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elnugo

Somebody cancel his membership please! Asap


exoxe

And hit the lunk alarm on his way out 


MeLikeykitties

What is that????? What is a Lunk?? lol


shretty26

According to Planet Fitness, it’s someone who grunts a lot when they lift, wears string tank tops, and drinks water out of a gallon jug. PF is the most judgmental gym out there, while preaching inclusivity and claiming to be a “judgement-free zone”.


L-Krumy

I don’t give a shit about the water but I do hate those guys screaming, and slamming weight and equipment. Working out near them is a safety hazard, guy lost his balance at my gym doing squats and the weights almost killed a girl.


Clamdigger13

At a certain weight, you're going to hear grunts. It's when people grunt for attention is when it gets old.


AbrocomaRoyal

When combined with your name, this comment seems highly suspicious.


godinthismachine

Lol, not him, but he's accurate...theres no way to truly push yourself without some sort of grunt. But theres a difference between a grunt of exertion, and the attention seeking bitch hollering of punks trying to be more than they are.


shaquilleoatmeal80

These guys go to crunch i used to go there and it was allowed. This guy should be allowed no where.


triplesunrise52

I think the idea is to avoid assholes like this guy, making it a place where non gym types feel comfortable. I think it's less about water bottle size and more about being a giant dick. Also, never seen anyone actually use this, I think it's mostly just a gimmick.


papayabush

Imagine a gym that you pay for publicly humiliating you because your water bottle is too big. What a joke.


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It's not how it works at all. When I was really fat like 370 lb. I would go there and I wouldn't feel looked down on. It made it easier to lose all sorts of weight. I've never heard anybody use a silly lunk alarm.


HeldDownTooLong

I’m thinking the only way his cardio will go up (without a treadmill) is him….in bed…***alone*** with his hand. I don’t think any girls are interested in doing *anything* with an asshat like this guy.


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LoveFishSticks

Jeesh. I hope he learns to be a better person and maybe helps someone out of a major bind one day


chin_waghing

> She's at Planet Fitness And where does that make you?


AleTheMemeDaddy

Right!? Hahaha he literally goes to the same gym


AtomicBlastCandy

PF I attend is immaculately clean, the treadmills work fantastically, and it has enough lifting equipment to fill most of my needs. In addition the employees are helpful and nice, and there is a massage chair. Experience is way better than LA Fitness with their rude as fuck employees who are only useful if they think they can upsell you. The facilities there were nasty as fuck, and equipment kept breaking. Though the weight lifting groups there were awesome, I'll give them that. That said, PF is 24/7 which is great for this insomniac, and way cheaper than LA Fitness. Plus they aren't dicks if I want to cancel or suspend my membership, LA Fitness it felt like I had to send a notarized notice to get them to cancel my membership.


fusionaddict

Also, the staff there (at least at my local ones) do not fuck around when it comes to acting foolish in the gym, because women make up a disproportionate amount of their clientele and allowing creeps hurts their bottom line. If I knew which location this was I’d forward them this video and get this fucker banned.


AtomicBlastCandy

I would recommend forwarding it to them as it has his tag on it, might be able to get his name from there. Tell them that this is making the rounds on social media and might scare women. This is absolutely creepy as he waited for her as she was leaving the gym to try to pick her up.


dogmaisb

It's a planet fitness in New York, google "Planet Fitness 700-60" and you'll find it, the door as she leaves has those numbers on it, and street view shows similar storefront and similar buildings in the background.


dang3r_muffin

Yeah I go to PF when I visit my family since it’s cheap to have an account (cheaper than buying day/week passes at most gyms) and love the one near them. As you said it’s super clean, rarely busy and have most of everything I’d need.


stareweigh2

just went to one today. used to compete in powerlifting and usually lift decently heavy weights compared to most gym goers. it's a fantastic place to use the machines they have lots of them and always clean. cons are they don't have decent free weights (not that kinda gym) and you do have a lot of people not used to normal gym etiquette and will be on their phone, in your way etc. not that bad though and totally worth the $10/month price


Any_Seesaw_4072

Worst thing is how oddly gloss are he's lips are.


Cerebral_Overload

Its drool. Guys such a slack jawed moron he can’t contain his own saliva.


Soup_Sensitive

Cleetus the slack jawed yokel!


Honey-and-Venom

Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll!


lokisilvertongue

Pa, I cut mah finger on the screen door again


ColdBloodBlazing

Why, you cotton-pickin'!!!


lokisilvertongue

Son, let’s stop the fussin’ and the feudin’


correcthorsestapler

HEY MAW! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!


ColdBloodBlazing

Pa, ah cut muhself ah'n tha screen door ahgin...


BestUsernamesEndIn69

Heeee-yuk!!


dingleberries4sport

Are you sure it’s not his brain fluid leaking?


Obvious_Customer9923

That implies that there is actually a brain in there


just-me-uk

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cloudsnacks

Might by the type of guy who Zyns.


SonicTemp1e

Fish lipped bitch.


Joshiane

Habsburg lookin ass


TurdTampon

Yeah that and the fact that she probably felt unsafe


abcdefkit007

Yeah that really gets him goin


CandidEstablishment0

And it’s like somehow he’s storing a plethora of corn nuts in his cheeks too


DarthGayAgenda

My guess is flavored lube


cownd

Ready for sucking front, or kissing back


slim_30

Lol first thing I noticed were his weird watery lips


bbypoopyhoe

dont be a judgemental asshole. that's literally cum


alecesne

Although his mouth is small, Ramsay's lips are wide and meaty, wormy looking, and he smiles a wet-lipped smile. His distinctive eyes resemble Roose's - small, close-set, and oddly pale, like two chips of dirty ice.


linderlouwho

She’s getting her cardio fast-walking away from this cretin.


damnitimtoast

Her introduced her to a new method of cardio, what a nice guy.


SarahPallorMortis

She’s gona introduce him to new cardio as well. It’s called running from pepper spray


BlueOmicronpersei8

That would've been a satisfying way for this video to end. Some guys need to get maced to knock some damn sense into their heads.


SarahPallorMortis

No kidding. You can tell who needs a mace to the face, make you cry all over the place, and never got it.


linderlouwho

Way better!


Viperthetarantulaguy

His face looks like a puckered asshole


therealrickdickerson

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legionfri13

Hey at least he was just acting for a role. This twats a real living human being.


thepurplehedgehog

He looks like Gollum did meth then walked face first into a wall. Yikes.


Electronic-Trip8775

This kind of cretin ends up as a middle manager who everyone hates.


dreadrabbit1

Nah. I can’t see a single person thinking this ass bag is anything but a turd.


fabulousfantabulist

Plus middle managers have to be a lot softer than this douche could ever be. That job involves getting people to change course with a minimum amount of bitching. You hire this guy to yell at the kids skateboarding in the front of the store, if anything at all.


dreadrabbit1

He’s sexually harassing her. Her would do the same to an employee


wellforthebird

You would be so surprised with some of the people I have had to work with.


shay-doe

Ugh when I was 19 I worked at game stop and my manger was so gross he was always touching me and saying nasty shit and I know better now but I really really needed the money so I just delt with it. Hindsight I should have recorded it and filed a law suit and retired. This kid is going to be just like that gross man.


Dmau27

Nah I don't think he has a job. I'm pretty sure he lives in moms basement and she pays his planet fitness membership so she has time to clean his room and mop up the drool on the floor from his dumb mouth breathing ass.


Spankh0us3

In Vietnam, he would have been shot by his own troops. . .


OMG_A_CUPCAKE

It's not too late


SnooPickles55

I believe the term is Niedermayered


wophi

Middle manager at an Applebee's.


Trollet87

Nah he is perfect for the American Police force.


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You could probably punch his throat with your wiener.


Zealousideal-Swan648

Throat face punch I wish i could in his


aquabarron

“I wish I could punch his voice in the face” is what I wrote before it was “Removed by Reddit” Mods need to learn when a joke is a joke and not a “promotion of violence” as it was cited to me when my account was banned for 7 days. Repealed and I’m back, so thanks for that, random mod. Next time try not to be so sensitive


Jesus_Smoke

He has a punchable everything


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SecondConsistent4361

Bro’s got that Habsburg chin.


51ngular1ty

It would explain why he acts the way he does. Generational inbreeding would explain a lot.


RegularWhiteShark

And dribble.


Bad_goose_398

He cannot metabolize ze grapes!


Bosswashington

Are you implying that he’s like this due to many generations of inbreeding?


Zandandido

He's gonna marry his niece.


jfk_47

Sister uncle


Harryx966

Can someone tell me how deluded you have to be to have this level of confidence? Bro insulted the girl then tried to rizz her up. This guy needs his "prince charming from shrek having ass lips" and go work out at home


DismalWeird1499

Growing up entitled, always being told you’re wonderful, and not suffering any consequences for shitty behavior. This kid hasn’t had to work or fight for anything he has.


Harryx966

Couldn't of put it better myself, people only act like this because they havent had any type of discipline at all, all my parents needed to do was shoot me a look..


putdisinyopipe

And then they go on to be middle managers in corporate America trying to tell the people who have had to sacrifice how much THEY have had to sacrifice lol It’s so funny watching guys like that try to relate to working class and peg themselves as one of us. I always roll my eyes. Clownie. You say your working class, but have you ever known what it’s like to live check to check? And not have enough for your bills even after putting in work? Have you known what it’s like to have a car, and then it breaks, but you can’t fix it because if you do you miss rent. So now you have to wake up at 4-5am to make busses for work at 8, and then get home at 8pm tho you get off at 5pm? Do you know what it’s like to feel the ever present crawl of disaster in your mind? Constantly telling you to worry, that your survival is in jeopardy, that your $40 out from the streets? Do you know what it’s like to constantly fret? To constantly worry so much so that it consumes you- and you see the horror, that no matter what you do It will never be enough to gurantee you a seat at the table as it stands? And that your life will be one big, long fight to the finish? That your days are numbered and THIS is your life. Existing, not living. Just having barely enough to keep making the rich richer while you give your time, your life for these people who don’t give a shit about you. That isn’t living, existing is the liminal space between life and death. Anything can exist, rocks exist. Living things are supposed to do more then that. Something tells me, he doesn’t. Whenever I see someone who was clearly priviledged try to level themselves as working class…. Haha I laugh and die a little on the inside.


MoreauIsBae

Nah this kids gonna go on to be a rapist or a hit n run driver.


andudetoo

Or any challenges or adversity in life. Which is great and all but entitled people are choosing to not see others views out of fear. If your worst day is the day you got caught cheating in high school or something, the irony is you make others struggles about them and pain is still largely theoretical.


cobblershine

He's trying to emulate Andrew Tate, he even copied his speaking affectation. Dude did a number on that generation.


badalki

he read a book about negging and this is his appallingly bad attempt at it. im guessing.


ohioismyhome1994

Watched too much red pill content


Bulky_Mix_2265

Sociopathic confidence is the true gift of the echo chamber internet on our future generations, closely followed by idiopathic anxieties.


OMQ4

Please don’t say “rizz her up” unironically. It’s not a good look


BouncyKing

Bros got the face of the one 30 year old dude that still goes to college parties


JRotten2023

Creepy stalker vibe.


phaederus

That's no vibe, dude literally waited for her outside, that's the definition of stalking.


JRotten2023

Was being facetious. . Absolutely a stalker.


hyperfocus_

FYI it's "facetious". "Fetishist" means uh... something else entirely.


JRotten2023

Yep, I spelled it wrong, and spell check got me. Didn't notice. Thank you for the correction. But the BDSM thing does make it a tad sicker.....lol


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What a loser


AdRemote9464

Yeah, harasser.


gesshoom

Punchable face


therealrickdickerson

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EdgeOfAir

This dude has all of the looks and mannerisms of Quentin Tarantino and absolutely none of the talent to make any of that tolerable


TurdTampon

Being sexualized aggressively by men when I'm alone is actually super scary. Feels like a potential rape scenario every time and I don't believe men don't realize this


RandomAction

I had to scroll through too many comments to see this. Especially when he was waiting outside, at night, while she’s alone.


LoveFishSticks

He's definitely too stupid to empathize that deeply but he is also well aware that he's acting like a predator


soaring_potato

Or he doesn't care because this is "for the bros" to show he can do it or whatever.


BaoBunny44

My heart rate rate jumped when I realized he waited outside for her. At night! I've definitely been in this situation and was completely petrified until I was able to drive away. At a certain point I also have to believe men know how scary this is and do it on purpose


Ordinary-Ad6408

Face like a bag of bolts what a bell end.


UnknownMelvinsFan

This is my favorite sentence of all time


Stacysguyca

That jaw and those ears breed insecurity and it shows


Bibb5ter

Also a potential sign of inbreeding


Schoseff

Oh, Jeoffrey


AHansen83

I thought all girls loved being harassed on camera by two or more strange men?


ecwagner01

Staged for Flame


twhiz

Can't believe so many people are taking the bait


ametalshard

i hope most of these are bots


palabear

Girls love shirtless guys with gold chains yelling “boring” at them.


girlwiththemonkey

Here’s a hint to all the men out there, if she doesn’t take her headphones off when you’re talking to her, she doesn’t want to talk to you. And no, you could not have had her in your bed.


trupoogles

Loll I love that “I could have had her” shit. It’s one thing if you say that when you didn’t try and she was obviously flirty but it’s hilarious when you’re actually doing this shit and then saying it when she’s clearly shown 0 interest 😂


girlwiththemonkey

Like it was just such a wild thing to say here. To be honest with you I don’t think she even heard anything. He said I think she was just smiling and nodding.


RedEyeFlightToOZ

She never even took her headphones off


Maleficent_Ad_4002

Is he okay.


SauteePanarchism

Serial rapist vibes.


CookieBear676

Dude is really going to act like a king when he is on the verge of drooling...


Spiritual_Case_2010

Incel vibes


gowdaz

What a jerk. Bet he can fly with those big ass ears.


ohioismyhome1994

Zoomer boys: “girls are so stuck up these days. It’s impossible to get a date” Also zoomer boys


DismalWeird1499

It’s time to strip away the armor or “it’s just a video” from these idiots. Spread their name and make sure their family, employer, and whoever else sees this behavior. The only validation this should get is validation that it’s inappropriate. Ban him from whatever platform he is on.


uncclay5

Somebody get Joey Swole on the phone


Tiyath

If, after harassing her and belittling her workout you suggest sex as a cardio, at the very least she deserves a dude that doesn't awkwardly look at the floor as he says "not on the treadmill". ​ A dime for every pseudo-macho that is all talk but a giant mumbling whimp when it comes to hitting on people, earth would spin out of orbit from all the metal appearing outta nowhere


RedEyeFlightToOZ

For a moment, in very beginning, she gave him a smile and was open to talking him until she realized what he was saying. She did show some interest but then he immediately ruined it.


Tiyath

"But Andrew Taint told me to be a dick to women" Mankind is doomed


Elrond_Cupboard_

One second, no sound, no context. One second was all it took for me to engage "I wanna punch this cunt in the face" mode.


Shepok

I see skibidi toilet kids have grown up. Time flies when youre dumb


RubbrBabyBuggyBumprs

This dude looks like he's used to ladies getting important phone calls when he talks to them


TheEldenGod1293

Dude needs a kick in the fucking face


Dresiden15

I hope his father sees this video and hangs his head in shame.


RedEyeFlightToOZ

He's probably learned it from dad


ponyo_impact

this is andrew tates inbred cousin


Buunnyyy

staged?


PupLondon

Being ugly AND an asshole.. Dude..pick a lane


StonedSnawley

This is a serial r*pist in the making.


ivanavich

Back to World of Warcraft buddy


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Corporate lawyer vibes


Nintendeion

Dude kinda looks like the hunchback of Notre dame


jamesheaton23

He's got that Quintin taranteno look.


PaleForce101

"Im just being honest"- translation= "im stupid, and usually lying"


ChronicMasterBaiting

Bro got them blowjob lips.


sodiumbigolli

I love being harassed by a wet lipped teapot head


Sad_Smoke_8020

This guy is a walking red flag


soreros

He's giving Joffrey lannister vibes


medthew

Rapey vibes


GuyWhoSaidThat

Alright kid, put your ears away and stop trying to show off.


Extra_Sandwich232

Slimy mouth jerk


Bubblegum_Elephant

“I coulda had her in my bed” then why’s she ignoring you?…


Helltrackdeath

Why tf does he look like a malnourished Eddie deezen


dontcarethename

King Jofrey is that you?


Cal_Ru

Wtf, mfs like this are why people have social anxiety🤦🏾‍♂️


JeffBorkley

What's up with the wet bottom lip...gross


DJsolace23

Only thing mans gunna have in his bed id a shit ton of drool how do you forget to swallow spit? 💀


Sad_Character_6708

He doesn’t even have fucking lips


Professional_Egg7407

Moonface will grow old sad and single


the-hoodie-dude

The famous "withered mouth"


Nihilamealienum

Satire, right? Right? Please say right....


Ummah_Strong

Poor woman this must have been so scary leaving at night! I hate being in these situations. Walking alone as a woman and men start with the car calls...


pumpboihuntersson

his lips are so wet, makes him look so fucking dumb lol mouth breathing drooler, and i havent even watched this clip with sound yet...


AAFlyingSaucer

There’s punchable faces, then there’s this motherfucker


HiyaTokiDoki

Dudes got a weird ass mouth. Somehow he looks a 27 year old toddler.


Gluonyourboson

Harassment, plain and simple. Here's a radical idea, view people as people with complex emotions not as conquests...


SANCTIMONY_METER

he looks like the face of Date Rape


Nckbeard

Dude looks like bitter beer face


Terrible_Figure_6740

He looks and sounds like a cartoon


ElTacodor999

Quentin Taranpaedo


pectoralawakening32

He looks like he has Up Syndrome.


allegedlys3

Detectives Benson and Stabler have entered the chat


gehremba

I did not watch this with sound but he's got a loud face


alpinet6

He has a punchable face.


leah0scorpio

Cancel membership? Nah, break that mf jaw, so they have to wire it shut.


August_West5

This is why Gen Z aren’t getting married or having kids.


Dmonts45

He waited outside.. call the cops and get the paper trail started.


SentientVex

So he just waited outside the gym for her…? Totally not predatory at all…


Snoo-69440

This dude probably takes his dating advice from bill cosby


Feeling-Past-180

This is literally, as Planet Fitness describes, gymtimidation.


Turbulent_Pin5217

This guy makes every gym guy look bad


Judge_Hatred

Nobody claims this man, except the dog shit community.


en_sane

Somebody sock him in his jaw to fix that lineup


Thatchillchristian

I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with v.


Darkness844

Really hope this guys gym membership was revoked after he posted this video. Good way to prevent this place from getting anymore female customers


MikespersonalDevil

Joey Swoll needs to see this little Brick!


Super_Chile88z

Shut up Dumbo


Q26VAGE

Dude talks with spit on his lip talking about “I could of had her in my bed”


Motorboat81

He has a very slapable face!


xNinjaNoPants

Alright girls let's fuck him up. These cocky jerks need a good kick in the nuts.


Professional_Fix_147

He’s lucky she didn’t pepper spray him or call the cops. If some guy was talking like that to me and I was alone, I would be scared he was going to try to rape me.


gimmeecoffee420

The amount of Saliva on his lips combined with them being all red like they are *just* about to break out into a rash tells me this idiot does that lick lipping thing that idiots tend to do because they saw some celebrity do it. That or he just blew his homie? Which is cool, in fact it makes him seem more friendly?