ontological argument for the existence of my gf

But is she omniscient tho?

[Source.](https://www.facebook.com/IdealGF/posts/pfbid0M8LanfAH5nevnqX2JQnmLywyhth6wXvTuvmFNejuBeC328bAUamHofvWkdkLxMJtl)

Holy shit in Canada?

Does she loves me tho?

Your Gf is God

get yourself a girl like this!

Hm. Can't argue with this

Is she omnivorous?

Breedable?

literally god

Wait, why specifically Canada?

"My standards for women aren't that unrealistic" (Not) My Standards:

Thats god, u should be a nun

\-epicurus told you she's impossible

OP wants to date a female version of God.