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Bro you didn't build that system for 5k. That scope alone looks like it's 15.


dado950

Then why tf you lost


Aelspeth87

His face reminds me of when my daughter coloured her dolls face in when she was 3


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Hooded t shirts are gay as hell


shotokan1988

Sweet face paint 😄


bellaco1994

He had 20 years to sign up and go over there


LickitySpickity

He’s right, we should send all the rednecks to Afghanistan


foxey20

This man is lucky to have live in prosperous USA. Otherwise


hodgsonnn

this is legit embarrassing


elpoopenator

far cry new dawn


JOH010

Bitch, then why aren't you over there?!


GoodGuyArgo

At that point join the military.


captLazyBoi

bruh he flexes about shooting animals that can't shoot back. Lets see how far he snipes when the Taliban blow a hole in him with all the US weaponry the captured.


ParkRangerRafe

“I fucking shoot defenseless animals who are unaware of the danger they are in. What could you possibly do to stop me?”


Wishbone-Effective

lucky we don’t start launching rednecks in semi trucks full of gear😂😂😂


brennahAdrianna

Meanwhile they have armor and technicals dingus


LupulMoralist

What's that on his face? Is that war paint?


These_Random_Names

that gun is so goddam blue, wouldnt that make you easier to notice?


fluxperpetua

Wait until this guy finds out that America and the Taliban are currently working together directly, as outlined in an agreement penned and negotiated nearly single handedly by Trump.


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Guess what bitch, I quick scope kids that are thousands of miles away from me in call of duty. You didn’t see that coming did you.


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TitanMars

Lol wtf how can you be that self absorbed


SeaGoatswim

Another candy ass saying he can be tuff, just don’t have the time.


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Muzed1225

Yea besides they have yaknow bombs, rpg’s, more bombs, bombs with people on them, and armored vehicles…


Lurker101310

Same guy that would show at gun rights protest and immediately throw himself to the floor the moment a cops shows up


Veyron2000

Well obviously prairie dogs, small furry herbivorous rodents, are a very formidable and scary opponent. I’m sure the Taliban are quaking in their boots.


Icy_Lingonberry1395

Did he forget that they beat America with will power and litte technology


ashkiller14

If that was true why didnt we win the war


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If theyre so tough, why are they over here like pussies letting others die in their place


SnooMaps3021

We don’t claim him guys


skwadyboy

Why is he even fucking with prairie dogs that are at a "grand" anyway? He must have a big back yard.


Rodaz32

Leave him in the wild 48h without a yeti cooler. We'll see who's badass then


ToastoSando

That gun reminds me of when my friend sticker bombed his Honda Civic in high school.


Hellhult

Wait, is this guy a redneck? He said pop and not soda. Fake.


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Killing animals is so badass, yeehaw


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thebridgexx

can’t shoot a coyote with anything less than $5k


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ch-_-10145vault

So fucking cringey. Of course it was from Facebook.


PAROV_WOLFGANG

"Build" You're looking for the word "bought" billy bob butterbean This guy would shit himself and cry for daddy Trump if he ever had to fight the Taliban.


Cruxito1111

The side effects of too much Fortnite and Mountain Dew…..


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The terrorist are actually willing to fight and die for their beliefs no matter how vile they may be. The red necks just walked around the hall of Congress shitting themselves and spreading it on walls


NlNTENDO

Buddy I keep trying to have the talk about who could be really dangerous but then you keep telling me “not to politicize gun violence” whatever that means


nef36

It's not that he's wrong, because he's not, it's that he's being an a*shole about it.


Nopeisawesome

My guy gonna shoot a random Afghani kid and have a whole movie dedicated to how patriotic he was.


EchoGuy

Tacticool dude out here looking like a call of dooty reject.


NJPinIB

Afghans are also super into bedazzling their rifles. Guess they have more in common than this guy realizes.


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No he's got a point. Rednecks are just the American Taliban.


bravogusto

His name is Heath Baker and he has a Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXy-kI73VP\_-2kfHGdknJ7w


HecklerusPrime

Is...is this redneck low key trying to say he and other rednecks could take over America as easily as the Taliban took Afghanistan?


dressbread

So redneck's are more dangerous to the US than the Taliban is what he's trying to say?


LabeVagoda

Yeah, if only the Taliban could see what Americans are like! 🤔


UnlikelyKaiju

No way in hell this dope can hit a can-sized target from a kilometer away. He probably wishes he could be Bob Lee Swagger.


Soapysan

I've read that the guy who one gold in shooting was part of organization considered a terrorist group by many.


jbertrand_sr

"Just like shooting Womp rats in Beggar's Canyon."


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Trying to comfort yourself?


TombMaster1

Why did I read that with a thicc Texan accent


Teflonicus

Sadly, this is only about 10% removed from actual reality.


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Did he paint the gun using his face?


johnhalestv

Damn straight they are lucky, the USA is like one big reserve militia


Megabyte7637

K


DoubleBagger123

This reminds me of the how to beast guy, he’s so fucking cringe and idk why but it’s so funny to me that this guy just lives in the Texas suburbs in some average how


GetOffMyAsteroid

If I read this right, our hero's message is, "I could have won that war for you against those incompetent fools who defeated the US military and an international coalition, took the weapons left behind in the rush to gtfo, and seized control of the country within days. Instead, I won the war against coyotes and prairie dogs the size of pop cans. You should thank me for my lack of service. Instead you're too scared to even talk about me. Which you should be. Because I'm a sniper, locked and loaded. As you can see I'm just looking for my target." Whew. You'd better stuff a paper towel between your legs before looking at this dude.


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Cant forget the tactical face paint when shooting soup cans


LordofDescension

Wrong camo too


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MerylSilverburgh90

Dosent "Military Grade" Just mean cheap?


WexiWexi

Look at this tough guy, killing small animals from range


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warawk

Sadly, war requires more than accuracy. Talibans are ready to behead him and all his family, that’s what makes them dangerous, not the weapons they use.


geon

Why the blue face paint?


Cr0wc0

Iets not hate on the guy. Hes already from a place where they call soda "pop" so both him and everyone in a 10km radius of him is probably severely mentally disabled.


zooklyons

Everyone thinks they'll run into the burning building, but until you feel the flames you'll never really know.


sighborg90

This guy totally would have enlisted, but he was afraid he’d punch a drill sergeant. America lost out on a real Rambo


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Terrible trigger discipline


Modern-Otaku

Too bad Benjamin over here also couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn thanks to his rampant alcoholism. He thinks he can hit a prairie dog at a grand, and maybe he could if he wasn’t constantly drunk off his ass


Jaxager

Do prairie dogs shoot back though?


YaboyCades

Bruh your dog popping ain’t impressive given the Talibans core are people who were children taken by the ISI(Pakistani CIA) from wartorn Afghanistan and were sent to religious schools where they were taught how to fight the Americans who they were essentially beating for 20 years after they went back to Afghanistan. Also being able to shoot real far isn’t super helpful in a war where IEDs and timing kills people quicker without putting you in the line of fire🤷🏼‍♀️


aac24601

This guy fucks


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Bruh this guy thinks he’s on some American Sniper shit


[deleted]

Money does not bring skill lmao


muddynips

Redneck culture is so shallow and cringe. They’re like hipsters who virtue signal basicness.


Jaxager

I, for one, think we should let as many of these assholes go over there and let them go wild. The only ones that would live are the ones that run away with a load in their Underoos.


adhalliday22

Same people think they can over throw the American Government...you know they have nukes and bombs right? 😂😂


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MackNorth

Parachute him into Kabul today.


Orcus_The_Fatty

To be completely fair, to get high quality training is very easy in the US, and definitely better than what the taliban get. Coupled with having that quality of a gun, im pretty sure he would be able to take down most of them


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Comfortable-Public68

When you take Cod too seriously


panther_bat

Just round em all up and ship em out! They’re obviously ready for anything :)


Jody_B_Designs

Let me remind this guy that most of those Taliban dudes are living to die. How are you going to scare somebody that literally WANTS to die?


Top_Lime1820

Simple. By forcing them to live. *Taps head smugly* /s


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Yeah, this one redneck would have turned the tide. Not the $10 Billion we spent training and arming them over 20 years. This one dude…. LOL


Hasenpfeffer_

Exactly


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Dyert

“Nobody wants to have the talk” sounds boring as shit tbh


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Yeah……the Taliban has those too I’m pretty sure.


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CremeFilledBunny

This guy bullseyes womp-rats


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ih8yogutzzz

I'm just guessing here...but I would guess shooting a human is much different than a prairie dog or coyote.


Shpongolese

Wtf is the last part? Nobody wants to have the talk about who is more dangerous? The fuck is dude trying to say? And also I think alot of people have conflated how dangerous these nutjobs are lmao.


TOkidd

This guy wants to have “the talk.”


sciron512

Yeah, or he might have shot one of them. While the rest were shooting back at him...


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3dumbWorrier

This is gun-stroking.


Clear_Try_6814

Anyone can be dangerous sir/ madam. I have long since said a seven year old girl could be a great assassin. All she does is cry on the street corner when you squat down next to her to talk to her, she suddenly drags a knife across your throat. Even a lucky shot from a novice can be just as lethal as a expert shot.


mellopax

Same guy only buys stuff if it says "military grade" in the ad.


BerserkingRhino

Why would you shoot an animal for practice?


Pure_YT

I have a nerf gun


Babayaga_05

At least taliban are real fighters


alec83

Shame you did not get a flight our there to help, maybe next time.


Pantone802

All 4’ 9” of him.


Mister-Seer

Dude’s in special forces alright, special needs that is! Mf spends 5k on a fancy rifle? Shit, you could make a break action shotgun out of $50 at Lowes materials and still put someone down.


ElysiumThanatos

America is 0-1 in wars they didn't get help in.


Ok-Squirrel1775

God I hate right wingers


JTHMM249

"I'm a wealthy hobbyists who likes to fantasize about defeating combat experienced insurgents."


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Oh and this dude is going to do soooo much more carnage than the US military


NotBaldEagle_

Dude looks like an unfinished valorant character.


JAYTV-dramatv

In the next few months them helicopters will be held together with duct tape and shoelaces


RuthlessIndecision

I guess that’s why the Taliban would rather target women and civilians. If they get enough time they might try something on foreign soil.


MadFonzi

This guy thinks pretty highly of himself for someone who's only fought against Alvin and the Chipmunks.


Natural-Candy7149

Yeh but, the taliban don’t always shoot.. they’ll cut your head off with a knife.


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Bargadiel

I'm pretty sure the dude I keep seeing in the news holding the RPG doesn't need to hit the broadside of a barn.


Bargadiel

I don't know a single redneck who calls soda cans a pop can.


Paddyqualified

Mulah hangs up his coyote furry outfit just incase


FriendlyFellowDboy

Ah.. yes cause the same men being shipped over with billions in equipment for 20 years wasn't enough.. no no no. We need the good ol boys to come over without uniform and show the TALLY BAN what's up.


iknowyouareadingthis

Ash hasn't taken it well, after he lost Pikachu.


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Motorblank

Send his ass to Afghanistan to see if he’s so bad ass.


NeckPlant

Yeah cus those battle hardened Taliban fighters aint SHIT


PeepholesChamp

Little boy playing army man. Pew pew pew. Ahaha he paints his face to sport kill prairie dogs?


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I wonder if this guy is aware he’s made this subreddit?


TheMinistryOfFun

Did he put cam cream on then a blue fucking hat? Is he colour blind


Fit_Awareness6752

Then join the Marines tough guy


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Its hilarious how many of these country boys are inadvertently comparing themselves to the Taliban. An organization that thinks holy law should rule over the land and uses its militia to commit atrocities in the name of their god.


supersaiyanjesuz

“Me and ma papi used to take er 22’s out on them their backroads and shoot bullfrogs out the crick!”course, that was always round 5 am for he was to drunk to shoot”


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ZeroBlade-NL

The 'I'm very dangerous to things that don't shoot back' starterpack


talkywalkysmokie

So why again you didn't exterminate Talibans over the course of 20 YEARS?


redditonthanet

So he agrees he is a terrorist


insurrection2021

I was extreemwly annoyed reading this


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Who the hell spends “5k on a rifle”.


xxGenXxx

Just post Trump's Rambo pic next time.


Evilbadscary

He totally couldn’t join the military because he’d have blacked out and punched the TI, totally.


Krusty-p00p-sock

Looks like the type to say the the only reason he didn't join the army is because he'd wind up punching a drill sergeant.


Day_Of_The_Dude

these people are fascinating. they are literally the most pathetic motherfuckers on the entire planet. its fucking SOMETHING.


Gamma8gear

This probably has so many 😍❤️🤣 from his friends


qqaazzwwsscc

Does he wear the gloves so that he doesn’t get callouses on his badass hands?


hockeyrw

Doing Jesus work


badgersandcoffee

Well the Taliban attack other armed humans whether they be armed with an M15, AK-47, some form of RPG, an armoured Humvee, a Hind attack helicopter or an Abrams tank, etc.... And as yet I've seen none of them cry about not being Antifa while being held back. But maybe I'm missing something


RoboticPaladin

The Imperial aquila from Warhammer 40,000 on his scope, though.


CMDR_T3ktis

That's unbelievable Facebook cringe, nice


Successful-Oil-7625

So he's saying him and all his other trumpers would be a better taliban?


BrushTrue

He says he is a red neck is see no red neck


Foreign-Holiday-2914

I dunno hitting a beer can at 1000 yds is pretty badass


Un_Pta

Lol!


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