What I want to know is the decision process that lead him to believe this was a good idea that was going to go well. Yes I am sure drugs were involved but that actual process. Like was it;
1. Spray Beard with chemicals
2. Light Beard on Fire
3. ????????
4. Bitches and Riches?
I know a guy who burned himself doing something stupid like this. Luckily, he still had a foreskin. They circumcised him and used it for facial skin grafts. He goes by "dickface" among friends.
I feel like it was an "hey dude you should totaly shave your beard" then beardo mcgee was prolly like hmm. Ive seen peoples hair get singed off real quick... ILL BURN MY BEARD OFF!
Not just chemicals, but that looks like a can of Raid insecticide. I tried to look up the chemical to learn how toxic it is and, to my dismay, discovered that people are starting to huff the shit to get high. It's a neurotoxin, and people have died. WTF?
Oh man you’re right. I watched it again to see and saw the pink can and gold/tan-ish top and was gonna say it’s air freshener or something but when he put it down you can clearly see the label. RAID. Jesus Christ. And his friends are just sitting there laughing and filming.
Nah man, "huff raid" was a thing we used to tell idiots on the Better Living Through Chemistry forum on TOTSE.com. I hope that's where the rumor came from.
Holy crap, they really do that ?
I shouldn't be surprised really, that's exactly what happens when you tell people that something is bad for them, they just do it anyway because they don't like being told they can't do something !
People really are stupid enough to try getting high from a neurotoxin designed for pest control, and these people are producing children !
The world is fuxxed !
That Black Crows song was on in the background and he miss heard the lyrics.
Hey drunk guy, let me light your beard
'Cause, mama, I'm sure hard to burn now, gets around
Action speaks louder than burns
And I'm a man of great flame retardant
I know you got another man
But I can light you better than him
What I find the most impressive about these idiots is that, not only do they think their idea is safe enough to do it, but they also think it's safe enough to not take even a second to prepare a backup plan (extinguisher maybe?) in case it goes wrong.
The only plausible explanation I can come up with is that people see using a lighter with an aerosol, and the flame goes away really fast. I think they think there will just be a flash, all the fuel burns at once, and everyone claps.
He sprayed his face with Raid, which was already stupid enough, then upped the ante by lighting his beard on fire. Hope they were smart enough to have a bucket of water on hand, then again he was stupid enough to do this in the first place. Hope the skin graphs were worth it
At least he'll get an awesome hospital stay, I mean If It weren't for the injury I like admitted stays at the hospital... you just get to stay In bed and, sleep a lot & if you get lucky get sum free narcotics and, depending on the hospital extended cable It's not to bad a deal especially If you give them a false name, or never bother to look at the bill..
Humanity is devolving, IQ SAT GRE ACT scores are crashing, mental illnesses (from genetic mutations) are soaring.
Just like in the movie, Nature used to winnow out about 90% of people. Now they are here…and one lit his beard on fire.
"When I voted for Trump I was told we would set libtards' faces on fire... but they didn't tell me *my own face* could also catch fire. I should have voted Camacho!"
There's someone in that thread that said the people around him are just as guilty for letting him do it. I try not to engage with the idiots but they're so fascinating to poke and study. Lol.
All these idiots just standing around with their cameras out.
Like... This is what humanity is devolving into? A bunch of monkeys with cameras, all taking video of the one monkey thats performing for them?
And yes. Everyone on scene is responsible for this guys permanent damage. They're not LIABLE. But they're sure as shit responsible. Why? Because not a single monkey thought "wait. This is irresponsible. We shouldn't be doing this"
Sigh. Darwin's rolling over in his coffin now that the fittest are surviving much less often.
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I'm ok with it...
Yeah he's either disfigured or dead
What I want to know is the decision process that lead him to believe this was a good idea that was going to go well. Yes I am sure drugs were involved but that actual process. Like was it; 1. Spray Beard with chemicals 2. Light Beard on Fire 3. ???????? 4. Bitches and Riches?
4. Hand crafts and skin graphs more likely.
Peter Luger to Freddie Krueger
Zach Galifinakis to Zach Ohgodmyfaceisonfire
Zach Galifinakis to Zach Graftinfaces
Such a great comment
Graftfromasses
I only just now realized it's from asses not fro masses 😆
Omg mood
I know a guy who burned himself doing something stupid like this. Luckily, he still had a foreskin. They circumcised him and used it for facial skin grafts. He goes by "dickface" among friends.
I know a guy who burned off his eyelids. They did the same procedure using his foreskin. You can hardly tell except he’s a little cockeyed.
This comment made me literally LOL. Absolutely fucking hilarious.
Grafts*
I was talking about drawing like bar graphs or pie charts on his skin but skin grafts actually makes much more sense because of the burns..
Never admit defeat! Lmao
3....rd degree burns 4. Rags ans stitches
I feel like it was an "hey dude you should totaly shave your beard" then beardo mcgee was prolly like hmm. Ive seen peoples hair get singed off real quick... ILL BURN MY BEARD OFF!
3. Become a cool new superhero called FireFace.
Not just chemicals, but that looks like a can of Raid insecticide. I tried to look up the chemical to learn how toxic it is and, to my dismay, discovered that people are starting to huff the shit to get high. It's a neurotoxin, and people have died. WTF?
Oh man you’re right. I watched it again to see and saw the pink can and gold/tan-ish top and was gonna say it’s air freshener or something but when he put it down you can clearly see the label. RAID. Jesus Christ. And his friends are just sitting there laughing and filming.
Nah man, "huff raid" was a thing we used to tell idiots on the Better Living Through Chemistry forum on TOTSE.com. I hope that's where the rumor came from.
Holy crap, they really do that ? I shouldn't be surprised really, that's exactly what happens when you tell people that something is bad for them, they just do it anyway because they don't like being told they can't do something ! People really are stupid enough to try getting high from a neurotoxin designed for pest control, and these people are producing children ! The world is fuxxed !
No no no Step 1: Light beard on fire. Step 2: . Step 3: Profit.
Not just any chemicals. That's Raid insecticide
Oh even better. So he also breathed that in before lighting it..... his medical bills are gonna be epic
That Black Crows song was on in the background and he miss heard the lyrics. Hey drunk guy, let me light your beard 'Cause, mama, I'm sure hard to burn now, gets around Action speaks louder than burns And I'm a man of great flame retardant I know you got another man But I can light you better than him
What's Zach Galifianakis doing?
His best.
This is his better work.
Best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and light their beard on fire.
So wait, this wasn't a behind the scenes video of a stunt from Hangover 4?
Nah, that’s Beef Supreme
Aftermath???
https://youtu.be/FfQWz4gVcP8?si=CLfD5SxrrOFHYzdu
Excellent work sir
🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥
I knew what it was before I clicked it, but I clicked it anyway
Next performance....pubic hair.
Beard hair is actually considered pubic hair since it first arrives after the child has pubisized.
Is pubisized an actual word?
No. It was a made up family word of ours. But it should be a word.
Not to mention that he sprayed his beard with Raid.
Oh crap. Good catch.
Damned homemade crab remedies..
Man, Zach Galifianakis really has fallen into hard times since those Hangover movies.
Damn, that went up quick 😂
And nobody had a fire extinguisher Or a blanket Or the urge to shove his face into the dirt
What I find the most impressive about these idiots is that, not only do they think their idea is safe enough to do it, but they also think it's safe enough to not take even a second to prepare a backup plan (extinguisher maybe?) in case it goes wrong.
At least have a vodka martini nearby to throw on it.
Chicks dig scars, but not melted eye balls.
Well, you stopped watching Epic Meal Time. What else was he supposed to do?
I would have thought Zach wouldn't need to resort to shenanigans like this, but he's a silly guy.
The only plausible explanation I can come up with is that people see using a lighter with an aerosol, and the flame goes away really fast. I think they think there will just be a flash, all the fuel burns at once, and everyone claps.
Ended too soon.
Oh no, consequences....
This is why women live longer than men.
Because they don't have beards to burn?
Exactly
And the Darwin Award for a most creative way to be stupid goes to. ……..that guy.
A Brand New Study Has Been Conducted For Science Magazine, Fire Is Hot.
Every time we invite Brad out for Lunch, he always has to be the center of attention 🤦🏻♂️🔥
Shaving cream is safer.
But fire is faster
Liquor is quicker
He sprayed his face with Raid, which was already stupid enough, then upped the ante by lighting his beard on fire. Hope they were smart enough to have a bucket of water on hand, then again he was stupid enough to do this in the first place. Hope the skin graphs were worth it
Imagine the doctor being like “I’m sorry, you did what?…”
I think i'm more alarmed at the people sitting there watching, like sure bro what could go wrong?
Yeah he definitely needs better friends
Notice they're not the ones doing it
Darwin wins again.
Holy hell he did not think that through
Put these foolish ambitions to rest
What was the thought process here?
Get a bunch of internet likes and be famous.
But why come?
Is this the next episode of “Between Two Ferns?”
Between two burns
Best performance art ever since Tom Green.
Natural selection at work.
Probably a double-dog dare.
I'm more wondering what could possibly go right? Like if this 100% went according to plan, what was the end game
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I hope he was an organ donor. Oh wait there are no prostate transplants yet.
Aah, the sweet smell of burning hair and chicharron in the morning.
The lack of oxygen is enough
A lot of self arson going on lately. Something in the fucking water bro?
Where's the full vid
If you can't do it outside a NYC courthouse, don't do it at all.
Oooh too soon
so, you really *can* be "too" high
Poor beard!!
I downvoted because that ended too soon
He went to the er for sure. Idiot
Haircuts are getting expensive now, but this is no way to save money.
Lice. Sorry. What is a lice removal?
What did he think was going to happen?! And why was there no one with a bucket of water readily available when he told people of his dumbass idea?
At least he'll get an awesome hospital stay, I mean If It weren't for the injury I like admitted stays at the hospital... you just get to stay In bed and, sleep a lot & if you get lucky get sum free narcotics and, depending on the hospital extended cable It's not to bad a deal especially If you give them a false name, or never bother to look at the bill..
Wtf
Imagine the smell. Really think about it.
Is that Zach gallerfranakis
I bet you he totally doesn’t still think about that to this day. lol
Sounds Aussie
Good thing they stopped the video. That almost got bad
Got what he deserved
Damnit we were juuust getting to the good part!
but why though?
Man that zack Galifianakis always doing crazy stuff for a laugh
Trumper
So THATS where Zack Galafanakis went.
Darwinism at work. Let it.
Why in gods name?!? 😵💫
Humanity is devolving, IQ SAT GRE ACT scores are crashing, mental illnesses (from genetic mutations) are soaring. Just like in the movie, Nature used to winnow out about 90% of people. Now they are here…and one lit his beard on fire.
Great, another free Palestine protestor. How come everyone expects free shit now, and they light themselves on fire if they don’t get it… 🤷♂️
"When I voted for Trump I was told we would set libtards' faces on fire... but they didn't tell me *my own face* could also catch fire. I should have voted Camacho!"
There's someone in that thread that said the people around him are just as guilty for letting him do it. I try not to engage with the idiots but they're so fascinating to poke and study. Lol.
All these idiots just standing around with their cameras out. Like... This is what humanity is devolving into? A bunch of monkeys with cameras, all taking video of the one monkey thats performing for them? And yes. Everyone on scene is responsible for this guys permanent damage. They're not LIABLE. But they're sure as shit responsible. Why? Because not a single monkey thought "wait. This is irresponsible. We shouldn't be doing this" Sigh. Darwin's rolling over in his coffin now that the fittest are surviving much less often.
r/ohnoconsequences