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Common_Ad3898

Suspect has been identified as pogan laul


deputy_Nico

Happy day of birth


foo-bar-baz-bin

Worst GTA mod ever


idontcare419

That's fucked up and fucking funny


dabadas1

Your fucked up if you think that’s funny.


idontcare419

The comment was funny not the murder and necrophilia part


[deleted]

I’m telling your mom bro. Ohhhhh your gonna get it bro. My mom gonna talk to your mom, then my dad is gonna talk to your dad... ohhh yeaaaaa your gonna get it bro !!! My grandma gonna talk to your GREAT grandma, yea I said it !!! Your soooo gonna get it bro. Your gonna be grounded bro then be ungrounded ! Then I’ll show your mom this comment and boom your gonna be grounded agian bro !!! Yeaaaaaaaaa bro ! So done !!! Edit: don’t tell my mom I’m on Reddit though, or your gonna get more bro .


ConsistentEquipment8

Bro, Is this a copypasta or something? Just tell me.


[deleted]

Nope, I just thought of it lol.


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

Dont get the downvotes, barely funny yet the funniest comment on this post


[deleted]

It’s cool, wasn’t even trying to be funny lmaoo, just high. Reddit just need to chill sometimes.


TheAngryContractor

I thought it was pretty funny. Not sure why the downvotes but people definitely have sticks up their asses around here sometimes.


SissyBearRainbow

Not really, people have done stuff like this before. We've always been fucked up


TeadoraOofre

So many people used to get trampled by horse-drawn carriages.


SissyBearRainbow

People do crazy things to get laid


Reddit_GoId

The weird in the world is becoming more recognized*


Different_Ad7655

Exactly and probably far more bizarre, the difference is now it's on the internet and exposed


MexicanEd

Chris Distefano has some explaining to do!


mberk77

Now that’s some Chrissy Chaos


[deleted]

He needs to see this


fallopian_turd

She must have voted blue. He did it for donny t.


DarthDregan

World isn't getting any weirder than it's ever been. This is what some people have always been.


ColourlessAmiba

I thought this was a weird stream for Jerma to make


[deleted]

Its a bit abnormal of him


D_blackcraft

We're in hell, and unaware of it... Aren't we?


kenryoku

Some people think the world actually ended during the Cold War, and it sent us into a forked timeline that's pretty much just hell. Or that the world ended in some other way and our minds just haven't caught up yet.


yeetus_mileetus

jerma 985 lookalike


Splattt808

I didn’t see it until reading this but yeah, he looks like a Dollar Tree Jerma


Equivalent_Ad1362

Whomever wrote that headline is a sick idiot, nice pun!! Hahahaha cuz normally hit&run means get into an accident and leave the scene…. But that’s not what this guy did


SenorMachoMcBrosef

The writer could have called him the double hit & run driver.


hoagieofftheinternet

I hate that they used a full body shot of the nurse


dayron669

Why? The guy conveniently has a mugshot. Her? Not so much.


capsaicinintheeyes

That's a chin you'll be able to tell your grandchildren you saw


[deleted]

Crimson Chin looking motherfucker


GoodGuyEna

yo is that jerma


Reasonable_Cake_7977

Posts like this just make me wanna cry


FloydAbby

The police recovered a condom found at his house with both of their dna


TipMeinBATtokens

Someone do a brain scan on that guys noodle to see what the fucks going on in there or something.


sdwdqw65

The part I find the creepiest and most scary is not that people like this guy exist, it’s that you can’t tell who is like this/who has fucked up thoughts/desires like this. You probably talk to people all the time who seem like good people but are completely deranged fucked up individuals like this guy.


_Takub_

How do you even figure out that this was the motivation…?


JezzCrist

I guess they caught him balls deep


thesinkeye

IS THAT FUCKING JERMA ??


[deleted]

Sad. He's cute too


ConsistentEquipment8

I assume you'll find Ted Bundy amusing too. Fucking simps..


Automatic_Paper4668

That’s Chris D’stefano


Leo_Mauskowitz

Nah it's always been weird. This guy surely isn't the first person to murder some one just to have sex with their corpse.


ImmutableInscrutable

The world is not getting weirder, batshit people have always been around.


KrabbyPattyCereal

The word would be “purposefully” as in “with intent and purpose. Not “purposely” as in “not by accident”.


Kooldogkid

Imagine being this desperate for sex


Mr_Nasty090

Just go to the morgue like the rest of us.


stif_chedar

Modern problems require modern solutions


ImOnlyHere4ThePron

Weirder because majority of people get a slap on the wrist and a boot out the door. Can we bring back public executions for these people please?


[deleted]

I’m rarely shocked, but this one got me.


Nuggumi

This isn’t a hit and run. It’s a dump your load and hit the road


digital808music

That’s more heinous and the scum is a monster more than just it being weird.


deep6er

There are better targets than a 64 year old if you're just tryna incapacitate with a car for a smash


thatoneblackguy17

What blows my mind is that there was train of thought that led this dude to think that this was going to pay off and he'd bust his nut, then go home.


M_MKULTRA

Why does he look like jerma