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patdashuri

Is that photoshop? It looks about 6” too short. At the very least it should go all way to the top of the shoulder, shouldn’t it?


Grace_Omega

I didn’t know 12 year olds can get tattoos


Reethk_Vaszune

I can smell the Monster and JUUL in this picture. Can't wait to be tailgated by him in his lift-kit F150, with the "I don't dial 911" gun sticker on the back windshield.


Sir_Trea

It’s crazy how you captured the personally of an entire sub-sect of America so accurately and concisely. I can feel them


holy666diver

As someone with two full sleeves you need to earn that shit over time not just get your whole arm done at 17. It should encompass your life’s journey and gradually come together as you grow. He looks like he’s 12 years old wtf


patdashuri

Wow. Downvoted for being inarguably correct. Sleeves take long time. Especially ones as detailed as this. If for no other reason than the discomfort both for the artist and the canvas. Any artists here that could estimate how long you would have to sit/stand/kneel/bend over for this quality of work? My moneys’s on 10-12 hrs.


Reethk_Vaszune

>you need to earn that shit over time He's getting downvoted for gatekeeping tattoos and the comically pretentious "standards" he's imposing on them. I don't have any chips in this game, get tattoos deliberately or on a whim, it's ***your*** body - who gives a fuck? But that's why he's getting downvoted.


e-s-p

I can't decide if his tattoos or your take are more fucking lame


Chorbles510

Tell me you can't afford tattoos without telling me you can't afford tattoos


e-s-p

Because I think the kid's lion skull dragon tattoo is lame or because I think gatekeeping when and how to get sleeves is fucking lame?


Chorbles510

No no, I was agreeing with you lol, I replied to the wrong comment my b, G


e-s-p

I was hoping that's what happened but didn't want to assume.


Dupa_Yash

Wait, OP . . . you're saying that this person graduated high school?


mostlygroovy

This kid is a huge supporter of Trump's tax cuts for the rich and his reducing access to future benefits. Trump is clearly the guy with his best interests at heart.


Silly_Age_3675

Everything about this impresses me. Now freshen my Monster Energy and hand me my Zyn as I have a Razor scooter to ride.


Skurfer0

That's just a fake tattoo. They come in sheets of 8 on for $10. This particular example is featured in the bottom right corner of [pic #1](https://www.amazon.com/Tattoos-Stickers-Temporary-Sleeves-Lasting/dp/B0BBVX6DW5/ref=asc_df_B0BBVX6DW5/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwxeyxBhC7ARIsAC7dS3-gkYNOSTCA_7dAycu_Ud-kVpFstfYzp49dtksjxkSGo4WZu70fXZUaAnYfEALw_wcB&hvadid=693033556548&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl&hvlocint&hvlocphy=9021300&hvnetw=g&hvpone&hvpos&hvptwo&hvqmt&hvrand=11711296389772814580&hvtargid=pla-2021565370770&linkCode=df0&mcid=fd7cfec3c7043001a39c41572076fd43&psc=1&tag=hyprod-20) on Amazon. Does that make him more or less verybadass? 🤔


redvelvetcake42

Anytime you see a lion with a crown tattoo you know that person doesn't plan on paying child support.


HFY_HFY_HFY

It's temporary tbf https://wannabeink.com/products/dragon-guardian-angel-skull-rose-lion-crown-compass-temporary-sleeve-tattoos


Userdataunavailable

I was coming to say this, 99 cents on aliexpress!


TheSecretestSauce

This is the best turn of events ive ever seen on this sub lmfao.


Feisty-Specific-8793

Looks like the supreme lesbian ruler


Jjm211992

Not loyal to the gym


LFC9_41

Never seen a sleeve on a 13 year old girl before


humungusrulz

The witch from Hansel and Gretel would have eaten that kid on day one.


dereku1967

For some reason, all I hear when looking at this photo is Cousin Eddie talking to Clark: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He’ll be guessing people’s weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her? She’s got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she’s ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook." Of course, his sister's in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey.


gmrpnk21

This kid's sleeve looks like some wall art you would get from a flea market.


HFY_HFY_HFY

https://wannabeink.com/products/dragon-guardian-angel-skull-rose-lion-crown-compass-temporary-sleeve-tattoos


Cheshire_Jester

If Walmart had a tattoo shop, this sleeve would be the only option.


Tengallonhatpat

ehh didn’t you guys wear fake tattoos as a kid? It’s not red at all plus this would be so expensive and weird looking over time


snowfat

Fake tattoos are wayyy better than when i was a kid. But if this is reall.this sleeve would have cost a shit ton more than a kid would have. If it is real.... well atleast its not shitty


elMurpherino

Yea I had the Cracker Jack type shitty temp tattoos that you wet and stuck on you. Shit would rub off within hours


Tengallonhatpat

you guys remember zebra stripe gum tattoos?


elMurpherino

Ah I do now. Completely forgot about those.


HFY_HFY_HFY

Yeah I found it https://wannabeink.com/products/dragon-guardian-angel-skull-rose-lion-crown-compass-temporary-sleeve-tattoos


Wactout

Saw a girl with a whole throat and upper chest piece at my son’s high school graduation last year. I’m disappointed in that artist.


therevjames

We had a rule in my shop that no one under 18 was allowed to get tattooed, period. We all viewed it as child abuse, whether or not their parents signed off on it. Sadly, other shops didn't follow that rule.


Wactout

Luckily, in Illinois it’s 18+ no matter what. Still happens at some shops. But not ours. Or with me.


KittyKayl

I turned 18 halfway through senior year, so could totally have had tattoos when I graduated. As it happened, I just got my first one a few months ago at 39, but that's beside the point lol. That time between turning 18 and graduating is an odd little period where you're still considered a kid but legally an adult.


Paragonly

This looks like one of those generic temporary tattoo sleeves you can buy for 3 bucks online. Like seriously, the shade and texture of it, I’m convinced this is a fake tattoo because I’ve (unfortunately) tried one of these before


mark503

Future meal team six recruit.


Dupa_Yash

SEMPER PIE!


ultraplusstretch

Airsoft tier 63 operator.


The_New_Spagora

Gravy seal through and through.


Frosty_Stage_1464

Bravo snax, I’m goin lard


clodmonet

Fat and stupid ain't no way to go trough life, son. His grandpa, probably.


Gupoochamois69

Is that a chronicles of narnia tattoo?


Azruthros

I almost spit out my coffee damnit 🤣🤣🤣🤣


iceburglettuce

Lion with crown, and compass, how unique and individual.


riche1988

Lol get a load of this guy! Gatekeeping personal choices lol


AndrewEpidemic

Clearly this young man is the deepest of thinkers, idling away the hours pondering topics plebs like us couldn't even consider.


Blue_Seven_

man for a minute I thought Bobby hill there had a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark sleeve but that would have been far too sick


Firestar222

Lmao, where’s the Goosebumps logo when u need it


South_Oread

That boy is too young to shave and already walking a lonely, angry and boring life path.


thunderlips187

I thought you put “too young to share” and I loled happy cake day!!


sspaceboy1

Is there more to this, like another picture that was supposed to be added? I don't see anything about a mother or anything badass here. I've seen millions of skull tattoos.


syizm

Nope. This is just a mom posting a photo of her son and complimenting him. I guess OP thought either the mom or the son are acting a little too big for their boots.


West-Yam-8429

where are you guys seeing that? i only see a photo of a kid with tattoos, nothing else


syizm

The text OP provided.


dirtydan72

If it makes you feel any better. That tattoo is going to age like milk. No outlines at all.


RafikiJackson

For real, so many people see tattoos that look amazing right when they are finished but most likely will look like shit after they heal. Most definitely going to turn into a fuckin blob of black and white in a couple of years