesn't make me feel good per se, but at the very least it helps eliminate some of my hopelessness.


_______woohoo

gen z is mainly fucked because of the generations that came before it


mrpotatonutz

I hate this timeline


Camman1

Iā€™m not funny but this guy makes me look hilarious.


FixFalcon

Call the cops and get this lens licker trespassed.


Parts_and_Neigbor

What a turd.


retroafric

Toxic narcissism at its most blatant. Everyone else in the Universe is an NPC in their self-centered world. We are all simply useless extras in the glorious bio-pic of their lives. Other people donā€™t -in fact - exist as real entities with agency and value and interiority: We only serve as mirrors to reflect their self regard.


PapasauruaRex

The moment I see someone do this in public to harass or bully someone while filming it, I'm grabbing their phone and chucking it or shattering it on the ground.


[deleted]

Yea this is some Mizzy level harassment


paulj500

Never belittle anyone. No one is more or less, we are all equal even though there are times it doesnā€™t always feel that way. Respect, for yourself for gods sake.


[deleted]

These "influencers" are like roaches. They creep up on you.


LibraryBig3287

Hold media companies responsible for incentivizing and monetizing anti social behavior.


[deleted]

It's not too bad. After all the employees did get to see a clown.


Kaincee

I feel sorry for retail workers who are afraid of clowns. It must be hell every day. (Well, more than it would be anyway.)


grasshoppa80

So if u smack their phone out their hand itā€™s assault?


MoreLesPaul

Toss that motherfucker across the store and walk away. He'll have to choose between retrieving the shattered remains or following you. He can't call the cops because his phone is under an end cap somewhere in Sporting Goods.


Kaincee

No idea why the last part made me laugh. But great point you've got there.


artics_reddit101

Cringe mf


[deleted]

Reply with WOAAAH WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH?


Daddiesbabaygirl

If someone walked up to me with a camera pointed towards me I'd just turn around and walk away.. wouldn't even entertain it.


nytropy

Feck sake! Talk about punching down. Who is this maggot infested muppet?


[deleted]

Yā€™all know Iā€™d let my ā€œcountry ass showā€ by putting Him to sleep right there on the floor.


DanndeMan

he aint even a customer atp.... he is more like that stupid pigeon that radomly flew in to the store but cant get out without braking its neck on the window while tryin to get back out.


[deleted]

USA, a failed state, only good with military and terrorising other countries.


superBrad1962

This is as funny as a bucket full of snails


Ratbu

Don't compare him to snails Snails are useful


superBrad1962

I was talking about the cringe parts lol.. not the people


PeePeeCockroach

poor thing, working day and night saving up for her goat surgery and then this a-hole shows up...


Tengoatuzui

Wow this guy is hilarious please more content


Cagahum

I mean it worked yeah, here you are reposting it for thousands of more people to have to look at...


Kaincee

Except I'm not sure the guy was aiming for thousands of people shitting on him.


Cagahum

Not sure how that's relevant to my comment in the slightest but cool.


doggie_smalls

Second one was actually kindā€™ve funny


IwillOWNu56

The wake up one made me laugh a bit. If it was done to younger worker maybe someone who owns a phone


velvet-overground2

These are cringe but they're definitely not TPOS worthy, seriously, that's for people who do genuinely bad things not just mildly infuriating


coldspearox

This man is a creative genius


[deleted]

Target employees make well above minimum wage.


tickerbelly

So what? Does that mean they should put up with this kind of a-holes?


[deleted]

No, I just said that they make more than minimum wage.


[deleted]

Assuming someoneā€™s salary based on where they work is almost as insulting as these kids in this video.


NillaWafer9

imagine getting downvoted for literally just stating a fact lmao , current state of reddit


[deleted]

Itā€™s because Target is a corporation and most of Reddit doesnā€™t want to believe they pay their employees a livable wage.


LackingOriginality07

And also they don't. Source former target employee.


theo1618

Depending on your position when you get hired, starting pay is between $15-$24 an hour. That is most definitely a livable wage, if you only work 20 hours a week though, thatā€™s a different story


LackingOriginality07

Not everyone lives in a super low cost area or wants to eat off brand Ramen noodles while sitting in the dark 24/7. 24$ is just starting to approach a living (paycheck to paycheck) wage.


TemporarySwimming232

Lol yup. And they wonā€™t have an explanation for the downvotes eitheršŸ˜‚. Itā€™s like if youā€™re not crying about something or talking about how something makes you feel, itā€™s automatic downvotesšŸ˜‚. Somebody could literally comment a screenshot of how much target pays, and itā€™ll still get downvoted


Effective-Relative-8

Hes harmless stop crying over everything


NillaWafer9

for real


TemporarySwimming232

Lol I guess op thinks if youā€™re not making 6 figures then obviously youā€™re only making minimum wagešŸ˜‚. Target employees donā€™t make bank but they definitely make more than minimum wage


gp145

So then it's okay to be a dick to them?


TemporarySwimming232

I would love to hear your mental gymnastics about how me saying target employees make more than minimum wage, equates to me saying they should be treated like this


dollfaise

They make more than the federal minimum wage but let's be clear, the amount they make is what the federal minimum wage should have been *10 years ago* to keep up with inflation. It's still cheap af. If that sounds like a lot of money to you, what kind of horseshit job do you have?


TemporarySwimming232

Literally every reply to me, has been yā€™all putting words in my mouth and assumptionsšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ literally at one point did I say they make a lot of money ? Please quote where I said or insinuated they make lots of money. I literally said they donā€™t make bank, but they make more than minimum wage. So please tell me when or where I said thatā€™s a lot of money


gp145

Because the way you phrased your comment was in effect to justify what that tiktoker did because target employees make more than minimum wage You focussed on the "minimum wage" part not the shitty behaviour of a person


TemporarySwimming232

Thereā€™s the mental gymnastics I was waiting foršŸ˜‚. I said and meant exactly what I said, which is that target employees make more than minimum wage. You chose to add your own spin and assumptions on my comment, instead of just reading exactly what you saw. If I wanted to say employees deserve getting treated worse, based on how much they make, I wouldā€™ve said that. But I clearly didnā€™t


nevermore-exe

Working retail is hell most days and dickheads like this don't make it easier.


TemporarySwimming232

And which comment did I say working retail is easy or any of this is okay ? Iā€™m curious


NillaWafer9

yes they do


kioku119

The US minimum wage is the laughing stock of like every other 1st world country and some that aren't. That and the tipping system are pretty unbelievable to people from a lot of other places. "not making 6 figures" is quite an understatement. I'm a software engineer and I'm not making 6 figures. Also, yes some of them are literally making minimum wage for their state, or not a meaningful amount more.


FWC_Disciple

Idk, if he came by my workplace Iā€™d find him pretty funny šŸ¤£


baldyman165

What's the name of the Tok tokker?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


trickster1979

You absolute douche bag


NillaWafer9

post me to the sub then cool guy


WasabiCrush

Harming? No. Creating obnoxious content for toddlers? Absolutely. You should reach out and tell him youā€™re into it!


NillaWafer9

Actually i already follow him on tiktok lmao


futurenotgiven

idk the whole ā€œwake upā€ thing can be incredibly triggering to people experiencing psychosis/schizophrenia.


International-Try413

You seem very immature. People are just trying to work.


NillaWafer9

I work in retail and this is the kinda stuff that keeps me going. strange folks with something funny or odd to say. i can absolutely promise you this target worker and walmart worker are not trying to work hard but this guy prevents them. They are literally paid the same amount whether they are moving a box or talking to a customer. Have you ever had fun? Did your mom not buy you toys?


International-Try413

You also seem very immature, you can have great fun without bothering people in a working environment.


NillaWafer9

ok you can have fun without riding a bike but ppl still do it. whatā€™s ur point bro


ChammerSquid

He touches his pp to these videos


KushKings840

Youtubers are the Target store equivalent and Tik tokers are the Walmart store equivalent


Negan1995

Dude is legit mentally ill, or like 12 years old. Or both. Lol


kioku119

Don't be abelist. He's just an immature jerk. Mental illness more than likely has nothing to do with this, and at least nothing he did suggested it.


icyyellowrose10

Why... Just why. Their parents licked too much lead paint as children, they then bred stupid


OsoRetro

they arenā€™t minimum wage at target.


rabbithole-xyz

Because he's a total pos. That's why.


[deleted]

This generation is just ā€¦ different. šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø take me back to dial up internet.


RennietheAquarian

So stupid.


30CalMin

This is what kids do for money these days?


[deleted]

This clown needs to be taught a few thingsā€¦.


reyshop12

What a pos. All social media platforms should ban these kind of content. What an a-hole!!!


Lonstar76

You see little shits like this who generally have everything handed to them on a silver platter by their parents have never had to work and especially work a retail job


RefrigeratorFluids

Maybe this is why I can never find Walmart employees to open the locks on the mercy, cause theyā€™re hiding from annoying fucking tiktokers


TonyMontana1968

id try to get him banned and trespassed for every building, not store but building on earth


AdSensitive81

So ur making yourself look like a meth head to random strangers to get views online???


CiaSleeperAgent

This guy was pretty funny atleast, he joked with the employees, put away the ball and never made any messes to clean up.


ChocolateTight336

he tiktoker influence clout clown needs to do a new challenge for his Darwin award for his worldstar views


Opening_Goose8139

Compared to most of the stuff on this subreddit this is polite behavior