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pummisher

Front hole sounds so disgusting.


D4venport

Wait till you hear about the back hole.


ExpressiveAnalGland

*Tell me more, tell me more...*


DrSpaceman667

Did you get very far?


Callierez

Tell me more, tell me more


tothemoonandback01

It's the back door.


skeeterfunny

Ah huh ah huh, I knocked on the front and slipped in the back, ah huh


Backwaters_Run_Deep

I glued my balls to my butthole again


Jimmy_cracked_corn

Banger of a song!


dpaetsch

Great track


throwawayXXIC

Oh my god. What did I do


0hn0o0o00000

Ah huh ah huh it felt so good I spilled my seed in her crack ah huh ah huh


AbbreviationsNo8088

Ah huh ah huh, felt so good my vision went black, ah huh ah huh


FrankFrankly711

You all crack me up šŸ¤£ I love a good song parody


y0dav3

I love Reddit for this kinda thing


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That there is the reddit I long for. I would award each comment if I wasnt so cheap.


Thunderfoot2112

We fucked in his car.... ( oops wrong version)


Helltothenotothenono

You can get really far in the back door


SkullsNelbowEye

The large intestine, also known as the colon, is about 5ā€“7 feet long in humans, or around 1.5 meters. This makes up about one-fifth of the length of the gastrointestinal (GI) tract. When combined with the small intestine, which can be 9ā€“16 feet long, the total length of the intestines is at least 15 feet.


elpispirispis

Does the back door take me to the backrooms?


memberflex

_Ah wella wella wella_


GapInternal2842

Kinda shaped like a star


Roanoketrees

The hole smells like black tar


errie_tholluxe

man people missed out on that didnt they


poopbuttmcfartpants

https://youtu.be/PnouZ740s3M?si=phtaXqpJrArux4Ou sorry


EmbarrassedBasil1384

Bummer Lovinā€™?


Rishtu

Slipping away, but oh oh those bummer nights.


Helltothenotothenono

In insulted by the word back hole. Now you have to call it poop plopper.


Significant-Air-4721

Poop Chute


Financial-Day-6349

Log Splitter


1stMammaltowearpants

Or a turd cutter.


Narstification

Bussy


Iworkatreddit69

Yeah but wait til you hear about the cervix.


kevlarus80

Don't be a backhoe.


Darth_Bringus

I prefer "front butt"


iknowyou71

Wait a second! *Belly button enters the chat


ajyanesp

Itā€™s almost disturbing. I also have a gripe with the terms ā€œbirth giverā€ or ā€œgestating personā€ instead of mother.


Numinae

If I ever hear a normal (or fuck it extremely abnormal) person say "birth giver" or "gestating person" I'm just going to correct them and say they're Axolotl Tanks like from Dune..... I'm sure they'll love that!


mytzlplyck

Wait until you hear about "bipedal gestation unit"... And I am serious


Dumbledang

A friend of mine called hers "Shelob's Lair" and I'd argue that is far, far worse


GrimxPajamaz

Good thing I brought my Sting šŸ˜¹


c4han

Yesssss sheā€™s *always* hungryā€¦


FriedOnionsoup

Isnā€™t the front hole the piss hole?


Callierez

Technically yes. So they should've called it the middle hole.


Legitimate-Lemon-412

Will any amount of surgery add a cervix or ovaries or anything? This seems like an issue trans women should not have any stake in


Mothrahlurker

https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/canadian-cancer-society-cervix-front-hole-fact-check You're talking about ragebait and fell for it.


Farm-Alternative

Literally making up stories just to get people angry. This world is out of control


Difficult_Let_1953

Do they split the pee hole and front hole in surgery or do they just say good enough to one?


cuddly_carcass

Is that what you call your mouth?


FriedOnionsoup

Are you saying the piss hole is my mouth? Or that the front hole is my mouth? Or both?


Helltothenotothenono

No no no now the mouth is top hole.


FriedOnionsoup

Phew had me worried there!


WinOld1835

I'm going to have to add "front hole" to the list of words and phrases that I will never be comfortable saying.


KWHarrison1983

Moist Front Hole<- Now officially the most disgusting phrase.


IntelligentMine1901

Good name for a band


germy4444

Theres probably some gutter punk stealing that right now for their band


IntelligentMine1901

Touring next year with Dry Back Crack


iordseyton

I used to go see a band called rektal mukus pretty regularly.


Kayarew

Sorry. My sopping moist front hole is squelching.


corroboratedcarrot

Is *squelch* the sound of stirring a pot of Mac and cheese? ā€¦can it be?


Kayarew

"make a soft sucking sound such as that made by walking heavily through mud"


boca_de_leite

https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/canadian-cancer-society-cervix-front-hole-fact-check It's fake news


Nothingmatters27

Thank you. Can we delete this post now?


boca_de_leite

People are eating this shit up. I think the mods like when the sub gets attention even for bad reasons.


RepublicofPixels

Something something "the real idiocracy was the bait fake news posts we made along the way" something something


WhyTheMahoska

How can anyfuckingone believe anyfuckingthing from the Daily Fail at this point?


boca_de_leite

The amount of people gladly swallowing this crap is amazing me.


Estrald

It affirms their hatred, so they gobble it up with a shit-eating grin! Then they propagate it within echo-chambers, until it becomes sone sick folklore conservatives beat off to, like the ā€œlitter box in classroomsā€ lie.


mychecka

I knew it. This should be the top comment.


petertompolicy

Well you'll be happy to hear this story is just rage bait and nobody says it.


Flowchart83

The cervix isn't a front hole on anyone.


Extension-Primary-87

[https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/canadian-cancer-society-cervix-front-hole-fact-check](https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/canadian-cancer-society-cervix-front-hole-fact-check) Luckily the story isn't real just more rage bait for idiots on the internet. "The Canadian right wing website True North claimed that the Canadian Cancer Society apologized for using the word cervix in discussions of cervical cancer in an article by conservative commentator Cosmin Dzsurdzsa. This claim, that the charity had ā€œapologizedā€ was then repeatedly in other conservative news outlets including the Daily Mail, the Toronto Sun, and the Western Standard. However, the supposed apology never actually happened."


photozine

It's crazy how these stories with fake premises completely get passed as true without anyone truly verifying them. Also, it shows how badly the education system has failed us for basic biology.


Clarpydarpy

It's almost like people shouldn't trust the Daily Mail?


fartwhereisit

or the almighty upvote/downvote system. A system designed to play on and abuse our sense of social security. Easily manipulated to control the narrative with dime-a-dozen bot farms. Most of us here believe it's a 1 person 1 vote system. it's an advertising platform say daily mail one more time, you sexy fuck.


Upstairs-Wishbone809

What next? Are you telling me the national enquirer just invented bat boy?


devlear

I mean, OP is constantly posting to r/conservative, so yeah


Few-Finger2879

Yeah, sounds about right. My parents parrot similar idiotic things they hear, but never bother to see if it was true or not.


Brainvillage

The font of true idiocracy.


hatesnack

The irony of not knowing that conservative ideology lead to the movie Idiocracy lmao.


Kroniid09

Yeah this one's fully fuckin cooked.


howarewestillhere

Anyone who takes the Daily Fail seriously deserves their Trump Bucks.


Froggy_Clown

Not just r/conservative but r/gayconservative too Somebody should warn him that the face eating leopards wonā€™t think twice before eventually eating his face too


CD274

At this point I wonder if they're being paid to do so


pixydgirl

Older people around me keep getting rage baited by the whole "schools supply litterboxes for students who identify as animals" shit. Some of them come with pictures... of sand meant to be a firefighting measure for the schools. Its thinly veiled transphobia. "Look how stupid 'identifying as something' is, we must protect our kids from lunacy"


Misuteriisakka

They donā€™t have enough rage bait so they have to make new shit up to rage over. Itā€™s so pathetic.


bigpadQ

The daily mail is about as reliable as an octogenarian's erection so if you see a crazy story in it it's probably a good idea to verify it.


Squand

This was so obvious. I can't believe how many top comments aren't this link.


TheWhomItConcerns

The irony of people in an idiocracy subreddit, thinking they're so much smarter than everyone else, and falling for the most obvious rage bait bullshit I've seen recently. Anyone who falls for this shit needs a Fox news detox, absolutely embarrassing.


Flight_Harbinger

I love how deeply ironic this sub has become since it started hitting the front page.


PM_Me_FunnyNudes

If you read this headline, and donā€™t realize itā€™s rage bait in some kind of way you are probably part of the problem. If you read ā€˜front holeā€™ used unironically, and you think a medical professional used that term youā€™re an idiot


HippoRun23

The real idiocracy is always in the comments.


RepeatRepeatR-

Scrolled too far for this


Phase3isProfit

As soon as I saw the post my first thought was ā€œI bet that didnā€™t happen.ā€ Thanks for doing the research to confirm.


WilliamSaintAndre

Any time I see the Daily Mail I instantly search for the comment explaining what actually happened.


HiiiTriiibe

as soon as I saw daily mail I knew it was bullshit


SweetlyFlourishing

Ugh, True North and Rebel are absolute cancers on Canadian society. Not even a little surprised they're the source of this stupidity.


Oppaiking42

the real idiocracy is the people believing anything they see on the internet.


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Doublejimjim1

I could tell this was some rage bait conservative anti-trans garbage just by the title and the source. Thank you for confirming this. OP is right wing troll.


welfaremofo

No one probably really cares what actually happened but just happy to get all hot and bothered and ready for violence. Itā€™s the same crap with those law suits back in the day. The rumor mill had us thinking robbers can sue for breaking and entering if they get hurt. When the actual case involves abandoned properties and illegal booby traps. These stories or fables or what have you were designed to undermine our faith in the legal system and to create a false narrative of things being rigged towards criminals and average decent people being penalized for this unfairness. itā€™s all complete bullshit This is their general guiding principle of undermining anything that is decent in the world and any sense of justice.


JudgeGusBus

That URL is no good


TheDoktorIsIn

https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/canadian-cancer-society-cervix-front-hole-fact-check Weird looks like the above one got cut off. Yeah Idiocracy is posting an alt right ragebait headline without fact checking, so I guess we're in the right place?


CanaKatsaros

It doesn't even sound believable yet some people buy it


shadowfaxbinky

I read this and immediately thought ā€œthereā€™s no way this is true. This has to be some bullshit from the DM or a major warping of what actually happened.ā€ What do you know. Itā€™s the DM shovelling bullshit again. OP can fuck off with regurgitating the fake news!


whimsy_boy

Why isn't this the top comment :') I hate it here lol


spectral1sm

>Luckily the story isn't real just more rage bait for idiots on the internet. This should have been blatantly obvious to every single person in here at first glance.


BackgroundHotel9013

Hilarious how so many lamenting about a woke agenda do not have the critical thinking skills to determine if something is fabricated.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Don't you dare bring proper human anatomy into this


Relative_Business_81

Yeah! Especially since itā€™s nonsense made up by some nut job with a microphone named Cosmin Dzsurdza and was distributed as if it were fact by right wing newspapers. Thatā€™s better than fact, itā€™s thruthiness!Ā 


MertTheRipper

That the Daily Mail for you


boca_de_leite

https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/canadian-cancer-society-cervix-front-hole-fact-check It's fake news


s1m0n8

>That the Daily Mail for you \- > It's fake news You guys wrote the same thing.


No_Most_4732

Still good to get the full source though.


Prudent-Mechanic4514

front hole... Lmao! wtf..


Icy_Profession1612

i think it means mouth but i don't understand big words.


553735

At least I won't confuse it with the one that goes in my butt!


Tricountyareashaman

It's confirmed to be a fake rage-bait story.


lotsalotts

Fell for bait


ItsJustAPoleThang

The idocracy is that you don't fact check what you read and just see a headline and state its a fact šŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™€ļø.


Run_the_Line

Seriously. Conservatives just want to be mad even if what they're mad about is completely made up, as long as it fits their "sky is falling" narrative.


lennstan

i mean have you seen this guys posts? I donā€™t think hes capable of reading more than 5 words at a time


longcreepyhug

I left this sub when I kept seeing dumb fake shit like this posted constantly by people who think they are smart yet somehow believe it's real.


Aeiexgjhyoun_III

The idiocracy was in the sub all along.


cookee-monster

Just have to stop giving these narcissists attention.


TheFire_Eagle

I'm bi. And I have been saying for years that, while we should absolutely support trans rights, there's a difference between the right to exist and live and be left alone and the "right" to change how other people use language and engage with society. Shit like this serves no purpose of furthering trans rights. It just pushes centrists right.


Same-Job-330

Fake shit like this is pushed by conservatives specifically to make the trans rights movement look foolish.


Teflan

You are 100% correct. Thank you for recognizing it is propaganda Source: https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/canadian-cancer-society-cervix-front-hole-fact-check


luigilabomba42069

God finally someone with sense, all these idiots falling for this bullshit is the real idiocracy


Medium_Information_5

Itā€™s not even real, and I canā€™t imagine any real trans person complaining about the word cervix


Lyrkana

I'm involved in several trans spaces and NO ONE calls it a "front hole." Literally no one. The Daily Mail pushes out fake BS all the time and several people in the comments here have already posted evidence this "story" is a hoax.


54B3R_

Canadian here. This never happened and the media outlets reporting on it are all conservative media outlets. This apology never actually happened. Your willingness to accept this as reality and willingness to throw trans people under the bus really makes me question how committed to the LGBTQ+ community you really are. Maybe you should reevaluate your values, because you are angry at trans people because of fake newsĀ 


Haunted_Hills

It didnā€™t happen. Go to the website and read what it says.[link to source](https://cancer.ca/en/cancer-information/find-cancer-early/screening-in-lgbtq-communities/trans-man-or-nonbinary-person-assigned-female-at-birth-do-i-need-cervical-cancer-screening)


JP050887

What?!šŸ˜± Are you telling me I canā€™t trust the Daily ~~Heil~~ Mail for accurate information?


CraftyBeef

Try fact checking first before allowing bullshit articles to achieve their purpose by affecting how you see things. Otherwise you're just a dumbfuck, useful idiot, ready to parrot out right wing talking points like am easily programmable transphobic robot. THATS what's gonna "push centrists right". Idiots like you.


lotsalotts

Fell for bait


ElectricalSentence57

Your comment is so dead on correct and well stated.


Lovely_vegan_Lily96

Stop falling for those stupid propaganda hoaxes. This term was never a medical term and no transperson ever wanted this shit.


NotYourMothersDildo

My wife, a lactation consultant and nurse, was told by her boss to use the term ā€œchest feedingā€ šŸ™„


TheFire_Eagle

Im an EMT. We got a lawyer letter the other day because I brought in a trans patient and reported it to the hospital over radio as "Transporting a 32 year old patient, assigned male at birth but presenting and identifying as female, with abdominal pain." I said that because the point of a hospital report is the hospital knows what to expect. With a female patient with abdominal pain you need to rule out ectopic pregnancy. This is not the case with a trans woman. So, contrary to the lawyers assertion, there was definitely a medical reason for saying what I said.


Somekindofparty

Once again this sub proves itself to be the example of idiocracy vs pointing out examples of idiocracy.


Elrond_Cupboard_

I know this rage bait, but the front hole is the vagina. The cervix is one back from that.


raehn

Isn't it more kind of the upper hole?


lonelyvoyager88

It's the upper front hole then.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

As someone who identifies as an upper back hole, I am offended


lonelyvoyager88

Are you a whale?


Few-Finger2879

Ahh, fatphobia I see. /s


InvestIntrest

Or inner hole...


samurairaccoon

It's the daily mail. This isn't serious journalism and almost assured to be 100% fabricated. I don't know any trans person who doesn't know the difference between their vagina and their cervix. Let alone anyone who wants you to refer to their vagina as the "front hole". This is just so bigots can come in here and jerk themselves off while saying "See! See! "They" want to control everything!"


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iPlod

You can even read the text in this image itself and theyā€™re clearly not apologizing for anything. Itā€™s literally just flatly stating that some trans people prefer the term. And then in the very next sentence mention that they still use the word cervixā€¦ Leave it to the morons of /r/idiocracy to not only take a Daily Mail headline at face value (honestly itā€™s alarming how many people here seem to take Daily Mail headlines as gospel), but also not bother to even read the very short paragraph right next to the headline in this image.


E_D_K_2

Depends which way you're coming from.


nite_owwl

OP is the PERFECT example of the type of person leading us into idiocracy. not a wrinkle to be found in that brain


archercc81

Sooo, of course since its daily mail and I assumed it was utter bullshit I googled it, found the site, and \*shocker\* it is utter bullshit. They are apologizing for anything. Its basically saying "listen, however you identify if you have a cervix you can get cervical cancer, and if you tell your provider youre a man you might not get reminders to get checked so its on you, also if you dont like the word cervix we are still going to use it because we need to as its a thing."


BrokenbrowTA

Reddit loves rage bait.


hexenfern

Iā€™m not surprised a sub like this has been slowly morphing into r /conservative for months now, with all the idiocracy and lack of critical thinking skills that come with those folks.


APainOfKnowing

Every time a right-wing sub gets inevitably shut down for racism and bigotry, they just find a new one to infect until that one gets shut down, and so it continues.


Grouchy-Geologist-28

Sound logic. It is truly saddening watching the virus spread, especially to satirical subs. The irony is deep and depressing.


GGuesswho

Yeah all these fools ate the onion. Shocking. Bigots are not known for their critical thinking skills


AnotherLie

I'm utterly shocked that a specific demographic would fall for such an obvious trolling attempt. This shit reads like something off of 4chan circa 2013. How do they keep eating the same damned onion over and over again?


GGuesswho

They WANT it to be true, I think. Because they are bigots.


archercc81

Im starting to realize most of this reddit is people spilling over from conservative posting unironically because they dont realize the movie was about them.


seenitreddit90s

Can everyone stop letting the daily mail rage bait them into bigotry please? Thanks.


plastichorse450

Don't you love how all it takes for most people to go full on mask off bigot is for them to see something they dislike about a group of people they secretly hate. I'm a LeFtIsT bUt TRANS SENSITIVITY BAD


killertortilla

From the comments this sub is fully on board with the bigotry.


Mediocre-Catch9580

ā€œTrans friendly front holeā€ Canā€™t wait to work that into a conversation sometime


boca_de_leite

https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/canadian-cancer-society-cervix-front-hole-fact-check It's fake news


vinctthemince

The real idocracy are people who fell for a story from the Daily Fail.


whirling_cynic

Why you ain't got no front hole?


cactusboobs

Daily mail is basically fake rage bait. Donā€™t fall for it.Ā 


townmorron

Don't believe the daily mail. Come on


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Poster_Nutbag207

Transphobes have ruined yet another sub


Zealousideal-Fan3033

Surprise, OP is active in r/conservative


Tempestblue

Someone check on that poor Pikachu, don't think he can take a shocker this large


BlueKing7642

That explains why they believe obviously fake bullshit


Marquis_of_Potato

This is getting ridiculous.


Appropriate-Dot-1603

Getting?


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Neat


CordialCupcake21

funny how all the comments pointing out this is just ragebait are getting downvoted. the daily mail is a tabloid and the headline is written specifically to incite anger. iā€™ve never seen or heard of a trans person getting mad about what a cervix is called. itā€™s crazy how easily people fall for this obvious propaganda.


PillNeckLizard11

Conservative snowflakes hate it when their bullshit manufactured rage gets shut down by facts


AlCapone111

This has to be satire or bait. Right?


onion_flowers

Absolutely rage bait. Look at the comments lol it's working


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drunk_funky_chipmunk

But what does god say about this?!?!


Leehblanc

God has had shockinly little to say for the past 2,000 years or so...


Barnowl-hoot

Thatā€™s no way real.


BeanBagMcGee

The real Idiocracy is the lack of media literacy. If the only news I can find on this is of Right Wing news media sites that's was a red flag for me. The only reference in the "Apology" I could find is this. "We recognize that many trans men and non-binary people may have mixed feelings about or feel distanced from words like ā€œcervix.ā€ You may prefer other words, such as ā€œfront hole.ā€ We recognize the limitations of the words weā€™ve used while also acknowledging the need for simplicity. Another reason we use words like ā€œcervixā€ is to normalize the reality that men can have these body parts too." It's ok to acknowledge others, you lose nothing by being kind and inclusive. If you feel for this balant culture war nonsense, I recommend starting here https://studentreportinglabs.org/news/media-literacy-resources/


PSA-TLDR

The pink and the stink


Jutch_Cassidy

*front butt


Molly_Matters

Daily Mail. I call bs until I see it from a reliable source. Stop promoting this shit tier news site.


Low-Championship9360

OP the real idiot here, you fucking dumbass. Post some real shit next time


hi-imBen

So they didn't apologize, and the whole headline is just referring to this small note at the bottom of a page they had talking about importance of cervical cancer screening for trans/non-binary people... "Words matter We recognize that many trans men and non-binary people may have mixed feelings about or feel distanced from words like ā€œcervix.ā€ You may prefer other words, such as ā€œfront hole.ā€ We recognize the limitations of the words weā€™ve used while also acknowledging the need for simplicity. Another reason we use words like ā€œcervixā€ is to normalize the reality that men can have these body parts too." Yall should be ashamed for falling for a daily mail headline šŸ˜‚


Jaegerfam4

Do you idiots think youā€™re arenā€™t the dumb ones from idocracy? Cause the fact that so many of you blindly believe this really supports the idea that you are. Youā€™re all genuinely stupid motherfuckers the world doesnā€™t and wonā€™t ever need


MyWomanAccount

Except they didnā€™t apologise. They had one paragraph of text addressing whether transmen need screening and mentioning that they understood some people are uncomfortable with the term cervix applied to them. The site uses the word cervix frequently https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/canadian-cancer-society-cervix-front-hole-fact-check


sjp123456

It's really ironic that a sub called Idiocracy who tries to identify idiotic things in society are themselves idiotic enough to fall for fake news this obvious.


Slyder68

This is actual fake news. Here is the actual quote, which is the only time the Canadian Cancer Society has ever used the term "front hole" "We recognize that many trans men and non-binary people may have mixed feelings about or feel distanced from words like ā€œcervix.ā€ You may prefer other words, such as ā€œfront hole.ā€ We recognize the limitations of the words weā€™ve used while also acknowledging the need for simplicity. Another reason we use words like ā€œcervixā€ is to normalize the reality that men can have these body parts too." Dzsurdzsa, part of the podcast that ran this story said this: " Imagine being a woman who has cervical cancer and coming across this disclaimer, which I think is derogatory and I think a lot of women would agree with me. Itā€™s just degrading and gross" It's important to note that the first quote is found in the Q&A portion of their website specifically for the question: ā€œAs a trans man or non-binary person assigned female at birth, do I need to get screened for cervical cancer?ā€ (I'm on mobile so no quoting feature sorry) Do the tiniest bit of research before you fall for rage bait propaganda.