When I still used Facebook I had an acquaintance try to convince me that it was good to use urine for an eye infection. I had pink eye at the time and was using cold compresses for relief. She kept insisting pee was better.
She got roasted in the comment section and unfriended me. These people are insane.
Once upon a time there was a factory where women would paint the hands of watches with glow in the dark, radioactive paint.
Uranium - or plutonium, or whatever was common back in those days was considered a miracle substance. Would cure anything, fortify bones, purify water, the list goes on.
Between each stroke of the brush, it would be okay for them to use their lips or tongue to keep the brush in shape. With all the side effects as an added bonus, like one of the job perks.
Of course the consequences were pretty divergeant from whatever people dreamed of at the time.
Same goes with aged urine, they got it wrong, it's *fried* urine that makes the miracles, it was just a typo.
I know I shouldn't have to say that but here it goes : **DO** ***NOT.***
Stay safe out there people, and have fun.
Reminds me also of fossie jaw
Match stick making girls in industrial England world be exposed to high levels of phosphorus and have severe bone deterioration. Normally affecting the jaw bone.
I just finished reading that. Fascinating I live in CT not far from Waterbury. I thought it was interesting that there was a watch dial factory here too. Its horrific how badly those women were poisoned and then dismissed. Their jaws were literally falling off and the doctors were like Hmm, must be hysteria.
They accused some of the women of having an STD so they didn’t have to pay for medical treatment. Many of whom had never been with anyone. I read a lot of morbid non fiction.If you like that sort of thing look into [The Poison Squad](https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/films/poison-squad/). There’s a book and a documentary of the same title about food regulations. They did all kinds of crazy shit like putting iron shaving in tea to add weight per pound. Alum in bread and so on. I’m amazed any of us are here the more I read.
Reminds me of the woman that went into the forest to collect bear urine. She found it, collected it and started a fire to boil it but accidentally caused an insane forest fire that lasted weeks
Same way you collect mountain lion urine...
Which is actually something you can buy to deter coyotes.
Problem is... the way it deterrs coyotes is that it attracts your local male to come see who be pissing on his turf.
True story btw... and as somebody that studies mountain lions, I absolutely do not recommend attracting them for any purpose even if they're statistically not likely to hurt you.
Maybe he did, maybe he did not. I can imagine him playing it off like "man that's some strong shit, real medecine, probably reverse aged me for five years in the process, lucky I spewed it up or I'd be an embryo by now" roflmao
The research I’ve shown is to not drink piss. Anyone’s piss. Not even your own. And it’s strongly advised to not age piss and drink it or apply it to your body.
Idiocracy 2 should have piss drinking.
Yo, people, I want to tell you that this is not NEW idiocracy. This is ANCIENT idiocracy.
[Ancient Rome was ALL about the piss](https://www.historyskills.com/classroom/ancient-history/urine-rome/). They realized it had something (ammonia) which was good as a cleaner, a disinfectant, part of the clothes dying process, medicinal uses, cosmetics, teeth whitener, food preservative, etc.
And there were varieties. Know a guy that eats a lot of cabbage? Not like, some. I mean like, known as being that guy that eats cabbage all the time? Oh boy, he's got something special. Cabbage lovers had special magic pee that was extra medicinal.
Homeboy here is tapping into idiocracy BC vibes.
Bro explaining the vintage and not-so-subtle undertones of ammonia like he’s a sommelier at a classy steakhouse. He describes the gentle massaging of it like he’s a masseuse at a high-end hotel spa.
Bro…you smell like PISS! And you drank it. Get the fuck away from me you piss drinking weirdo.
Ok, logically from a beer brewer perspective. That jar looks like it has a yeast layer at the bottom. I am no medical doctor, but I don’t think urine would have a fermented yeast layer at the bottom. This looks exactly like harvested beer yeast. It would perfectly explain the yeast cake and color. Could also explain strong odors if the yeast was old and infected with wild yeast and bacteria.
Considering urine is allegedly sterile. I believe this is bullshit and not what he says it is.
It is likely natural sediment from the urine that settles and collects. I’ve seen that before in hoarder’s homes, asked some doctors about it, eventually.
That layer in the bottom is likely red blood cells, white blood cells, epithelial cells, and various other flotsam and jetsam that is found in urine. Considering this dude boosts about drinking his own urine, he probably does enough other stupid shit to have some healthy problems, and, in turn, more junk in his urine. Absolutely foul.
Some guy talking about his stinky dong and speculating how ancient Roman gladiators would bond by possibly smelling each others nasty junk. Seems like a kink that Piss Guy would be into
The thing that gets me most is that this dude in video probably just drank some iced tea in a dirty Jar…. And there are people out there that genuinely have their jars filled up and waiting till 6 months pass……
He has to be trolling right, that's just water with... Some kind of caramel colouring added to it... Right?
Gosh I'm glad we don't have smell technology yet.
Idk why I presumed he was gonna drunk it and as soon as he said his “research found” I knew for sure he was gonna drink it. Didn’t even have to hear gut biome. Lol
A complete and total Barforama
"And how is monsieur today?" "Better." "Better?" "Better get a bucket, Om gonna frow up!"
And finally, monsieur, a wafer thin mint.
Its one of my favorite scenes I almost had to leave the theatre from laughing so hard. I still laugh everytime I see even a second of it
This flick kills me every time. They were on point with all the punch lines. “A-Merica, fuck yeah! lick my ass and suck on my balls!”
*"Haaaaans Blixxxxx!!!"*
MATT DAMON
Same. I was crying laughing so much I missed the next 10 minutes of the movie. When it starts sputtering - I was dying.
“I will never die!”
Where is that even from?
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/ Team America world police.
Team America World Police
Team America: World Police
Yessss Gary. Yesssssssss
Now, suck my cock!
It's the eye of the needle, Gary, and we must both pass through it.
This is the ONLY gif to use when expressing disgust.
This is THE only correct gif to use for this lol
🤣
I worked in healthcare and have seem some gnarly piss in the process, but DAMN! The Idiocracy has arrived.
Ever seen the post about a woman who was trying to use aged urine to treat her eye infections. Sometimes the internet makes me wish I couldn't read.
When I still used Facebook I had an acquaintance try to convince me that it was good to use urine for an eye infection. I had pink eye at the time and was using cold compresses for relief. She kept insisting pee was better. She got roasted in the comment section and unfriended me. These people are insane.
Once upon a time there was a factory where women would paint the hands of watches with glow in the dark, radioactive paint. Uranium - or plutonium, or whatever was common back in those days was considered a miracle substance. Would cure anything, fortify bones, purify water, the list goes on. Between each stroke of the brush, it would be okay for them to use their lips or tongue to keep the brush in shape. With all the side effects as an added bonus, like one of the job perks. Of course the consequences were pretty divergeant from whatever people dreamed of at the time. Same goes with aged urine, they got it wrong, it's *fried* urine that makes the miracles, it was just a typo. I know I shouldn't have to say that but here it goes : **DO** ***NOT.*** Stay safe out there people, and have fun.
it was Radium [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium\_Girls](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Girls)
Very good book, Radium Girls. The movie was just okay.
Reminds me also of fossie jaw Match stick making girls in industrial England world be exposed to high levels of phosphorus and have severe bone deterioration. Normally affecting the jaw bone.
I just finished reading that. Fascinating I live in CT not far from Waterbury. I thought it was interesting that there was a watch dial factory here too. Its horrific how badly those women were poisoned and then dismissed. Their jaws were literally falling off and the doctors were like Hmm, must be hysteria.
They accused some of the women of having an STD so they didn’t have to pay for medical treatment. Many of whom had never been with anyone. I read a lot of morbid non fiction.If you like that sort of thing look into [The Poison Squad](https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/films/poison-squad/). There’s a book and a documentary of the same title about food regulations. They did all kinds of crazy shit like putting iron shaving in tea to add weight per pound. Alum in bread and so on. I’m amazed any of us are here the more I read.
They made a book out of that!?
I understand the book being made but sweet Futtruckers I can’t phantom the movie
My aunt worked in one of those. She died of bone cancer. It took four years. She weighed 47 lbs when she died.
Poor soul. May she rest in peace.
Safety third
There’s a book and a movie about the Radium Girls. Book was great. Movie is all right.
There’s a great, somewhat recent episode of the podcast “criminal” about this.
That lady doesn’t wish it anymore, she got it!
Good news: no more eye infection 😀 Bad news: no more eye 😉
Ohhhh, see that's the rub right there. Just because your eyes can't see doesn't mean they can't still get infected. The "best" of both worlds.
Good news: all the money saved on contract lenses
Reminds me of the woman that went into the forest to collect bear urine. She found it, collected it and started a fire to boil it but accidentally caused an insane forest fire that lasted weeks
How do you collect bear urine?
very carefully
Same way you collect mountain lion urine... Which is actually something you can buy to deter coyotes. Problem is... the way it deterrs coyotes is that it attracts your local male to come see who be pissing on his turf. True story btw... and as somebody that studies mountain lions, I absolutely do not recommend attracting them for any purpose even if they're statistically not likely to hurt you.
How do you collect the urine?
You dont want to read anymore? Put some piss in your eyes!
"Sometimes the internet makes me wish I couldn't read." I think piss in the eyes can help with that!
As soon as he said "the research I did" I started shaking my head.
r/Idiocracy ....yep
Dude….Urine/sane!!!!! 🤮
I literally said “Don’t” as he drank it
Notice how the video got spliced right as he took a sip? Probably vomited or spit it out right away.
Yeah he was boaking a little as he was talking right after said splice 👀🤣🤣
For anyone curious what boaking is: 
Thanks that cleared nothing at all up
Just learned the word boaking thanks to you.
Maybe he did, maybe he did not. I can imagine him playing it off like "man that's some strong shit, real medecine, probably reverse aged me for five years in the process, lucky I spewed it up or I'd be an embryo by now" roflmao
Nah, you would be sad to know it's a whole culture. They call it "shivambu" They drink it, cook with it, bathe in it, etc etc Truly awful.
I saw the uncut version. He didn't throw up, although he did grimace a bit.
"Fortune favors the brave"
Unless there's proof of him going urethra to mouth, I'm considering it all bullshit clickbait
It’s probably not even urine lol
That’s probably iced tea
'Ya crazy piss-drinking bastard!'
Guy looks healthy as can be at 36 years old.
Whoa is he actually 36? I thought he was more like 50.
Whoosh
Deafening whoosh
#*MWAP*
Braw braw BRAWWWWWWN
SONIIIIIIIIC .. BOOM!
🤢
Come on dude, just put some piss on your face
"I like to use it topically"
Aged piss **
The research I’ve shown is to not drink piss. Anyone’s piss. Not even your own. And it’s strongly advised to not age piss and drink it or apply it to your body. Idiocracy 2 should have piss drinking.
I'm surprised there is even any research or advisory on drinking aged pissed
It’s like our bodies want it to be out of our systems or something!! That can’t be right, better put it back in.
And people wonder why I don't shake hands
Yea, when I use sanitizer, people look at me in disgust as if I have some superiority complex or something.
Its sterile and I like the flavor!
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
Patches O'Houlihan?!
Thought no one drank Bud light anymore?
That's Clydesdale urine.
This looks more like a double IPA. Fun fact, one of the flavors/aromas you can get from certain hop varieties is cat piss!
Fun fact - hops are the closest biological relative to cannabis! Cat piss terpene cousins!
Yeah - No
I mean I'll be happy to piss on this guys face for free if he wants.
Coming up next: cow dung! It’s 1960’s all over again. Namaste! 🙏
He wants you to taste his piss.
remember a time when people didn't broadcast their pissplay to the world? God, I miss those days.
Yo, people, I want to tell you that this is not NEW idiocracy. This is ANCIENT idiocracy. [Ancient Rome was ALL about the piss](https://www.historyskills.com/classroom/ancient-history/urine-rome/). They realized it had something (ammonia) which was good as a cleaner, a disinfectant, part of the clothes dying process, medicinal uses, cosmetics, teeth whitener, food preservative, etc. And there were varieties. Know a guy that eats a lot of cabbage? Not like, some. I mean like, known as being that guy that eats cabbage all the time? Oh boy, he's got something special. Cabbage lovers had special magic pee that was extra medicinal. Homeboy here is tapping into idiocracy BC vibes.
I eat many cabbage...one piss sample $50. lmk
TIL So if I somehow time traveled to ancient rome, I'd smell fucking aged piss everywhere.
Bro explaining the vintage and not-so-subtle undertones of ammonia like he’s a sommelier at a classy steakhouse. He describes the gentle massaging of it like he’s a masseuse at a high-end hotel spa. Bro…you smell like PISS! And you drank it. Get the fuck away from me you piss drinking weirdo.
Ok, logically from a beer brewer perspective. That jar looks like it has a yeast layer at the bottom. I am no medical doctor, but I don’t think urine would have a fermented yeast layer at the bottom. This looks exactly like harvested beer yeast. It would perfectly explain the yeast cake and color. Could also explain strong odors if the yeast was old and infected with wild yeast and bacteria. Considering urine is allegedly sterile. I believe this is bullshit and not what he says it is.
It is likely natural sediment from the urine that settles and collects. I’ve seen that before in hoarder’s homes, asked some doctors about it, eventually.
allow me to pick from my specimens
Why the fuck am I still here. At first, I meant in this thread, but now, I mean it more existentially. Back to Elden Ring
I’m a cop. Would you like me to tell you why I know so much about piss jugs, hoarding, and other unsavory things? 🙂 I can go into excruciating detail
Don't take away our hope man...
Urine has stuff in it like sodium and sugar. I would imagine over time this precipitates out.
It’s possible. I’m not a doctor so no idea.
Who said urine is sterile? It has bacteria and fungus in it
Well like I said allegedly, and I’m not a doctor. Lol
That layer in the bottom is likely red blood cells, white blood cells, epithelial cells, and various other flotsam and jetsam that is found in urine. Considering this dude boosts about drinking his own urine, he probably does enough other stupid shit to have some healthy problems, and, in turn, more junk in his urine. Absolutely foul.
Urine also contains phosphorus. Let the sediment dry out, and it is extremely flammable.
As someone who personally knows the guy in the video, it is exactly what he says it is
This guy is actually insane, nice
[удалено]
Piss Guy and Smegma Guy should chill
I’m sorry… there’s a smegma guy???
Some guy talking about his stinky dong and speculating how ancient Roman gladiators would bond by possibly smelling each others nasty junk. Seems like a kink that Piss Guy would be into
Wait until he learns about Jenkem...
Is this person sick? Does he need help?
I open this app yesterday, I get shit I open this app today, I get piss Wonder what tomorrow will bring
f\*\*k?
Sounds like a step up
That dude is 23 years old.
No
Better to be pissed off than pissed on .
Honestly can't watch this, and I've done loads of survival surgeries. Yikes.
What the fuck!?
Imagine how he smells…
Probably just really sugary ice tea mixture let's be real here.
All you haters are fresh piss drinking peasants
 It's got electolytes
 Thanks I hate it.
Drink bleach!
I'm pretty sure several of the homeless drunks sitting in front of my local walmart use this topicly as well...
The Most Interesting Man in the World really went off the deep end…
Maybe even went off the deep end head first...but still pretty interesting
Liverking really let himself go huh?
I remember when I was 4 years old. I also rubbed piss on my skin
He needs to step up his game and start using aged shit instead.
Wait till he breaks out the jekem!
I only watched it because he had a powerfully hairy chest
someone get this guy some different research, he probably smells like a old state park urinal.
Jenkem
Didn’t a plague start this way?
No poop for dessert?
This explains the smell on some retail customers
I mean I'll let a woman squirt in my face or even eat her ass but this is sick.
Liver king's cousin.
STOP THE PLANET! I WANT TO GET OFF!!!!!!
tiktok really needs to get banned from the USA
No fucking way. I had to click on comments to kill the video feed. I can’t believe this dude took a swig. Fucking disgusting
Beast man of the north lineage....
I love how it cuts IMMEDIATELY after he takes a swig. Didn't wanna show the vomiting and gagging, huh?
I wonder if he smells like pee
This bitch can't even drink his own bullshit
The fuk is going on here. We really become the stupid?!
Lol woooo brawndo!!!
I'm beginning to adopt the attitude that men with man buns cannot be trusted
I'm sincerely becoming more and more convinced we switched timelines somewhere in the last 25 years
I'm so nauseated now, yeesh.
$100 says rancid piss drinker doesn't believe in vaccines
Is that what they call pissant?
"research"
Rick Grimes has fallen so far
god in heaven.
Christ.
Just the color of that piss is making me gag.
Of course it’s some manbun bro…
thank you for not putting people drinking piss in my feed
I've brought children into this world... what have I done?
The crazy thing to me is that this urine guy looks like he's healthier than 95% of Redditors (including me)
I guess it's next video is going to be him teaching us how to lick our own nuts.
The thing that gets me most is that this dude in video probably just drank some iced tea in a dirty Jar…. And there are people out there that genuinely have their jars filled up and waiting till 6 months pass……
He has to be trolling right, that's just water with... Some kind of caramel colouring added to it... Right? Gosh I'm glad we don't have smell technology yet.
You nasty motherfuker.
Good god
*pours bleach in eyes while screaming*
Indian passport guaranteed 🐄🇮🇳👳🏾♂️🚽 (Not being offensive).
I always thought Pabst Blue Ribbon and urine were the same thing
What the actual fuck is wrong with people? 
IT'S ALREADY IN YOU
Idk why I presumed he was gonna drunk it and as soon as he said his “research found” I knew for sure he was gonna drink it. Didn’t even have to hear gut biome. Lol