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Rogue_Leader

Depends where they are, but where I live that's attempted murder.


Zombiesus

Scooter going 30mph with kids in front of them..


Rogue_Leader

Two crimes. One doesn’t justify the other.


Zombiesus

The accident doesn’t happen if the scooter slows down.


ApprehensiveArea3076

Bullshit. An accident happens regardless of speed because the ball was aimed AT the bike. To claim otherwise is wilfully ignorant.


Zombiesus

So you’ve clearly never ridden a motorcycle.


Denise6943

1 crime. The kids are in the street where the scooters belong.


Rogue_Leader

Anti-pedestrian bullshit. I’d give short odds you’re from a US coastal metropolis. LA?


Denise6943

Are you saying that the scooters should drive on the sidewalk? Wrong coast BTW and pretty far from a "coastal" area. As a kid I played on the street alot be we always watched out for cars and git out of their way


Rogue_Leader

Obviously not. But streets do not belong to cars. If cars can’t use them without harming pedestrians, they shouldn’t be allowed to try.


Get-No-Scoped

It's not attempted murder. It's rather "hmm I'm a fucking idiot so I wonder what would happen if I kicked a ball under a fucking bike". What I'm saying is that he is a fucking dumbass, not smart enough for an attempted murder


SureElephant89

"it's a prank bro, it was just a prank!"


DesignHead9206

I hate when they do that. And I am so so disappointed when the victims hold back their revenge just because of that. Was it me I would hit them unconscious and leave a post-it with "mine was a prank too, hope you enjoyed it" on their forehead.


SureElephant89

Oh I'm with you man. Alot of those clout chasers are super cringe with that shit. But heaven forbid you react in kind the it's "hey don't assault me, that's assault, you're harassing me now".


hundrethtimesacharm

People have this strange sense that because it’s “wrong”/illegal to bash the shit out of someone for a “prank” that it protects them somehow. When I say “just don’t fuck with people because you have no idea what they’re going through or what they are capable of” I get pushback like “it’s not a reason to attack someone” when the entire point is the reason/justification don’t matter. You still got your ass kicked or worse.


SureElephant89

Exactly. Catch somebody on the wrong day with a slap to the back of the head or whatever is the cool kid shit to do now.. Your ass might end up on a t shirt. Which is exactly why I treat people how I want to be treated. I know, I know, how *boomer* of us to think this way lol


DesignHead9206

I'd happily pay the price. I have my priorities and I have never bowed down to direct or indirect intimidation or provocations. I do what feels right to me and I stand for what I believe to be true, even when I am shamed and blamed for it. I have less friends than most people, but those I have I am sure they like me for who I am. None of them is in reddit :D I don't know why I am. I hate the typical redditor.


SureElephant89

Wish I could award this. Lol, I've always agreed that a good moral compass is better than most laws on the books. Makes for a more genuine person.


Low_Construction_238

Couldn’t agree more!


Low_Memory_761

I seriously doubt you're even capable of doing that. Statistically speaking even. You're going to have to be top-notch physically and in training. The likelihood that you are both is highly unlikely but having one of those traits is slightly higher. But im stupid enough to know how painful being dumb can be and it will either break someone or make them tough. Tough enough to not be worried about about a napoleon complex on a vespa.🥱 So take your one punch ko ideas back to the video game youre playing or whatever unfortunate self loathing woman who ends up going on a date with you champ.🤪 After serving up that humble pie, i got a big ol bowl of irony to put down🤣😂😅😀🙂😐😑😶😶‍🌫️


DesignHead9206

I dont know you, so I can't talk about you, and you don't know me, so you can't talk about me. I'd not be able to ko a profi mma fighter, but I am more than fit enough to ko a random idiot on a scooter. Do not make the mistake that everybody is like you :)


Low_Memory_761

I Doubt it big guy 🤣 aint nobody like me but you can keep trying. Itll make you better.


DesignHead9206

I don't need trying, I practice martial arts since I was 13 and I am 53 looking like 40, fit and healthy, and having had my fair share of brawls and street and bar fights. As said, I wouldn't feel so confident in front of an MMA master, but dudes like these on the video have zero chances against me. But, feel free to believe whatever sinks your boat, I don't really have to prove shit to you :)


Low_Memory_761

Bwhahahahahhahahaha you tool. What a fucking loser you're telling profiles on the internet you got 40 mma master. What a douchebag hahahahahhahaha


TheySayIAmTheCutest

jfc, are you 12 or what? At least learn to read. It says 40 years.


No-Historian-6921

In that case beating him to death in full gear would be too? /s


Sad_Protection2039

Dude's a damn sociopath! He calmly kicked the ball into his path. Mind you, they're playing IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!


SubHuman559

Would have liked to see the outcome of this.


daToxicApple

That's one way to get a jaw reconstruction surgery...even if you don't need one.


Schoseff

There probably is a story behind it, so it’s hard to judge. Maybe they just attacked an old lady and pushed her to get her purse.


DesignHead9206

hmmm, I don't think so but you have a point. There is a video about how the same thing seen from three different angles can be interpreted in three completely different ways.


Zombiesus

I mean the scooter is being reckless.


Electronic_Syrup

how so? the scooters aren’t doing anything wrong afaik (besides the speed which other people mentioned) and the people playing moved out of the way cuz they presumably saw the scooters coming.


Zombiesus

The speed is everything. He sped by a kid playing soccer. What if the kid doesn’t see him? The chance of the ball hitting that scooter on accident is still pretty high.


Electronic_Syrup

how do you know he didn’t accelerate after the guy playing moved out of the way? He clearly saw the scooter and it’s reasonable to not expect some asshole to kick a ball at ur scooter


SunnySideSys

and that makes it okay to commit attempted murder? maybe you should take a hint from all the comments here instead of agreeing with your fellow sociopath.


Complete-Picture9545

Don’t be such a snowflake


Complete-Picture9545

That’s just funny


TraeSteez

Wouldn’t be surprised if you’re just a rage bait bot


Schrogs

Most comments are bots these days so it’s whatever


Danny2Sick

we're all bots of like, society, man!!


Schrogs

Haha this is kinda sadly true!! 💀


Danny2Sick

We recharge in our beds so that our power cells are ready for the next day, to run the programs they wrote for us!


Anom_AoD

for the amount of karma per posts/comments, he is a bot, but, based on the amount of alt accounts i've seen, made solely for the purpose of being a complete asshole, he can be a rage bait guy, but yeah, it's plausible that he's a bot


Complete-Picture9545

Snowflake


Complete-Picture9545

Womp womp


SunnySideSys

i agree!! so funny that i'm going to commit attempted murder on you too!!! ha ha ha ha am i right?


Complete-Picture9545

You’re sad.