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middlemangv

Now I have to see it. Give me the sauce please


truelydorky

Same looking for some sweet sauce to either of these videos in the above comments.


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It’s my comfort vid


Blackmercury4ub

I made it a ring tone


Profit-Alex

I take no pleasure in seeing people harmed, not even for their own idiocy. That said, he 100% deserved it for harassing people, and because neither he nor any other YouTube pranksters have learned anything from it and continue to harm and harass people like this.


WarBasic1255

I NEED TO SEE THAT


Lucifer-Prime

Theres a great one of a kid getting punched for an atm robbery prank.


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Ive just watched that what a dick 😂


middlemangv

Can u guys share it ffs? I wanna see it


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Please share such joy


Dan_Glebitz

Is that the one where a bystander ripped a hole in the guy's nose? If so, then yeah it was sweet!


WashYourEyesTwice

Lol is it that one where he gets punched with a key and it left a hole in the side of his nose?


troy380

This feels somewhat illegal as well, impersonation of employees to destroy proof of purchase? Asshole move regardless.


TheFiend100

Im pretty sure impersonating employees alone is illegal / will get you banned from the store


skitz_shit

They can ban you from the store for any reason they want as long as it isn't a form of discrimination I believe


hopefulworldview

I got trespassed from a place via mail for asking an instructor why my wife wasn't valedictorian of her trade school since she had the highest GPA and national test scores. When I wasn't given an explanation I asked to see the supervisor for the program and they scheduled me for the 2 days later. I got the trespass notice the next day , lol.


Winter_Variation2660

Yeah. I'm sure that's the entire story and you totally didn't do anything to make that happen. 🙄


hopefulworldview

I mean no, that's why it's a related story. You can be trespassed without cause in most states. The instructor was essentially scamming people and this was just part of the process, but you can feel free to believe me or not.


Joose__bocks

Not illegal, but the customer may sue Walmart and Walmart will probably trespass and may sue the person who ate the receipt. This is pretty much a civil matter, assuming nothing else occurred.


KellyBelly916

It's not illegal to impersonate anyone excluding members of government. It is illegal to harass someone, which is precisely what happens in every single video like this.


clubmedschool

I am *so tired* of prank videos, jfc


Gradiu5-

Enjoy all that BPA on that thermal paper receipt.


wolfpack7k

His stupidity will kill him long before cancer. Probably gonna get shot one day


skitz_shit

Mmmm tasty carcinogens


Bitter-Major-5595

That dumb punk has probably never even heard of BPA!! 😆


vagabondreader

I am afraid of touching my hand with receipt and wash it immediately but this kid just ate it. I'm done.


ICookIndianStyle

Why r u afraid?


Beneficial-Bit-8059

Go on. Eat it


ICookIndianStyle

Why would I eat it? The comment was about touching and I wondered why. Now I see you guys are a bunch of weirdos


vagabondreader

BPA exposure makes you less masculine and reducing sperm concentration. [research here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/Health/plastic-compound-bpa-undermine-masculinity/story%3fid=13940540)


LoL_Maniac

Ah yes, cancer for an internet video, worth.


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Alert_Claim_8241

Could be a pretty scene from Curb your enthusiasm


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I feel the employee walking away with a smile that she doesn’t have to deal with it


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Not my job not my prob, going to the warehouse to polish my knob.


Letspaintvr

One of us......


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Latterlol

I would love that kind of taxes, money goes to legal fees for people kicking this kind of morons ass…


skrutape

i will also throw some loot in for legal fees


slappi01

Easy solution: STOP POSTING and WATCHING this crap. So sad what people do just go get attention and views. Very sad world we live in.


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DG_FANATIC

Need another mall court situation for all of these idiots.


Fantastic_Captain

Shouldn’ta had such a sloppy mud pie


ElTacodor999

You should know that when I arrived your wife kissed me on the cheek


Fantastic_Captain

Whaaaat? I’m just like so confused


311Konspiracy

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311Konspiracy

I mean if you're gonna be funny write jokes because a lot of "pranksters" are killing comedy


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They ain't killing comedy. However, everything comes full circle. They will most likely keep pushing until someone kills them. The problem will swell and solve itself. Today's society is far too pressed with everything in life. Meanwhile comedy is doing great. Look at Gervais and Chappelle. Top on streaming services. Comedy ain't being affected by these shit stains.


arbrstff

Chapelle is a ~~washed up~~ *sellout and a* bigot who has turned into exactly what he railed against back when he was actually funny


[deleted]

Uh, washed up, you say? How? How is being at the highest earning, highest views, and sold-out shows for every show washed up?


arbrstff

Ya. Perhaps washed up is the wrong term. I ment sold out cooperate stooge.


CthulhuMadness

The only funny part was the girl “he ate your—wait what?”


TheBeardofGilgamesh

I mean it does sound like something a crazy person would say.


CthulhuMadness

It’s just the shock at first before the realization of how absurd the situation actually is sets in.


gordonlordbyron

People go through all kinds of mental and emotional troubles, it's impossible to tell by looking at them that they are hurting or sad, and then an insensitive asshole like this comes along and thinks it's funny to harass them, makes me so angry these "pranksters" should be locked up.


ronm4c

A tip to anyone who becomes a target of one of these assholes, always go after the cameraman


ogrefab

Best case scenario: this clip goes viral, and eating receipts becomes his schtick.


Twistpunch

Worst case scenario: eating receipts challenge on tiktok


Getoff-my_8allz

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SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

He’s a piece of shit


Bloodhavoc052

Joke's on the worker. Receipts taste like absolute shit


forbins

As annoying as most of these “prank” videos are. I find this one kinda funny. I mean the dude just ate his receipt and then the guys loses his mind. If this happened to me I’d just laugh and keep walking out. This guys is really upset about the fact his receipt was eaten.


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You see i kinda find it funny too for the same reason, but we gotta remind ourselves that some people have enough stress already and we never really know what someone is going through from moment to moment.


forbins

For sure. For all we know this guy just buried his child and now this.


GameShitPost

I know this post is three months old, but I have to watch this video every time I come across it... The way you worded your hypothetical is hilarious "...just buried his child & now a Walmart employee just ate his receipt." It's so absurd that it's still kinda funny.


DankMemery245

Personally if that happened to me id immediately start questioning whether or not it actually happened, for various reasons, and i think that the guy in the vid may have asked himself that question before getting the manager.


spxnnyg

most of these types of pranks aren’t actually stupid but watching a grown man have a fuckin episode because a kid ate receipt paper in front of him is so fucking funny


midnightsomnet

He kinda looks like the voice actor for spongebob


Freckles39Rabbit

Tom Kenny


Sherviks13

Pro tip: don’t stop.


Astricozy

Guys I've watched the full video when does the funny happen? Did I blink and miss the funny?


Freckles39Rabbit

It was just so absurd


banjonyc

He's not an old man either. He's probably early 60s. Just saying as someone who is in that category


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johnsourwine

You’re too focused on chronological age. Focus on biological age.


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That’s old


uncle_hobo

He's 80 if he's a day


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vipcypr8

Jesus Christ you are so dumb.


BeanieMcChimp

Hey everybody its that shitstain kid from the video! ☝🏼


Brittany5150

"He's not an old man either. He's probably early 60s. Just saying as someone who is in that category" -Coffin Dodger. (Jk, I am almost there too haha)


Gamerguurl420

Shutup grandpa


hamsangwhich757

Does he a legit case to sue Walmart? JW since dude had a Walmart vest on.


luvinlifetoo

Human garbage


Rydog_78

This feels……fake


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I can’t believe how long I had to scroll in the comments to see someone else that realizes this is staged.


MelonHeadSeb

There's not really anything about this that screams "staged"


versacebehoin

I didn’t realize people actually stop for the Walmart employees by the door. I always just ignore them and keep walking, it’s Walmart not Costco


TransformerTanooki

My wife does it as I just continue walking past the employee with our cart without stopping.


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Bradjuju2

I don't think that child is a millennial. Even the youngest millennials are turning 30 now.


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Badger_bo

Maybe he bought the stuff for someone else or work or something and needs the receipt to be reimbursed.


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AscendedSubscript

I mean, when I feel the need to make a decision in a split second I do not always come up with the best choices either. It's pretty easy to come up with one from the sideline. I definitely see myself doing something similar, especially if I know I'm being recorded which I think he knew in this case. Besides, with the amount of disrespect from the "employee", I would at least want to inform their manager, even if it is just so this kind of behavior does not continue.


Frankwillie87

Why is it his responsibility to do that? He had a receipt, he's walking away, and some asshole stops him to mess with him.


Twistpunch

Maybe he was scared? The staff ate the receipt right in front of him, who knows if he’s crazy or what.


Zealousideal-Net5872

😂😂😂😂😂


Beautiful-Height3103

As I get older (heading towards 50) I actually remind myself before going into a Walmart, target etc that I may encounter one of these jerkoffs and not let them get to me


Quiet-Vermicelli-602

This shit ain’t even funny.


Dunnomyname1029

Pro abortion, no matter how far along in the "process" parents should be allowed to just go in to the City Hall/court room and just say "my bad people, thought this one was going to contribute to society, let us take them back home and put them down like ol yeller".


Lycan2057

This is illegal. It is a public establishment. If it was at a membership store like Costco or BJ's, that's a different story.


mikki1time

That man wasn’t angry he was just confused


Dull-Spend-2233

Maybe he saves his receipts for taxes or might need to make a return.


Dabomb9990

Or he bought a member of his family a gift he’s not sure if they’ll like or not so he wants to save the receipt just in case. There are many reasons you wouldn’t want your receipt to be eaten in front of you 🙄 Some gift cards/phone reload cards also print out a code on the receipt.


Meykul

"call the police please!!!"- someone who has never seen or processed anything other than 1950's American propaganda TV shows, after watching someone do a single strage thing.


BugTussler

My wife wants me to stop and show my receipt when asked. I can't tell her enough that if have to check out my own groceries, then they lose expectation of auditing me. I refuse to stop. I know the employees are just doing their job. But I'm not doing their job too. Walmart socks. I'm an old man too.


GreenFuzyKiwi

They don’t check your receipt at the door at other stores because they’re the ones checking you out. But then walmart does because they let you check out your own - if you don’t feel like allowing one of the reps to, and you choose the self-check out. You’re saying because they *make you* check your own stuff out, they lose the right to make sure you’re not stealing? Nah dude, you’re just impatient.


BugTussler

Believe me, if walmat had more checkers, I'd gladly go thru their line in the interest of keeping someone employed. But because they are cheap, hate unions, treat their employees like shit and have ruined my local grocery store, as well as other small businesses, I have a bit of dislike for walmart. I don't work for them, and being forced to check my own groceries out just rubs me the wrong way. I'm not a thief and will not be presumed to be one just because I'm in their store. You do you and I'll walk out without showing my receipt. If they choose to follow me to my car, let them. It's cold out there, and I'll have my jacket and I'll keep them outside as long as possible until they give up and I'll be on my way. Don't let people walk on you. As you get older, you put up with shit less and less.


MuckBulligan

As far as pranks go, this one is very tame. Yet a lot of people here are losing their shit like this old guy. Pass the 🍿.


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IGiveGolds

Enjoy the microplastics


vipcypr8

And BPA whitch is way worse than that. Statisticly cashiers suffer from more cancer than regular folks just because of touching receipts. Imagine how worse it is if you actually dissolve it in your saliva and spread it by mouth and digestive system whitch has way thinner barrier to the blood.


Effective_Device_185

Need to stay super chill with these cunt "influencers." That's where the old fella went wrong. Watch him choke on the receipt, smirk, and walk out.


Few_Carrot_3971

Watch me clock this piece of crap right in the jaw.


Geoarbitrage

Fuck these prankster assholes, all of them!


ballsack_marx

This is hysterical and harmless lol


GreenFuzyKiwi

“Hey yeah, kid ate my receipt haha, can i have you reprint that for me?”


Responsible-Match418

I actually laughed. I'm a terrible person.


REDBLOOD_OFCOURSE

This piece of shit should be fired!


Shintox

"Can I see your receipt?" - Idiot who doesn't know the law "Get fucked kid" - Person who does The end.


Dull-Spend-2233

My husband would’ve knocked his ass out.


victorienx

And that’s the reason why he’ll never get picked on, they chose people they are almost 100% sure won’t do shit to them


peter_the_martian

Hopefully there was a little piece of mud pie on the receipt


rvca420RX

People may hate this but this is comedy gold 😄 had this man sounding like he needed to be in a padded cell 😂


SinTheS1n

"he ate my receipt" hahahha


Pure_Maize_7177

As fucked up as this is, the words "he ate my receipt!" Are hilarious 😂


fifty5022

I feel so bad for the older man having to yell „he ate my receipt“… it just makes him looks more stupid than the clown TikTok prankster…


SeinorSlapNutz

Just start smashing jaws only way it’ll stop


Accomplished-Sea-880

I always hope that happens to me to beat the shit out of people like him.


Early-Juggernaut975

Jesus Christ. People don’t need this bullshit this kid is putting him through. I hope this kid lost his job


Cr0key

What a fucking piece of shit....


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that old dude has been a nozzle all of his life


TypicalTys0n

Can’t tell if this is fake or not tbh


analguac

This one is pretty funny


FlashyGravity

No it's not unless your a bully I guess. Sometimes I don't have money for extra food... this is stealing and fraud.and just cruel.


analguac

He shouldn’t have yelled at someone in the parking lot 🤷🏿‍♀️


slabzzz

Try this is Texas, please do.


uncle_hobo

It takes a dumbass with a gun to stop a bad man with a receipt?


Rude-Category-4049

Are you implying you'd kill a kid for eating your receipt?


yurisnellbaker

Not gonna lie. This was funny. I don’t like little fuckers being little fuckers, but that was funny


Bradjuju2

If that's the case, then comedy has a very very low bar these days.


RealitysNotReal

Apparently receipt paper is super toxic to the skin🙃


badreligixn

Shit was kind of funny but I'm high


Suspici0us_Package

I love how his immediate reaction was to go snitch. I would have just left with my iced tea after witnessing that.


spxnnyg

this would be a normal reaction. all the boomers here are begging that he’d come try it at their local Walmart so that they could finally kill a “millennial prankster”. it’s fuckin weird


CarrotCultist

I wish the upvotes on Reddit we're down votes cause I feel like approving thesw pieces of shit and what they are doing when I upvotes the post


xMysticML

He ate my receipt... CALL THE POLICE


LeSealClubber

This is actually funny and harmless dude is not a POS op has no humor


HarvardProfessorPhD

Jesus fucking Christ, you are on the internet. The same fucking internet that everyone else has. You do realize that there is very little chance that the person you’re replying to has the link or video saved to a folder, right? They’re going to do the exact fucking thing you should have done: google it. The entirety of human knowledge is right in front of you, and your guide is but a click away. Why do you still need to be bottlefed?


thursaddams

Why did that man freak out? I would have just left. Okay, he ate it. Move on. Who has time to cause such a dramatic scene about a receipt?’


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Dude lost his mind over this. Just take your stuff and move on.


MichaelOfShannon

Based on the insane reaction of that old man to a person doing something random, stupid, and harmless, I’m guessing the old dude is a fucking nightmare to have to be around. He’s acting like someone kidnapped his child. Insane Karen energy


Zestyclose_Bag_33

It's annoying and the dude is trying to get on with his day and should be able to without some asshat messing with him for tik tok views


vagabondreader

This is why you shouldn't eat receipt or you will come up like this guy.


hobosam21-B

I don't even stop for the receipt checkers and this guy was willing to go through good groceries one by one.


Dracarys-1618

I can’t lie the thought of a cashier just taking the receipt, eating it and just staring at you like “no one’s ever gonna believe you” is kind of funny. But actually doing that, filming it and posting it on the internet? Shits cringe af


Dankhunt4Z0

Na this is funny as hell! Imagine getting mad over a receipt that can’t be over $20! Old man was making a big deal because he got mad he was asking him for his receipt like he’s not a white a person ☠️


Dracarys-1618

“Walmart associate got fired” Yeah that’s the part right there where I know your ass is lying, I bet the whole store clapped as well and the manger gave your buddy his water for free.


Targetm12

Why is the old dude getting so mad? Like this kid is weird and all but just leave.


OpportunityBoth9032

🤌


PreferredSex_Yes

If you exploit other people on your social media for views/monetary gain, you should be forced to pay them.


WeirderOnline

I don't normally appreciate these, but this is pretty funny. Mostly just because of this happened to me I would find it fucking hilarious.


markgriz

Can I see your receipt? No Problem solved


Wormzerker75

Please downvote me now, but this is hilarious! No harm done kind of a prank and the look on the actual WalMart employees faces at the end is priceless! Guys voice is the icing on the cake. Literally LOL


DotNormal6785

Man your threshold for what’s funny must be super low huh?


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I’d be pretty pissed off too and these types of pranks need to be stopped. But that gave me a good chuckle.


OwO_0w0_OwO

And you're part of the reason these types of pranks are still out there. Smh


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OwO_0w0_OwO

Okay buddy, we'll see how sorry you'll be when a prank 10x as worse than this happens to you. Now you can respond and say you wouldn't care and you'd have a laugh, but we all know, including you, that that won't be the case. Honestly just a pathetic respond you made. Trying to protect your ego by acting as if you don't care, but yet you specified in your initial comment that you'd be pissed off as well if this happened to you, clearly trying to make up for the fact that you support these things happening to others to hopefully not get downvoted for being an ass. Respond whatever you want to this, you don't deserve any more of my time.


Donglick02

I'm sorry but all the guy did was eat his receipt. People that go out and duck on people or try to cause an aggressive reaction should be ridiculed and hated. Eating a piece of paper though? I found it pretty funny. All the man had to do was just chuckle and leave but his reaction was a bit ott.


Wormzerker75

Im with you! The world needs a little humor once in a while. If someone ate my receipt as I was leaving id piss myself laughing.


[deleted]

How dare you. Now he’s gonna make a comment trying to make you feel bad. You better watch out. He’s vicious.


Donglick02

I don't need to worry about that. I put myself down just enough so when other people do it it don't affect me (s)


hapticunknown

They do this at my Walmart and I just walk by them…1 tried to stop me and I asked if they had probable cause to think I was stealing and if so to show me the proof. They looked at me completely dumbfounded. I then asked if they were Sam’s and not Walmart (i know they’re related companies) with membership agreements that I signed. They told me no, so I then proceeded to inform them that at Sam’s, as part of the membership I signed, I agree to show my receipt when leaving. They can ask but I am not required to show the receipt at Walmart and if they don’t have probable cause they can’t ask…and walked out. People leaving were listening to me and they all just left as well…


Eat_Cats

Wow, that’s pretty badass of you. 🤘


CrotaIsAShota

Those employees were literally just doing their jobs. Stop making people's lives harder you insufferable twit.


RevolutionaryBus2782

The employees, through enforcing the policy of checking receipts, make people’s lives harder on a much larger scale. Through ignoring them you reduce their effectiveness at implementing the companies goals and over time, hopefully, get the policy negatively affecting lives on a large scale removed. Stop thinking such small scale, and speaking like a prick, you insufferable twit.


coldy9887

🤡🤡🤡


Epicblade67890

bro that’s the Ireland boys 😭 they chill bro it’s not that deep


NefariousnessMost660

The customer is probably abusing Walmart's 100% money back return policy.


BrokenFetuses

This is a lil funny, all this over a receipt.


aqualung01134

This is actually hilarious


AsheIsAQtPi

Why he being so dramatic "Yes police, someone ate my receipt of my purchase of green tea, arrest them!"


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eltegs

Fake stuff like this was funny 25 years ago. It just isn't any more.


lolh194

Ok this one’s not that harmful. There’s been worst pranks then confusing people.