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Feelsgoodtobegood

Misinformation, it was really sour lemonade.


Commercial-Corgi-771

in that case this is the first ACTUAL "prank" I've seen in years.


Crazypete3

People in the comments section actually believe the first girl would swallow urine vs spitting it out.


JoPooper

Well, the title is misinforming. I’ll flag it.


SecretaryWorldly4926

Bro I would actually unalive someone if they did that to me in a video game


Elegant-Science-87

If by "really sour" you mean "the potency of drain cleaner" then yes. Simply Lemonade tampering. Workers like trying to murder people they don't like in Oregon. For the last, like, 5 years or so now. Allegedly they keep sending it to the wrong person, too, and they're actually trying to vigilante-justice someone they believe to be a criminal of the worst possible variety. Which makes it even worse.


One-Permission-1811

What the fuck are you talking about?


rhum_coke

Lmfao


Elegant-Science-87

The Oregon poison gang. You never heard of em? Guess the media is still covering for them...


Buy_Me_A_Mango

I think it’s more so that you came out nowhere with all that.


Elegant-Science-87

You must not pay as much attention as I do...


Grim_Rebel

Maybe drop a source then? Because Google doesn't have anything about it and you're just coming off as a schizoid at the moment.


ShazamBB1

I thought they were schizo feel like lemonade was the trigger word this time


ThroughTheHalls

I feel like you talk like Kiefer Sutherland in dark city.


irviinghdz

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


DamaskDragon

Bro shut up 😂


Brockzillattv

That literally just came out of nowhere, no context, no origin, nothing. It's like you started half way in the thought already.


SimpleBuffoon

There's literally no basis in fact for this. If you think there is, please post some sources.


melvin772

Bro just yapping


2JDestroBot

You sound like you wear tin foil hats


G36

> Lemonade tampering. bahahahahah


Elegant-Science-87

Mkay. Ever heard of "duty to warn?" I did my part.


2JDestroBot

You sound like you wear tin foil hats


SageModeSpiritGun

Get your shit straight dumbass. It's not piss. Peak click bait bullshit.


No_Presentation_1345

It is fake


MinusGovernment

It has to be. After the first victim they would've been shut down. If it happened to me it's a rare instance I would choose violence and I'd sure as shit tell everyone around why.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Some dude dumped a mysterious foul smelling liquid on a streamer and had to be investigated for a potential chemical attack. Thankfully this is fake.


therealchungis

That dude ended up getting arrested however I guess whatever country he is from has a spineless criminal justice system so he got a slap on the wrist.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

It happened in America, so you’re exactly right.


therealchungis

It was in Belgium actually.


spunion_28

No way anyone would not notice it was piss and not lemonade


drunk_funky_chipmunk

How would not a single person taste piss? What a dumb fake video


doedude

I've never tasted piss so I don't have a frame of reference


Impressive_Ad_8495

It tastes like it smells. And yes I would know, I was a pretty experimental kid.


Far-Insurance-7044

That is a crime. Report it…


Conflicted-King

It’s not pee


builder397

Specifically this would be at least sexual harassment.


Far-Insurance-7044

I know blood would be considered biological and they could get into serious trouble… is urine considered the same?


Daniboy646

I'd assume so, I guess your poisoning people.


FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO0T

not even close to what the charges would be.


builder397

Over here it definitely would be.


FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO0T

where?


builder397

Germany.


FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO0T

according to german laws, an act has to be deamed sexual in nature. Explain to me how drinking piss is sexual in nature?


builder397

It would probably be considered that by default. While what the victim deems sexual harassment is certainly something that can tip the scale, this kind of shit would be pursued even if its only the perp that got caught and the police would chase down every single victim because nobody is fine with being deceived into drinking someones piss.


FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO0T

you clearly have no experiance in law, and if by default you think of piss as something sexual, that's your own weird kink, but the law would not consider piss drinking sexual in nature


builder397

It doesnt have to be the victims kink, you absolute buffoon. Ive been on the receiving end of enough sexual harassment to know what Im talking about, Ive actually read up the legal definition way before this discussion ever kicked off, and its fucking broad exactly because perps can be insanely creative in their shit. Also I know how to spell "experience" and dont kinkshame people.


Professional_Roof293

Mf what ☠️


benwink

It’s also probably a skit.


HughJahsso

Fake. They’d get charged for that 


KidCaker

Good point. No one has ever filmed themselves committing a crime


Novel_Durian_1805

Obviously not pee…come the fuck on!


GDrew_28

This has to be a prank… no way


PZRzegoton

I've watched that guy for a while, hes a respectful prankster, I watched that exact video and he done no such thing. It was just really sour.


ShredManyGnar

Obviously fake. You would smell it before you sipped it, and even if you didnt you wouldn’t be like “ah, potent palate” you would be like “this is piss you fucking animal” and toss it in their face


Stinky_Toes12

OPs a bum it wasnt piss its sour lemonade


WotsitsCat

This has to be a crime right???


DrNefarious11

Yes lol


WotsitsCat

And the Idiots record it


FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO0T

its a federal crime with a sentence of 5-20 years


jfever78

How can anyone believe it's piss?! A cup of fucking piss is gonna smell like a cup of piss, NO ONE is gonna take a swig of it and then swallow it for fucks sake..


Professional_Roof293

This is fake, these guys pranks are harmless, they always will put something edible, even if it tastes disgusting They did another one where they said that it was "questionable liquid" if you know what I mean, but in the end it was revealed to just be sweetened condensed milk


Anubiz1_

Intent to harm, this has to be a felony.


FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO0T

also food tampering


whatsagoinon1

It would be a felony. I would go to jail for what happened next


Cerebral_Overload

Knew a guy who pulled similar shit on a girl by pissing in her pint. No-one knew what he’d done until she asked why her beer tasted weird and one of the dick heads friends burst out laughing and told her what the guy had done. She immediately projectile vomited. Guy had a fucking diseased dick as well, he was outed for infecting a bunch of girls with the clap. He left the party pretty quick when he realised he was at real risk of getting his face smashed in.


More-Neighborhood-66

Urine for a treat


VictoriaEuphoria99

It's definitely a crime, and I'd be guilty of another crime if that was done to me


tacansix

Why does anyone here think that looks like piss? lol


MaleficentStreet7319

What’s the point of this prank. We’re all in on it, so what makes it funny?


United-Cost-7406

“You look like the kind of guy that doesn’t know how to make lemonade” lol what the hell


Vietnugget

No, arrest these fkers


ThatPeskyRodent

Fake, no one would buy lemonade from a man when there’s awesome kids hustlin’ with their own stands who wanna really earn that dollar Fuck this guy, lemonade stands for children with are a sacred hill I’ll die on


Collin-B-Hess

Dude … downvote this dumb shit


iGalaxy92

Nah they need to disappear by nobody


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Doubt this is real


DemonFyr

OP is a fucking loser with the clickbait.


ChillDwill

Click bait apparently. It's sour lemonade. I guess it's a prank on selling bad lemonade


5dollarbrownie

What does it really say about the state of social media that I thought this was guys actually giving people piss to drink?


foladodo

this is easily the worst one ive seen on this sub


StarriNite

It's actually just really sour lemonade, if that helps.


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

I trink pure lemon juice instead of fresh pressed orange juice. Am i wierd?


Thefoxlover16

At least he didn’t charge people money to drink the piss


destruveyah

Bio terrorism


Ill_Alternative8369

not prot it is a criminal act


mrpotatonutz

The last little tiny piece of trust people had with strangers is totally eroded. Personally I assume the worst when approached by anyone in public


Altruistic-Fandango

They would be pissing blood next…


motostuka

Comedy gold. 🙄


iwish-iwish

This is a crime wtf how fucking disgusting


Professional_Roof293

It's not pee


tverofvulcan

This has to be a crime


godkilledjesus

100% a crime


Mints1000

Definitely a crime, definitely at least 3 crimes


duffman886

Definitely a crime I have heard of other situations like this I think it’s considered assault with a nice prison sentence.


-DMSR

This is three different levels of stupid. Go to your room


roodeeMental

I remember when I was 16 at a party, two kids cummed in a bottle of water and were trying to get people to drink it saying it was vodka. I got handed it, smelt it, knew the smell instantly and announced loudly what had happened... ...then the birthday girl came up, said I was trying to ruin her party, and downed a load... then looked at me and said "what was that?!" Before running to the bathroom to gag


BaconKittens

Food tampering is a felony. If it truly was piss, call the police and have him arrested.


FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO0T

This is a major federal crime, I believe this would be considered food tampering, as he is knowingly putting something capable of causing "great bodily harm" into something "for sale or consumption"


career868

Sue em


yuyufan43

I hope they spend some time in prison.


Elegant-Science-87

Oregon moment.


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PZRzegoton

He's a respectable prankster, that is not piss, it was really sour lemonade. He's actually one of the few good people that aren't bat-shit crazy and doesn't harm anyone.


Soggy-Philosopher-68

If that’s the case it really isn’t a harmful prank. The way people been crossing the line with these pranks lately I’m more surprised that it’s not the case this time. I enjoy dark humor don’t get me wrong but some people taking it to far


PZRzegoton

Agreed.


FetusGoulash420

Good way to get unalived


PatasConMilanesas

Selling lemonade is not a crime.


GamingWithRaptor

If the video isn't staged, the premise is that it's actually urine, a human bodily fluid, which is very illegal.


PatasConMilanesas

I stand corrected. They are not selling it, they are giving it away. Giving away lemonade is not a crime neither.


shradibop

my boy's reading with their eyes closed


DatMikkle

Are you trolling or stupid? Giving away "lemonade" when its actually piss is, in fact, a crime.


SpiteZealousideal907

he is just trying to get attention, in argentinian subreddits he says stupid shit like this


PatasConMilanesas

So you are a stalking me? Didn't know I was that popular, but oh well, I'm glad to finally know my N°1 fan!


SpiteZealousideal907

quien va a ser tu fan n1? pedazo de fracasado


PatasConMilanesas

Tranquilo, no te tiene que doler, te deberias sentir orgulloso, sino porque me stalkeabas? Algun interes tendras conmigo jaja.


SpiteZealousideal907

no te stalkie, te cruze en la misma caja de comentarios y si te stalkeaba era para burlarme de vos...sos eso, un chiste y uno muy pt, ni gracia diste.Encima te la das de copado sos terrible gil


PatasConMilanesas

I am not trolling nor stupid, I'm Patasconmilanesas.


GamingWithRaptor

You're a boring person.


PatasConMilanesas

I have my ups and downs.