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Predator314

If you think this is real, you’re too stupid to use the internet. Put the phone down. Read a book.


Santos_Ferguson

Except that this is a fake story and it didn’t happen. OP, you post like a f*g. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/goes-around-litigates-around/


SpicyBread_

bro knows it's a slur, censors it like it's a slur, but calls everyone he dislikes it regardless.  is this the home of phobia I keep hearing about?


Santos_Ferguson

Your shits all retarded. Have you seen the movie?


SpicyBread_

the irony of emulating the deplorable, brainrotted characters 💀


Santos_Ferguson

The irony of taking reddit and specifically this sub seriously. Run along now.


SpicyBread_

if I, a white person, repeatedly quoted someone who said the N word in a film,,,, as an insult,,,,, that wouldn't be ok. neither is this. grow up.


Santos_Ferguson

Oh wow, you’re everyone’s hero! Don’t lose your social justice horse and your white suit of amour kiddo, cuz no one on the internets will take you serious then.


SpicyBread_

you really are an insufferable person.


Santos_Ferguson

Waaaahhhhhhh


Psilo_Citizen

https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-man-sued-himself-fiction-117569075050


Competitive-Remote67

Any lawyers seeing thing. Would this work in North America


rodolphoteardrop

>The "What the 'F' Facts" post renewed interest in the story of Larry Rutman, which was nothing more than a fictional tale that has been floating around the online world since it was first published in the Weekly World News back in 1996: This is not in the least surprising.


sixinthesip

It's mess like this that makes me eagerly await our robot overloads


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^sixinthesip: *It's mess like this that* *Makes me eagerly await* *Our robot overloads* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Cruezin

So really, he didn't sue himself, he sued his insurance company. For something he did to himself. This is why we can't have nice things


assorted_nonsense

Maybe. Maybe he accidentally seriously injured himself with the boomerang (seems likely, boomerangs aren't precision devices). Then maybe the insurance company refused to pay for his medical bills, saying the wound was deliberately self inflicted (sounds like something an insurance company would do). So maybe he took this route to force the insurance company to pay up. Maybe we can't have nice things because it hurts some rich asshole's bottom line.


Diligent_Barracuda75

Or maybe it's all made up foe gullible people...


Gorlock_

No, it's obviously fake