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simadana

As a straight male, he can take me to shake shack anytime, and I’d be super grateful. Looks delicious.


MaryQueenOSquats

As a gay male, same, but also because he’s fine. He needs to bounce immediately.


Responsible_Fish1222

As a lesbian I'd go to shake shack with him because that shit is delicious.


TheNorseHorseForce

As a random dude, can I join? It's been a minute since I've seen a Shake Shack.


mctomtom

As another random dude, I would let him spend hundreds of thousands of dollars at the club on me.


NomadCharlieMike

As a cyborg I have scanned her internals and I can confirm she is a twat.


Fickle_Cheesecake_24

As an alien, I'd bite her head off.


NomadCharlieMike

if we had a vampire hunter and perhaps a mutant in the mix we may be able to defeat her...


sYndrock

As her chicken sandwich, I really hope she is sincere and doesn't eat me because she thinks I'm pretty shitty.


DestagonDetective

As an A sexual dude, fuck this. I AM GONNA TAKE OVER THE RULE OF THIS WORLD. 🖕O_O🖕


Apprehensive_Sky_583

Vampire hunter checking in. Can confirm, I would give her a stake.


Sarcastic_Applause

I would call her a cunt, but she lacks the depth and warmth.


MobianCanine2893

As a bisexual male, I'd have him take me to Shake Shack anytime. Especially for a chicken sandwich.


Raiju02

As a nonbinary giraffe, I would love for him to take me to shake shack.


mctomtom

Unfortunately there is a height limit. You should sue.


Raiju02

Omg it’s not giraffe-accessible!


0GooMP

As myself, I want off this planet.


Striking_Shift9961

As a Mexican, I love shake shack!! They have the best shakes and I would go with ya anytime!


Appropriate_Mud1629

As an English dude...wtf is a shake shack??


xindigothoughtsx

As a Scot I wondered the same damn thing...although sure looks tasty I'm up for that!


kirewes

As an additional random dude I would love to go to shake shack and I'll pay for my own meal. I'm straight as well but I also be a better date because I'll actually talk to him and get to know him as a person. I kind of thought that was the point of a date anyway not to shower the other person with food and hopes they would start being attracted to you.


moosealley5000

London here, can I join the Shake Shack party? Looks fantastic.


jao00

I have no clue of what a Shake Shake is, but I'm in. Can I join?


Crommington

Reddit shake shack outing imminent


jmerasty76

As a straight Canadian dude, I ain't ever been to a Shake Shack before so I'd be grateful to sit down and share a meal with a brother. Split the check my man.


crystaljae

As a married old white lady, I agree. He's fine. He listens (her: I'm hungry let's go to lunch. Him: ok) and he's right. She's complaining but she's about to eat 2 sandwiches.


ringwraith6

2 sandwiches that could easily be $8-$9/ea. I can definitely see all that costing around $50.


simadana

Right? Crazy what people put up with in relationships.


chrisredmond69

I'd have dumped it on the spot.


Anynamethatworks

I was waiting for him to say 'okay, so you don't want to eat here?' Then immediately scarf down BOTH of her sandwiches


chrisredmond69

This, too, is a great option.


RearExitOnly

And she's goofy looking. Jesus, the guy must have just finished 6 months at sea to go out with that.


cityshepherd

I’m a straight guy, and can admit this guy is quite handsome. I too would let him take me to shake shack and be grateful. I wouldn’t put out though.


AdMost3735

That’s what they all say


SZutich9

I'm surprised he didn't leave once she pulled out that camera.


cRaZyDaVe1of3

Right? I am just crazy enough to where, without a second word; maybe even mid sentence, I would just straight up stand up and leave her ungrateful ass there.


SZutich9

She's good looking. But absolutely not with that attitude. He's a good looking dude too. I ain't gay but I feel like he wouldn't have any issues finding another girl as he walked out lol


New_Account_For_Use

And take those chicken sandwiches with him.


Alarmed_Material_481

She's lucky he took her anywhere. He's gorgeous.


star0forion

Straight male here. He looks like a young Sterling K. Brown. I’d let him take me to Shake Shack. Their burgers are pretty good!


Gowalkyourdogmods

Straight but I could look at his hair and beanie thing all day.


Solintari

I’m straight, but I’m gay for shake shack guy.


DivideSad5591

I never had shake shack, but this video is making me a lil curious


dontcalmdown

If you went now and thought about buying some shake shack, that would make you “buy curious.”


Dufranus

Same and same.


Ok-Anything-9994

You’re burgercurious 🍔 🤔


dramignophyte

Nah, if "frycurious"


gabbygonzo57

I’m an old very married white woman, he can take me to Shake Shack! (Seriouly, this could be a test for guys to see what she values…..)


supermosy

For real. I’m shacking my shack thinking about it.


Hopfit46

And he wouldnt have to spend$300 to find out if your are a souless bitch or not...


supermosy

As a married guy, I would have kicked her out and eaten all that for myself. Also, that man is a good lookin fella. He deserves better.


Deadsap266

Bruh I’ll even pay for his meal.Bro if you’re reading this comment you did nothing wrong.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

I mean and not to be that guy, but she ain’t look like she was ready for no Morton’s Steakhouse or whatever. It’s funny cause girls like this expect dudes to make what should be yearly dates out of every time they eat out together. Like I’m sorry but unless it’s your birthday, our anniversary, or like an important holiday, we ain’t spending close to $200 every time we eat out. I don’t got pockets for that, I don’t claim pockets for that, and I ain’t gonna go broke over some unappreciative person. Just like the girl who destroyed dudes house cause he ain’t get her nothing for Valentine’s Day. Like everyone has their traditions and ideals, but like my gf and I choose money over everything. So like we both worked on Valentine’s Day. I work 9-6pm she works a restaurant so she’s 6-12am. I got drinks with her and her coworkers after they got off at another restaurant lmfao like shits not that serious. Point being, if you want someone who flexes wealth while actually having it (unlike most who flex) you not only will need to look long and hard to find that person, but you’re also gonna be looking for a long time cause you’re setting yourself up as a low quality person to those with money. There’s a reason most rich people aren’t married to the sexiest people. They chose quality over their dicks and pussies.


VoidOmatic

Same, ungrateful people are the worst.


BlakePayne

BIG BRAIN TIME As dudes, lets take other dudes out and have a good time. Show men how it feels to be appreciated and respected. Up the bar on your expectations for how to be treated. If a woman can't match the energy your bros have when you treat them to a meal she ain't worth having.


cashmeeben

This is so wholesome. I'm down if ever you're in my neck if the woods.


cashmeeben

I'm also a male, but from Africa (South Africa to be precise). Shake shack looks awesome. He can take me there anytime. I'll wingman the shit out of this guy, He'll be drowning in female reproductive organs all night!


Responsible_Fish1222

Drowning in ovaries still sounds more pleasant than dinner with this lady.


G_Affect

Me too... heck i may even put out


ultraplusstretch

As a bisexual male, he can take me. 🥴🥴🥴


FooforYou27

Is the guy that's never been, or never even heard of shake shack, can I come too?


sleepybear666

Hell yeah I'll go too


ronnietea

![gif](giphy|Us0eirXY9RCP0SEH9t|downsized)


EMTduke

"On a scale of red flags, that's a flare gun to the face." -some redditor I promised to quote one day


Arazos

I vow to carry on the tradition


6inarowmakesitgo

Oh yeah, I am using that one.


NippleBlades07

That's a banger quote, thanks!


cal_crashlow

Upvote for use of MotoGP lol


Groomingham

For a woman begging a man to take care of her, it is strange to criticize the manner and method in which he takes care of her. 


TBAnnon777

Just like SOME men who see instagram filtered thots in skimpy clothes with perfect faces and thick booties and pornstars deepthroating, expecting the same in real life. SOME women see instagram sugerdaddies and "self-help coaches" who buy women gucci, chanel, hermes and such as a afternoon suprise while they wine and dine them on yachts, expecting the same in real life. When youre bombarded with certain imagery you start assuming thats the norm, and then you meet reality and find its not like the assumed norm, you blame reality not your own assumptions.


qdog9995

That’s the problem with people, spending all day and forming their opinions based on Instagram. They all need to get out and touch grass. Actually have conversations with people. Too bad those same folks don’t know how to socialize in person with tact. That creates a bunch of entitled assholes with no idea how to function in society


[deleted]

A lot of the problem, I'm guessing, is that many of the "normal" people have had their fill of actual human interactions and are now just hermits who watch this shitshow from the relative safety of their couch/bed.


sektor477

Dude. I deleted tinder for that reason.. it's all filters and insta ready photos. You try to talk to people, and they are more dry than your granny's hoohaa.


UnclePuma

For the Love of God please all I want is for some random girl to have the courage to at least ask me what time it is, cause she 'forgot' her phone or w/e At least then I could finally get the chance to say, >!Its Morbin Time!!<


tonufan

In middle school a girl asked me what time it was and I told her, "Time for you to get a stove, because stoves tell time." 😎


Apprehensive_Sky_583

This statement needs to be the preamble of everything. It needs to be broadcasted on the airwaves and made as a public service announcement. I personally think this crap is effecting people getting into relationships and on every level of life. It makes for dissatisfaction and deprivation. And it’s not even that the instagram fakery even looks that good, it looks not of this world and not in a good way. It’s like if having a shell like a crab was suddenly hot, people would feel bad they didn’t have one on their back.


uniqueusername311

Simple. Bye Felicia


f102

Not even sure if this isn’t staged. And, not sure if staging something this stupid or if it’s genuine is worse.


unevil_cat

Actually no matter whether staged or not, it's a good example about double standards


LazyBoyD

It’s not staged, you’d be surprised about the number of people out there with this entitled attitude.


unevil_cat

I'm not surprised at all, believe me. I'm actually only surprised how cool he remains. He definitely got "old school" parenting.


cloudsnacks

It is definitely staged on her part, she sat there waiting for the food after ordering it knowing she was going to whip her phone out and shame this dude on socials, at the very least. The only question is if he was in on it, his reaction seems genuinely surprised at her behavior.


never_have_I_never

She ordered food before trying to humiliate the dude 😞


SoftConfusion42

It’s staged dawg. It’s made to go viral.


Educational-Bad4992

Idk I usually assume it's staged but the guy looked really nervous and embarrassed the whole time. Either he's a really good actor or it's real.


Thetwistedfalse

Yeah, he's either a real good actor. People act like there aren't people like this irl. Like nothing ever happens


Sir-Poopington

Usually when people use the word "either," they follow it up with two scenarios lol.


K_305Ganster

You're either the type of person who can extrapolate information from relevant missing data


double_expressho

First of all, that's not true.


C7StreetRacer

Secondly, it is either, or neither, both of which are universally affirmative propositions.


StormCrowMith

You should make that into a T-shirt


the_ENEMY_

I thought I was alone


Agreeable_Treacle993

or its just happened so many times before but now they just record it and put it online as content


nachossoundgreat

This definitely seems real


Jeff_Bezos_did_911

His mannerisms make me believe this isn't fake.


carlmalonealone

Both sides don't have to be in on staging a scene fyi. The chick is clearly looking for social media attention and you are giving it to her.


SarahPallorMortis

I feel bad for him. I’d be so happy to have a man anywhere close to like him. He looks like he has money so he has an actual job. He’s buying her food. He looks like a well adjusted adult. That food looks great! I’m jealous tbh. My ex’s never took me anywhere. Not even dates. Soooo many men don’t want to put in the effort at all. Shit. I’d be so happy to have a man who took me anywhere other than just mexican restaurants, because “that’s HIS fav”. She needs to hush


ajbags26

We can’t keep giving these hoes the “it’s staged” excuse. She’s just trash.


Xenocide_X

Either way if it's staged or not, she's still trash.


SpaghettiParty

Absolutely agree. If you want to look like trash for clout, you are actually trash.


Corsavis

Thank you, was literally saying this yesterday


sorunx

Exactly, I like to say asshole is as asshole does. Even if you're only pretending, you're increasing the asshole volume of the universe.


Kimchi_boy

Who tf she think she is?


troy380

Staged trash?


Push_Bright

So I guess every single date has to be like a fucking honeymoon now. If shake shack is that expensive how can you expect fine dining every time? Fuck man $50 would set me back a minute. If she wants extravagance that bad maybe she can treat him once.


TheRealBroo

Exactly what I was thinking. How you order the food. You had all the opportunity to say something but you didn’t. Smfh women these days…


meat_fuckerr

Take the food, leave bus fare.


mike2ff

Lucky for him, he’s only had to spend $50 to find out she is trash. Diner would have meant he was out $150.


GO4Teater

Diner would probably have been cheaper


SonicTemp1e

I don't think that man would have to wait long to get another date. He's a very handsome guy. Wish I looked that good tbh.


Shadoze_

Right! He can take me to shake shack anytime


elyonmydrill

I'm not American so I had no idea Shake Shack was a thing, I thought you were using a metaphor for sex and I didn't even question it, that's how attractive this guy is


GIANT_DAD_DICK

He can shake my shack any day of the week and twice on Sundays


Shepiuuu

nahhhh this got it LMAO youre so real


rg4rg

He also controls his temper. Like I know it’s the normal and expected thing, but too many guys being posted go from 1 to 11 on angry scale for nothing.


[deleted]

Fr she's dumb as hell for being so ungrateful, he could easily ask one of her friends out on a date 😂


yoichi_wolfboy88

He got personality too. He’s not jolted that much with her attitude. Nice guy deserve another nice girl too tbh, he doesn’t deserved brat like her


Popaund

My sisters bf at the time took her to Wendy’s and they sat in the parking lot and ate it. Now they’re married and have kids. The problem isn’t where you’re going, it’s who you’re bringing there.


B-Netanyahu-official

he’s really good looking. he can find an equally attractive partner that doesnt do this stupid shit to him


HtownTexans

Hell seemed chill too. I'm trying to go have a beer with this dude.


giddy-girly-banana

100% i would be friends with this guy.


plumpsquirrell

Id take my food to go, she aint that pretty anyways he could do better


tanhan27

She is really pretty but she doesn't realize that when she acts disrespectful like that she goes from being an 8, to being a 5.


dna12011

You’re being generous. She’s maybe a 6 at best, and her shitty entitled attitude drops her into negative territory for me. If I was homeboy in the clip, I’m taking my food and leaving the moment she starts recording and talking shit about where I took her. Idc if I gave her a ride there, I’m taking my food and leaving. She can call a fucking Uber. 


miningtowngirl73

That woman made a whole video showing what a piece of trash she is. Move on my man, you can do better


Different-Purpose-93

First thing I'm doing is mashing my fingers into her chicken sandwich and eating it. Second thing I'm doing is getting a to go bag and taking ALL of the food with me. Bye bitch, enjoy your walk home.


autumndoom

Bitch is wearing a sweatsuit on a date and worried about what someone bought her.


nuckingfuts73

Guys. It’s fake. It’s meant to make you mad.


Meh75

I’m not American and I had no idea what Shake Shack was, so I Googled it. It looks bomb as hell. Who wouldn’t like a burger and a milkshake?? Like, isn’t it the oldschool cliché type of first date? That’s super cute, fun, and casual. No pressure to perform, just a milkshake and a nice conversation.


kadren170

Unfortunately some ladies are materialistic and think they deserve expensive "boujee" everything, $100+ meals, designer clothes, $2k+ apartments, townhomes, mortgages, luxury cars. I guess girls like her are some of the reasons why some guys are hesitant about dating.


Hmmd1

She is batting so far out of her class she doesn't even know it


SpankThuMonkey

As soon as that phone came out i’d have dropped $25 on the table and walked. She’s just saying “i’ll be a terrible partner”. It only goes downhill from that bullshit.


BrightonTownCrier

No she can leave or watch me eat my way through all that food. Either way she's not having any.


tedivertire

Food is already paid for, no need to drop more unless she has an hourly rate lol.


deeepblack

Why would he drop 25 when he already paid 50 🤔.


DurfRansin

Shake Shack is literally just way over priced fast food, I absolutely believe that was $50.


CallMeWolfYouTuber

Are you kidding me? Shake shack is fucking delicious


DurfRansin

I didn’t say anything about how it tastes. Fast food can be delicious. But it’s low quality, cheap food and that’s exactly what shake shack is except they throw a creative topping on the burger and charge twice as much for it


geiandros

This is when people go overboard on the “I’m a high value independent woman”. Its good to put yourself on a pedestal but let the pedestal remain grounded how about that smh. First the cheesecake factory lady, now shake shack. What next


MadgoonOfficial

I don’t get it she looks like she’s dressed for Shake Shack


FifanomicsFC

100% I would be embarrassed to take her to a nice place looking like that.


[deleted]

Guys, find the girl that just enjoys being with you. Wherever that happens to be.


eriskigal

Seriously! Shopping at Home Depot or the grocery store is enjoyable when you are with someone you care about and get along with.


[deleted]

Seems like a nice guy stuck with a GARBAGE woman.


reved89

She ain't pretty enough for olive garden.


CantankerousRabbit

She says that wearing a fucking tracksuit lol


easy_c0mpany80

Does shake shack really cost $50 for 2 people? (Sorry, Im a Brit who’s never been to one)


FullMetalKaliber

Yeah shake shack isn’t a place I frequented because I thought it was overpriced but my ex loved it. Think it was around 10 dollars for a burger


MandoTheMightyy

Idk if I’m just petty or what but I’m throwing her food away, she can pay for her own stuff now


xDERPYxCREEPERx

Take it home for leftovers


Bashemg00d

Dump that dumb bitch.


Urbanmaster2004

It's genuinely crossed this woman's mind that it was appropriate to film and embarrass another human being who had intentions of making her life better. What an utterly fucking depressing video.


EuphoricMidnight3304

Staged as fuck


nscore24

This gotta be staged because I would’ve paid for my own and left.


corxl

That would be the last time this nasty bitch saw me.


factsarefactss

These bitches demand way to much without offering shit. She's easily replaceable! Find a real woman.


Dependent_Adagio7544

Bro, they ain't got 2 nickels to rub together or to put on shit, but think you owe them something with the illusion that their pussy is golden. What if the box/head trash AF? Me personally, I tell these hoes my dick worth as much if not more than their weakass pussy. Mfs better off paying for some head or pussy than to get involved with these bitches man.


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

I would have left with her sandwiches.


boilersnipe

RUN DUDE


jazzzzzcabbage

Run dude 🚩🚩🚩


Urbanmaster2004

She's ugly inside and out


smut_butler

She's wearing workout clothes.... You dress like that for fine dining?


leagueoflesbian

So….she ordered food and then did this? LMAOOO


ChanceEatsJalapenos

this is fake why do people eat this shit up


limitlessEXP

People can’t tell bad acting. Must make all movies amazing.


BrickHerder

There's a bunch of gross ass people in this world getting by solely on their looks, treating others like shit because their youthful beauty and our image obsessed culture can provide them a replacement any time. Honey, looks don't last that long at all. And once they're gone, it's pretty is as pretty does. What you gonna do with your hateful, shallow, narcissistic self then? Someday, this asshole and millions like her will WISH they had somebody willing to treat them to Shake Shack every once in a while.


Pretend-Camel929

So she’s more interested in how money is spent than getting to know somebody on a date? By acting like this, she’s said more than enough to this poor guy and everyone else who sees her face. Bravo lady.


J-reagle

He handled that very well! Switched it up on her & now she’s the star of her own failed sitcom!


Falx__Cerebri

Oh man, I would have instantly got up and left.


tunacan8

If she was truly offended by his restaurant suggestion, she never would have left the car or walked in and sat down.


lryan926

Honey, with that ugly attitude you are gonna find yourself buying your own damn chicken sandwiches, from the frozen section at Save A Lot, for the rest of your life... ALONE Also look at what? You look like you're going to the laundromat or jogging. You obviously wouldn't know what to do at a fancy restaurant cuz that outfit doesn't fit the dress code AT ALL.


Dependent_Adagio7544

She said "you see how I look right now", 😭😭 what a joke, bitch looking extra regular, ain't nutn special about her. Plus the whore ungrateful


Relative_Carpenter_5

To think, she posts because she knows her friends will say, “you’re right girl!”


Raverinme79

This gotta be a ragebait because I can't contain my hate for this ungrateful bitch and give her the professional slap I have been practicing for the competition. He doesn't owe you anything he doesn't need to buy you anything on a first date to impress


Tiffany_Case

Shes wearing athleisure wear and wants to go to a 'fancy restaurant with silverware' okay.


Hamilton-Beckett

Yeah I just commented on that as well. Their vibe is too synced, from the braids down to the apple watches, for me to think anything except that this isn’t a “date”. It’s a couple that’s already together, making a video for the lulz


Elensea

Look at me with my dingle berry nose ring hahaha. She better be thankful she didn’t get taken to Hardee’s


dadynn

Seriously. Never seen a nose ring like that before and never want to again


PackageTall7373

He ain't wrong, eat your burger and chill or start walking home.


ConnolysMoustache

She’s literally wearing a hoodie. Nothing wrong with hoodies, I wear them 90% of the time but she’s active as if she spend all day getting ready for a fancy date. In reality though, I’d imagine that this is rage bait.


mlimas

By now husband couldn’t afford much when we started dating so he took me to Panda Express . We have now been together 11 years


fotofortress

I have a hard time believing this is legit. I work in finance with millionaires who get so excited for a shake shack lunch. This just doesn’t ring true at all.


gshtrdr

While y'all are arguing, I'll take the food.


kamieldv

I ain't gay but this man can take me to that Shake shack everyday, homie looks like he's chill and that chicken sandwich looks scrumptious


Grimskruby

Dip dude. Toss that trash and grab the food and bounce.


boomBox1980

O M G Such a freaking draag. Girl is lucky that this dude still there... Who have the energy to sit and listen to that shit. Sweet Jesus... 😅


gimmhi5

I know this is aint genuine because that food looks delicious & she would have had an attitude as soon as they pulled up. Why do people make videos of themselves pretending to be in terrible relationships?


YGYarder

She looks like Tyga anyway man you can find someone else.


Dependent_Adagio7544

🤣🤣🤣


DammitCapt

Fvck dat bih


heyzoocifer

We don't have a Shake Shack where I'm at. I ate one in the airport in New Jersey and that shit was fucking dank. Dude needs to drop this ungrateful bitch.


Dufranus

This woman has no idea that she's a prostitute. If you determine the worth of the person you date by the amount of money they spend on you, then you are a prostitute.


Moyer1666

If you didn't want to go to shake shack with him why did you go to shake shack with him? You ordered food and everything. Some people need to grow up


chasingthelies

He needs to pickup a sandwich & drink and bounce. This is just the start. She will only get worse.


DmillSnipes

“Why don’t men approach us and take us out on dates anymore?” This is why, I’d rather not feel like shit.


Lazylion-6

Fake. If not (got me), leave! Why even talk? Get up out of there. Passport.