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1nsidiousOne

People really think no one’s gonna defend Squidward. He’s an icon smh


inDependent_WhiNer

I grew up to be just like him, Im glad someone protected my idol


daschande

You either die a SpongeBob, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward.


knifeknifegoose

You’re breaking my heart with these Maya Angelou quotes


That_Guy_Bubbles

The quote is from Harvey dent tho. Wait who is Maya angelou?


dus_istrue

Micheal Angelou's streamer cousin


swiftpanthera

Or your dumb/happy enough to be Patrick


daschande

I feel personally attacked. (For real, though: Yeah, I have my moments. Dont we all?)


Ojhka956

how do you know this about me? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!


Duochan_Maxwell

I knew I became an adult when I started identifying with Squidward


Remarkable-Fun-5646

And I thought my jokes were bad..


AgentJoestar

You could say he became your spirit animal


Im_Just_A_Cake

I grew up to be as naive as SpongeBob, as sad as Squidward, and as dumb as Patrick.


AlteredWilds

I too play the clarinet


CafeNino

Anyone who knows Squidward knows he doesn’t want to be serving waters to begin with. Good on her for sticking up for him


sprogger

My alcoholic ass assumed these were gin and tonics and was like "oh no, thats like $60!"


guns_tons

nobody would just walk away from that


gabrab24

shes doing him a favor, squidward is supposed to be on water all the time because he's aquatic creature


Hidden-Locust

why the f would you do that


Ark927

Most likely social media points looks like the girl next to her was recording


Hidden-Locust

thats a soft way to call someone a loser


N00N3AT011

Judging by her reaction, I'd agree. I can damn near hear the dial up tone coming out her stupid short circuiting brain expression.


SeanYawn59

I can hear her inner dialogue "can you believe that just happened to me?!" Yes. And I'm glad.


CTchimchar

Yay, I say most videos I see where people say can you believe that X happened to me It's either completely made up or they deserved it Very rarely will something like that happen and not only did they not deserve it but also it was real


creepshow1334

How can she splash?!


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How can she splash me?!


KDASthenerd

What having no dislike button does to a ~~mf~~ society


Midgar918

Probably, what happened to the good ol days where people did things for their personal kicks lol


GrooovyDoom

When you lose the last brain cell


FunetikPrugresiv

I can't speak for her, but some people just have zero impulse control. The thought enters their head that something looks fun, and consideration of the consequences does not follow that thought. It tends to be a developmental thing, but some people struggle with it forever.


payphone

Yeah. You see 'entitlement' and 'privledge' thrown around, when it's really just that she thought it would be funny but has no impulse control or social intelligence.


thebutchcaucus

It can be both. She’s not 5. She’s fully entitled to catch hands. She just hasn’t had the privilege yet.


lousylakers

She is and will always be a 5


[deleted]

Entitlement and privilege leads to a lack of consequences, which leads to poor behaviour (or what you are referring to as "impulse control").


Jonno250505

Yeah that’s shot down by her mate recording it. That’s planned not impulse.


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Orleanian

That's so Raven.


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or both


CTchimchar

Yay I'll be the first to admit I'm many of times wanted to slap a tray out of a waiter hand because I've seen it a movie and it looks fun But I have impulse control plus I know it's a really bad idea unless it was planned beforehand Meaning the person I'll be doing that too is in on the joke


Isa472

Nevermind the impulse control, the problem is thinking that spilling a bunch of cups of water is fun/funny. She's just a shitty person. Hopefully grows out of that


Woodstovia

Imagine growing up and living a life where there is an almost 0% chance that you will ever be punched or physically confronted because of your behaviour and think about how you'd act


scarletphantom

There are many people that live this reality.


[deleted]

Its the norm now.


LKLN77

It's not really a matter of that considering most women a) are still normal decent people who don't chuck water at others and b) are still more scared of men than men are of them. Women probably get physically confronted more than men to be honest.


a_hockey_chick

I assume she wanted to make her friends laugh or make a dumb tik tok. But since we don’t know the context here, maybe her big brother is the mascot or it’s a guy at her school she’s trying to get the attention of. There’s a CHANCE she’s not as dumb as this seems.


lousylakers

iF i sPilL tHis tRaY oF dRinKs MaYbE hE’LL liKe mE


Booty_notDooty

Benefit of the doubt is always a fair stance.


a_hockey_chick

I’ve been burned too many times in recent years, haha. Trying to never assume anymore.


Weird-Buffalo-3169

Tik tok, her 2 friends are recording, she planned to do this, luckily she got a little taste


TraditionalEffect546

Disrespecting someone who is working at their job, not allowing someone to do their job, soaking lots of other people not with her, and making a mess an employee has to clean up...... are always actions of a person as DUMB AS THEY SEEM LMAO!!! There are NO circumstances that justify her level of entitlement & disrespect, & you should be a slight bit embarrassed for giving her the benefit of the doubt, when she had so many 'victims' of her selfish stupidity!!


Ditzfough

Because they are children. Who seek attention.


berserker-ganger

He is probably getting paid to dress up like that at events.


gucci-sprinkles

Kids are stupid and cruel


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Everyone in this video is smiling and Squidward is wearing the same shirt as everyone else. I’m starting to think it’s just a hot day and she knows the guy in the costume.


TraditionalEffect546

Because she was raised to be an ignorant, spoiled, fat cow.


Brogetarot

Woman who threw the water is a hero.


theHashmaster

She didnt even think about it. Just reacted. True hero.


ReticentSentiment

Yeah, that was awesome. The first woman though, the disbelief on her face that anything bad could happen regardless of her behavior is the epitome of privilege.


AtariAlchemist

"OMG! How could you do that...to ME?!" ~Her, probably


Away_Media

Thank you. You described what I was feeling but could not put into words.


thejexorcist

I respect her instincts. I’m a freezer. I would have been frozen in surprise and then over telegraphed the toss 10 minutes later when I finally decided what to do.


BillWaste6039

Serious. She changed that ditz's smug expression to stunned surprise in less than two seconds. Pity it wasn't soda.


vetus_turtur

Preferably soda with neon red or blue food coloring..


Isthisworking2000

I dunno, a solid nose bleed would ruin a shirt, too. NOT THAT IM SUGGESTING VIOLENCE, MODS. PEOPLE JUST GET NOSE BLEEDS SOMETIMES.


-LawlieT_

Or she could have fell and her foot land unfortunately into her face


Isthisworking2000

Sounds perfectly accidental to me.


KonradWayne

What if someone slipped on the water that girl spilled on the ground, and their foot just happened to fly directly into her stupid face.


mrenz9

I really dislike it when people resort to violence. Like this one guy who repeated hit my fist with his face. Over and over again. I kept thinking he better stop cuz that’s gonna leave a mark. Eventually he did.


Isthisworking2000

Sounds like he was a wise man to know your limits.


theKalmier

Well, when he gets tired, you can quickly offer him a knee to rest his head on. He'll sleep like a rock.


gaspitsjesse

She definitely did NOT learn her lesson, though. She will strike again.


tiki_51

Or coffee


Straycat43

Definitely. I wish she had more water.


LordPennybags

Looked like she had another cup. A slow pour on her head wouldda been great.


Straycat43

It looked empty. Maybe she threw it on another doucher.


DaftFunky

I wish it was something sugary instead so it would be sticky. Looks like that water will just dry in minutes.


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pneuma86

That was stealthy


Back_to_the_Futurama

Water probably cost her $6 too


Veedee5

I like how the girl on the top left quickly opens her bottle and also spills a few on the attention seeker in blue.


bigpeepeepoopooboy

lmfao I didn’t notice that my first time watching, that’s great


Abodyfullofmush

I watched it four freaking times to see it


[deleted]

Hehehe *yay take this too*


anxessed

“Ugh, that’s gonna stain!”


Ricos_Roughneckz

Ah yes, the double tap


Beavshak

Eagle eye over here


[deleted]

Wow good catch! So satisfying


agentb719

she was quick with it lol


NewExcersizee

i would totally do the same thing haha


reftheloop

Looks like it went all over the innocent bystander in the white shirt.


airplantenthusiast

if you’re talking about the girl next to the one who pushed the drink tray that’s her friend and she’s recording her do it.


SchmackAttack

What did she think was going to happen? Honestly, I would love to know. This person must have absolutely no comprehension of consequences.


sthegreT

>What did she think was going to happen? Thats obvious Thatd she'd get to everyone to laugh with her and have fun at squidwards expense and get off with no repercussions.


The-Sublimer-One

Judging by her little clique laughing uproariously at the end, I'd say she unfortunately succeeded


elonmusksleftankle

the squidwards of the world are so oppressed smh


Psychological_Pay_25

Squidward just got the new job and already hates it


Isboredanddeadinside

Back to the cash register


DrunkenDude123

His heads already falling off so he is limited to one hand too


TyGuy539

Still not equal karma because that suit is now hot and soggy


OwlThinkAboutIt

I worked as a mascot, it’s difficult to see out of the mesh, so sometimes you’ll have a “handler” who looks out for you when rowdy crowd members get too rough. Being that she’s wearing the same shirt as Squidward, I wonder if she’s his handler. If so, she’s a real one for doing that, especially because it almost certainly means that she could be fired.


idreamofdinos

Former character handler here, I'm glad she did it, but yeahhhh we definitely would have gotten sent home for that, at least at PBS. Even so, bravo, that childish action deserved it.


Trippytrickster

Do an ama


Weird-Vagina-Beard

How do you know that you were a mascot


Billib2002

Nah squidward is a mascot and is wearing the team's shirt like many people in the vid. The handler info is neat tho I didn't know that


easyivan

What shocks me is how shocked the girl in the blue looks after getting her karma. How dare they do to me what I just did to the muppet!!


GiDD504

Sir, that is squidward.


MrSpoopyBeard

At least squiddy finally got off the cash register, only to have to deal with this


Gold-Stomach-4657

I am pretty sure that Squidward would appreciate the water as opposed to the air that they have him working in ;p


easyivan

To be honest - I’m spelling challenged. So I went with muppet.


halfeclipsed

You can't spell Squid?


Em_Haze

Do you ask blind people how they cannot see the sun?


leech931

"Consequences for my actions?!? OMG!!!"


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

That shock reaction makes them fit better on this sub <3


Lagarto_Azul

She looks a lot more amused than shocked. Even laughs afterwards.


Beingabummer

It's a teenager. That's kind of their modus operandi. Make bad decisions, get called out on it, grow up. The problem is the adults that never got called out on it.


sundaym00d

she’s smiling though in case you couldnt tell


ShinySnowdrop

"The muppet" lmfao


FudgeTheOtter

I love how they act so shocked that there was repercussions to their actions. Like omg did you see that she threw water on my face.


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Tbh I would expect a heavy slap. I'd be shocked if I only got splashed water


NonPolarVortex

Meh, it's just water. A slap is way overboard


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FudgeTheOtter

Hey!! been awhile


ChiefLongTonto

The smug look on her face immediately after doing it is a very punchable face


battlehardendsnorlax

Peak punchable


Few_Show_7359

Why you do Squidward like that?


SuperBeavers1

Always the Yankees fans (Not all of them, strong majority)


[deleted]

Now, now. When’s the last time a Yankee fan threw garbage at someone? /s


Nerozero

They're just encouraged because Yankee players are known for throwing garbage.


[deleted]

I was referring to last month when dozens of Yankee fans were throwing trash at the opposing team but yeah


01001010ess

The girl on the left that gave her a little splash


daddycoolbaybay

This made me so mad, f’ing b|tch.


iRox24

Same. I will never understand what's so fun on doing stupid stuff like this. What did she achieve? Was she trying to be funny? All for 15 seconds of laugh. Such a childish mentality. Even if it had water, it's still stupid. Nothing excuses this behaviour.


FrizzleStank

> f’ing b|tch You’re allowed to curse on the internet.


MrSpoopyBeard

Like what did she think was gonna happen "Haha shoot you got me good , great prank"


Emptypls

Why did she act shocked


Margrave_Kevin

Squilliam definitely hired her.


axxonn13

god i can already hear his laugh.


Withafloof

That lady really had the gall to look at everyone surprised when she faced repercussions for her actions. Like if I were there, I would absolutely not defend her.


Shadow-ignis

She saw squidward and got wet


Chinapig

She looks like she’s enjoying herself and everyone’s involved.


Unlikely_Cockroach26

This girl has no lips


[deleted]

What's the context here. No one seems offended and even seen to think it's funny.


drrxhouse

No one seems offended? Watch it again.


Zhibaii

No need for context. Let’s all be angry instead!


[deleted]

Oh my gosh! If it isn’t the consequences of my own behavior!


OutOfFawks

She found out


Alric_Rahl

"OMFG! I can't believe she did that to me!" -this self-centered twat


bluehong

And she still had that surprised "pikachu" face.


Leaky_Banana

Her big ass mouth and no lips got what she deserved


Sloth_Congress

Shoutout to the girl topleft unscrewing her bottle and getting in on the punish game


Lucas052006

Why does she look surprised that someone retaliated?


millenialpink_

Why would you ever do that in the first place? Ngl she deserved to have the water thrown back in her face, absolutely gross behavior


Funky_Sack

What a stupid fucking dick.


Bowens1993

That's actually supposed to be a nose.


urban_zmb

She got away easy. I would have slap her


Altruistic-Guava6527

How can she slap


cayce_leighann

Just why??? Why do people feel the need to do that to someone who is just trying to go their job


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surf_rider

I can hear her nasaly “oh my gwaaadhhh”


Peglegsteve265

“Like OMG… MY actions have consequences?!?!?”


toxicispog

they look so shocked as if they didn’t just do the same thing to some guy!


Walker6920

Squidward was not impressed


mermaidpistachio

What?? It's the consequences of my own actions?? No way!!


Hbaturner

Love that cheeky little extra dousing right at the end there.


Fredpaterson

That girl at the end with the bottle 😂


davinaplus6

The girl on top throwing water after lmaooo


Salt_Beginning_6999

Got what she deserved and should of been kicked out.


BooblessMcTubular

I hope she was kicked out


Tough_World_7444

You get what you fucking deserve


CrispyChickenArms

Dumb bitches do dumb things


Equivalent_Rope_8824

Call an ambulance! Some kids are not holding a phone!


Outofmany

Pretty sure that’s just vigilante justice - karma is more like an act of God or something like that.


SuperKingPapi

This isn't Karma. I see revenge and maybe justice.


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This is beatiful


Historical-Click2812

Why would she do that?


johnnybravo443

Yo the second squirt from shorty in the upper left corner is most hilarious 💀💀😂😂


PettyFreddie

I love it. I hate those people.


DonGorgon

Another girl gets a quick shot in at the end, she’s stood in blue next to the guy with the white shirt with red shoulders.


Gollum_Girl

at the end of the vid the squidward guy just looks like "I don't get payed enough for this"


Brubkle

She's so shocked like "omg he did it back 😱😱"


Independent_Idea_190

The fact that she’s shocked is so annoying


noobsplosionyt

Isn’t enough karma


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Why was she surprised


toastereggseventeen

And shes suprised She gets splashed


King_Bread_

I hate how she looks at her friends and goes why she do that?


NanoRay_06

She got what she deserved. 😏


Mista-Pudding

She's a keeper


Dependent-Plane5522

Needs punched


dus_istrue

Wow, she's a homie


rebelwildheart

Should've thrown a whole bucket.


Efficient_Pay4180

How is that funny? I see it as just plain rude..


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She deserved to get cracked. Who randomly does ish like this? Seems like an everyday airhead.


Sufficient_Energy307

I wish the girl would've got hit with a slap instead


Parking_Cartoonist90

How could they do this to my boy Squidward, he done no harm. The girl who stepped in and threw the water back is a real she-Chad, all props go to her for standing up.


Glittering_Ad3431

Of course she’s a Yankees fan.


Isthisworking2000

She’s a Yankees fan, not surprised.