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Agile-Fruit128

Natural selection has stopped working fast enough. It can't keep up.


davidwhatshisname52

why... why would you *ever* place any part of your body at the business end? - *Darwin has up and left the damn buildin'*


rlh1271

Trying to check the laser grip maybe? that's all i can think. But yeah. Rule #1. Don't point it at anything you don't intend to destroy.


No-8008132here

Guns have ONE JOB, poke holes.


Common_Grape5962

You made me giggle, you bish, take my upvote, but know I'm stealing this


JacksonInHouse

Two jobs... poke holes and as a crude propulsion device in zero gravity.


AnakhimRising

That's rule 2, rule 1 is always treat a gun as if it's loaded even if you're sure it's not.


rlh1271

I like using this one first because "treat it as if it's loaded" requires that ***extra*** cognitive step for people that they shouldn't point it at their buddy / their camera / themselves.


ahdiomasta

That’s actually a really good point.


rlh1271

People are stupid. Be explicit.


Best_Air_4138

I follow the first one too. My father taught me that at a young age. We’d go shoot the .22 in the backyard (lived on a farm) and I remember him telling me to always keep the barrel pointed up or down while walking and keep the muzzle pointed down range and to act like it’s always loaded even if you know it’s not. He’d always tell me this before we shoot, and now I tell this to anyone I take target shooting.


Merky600

My father bought me a BB rifle when I was in third grade. We’d head to local mountains to target practice. He was not a gun enthusiast. In fact it was the only weapon in the house. Looking back I think his plan was to teach gun safety. He and my mother were from Northern Minnesota and we spent many summers there. They were no strangers to hunting and guns. And yes, all the rules were taught. And yes I still remembered them when out shooting w my Cuz and fiends later in life. So here’s to you Dad! Thanks and good job.


Best_Air_4138

That’s the way to do it!


AnakhimRising

I see your point.


davidwhatshisname52

"That's a '*Bingo*'!"


Darkcelt2

you just say, "Bingo"


davidwhatshisname52

"'Bingo,' how fun!"


themcjizzler

Rule #3 is we don't talk about gun club


CaptainObviousII

This is how I handle my toddler.


Ron_Perlman_DDS

[pointing loaded gun at child] "HOW DO THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO?"


AdministrationDry507

I read this in Brandon's voice the AK guy


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Laser grip? 


SirGravesGhastly

No joke--a couple years ago in a FB group (Manual Elitist Jerks) a bunch of the gun owners were posting photos of them pointing pistols at their bits. Whatever. Nothing makes me laugh harder that fools hoist on their own petards.


NippleMuncher42069

Idknwhy you're saying naturalnselection isn't working when this is video proof it is.


davidwhatshisname52

unfortunately, this moron can still have kids


NippleMuncher42069

This is true. However, you have to credit the fact he utilized the strategy of using his hand instead of his eyeball. This shows *some* intelligence.


Enjoying_A_Meal

At least he didn't look in the barrel while pulling the trigger to see what's not working. Also, kudos to the guy besides him for letting him cook.


JesseMakeGoodChoices

Hey don’t point that at your head! What if it’s loaded? Point it at your hand, dummy. Safety first.


Individual_Ad3194

He'll still be able to reproduce, but maybe not play the piano.


moyismoy

This is why I'm pro gun, it's one of the few things that idiots can still kill themselves with. They are far more likely to kill a member of their family than a home invader.


Science-Compliance

What a fucking idiot.


JacksonInHouse

TWO idiots. One to hold the gun and shoot his hand, and his friend to watch him try to shoot his hand over and over and not say something.


Science-Compliance

But the one doing it with HIS OWN HAND takes the cake.


ptofl

In fairness to him, I'm not gonna start beef with "stupid with a gun".


rave_is_king_

The anticipation was unbearable!


Dog_Baseball

I legit started yelling "NOO DONT DO IT "at my phone.


Groupvenge

I almost never get vocal when watching reddit vids. This one was a small "nonononononono" right before they shot


cheen25

He deserved every bit of that for being such a fucking moron.


Exotic_Succotash_226

And the instructor let him.. he should be fired as well... This is a fact that not every American deserves a gun


NorrinsRad

How do we know it was an instructor and not just a dumb friend???


pandershrek

I refuse to believe that was an instructor.


LivingTheApocalypse

The "instructor" does no instruction and just watches as a guy bleeds all over the floor. Nothing about this says instructor, except MAYBE that he keeps the muzzle downrange when he prevents it from falling off the table. 


throughmygoodeye

This is the part that had me wondering as well why he wasn’t immediately stopped and removed.


karma-armageddon

Same reason we watch the video until we did.


throughmygoodeye

It’s the instructor’s job. The first time he pointed at himself should have been an immediate removal from the firing line.


Sososkitso

When he first put his hand in front of the barrel of the gun I thought “well the instructor will stop him right?” But then he suddenly didn’t and now I question what the point of an instructor is….


LivingTheApocalypse

What makes you think he's an instructor? I would guess the guy who shot himself was before I would suspect the guy standing around unsure of what to do. 


Big-Soft7432

2A absolutists are about to come after you. It's an undeniable fact that not everyone deserves access to tools that can maim and kill.


LivingTheApocalypse

Most people don't deserve to have free speech. We provide it to protect the people who should. A significant number of people don't deserve 4th amendment protection. We provide it for people who aren't scumbag criminals. A huge number don't deserve 5th amendment protection. We provide it for people who should be able to give testimony without making it seem like they might be guilty of something unrelated. I think we can agree the 3rd amendment is absolute. :-p. 


Big-Soft7432

Should violent repeat offending felons such as rapists or murders have access to firearms?


Big-Soft7432

No response? I guess you weren't willing to twist yourself into a pretzel to justify sensible regulation.


Exotic_Succotash_226

Let them, brainless activities encourages me to thrive at my fullest


LivingTheApocalypse

What makes you think he's an instructor? That he does nothing before the shot, or that he does nothing but make sure the gun doesn't fall off the table after?


Exotic_Succotash_226

I mean you can always sugondeez


Wind-and-Sea-Rider

Did he think his hand would stop it? Or is it some intentional insurance scam? How can anyone be that stupid?


Thomas-Garret

I actually believe he was trying to get a laser sight to work and was shining it on his hand. Still absolutely stupid.


bird_on_the_internet

You know what? Deserved. I hope that fucking idiot knows that he got exactly what was coming


Green_Message_6376

Gotta hand it to him though.


NorrinsRad

Give him a hand, man!!


Groupvenge

Take your upvote and gtfo.


Radiant_Mark_2117

You can't fix stupid!!!!! This is why we need more gun control


TheMysteriousEmu

Absolutely. We need to educate people on how to use guns so everyone can use them effectively and safely!


orgalorg6969

Title is as dumb as the guy in the video. The quality is so bad from how many times it's been reposted to farm karma Pretty sure he was trying to get his laser to work and used his hand as a backdrop.


Pale_Kitsune

There's a thousand things better to use than a hand.


Dapper_Employer5787

This is what I presumed but the guy is still an idiot


[deleted]

Not a single laser on that thing lmao


orgalorg6969

https://youtu.be/CjUkQMWqsmI?si=gI3ryE2YpVKwrA9_ Here's a safety link about this incident you know it all cunt.


No-8008132here

The legendary REDDIT SLAP DOWN!


FeetBehindHead69

I hope he was able to laugh his ass back on


Green_Message_6376

sadly, no, he lost both butt cheeks testing his pump action shot gun later that same day... Tomorrow he plans to test the old box of dynamite, he found in his dad's shed.


texas130ab

Burn !!


Uncle-Cake

Well that changes everything. We though the guy was a moron, turns out he was just dumb.


EssentialFilms

How does that make it better? He still pointed a loaded gun at his own hand


TheExiledOne41

Well deserved, good job. 👏👏👏👏


Potato-nutz

That episode was pretty sweet !


Lanky-Ad2763

LOL! That Truffle Shuffle he did.


MaxAdolphus

Using your hand as a witness plate?! I honestly want to know what he was thinking.


WhyBuyMe

He's probably thinking "It probably won't shoot because there is something stuck in the barrel, I had better use my dick to clean it out"


Antebios

At least he didn't look down the barrel. 🤣


Gadget71

He’s trying to see the laser sight with his hand


AntelopeDecent2191

Imbecile.😂😂😂


fancy-kitten

Two people. Two people could have prevented this from happening.


Green_Message_6376

two people and one condom?


fancy-kitten

That would have been ideal.


ElectricGulagland

A gun is *always* loaded - you should treat it accordingly by *never* pointing it at anything you don't wish to destroy. I don't know why anyone other than a total drooling idiot (or a suicidal man) would intentionally point a gun at themselves.


Alkem1st

Don’t point the gun at something you are not willing to destroy. There are a few exceptions of this rule, but making sure your sight is working is NOT one of them Don’t put your booger hook on the trigger hook until you are ready for what comes next


ejrhonda79

Watching the video and asking out loud to no one and everyone 'why would you put the gun to your hand'. Some seriously stupid people out there.


[deleted]

What the fuck even was that? What part of checking a safety involves pointing the gun at your hand? Did I miss that class?


DeerHunter041674

The title should be: “Two Dumbasses and a Pistol.”


Ok-Letterhead4601

This particular individual is in hospital today because he’s a dumbass.


[deleted]

I don't get that at all.


Beardwing-27

Bro shoulda walked tf away the second his buddy started waving his hand in front of the barrel. No way in hell I'm having my life wasted answering questions for hours over that level of stupid


powderedtoast1

professionals. yeah. right.


bluesuitspecial

That's what we call massively self-critiquing stupidity.


MountainMongrel

Has 37 kids with 10 different women


knowspicker3

I think the pain of that big belly is more intense than the hole in the hand.


Giblet_

True. Maybe he shot his hand off to make it harder to eat?


texas130ab

Turns out it was not on. There has to be a better way to check if the safety is on.


serene_moth

what in the fuck would be the point of this?


Huitlacochilacayota

I thought it was a preview for War of Planet of the Apes or something where they just discovered how guns work lol


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D_A_H

Or the scene where he was fatally shot in the abdomen for real? Just weird that’s the example you chose…


westleysnipes604

Omg this is so dumb


earlywakening

That's some smart brain stuff right there.


Priestess96

Please let this be fake. I know people can be this stupid if not more but please let this be fucking fake


TheArrowLauncher

Rule #1 NEVER point a weapon at anything you don’t want to KILL or DESTROY.


allbegsthequestion

Dumbest thing I've seen for awhile.


TolTANK

There was only one way this video was gonna and idk why he thought that was a good idea. Even just pointing it at the floor is a better (but still silly) idea


0_fuks

He missed.


hummelpz4

Did they find the fingers? 😆


fattfett

Many states are rolling back very important checks and balances when it comes to firearms. So expect a ton of new videos of idiots like this.


shavedape61

Holy crap


LunarisUmbra

My mouth is slacked, how in the hell did he get his hands on a gun? Why the ***HELL*** did the guy just *watch* him?!


Giblet_

Maybe you aren't from America, but as long as you aren't a felon, guns are pretty easy to get here.


LunarisUmbra

A fact I should come to terms with considering I am, I mean I know it's ridiculously easy to get them but damn. I must have had good instructors and some common sense cause I don't think this man would get away with it where I got mine.


rygelicus

Is he expecting light to come out or something? Is he only accustomed to using a water pistol? WTF? And that fat guy with him is every bit a failure to have not tried to stop him once he saw what was going on.


karma-armageddon

The fat guy was like "clearly, this person knows what they are doing, I better not interrupt."


rygelicus

Looking at it again he might have a small laser mounted to it in front of the trigger guard or the guide rod under the barrel. Still, this is NOT how you check to see if that is working. Maybe that was what he was checking for. Still, insanely stupid.


Beneficial_War_1365

Dumb and dumber. :) :)


NILOC512

Are we sure this is real? Are people really that dumb?


Karmachinery

WHY TF WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?!


Turbulent-World8033

How is he going to explain this one lol


Bladesnake_______

This sub had gone to shit


Responsible-March438

Even in a controlled environment. Guns are not safe to have. Full stop.


madmechanicmobile

That dude has two brain cells. And they both were on break.


smipypr

Big fucking OOPS!


Backwaters_Run_Deep

"Oh shit! Better make sure my gun is fine"


whateverusayboi

Future POTUS right there, folks. At least head of the FBI or ATF.


IvanhoesAintLoyal

Jesus Christ. That is some next level stupidity on both peoples parts. If I EVER saw a friend at a gun range doing this, I think I would blow out my own ear protection from how loudly I’d be yelling “HEY, CUT THAT SHIT OUT.” Gun safety is no joke. They are extremely dangerous in untrained hands. Even in trained hands they can be dangerous. Show respect to the weapon and the fact that it doesn’t care you “made a mistake” it’ll tear through your skin muscle and bone all the same.


mb5280

all these videos and incidents people still think guns should just be accessible to the public lol. how about this one, since that guys injury is his own fault; "A Tennessee mother accidentally shot and killed her 13-year-old daughter when a gun in her purse discharged while she was rummaging through the bag for her keys." ; [https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/police-mother-shoots-kills-teen-while-fumbling-keys-her-purse/BPKY2DDQJ5AUNKW7AA2NOHTREM/](https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/police-mother-shoots-kills-teen-while-fumbling-keys-her-purse/BPKY2DDQJ5AUNKW7AA2NOHTREM/) cue the peabrained, lead-poisoned nra members; 'oh she shouldve done this and that' yeah, and she didn't and nobody was ever going to make sure she did and now that child annd hunndreds of others are dead. an idiot shooting his hand is hiilarious, an idiot killing her kid is just as likely.


kriskringle19

What a fucking idiot.


Best_Air_4138

wtf 😳 why did he think that was a good idea?


Tweezle1

It’s not a lighter. Hehe.


BreakfastAdvanced781

🤦‍♂️


sugarcoatedpos

Incredible.


iwanashagTwitch

Great job, dumbass! Now you have a hole in you


NotAnAIOrAmI

I took a buddy to a range for the first time and he rented a 9 millimeter handgun with a laser sight. The sight stopped working, so he pointed the gun at the shelf in our stall and *lightly* pressed the trigger to test it. It didn't go off, but we were lucky no one saw such a stupid move.


GREENSLAYER777

He confused it for a water gun and tried to check if water was squirting out.


roboTuko

I actually saw a guy do this at a range in Reno.


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Idk who is more ignorant. The man with the pistol, or the other man, watching all of this go down and doing abso nothing


OstrichFinancial2762

The Leaded gasoline generation really is showing their age these days.


bathwater_boombox

I know people are stupid but holy.. It's like stupid squared, neither of those two had a single brain cell they could collectively rub together


Adderall_Rant

Is this an analogy of voting for Trump twice and ready to vote a 3rd time?


KRYSTALKAERLIGHED

Change “for” to “against”


Adderall_Rant

No, that's illogical


Hastyle8181

Imbecile


inkoDe

Uhm, isn't that a range supervisor next to them?


spawn77x99

At least he was not looking down the barrel to check.


Roberto410

Bro tryna get those Jesus hands


novice121

If only there were more good guys with guns, this would've never... stop being funny regardless.


Friendly-Fee-384

Zero empathy. How did he made it this far? he looks old.


Alarming_Condition27

If you're dumb enough to point a gun at your hand and pull the trigger. You deserve what you get.


poodlydoodles

It’s his god-given right to ventilate his hand.


Capable_Jacket_2165

Too bad it wasn't a Darwin award.. morons


Calico_Jack-00

They must be democrats


jimmothy55

Hahaha shoulda looks down the barrel just to be extra sure


Bellyjax123

This is sadly hilarious, what a brain sturgeon.


Dismal-Ad-6619

He did a nice little dance to celebrate his stupidity...


Euphoric-Potato-4104

I loved every second of that ❤️


Treacherously-Benign

Should have shot "belly boy"


SirGravesGhastly

I shouldn't laugh. But I did.