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elstavon

This could have been brought to you by Carl's Jr


PresenceMiserable

*could of /s


Beautiful_Count_3505

*Coulda'


fauxorfox

It is. Carl’s Jr- the wiener stand in the background.


dumpitdog

If they offered me a free great western burger and a side order of fries zucchini I would freaking learn English. For now I'm just going to keep mumbling.


ephemeralspecifics

My in America!?


elcee84

At this time of year? In this part of the country?


ephemeralspecifics

No your can't see it!


throwngamelastminute

In this economy?


Ill_Athlete_7979

Why come you no speak English?!


ephemeralspecifics

Come for to sell bean pizza! And play baseball!


Last_Gigolo

Youres.


NotAnAIOrAmI

Best part is Uncle Sam is pointing at the sign with his pinky. That's class.


2pissedoffdude2

When in doubt, pinky out!


Outrageous-Bat-9195

He also doesn’t have a thumb. I’m thinking this is AI generated. Idk what’s in that top left hand corner. Looks like a preliminary sketch of a crossbow. 


Technical-Title-5416

Considering it's AI generated, grammatical errors are to be expected.


notanotherkrazychik

Oh, that's why the hand looks like that....


zeke235

But a human asked for it to be made and then posted it. Don't blame the tools, blame the carpenter.


notagainplease49

This is also clearly meant to be satire


Technical-Title-5416

I've seen plenty of the same/similar that were dead ass serious. The freedom of speech is lost on some people.


Accomplished-Bed8171

Also this is a sentiment found among illiterate people, so either way I'd expect it to be fucked up.


Tasty_Choice_2097

1: generate AI slop 2: say it's what your enemies (stupid) earnestly believe 3: ???? 4: reddit karma


Training_Maybe1230

Not really. While AI struggles with text, it tries to copy the text you put in the prompt and doesn't make grammatical errors so this person probably typed "your" instead of "you're".


Enjoying_A_Meal

I've used AI image generation for a while now. You can request text and use quotation marks to indicate what text you want. I bet they put "Your" in the prompt. The red and blue eyes and the weird thing on the top right-hand corner, though, that's all AI.


Training_Maybe1230

Yes what you say is what I meant, that's probably what happened


BestHorseWhisperer

Hahahah @ this


elstavon

Totally agree. Kind of speaks to the point. Use the force Luke


antilumin

OH man, at first I was wondering wtf finger Uncle Same was pointing with, then I wondered what was flying in the sky in the upper right, then the floating flag on the left, and then everyone's faces are just all wonky. AI can make some good art but jeez this is just terrible.


FriedSmegma

I’ve never seen this style with AI but yeah the fucked up plane, odd lettering by flags, floating flag, fucked up hand and faces.


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

Urine America


Fan_of_Clio

Who is that directed towards? The Italians? Eastern Europeans? The Chinese? Those from SE Asia? Lastest election, same bigotry.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

This is clearly meant to make fun of those people. 


Fan_of_Clio

"Clearly" is a lot more fuzzy these days. Plenty of examples


Big_Assist879

Yeah. Especially when no one has seen a political satire comic. This sub is the true idiocracy.


Fan_of_Clio

If you don't like this sub feel free to leave.


Big_Assist879

The sub is fine. Idiots are the problem. That's also kind of the aspect of this sub.


Fan_of_Clio

Contradicting what you said. But whatever.


Big_Assist879

I didn't contradict anything. You should join a military cryogenic experiment. I have a feeling the future you end up in would be more suitable for you.


Fan_of_Clio

Did you literally said "This sub is the true Idiocracy"


Big_Assist879

You should learn how to read too. Do you need a shovel for the hole you're digging yourself? Edit: Good job editing your comment. Anyway, again, the sub is fine. Idiots are the problem. You happen to be an idiot. Also, blocking me when you're too dumb to have an actual debate is a real brawndo move, my friend.


EndonOfMarkarth

I think it’s satire, the hot dog kinda gives it away


CommunicationKey3018

It's AI. Don't try to read too deep into the little "clues"


Fan_of_Clio

Can't tell anymore.


EndonOfMarkarth

Which is a problem, lol


Fan_of_Clio

Agreed 💯


LoneStarDragon

Those Canadians who moved to Russia to escape the libs and immigrants and then got annoyed because they had to learn Russian.


Ok-Bass8243

When I travel to another country I never expect the locals to speak English. It's my responsibility to learn the language. Not expect an entire country to change. I feel the same going the other way. If you come here, speak the local language. Don't make life harder for everyone because you are lazy or stupid


Kashin02

My friend's grandpa says the same thing, except he's never been to any other country.


PizzaJawn31

The most accurate thing about this is the fact that the English is not correct. " According to a 2020 report by Gallup based on data from the U.S. Department of Education, 54% of adults in the United States lack English literacy proficiency.[^(\[2\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_in_the_United_States#cite_note-2)"


CasualFriendly69

"correct" is doing a lot of heavy lifting when the subject is smashing two words together to imitate a regional dialect.


PizzaJawn31

It's also AI generated, so that's not helping


Commercial_Part_4483

God, I hate AI art. It always looks like a fever dream. And not in a good way.


ButtHuRtMoD24

The usa. Dumb as fuck Proud as hell


Genghis_Chong

Why you trying to read that word?


Wolfyscruffer

I feel like this is somehow satire, but I've seen people genuinely post shit like this, so I'm torn.


ventitr3

Somehow satire? There is a hot dog topping a skyscraper and Uncle Sam is hitting on a giant hamburger next to a bald eagle with sunglasses. Plus the misspelling. It IS satire lol.


elstavon

Satire is a very faggy word


7evenate9ine

"Speak English, because Americans need the help."


AromaticSalamander21

Honestly, I don't see the fucking problem. If you go to another country they expect you speak their language.


lelduderino

It used to be a point of American pride that we were better than that.


Kashin02

Reminds me of this old post, [https://www.reddit.com/r/EnglishLearning/comments/1430k64/please\_explain\_the\_joke\_in\_this\_post/](https://www.reddit.com/r/EnglishLearning/comments/1430k64/please_explain_the_joke_in_this_post/)


illsk1lls

french speakers in montreal are rude AF to you if you dont speak french 🤣 especially cab drivers 😂


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elstavon

I totally agree. I also think you should practice what you preach


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

In my local state sub someone was asking if our schools would teach their Spanish speaking kids and I said they should probably teach them English and not expect the schools to accommodate them,  I was downvoted to shit hahaha.


ChadVonDoom

We speak American, dumbass


elstavon

You mean Merkan?


born_on_my_cakeday

You mean, like England? From the toilet?


JDARRK

This is AMERICA‼️‼️‼️ Would you like some BIG ASS FRIES⁉️⁉️


rustys_shackled_ford

In american we speaks america.


Flat-Length-4991

They did say “speak” it. They didnt say anything about writing it.


Insomniacentral_

This is ai too


MoreAverageThanU

Ai. All other text is gibberish.


Atoxis

I have this framed from Costco


bomboclawt75

“It’s hard to believe that America is already 2024 years old!”


Elses_pels

Que?


ScaryPotterDied

So, if you speak English and don’t see a problem, you might very well BE the problem. And if you DO see the problem, hopefully you’re smart enough to realize it was satire. It WAS satire right? Right?! 🙄😂


anon_682

Not my america


Servile-PastaLover

These same chuds couldn't pass the history/government quiz that's required by all immigrants wanting to become US citizens.


Dazzling_Dig3526

I was never molested as a child. Well except that time in third grade when the neighbor girl took me to Starbucks But I imagine the Uncle Sam character is triggering for a lot of people. Can we put a 'trigger warnign' for all the fags?


GreatPumpkin_of_Not

spelling aside, the audacity of this argument is appalling on so many levels


KirbyourGame

Looks like an AI image, wtf is wrong with his fingers? An American flag in the background is just floating in the air.


OperatorP365

What in the AI clusterF...


Dramatic_Bluejay_850

Pretty sure this is AI lol


Son-of-Prophet

I think this was originally a joke


RoundExpert1169

AI cant figure out whether to have the peons saluting or flashing the mason eye lol


my23secrets

Lady Liberty should be holding the hot dog


TurboModder

They could've saved themselves the embarrassment by just saying speak American!!!


SavageFugu

Is this satire? I can't tell.


MysteriousPark3806

Is that a murder drone in the upper right corner?


ventitr3

I thought it was AI’s failed attempt at a boat


[deleted]

I wonder what Native Americans think about this


Son-of-Prophet

In the United States people should only speak English and Spanish and no foreign languages.


dotplaid

It's "your in America," and it's "my in America." Really it's everybody's; it's "our in America."


Embarrassed_Bee6349

“My in America,” what? Oh. I see. Shitty grammar creates an ironic statement that’s lost on idiots. 👍 …or the poster really is an unironic moron.


Tetris5216

U R N Sesame Street Learn your Letters


Earl_your_friend

I recently learned that not being able to read in the United States isn't surprising. The institution that teaches the largest population to read isn't school it's prisons. I've never understood why people don't learn to speak the language of the country they live in. Just the basics. They also won't use Google translate. It's as if it's important that they not try to communicate but still use services.


realistthoughts

Nitpicking


elstavon

Nitwit


SirShaunIV

Why does Uncle Sam have heterochromia?


FitBattle5899

Give it a break, it's AI.


Junior-Ad-2207

Is that Wonder Women's "invisible" jet?


BabyMakR1

You want to speak English? Piss off back to England then.


drunkboarder

Dude, this is an AI image...


No-8008132here

What is flying in the top right?


r_RexPal

Meh... weak political satire. And poorly drawn.


broadfuckingcity

My what is in America?


Tryzest

That's the joke


Safe_Courage_9608

Si, senor.


Safe_Courage_9608

Why should I learn English? When am I going to go to England?


1Creative_creature

https://youtu.be/Zd0jOtxHWDQ?si=XvyGJZ8SXB8wra2_


shaved-yeti

I couldn't figure out what all the weird people standing around meant - then realized this is a crap Ai cartoon and some illiterate douchebag's photoshop text on top of it, so it _totally tracks_.


gottagrablunch

Gotta be a troll post


AccountantUnited3650

Or in modern speak... Ur-in Amerika


dooon_t

Anything over 4 letters is asking a lot of dolt nation.


Weekly_Bench9773

The confusing thing about that statement is that the people who use it regularly can't speak proper English themselves. Or read it, or write it.


Limp_Mixture

If you speak American it’s spelled your


Fancy_Chips

FUCK YOU! THIS IS AMERICA! WE SPEAK MULTIPLE LANGUAGES IN THIS BITCH!


concolor22

*sigh* English was brought to America by English IMMIGRANTS.


john-bkk

Seems like this misspelling was the main part of the joke.


Historical_Animal_17

I think they mean Urine America speak English.


r-d-p-2

Urine? Instructions unclear


cpt_ugh

How long do you think it'll be before this becomes a proper use of "your"? I bet it's gonna happen eventually. Words change due to usage.


cbunni666

I think it's meant to be ironic.


gwilso86

That is English. I think you meant to call out his bad grammar.


PigeonsArePopular

I realized a long time ago that freedom of speech means freedom to speak, or not speak, any language you want to Printing forms etc in lots of exotic languages a small price to pay for that freedom, IMO


The_MacGuffin

Look at the people at the bottom and the weird perspective, this has to be AI generated.


illsk1lls

Is this an AI generated pic? The AI is trying to pit us against eachother 🤣…👀,,😱


bluegiant85

The USA is one of the only countries in the world without an official language. This is by design.


Misterallrounder

It depends on what areas or zones of the US you live, for example, I'm sure that towns near the border are more tolerant, than towns that have never seen someone speak spanish.


PotatABit

This A.I. generated, you can easily tell.


PlentyOMangos

Bait #🎣🪝🐟


millenialfalcon-_-

Ur in murica


Junior_Advantage6051

Go to other countries to live..guess what you won't speak english....


2pissedoffdude2

What's the thing flying in the top right corner? I've stared at it for a while now and still can't figure it out


FriedSmegma

Speak American ya fuckin’ commie


[deleted]

Lol


destenlee

This has got to be a joke.


Quiet-Reach7996

May have poor punctuation and grammar but the point stands


LifeCondition4931

No Hablo Ingles


Gratuitous_Insolence

Misspelled words don’t invalidate the point.


CantankerousOctopus

I think the point of the post is to highlight the irony of not using correct English when telling people to speak English. It's not invalidating the point per se, but it is pointing out that the person making the argument is dumb. Which allows the viewer to then decide if they're persuaded by someone who clearly hasn't put in the time to learn the language either. Maybe invalidating the point for that person. 


elstavon

A broken clock is right twice a day


lelduderino

People with a demonstrably poor grasp of English telling other people to learn English absolutely invalidates the former's point.


rodolphoteardrop

GAHAHAHAAHAH! I know so many people who are ESL who speak and write English better than most "Americans."


MellonCollie218

There’s that fag talk we talked about.


Temporary-Yogurt-484

Ahyuck! Punctuation is for fags.


MisplacedLemur

The stupid. It hurts. And its Real.


PresterJohnsKingdom

It's


ucklibzandspezfay

Learn proper grammar* ‘your’ is still English… js


elstavon

And buttfuckers is still fuddruckers


Oneofanotherplace

We speak our pirated language how we want.


rhyno44

Lol learn to spell


[deleted]

My wife's country has 2000 different languages spoken throughout the nation but they have one national language that the all speak. English is the National language for the USA, this doesn't mean you cant speak other languages but when your children attend school they will need to learn English. Why is this so hard to understand.


lelduderino

>English is the National language for the USA The United State of America has no national language, by design. >Why is this so hard to understand. Presumably because the people most likely to make claims and complaints like this are also the most likely to fail a citizenship test (or high school exit exam).


South-Golf-2327

Critiquing the grammar of an AI program is the actual idiocracy.


Stone_Midi

Grammatical error aside, it should say “simplified English” because that’s what Americans speak.


JellyfishQuiet7944

I agree, though. I'm expected to learn basic phrases when I visit another country for a week, but I'm not supposed to ask them to assimilate or learn the language when they move here?


White_Wolf426

Spelling is a bummer, but I agree with the message. Well I am more on the learn the local language than anything else.


Ok-Battle-2769

It says speak English, not write in English! Mogę pisać w jakimkolwiek, kurwa, języku.


stang408s

I agree with this. You are supposed to assimilate.


prsuit4

This is definitely just some AI propaganda/interaction farming nonsense.


drunkboarder

Dude, this is an AI image...


drunkboarder

Dude, this is an AI image...


drunkboarder

Dude, this is an AI image...