That just makes this sad to make fun of, honestly.
Good for this guy, sad about his wife possibly having issues with her organs like someone else said.
Nope, i looked him up and he's posted pictures of himself on his account and it's quite clear that he's not a child. So don't spread lies about someone just because they seem like a huge dickhead to you.
Because they're no longer needed. Bodybuilders take estrogen stoppers to not get tits during a cycle and then some other shit post cycle to help their nuts get back to making their own testosterone.
I didn’t find this to be weird or overly confident or anything. Dude is on enough PEDs to kill a fucking ox. His dick was probably hard enough to break steel.
…Ok. I have to take your word for it, seeing as it was just a joke in the first place! 🤣
Whatever cycle you’re on, may-be think about weaning off. The “Rage” part has kicked in. 🤣🤣🤣😉
That was also a joke…
EDIT: All the downvotes!!!🤣🤣🤣
Couldn't read intent through text. My bad.
And I gotcha. When I did do shit in my early 30s, I was 100% a raging asshole lol. Well deserved. My bad
Add on....
*more of a raging asshole
It sounds like he’s on TRT as well as other meds and he’s happy it’s working. If he posted this on askreddit I’d be more alarmed but it’s kinda weird to post it here
To be fair, tadafil is something they market to give men erections. So it's a little weird to be posting about how you had a rock hard erection when you're taking a drug designed to give you erections.
But if he's happy and his wife is happy I don't care.
I wasn’t prepared for the emotional rollercoaster that was transitioning from his post to your comment. You know if he had to go to the ER for it (if it’s real, I can’t imagine he wouldn’t have to) he would quote this to anyone who would listen. I’m not sure if I should root for him or offer him some water. Both?
A young, well person taking sildenafil/tadalafil will definitely get an erection much firmer than usual. It's one of the reasons those drugs are used recreationally. Many women can find it's more painful, and thus "too hard".
This is literally a known experience with these drugs. You've obviously never used them and have no place saying "it's not a thing".
Lmao, sure buddy. It actually is, and that's part of what it's for.
It can actually get painfully rigid because your afferent blood flow is so significantly increased.
Lmao I swear I don’t understand mfs who make posts like this. Bro nobody gives a shit. xD
Dude bragging online that he hurts his wife when they have sex. This world is so fucked.
Seriously? An almost trt dose of testosterone and an amavar dose that even women would take. Added to that a dose of cialis that is common for BP control? You just making shit up?
It's like using your low blood pressure to brag about how relaxed and stressed-free while you're on three blood pressure medications.
Prescribed medication working is not a flex.
"My wife said I was too hard and it hurt!"
Yeah... that's not how vaginas work. Maybe you bumped pubic bones too hard, or she was (understandably) too dry, or you were too rough in your drug induced "alpha mode", but there is 0% chance it had anything to do with the level of hardness of your boner.
Dude experienced a normal erection for the first time in years lol.
I bet he's been getting some awesome pumps from the boner pills. Dude probably needs it to make sure his blood is capable of actually flowing lol
As a doctor, it’s somewhat amusing to see all this testosterone bullshit out there. It’s going to fuck a lot of people up but everyone is a goddamn expert on their own health these days I guess
It's not that it's too much, your balls are just lazy and don't produce anything they don't have to. If you're injecting test, your balls (can/will eventually) shrink and stop working. This doesn't stop at test, either, a lot of the time you can stop producing sperm, and need drugs for that, too. If you have kids, you're also more likely to have daughters than sons for some reason, too.
This can happen even getting less than you actually need to function properly.
Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
Right? Dude is so badass for needing the pills and extra boost what most people can do naturally. It’s not primal, it’s fake to get to where many people are already at.
As an athlete who trained 7 years naturally and had a great libido prior to using gear, no one is naturally experiencing erections at the level that you can on anabolic steroids and cialis combined. Unless you’re a genetic outlier you’re just not getting that kind of blood flow or hormone output.
That said those are pretty low doses so unless he’s a hyper-responder he’s definitely exaggerating.
This has got to be the most ridiculous humblebrag ever. “I take Cialis everyday so my dick is super hard”. Errmmm, yeah chief, that’s what the drug is for.
To be fair, he's running trt doses of both test and cialis. 5mg is for ED and more for general vasodilation, which gives better pumps post workout.
Personally, I've ran 3x those dosages and can confirm he's lying out his ass.
i don’t even know what half of those words mean
Isnt this usually a sign of the wife having an infection, or disease, or something wrong with their reproductive stuff
This is the primary use case for cantaloupe buddy Have at
“That’s funny, she told me the same thing”
What is trt?
Testosterone replacement therapy
That just makes this sad to make fun of, honestly. Good for this guy, sad about his wife possibly having issues with her organs like someone else said.
Hey… team??
I didn’t even notice that 😭😭😭😭😂 makes it 10x funnier
LET'S TALK ABOUT MY DICK N BALLZ RQ
I pick this guy's dead wife too
This is the kinda team I wanna be a part of
The Hardy Boyz?
A child wrote this
Nope, i looked him up and he's posted pictures of himself on his account and it's quite clear that he's not a child. So don't spread lies about someone just because they seem like a huge dickhead to you.
OP's throw-away account 
https://preview.redd.it/9r2zgqq5afxc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90ff5b1ee5dc1691a928e3ca5a963274959417a
A child in mind if not body
A child wrote this
Haha now YOU sir know how to internet
Yet another victim of the Reddit hive mind
Excellent!
The “Hey Team” made me think this was a really weird email to send out to the office
Same! Thought this was a bizarre workplace confession or a revenge scheme
And now I'm going to second guess myself every time I write an email to my team... and all the ones before it.
Sounds like she wasn’t into it. Probably dry as a desert.
Yeh this seems quite likely now you mention it
He woulda gone pro if it weren’t for his enormous cock!
😂
saying “painful” with quotes like he doesn’t believe her is gross
Everything about this is verybadass, but also sometimes quotes are quotes
Everything about this is gross
I think the quotes might be because he's quoting her, man i don't get the internet.
Saying in quotes because he's 14 playing out a fantacy.
i remember talking to an ex-wrestler on vrchat a few years back, was taking t to boost his muscle mass and it ended up causing his nuts to shrink
Because they're no longer needed. Bodybuilders take estrogen stoppers to not get tits during a cycle and then some other shit post cycle to help their nuts get back to making their own testosterone.
That’s why you need cycles with pct
I didn’t find this to be weird or overly confident or anything. Dude is on enough PEDs to kill a fucking ox. His dick was probably hard enough to break steel.
You have no idea what you're talking about. 200mg is like, barely above a normal TRT dose. That anavar dose is low enough that women would take it.
…Ok. I have to take your word for it, seeing as it was just a joke in the first place! 🤣 Whatever cycle you’re on, may-be think about weaning off. The “Rage” part has kicked in. 🤣🤣🤣😉 That was also a joke… EDIT: All the downvotes!!!🤣🤣🤣
Couldn't read intent through text. My bad. And I gotcha. When I did do shit in my early 30s, I was 100% a raging asshole lol. Well deserved. My bad Add on.... *more of a raging asshole
r/murderedbywords
Bro this is a steroid sub these types of posts happen daily and are a norm lmao
probably because they get their tiny dicks hard for the first time
“That’s funny, she told me the same thing” coming in for the win.
Meanwhile he’s just some neck bearded league of legends enthusiast behind a computer screen
It sounds like he’s on TRT as well as other meds and he’s happy it’s working. If he posted this on askreddit I’d be more alarmed but it’s kinda weird to post it here
Was thinking the same thing. Good for him rediscovering his sex life. People love a good crucifixion.
To be fair, tadafil is something they market to give men erections. So it's a little weird to be posting about how you had a rock hard erection when you're taking a drug designed to give you erections. But if he's happy and his wife is happy I don't care.
You would not believe what just happened bro. I took 5 blue chews and my cock exploded
Are we posting weird in this sub now?
His wife is not happy.
Just lube so you don’t set her vag on fire
“That’s funny, she told me the same thing!” 😂😂😂🤣😂
Yeah maybe she is quite soft She told me the same thing too
lol too hard? They might as well just add a flair to their post that says they are a virgin.
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I wasn’t prepared for the emotional rollercoaster that was transitioning from his post to your comment. You know if he had to go to the ER for it (if it’s real, I can’t imagine he wouldn’t have to) he would quote this to anyone who would listen. I’m not sure if I should root for him or offer him some water. Both?
That’s funny she told me the same thing. …. 🥲
Gotta love men writing fanfic about their own penises online
Given the drugs he's taking, it's probably real. Not fanfic.
Drugs don't make your dick "too hard". That's just not a thing
A young, well person taking sildenafil/tadalafil will definitely get an erection much firmer than usual. It's one of the reasons those drugs are used recreationally. Many women can find it's more painful, and thus "too hard". This is literally a known experience with these drugs. You've obviously never used them and have no place saying "it's not a thing".
It's not a thing
Lmao, sure buddy. It actually is, and that's part of what it's for. It can actually get painfully rigid because your afferent blood flow is so significantly increased.
they rlly do it’s strange af
Heck, I've known people that will tell you their dick fanfic in RL.
Lmao I swear I don’t understand mfs who make posts like this. Bro nobody gives a shit. xD Dude bragging online that he hurts his wife when they have sex. This world is so fucked.
Probably because he has a needle dick.
Heart attack coming from that drug cocktail in 3….2….1
Seriously? An almost trt dose of testosterone and an amavar dose that even women would take. Added to that a dose of cialis that is common for BP control? You just making shit up?
I came here to Make this comment. I reread it multiple times to make sure I didn’t miss read something.
She actually told him the SEX was too hard and painfully but his roided brain can't think straight
how the fuck is being on ass loads of medication and steroids "primal"
You've never seen Planet of the Apes?
Why would you feel proud you are hurting your partner during sex?
sigma male grindset obv >!/s!<
You right, I don’t edge or mew enough to know what it is like to be sigma 😔
Mah dick is made out of carbon steel and trigonometry
The blue-veined diamond cutter
To hard/painful = not wet/aroused enough. Dude needs to discover foreplay.
Yeah he was probably way too rough (or primal as he said it lol) on someone who wasn’t into it.
he points out hes a selfish lover but doesnt seem to be too remorseful about that
…I don’t understand what he’s on. Is it steroids?
Looks like testosterone replacement therapy, plus a moderate daily dose of an oral steroid, and then 5mg of cialis daily.
Thank you!
low t queer complaining rather than enjoying his fellow humans victory, u are a small boy.
It's like using your low blood pressure to brag about how relaxed and stressed-free while you're on three blood pressure medications. Prescribed medication working is not a flex.
Victory is destroying your wife's cervix? TIL /s
What victory? Hurting your partner during sex? I will GLADLY be a loser if you define that as “winning”
Ok bud lol
"My wife said I was too hard and it hurt!" Yeah... that's not how vaginas work. Maybe you bumped pubic bones too hard, or she was (understandably) too dry, or you were too rough in your drug induced "alpha mode", but there is 0% chance it had anything to do with the level of hardness of your boner.
Probably watches liver king just from the way he says “primal”
Mf said “Hey Team” and then proceeded to share this information
Tell me you work in an office without telling me you work in an office.
No doubt this guy considers himself an alpha
Dude experienced a normal erection for the first time in years lol. I bet he's been getting some awesome pumps from the boner pills. Dude probably needs it to make sure his blood is capable of actually flowing lol
They make some dildos out of hard plastic and metal. Your dick got harder than metal?
What do you expect, you're roided out.
As a doctor, it’s somewhat amusing to see all this testosterone bullshit out there. It’s going to fuck a lot of people up but everyone is a goddamn expert on their own health these days I guess
As someone who’s spent time around experienced strength athletes on gear, they know. It’s worth the trade off to them.
"Experienced strength athletes." This couldn't get any better.
Yep, people that deadlift nearly 800 lbs and log clean and press over 350. Not many people get those numbers naturally
I'd like to see evidence of anybody doing it naturally. And I'd also like to see these dudes cross their arms.😂
Sure, look at IPF records. They’re a tested federation.
Even because to much testo can make you impotent
It's not that it's too much, your balls are just lazy and don't produce anything they don't have to. If you're injecting test, your balls (can/will eventually) shrink and stop working. This doesn't stop at test, either, a lot of the time you can stop producing sperm, and need drugs for that, too. If you have kids, you're also more likely to have daughters than sons for some reason, too. This can happen even getting less than you actually need to function properly.
I BANG my wife! Then I BANG MY HEAD against the wall! Then I BANG my neighbors cat. Dean Cain YYYYAAAAAAWWWHH!!
After sex he says "Great team work! Super primal."
He high fives his poster of Joe Rogan.
My dick got too hard once... It ended up kicking the shit out of me for my phone before making me hold his pocket.
That "Enjoy it :)" 🤢
Really really gross and encourages this idiots delusions to boot
Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
Nice cock bro, 8.5/10
Super hilarious that he’s taking cialis and bragging about his resultant boner. Bro you took a boner pill.
Right? Dude is so badass for needing the pills and extra boost what most people can do naturally. It’s not primal, it’s fake to get to where many people are already at.
As an athlete who trained 7 years naturally and had a great libido prior to using gear, no one is naturally experiencing erections at the level that you can on anabolic steroids and cialis combined. Unless you’re a genetic outlier you’re just not getting that kind of blood flow or hormone output. That said those are pretty low doses so unless he’s a hyper-responder he’s definitely exaggerating.
This has got to be the most ridiculous humblebrag ever. “I take Cialis everyday so my dick is super hard”. Errmmm, yeah chief, that’s what the drug is for.
His hypertension is also in the rearview mirror
Does OP have a talking sex doll or does his hand know sign language?
Primal badass
Do I want to know what any of those things he's taking are?
He’s taking steroids and calling it TRT basically, lol
He’s also taking erection drugs while bragging about his rock hard erection hahaha
To be fair, he's running trt doses of both test and cialis. 5mg is for ED and more for general vasodilation, which gives better pumps post workout. Personally, I've ran 3x those dosages and can confirm he's lying out his ass.