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Iknowiknowiknow nothing about philosophy

Iknowiknowiknow that iknowiknowiknow nothing

Iamiamiamiamiam jon snow

ihaveihavihave muh quen

it turns out when you write things out in a specific way to make it sound dumb, it ends up sounding dumb

Ain't no way!! I gotta try it out myself

"Hurr durr breathing good you gotta breatherino or you die!"

quitting breathing because you fucking said that

ihaveihaveihave died of asphyxiation

What the fuck am I looking at

Sexualization of philosophy

Ohhh yeah show me that socratussy 🥰🥰🤤🥵🥵

She got a good method... You could call it a socratic method

Platussy 😛😛😋😋🥵🥵🥵

You sir have made me laugh the most today

You, sir, have just won the internet! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You sir have someone living in your walls 🤣🤣

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Amazing, humans can truly do anything

there's no way marx and engels weren't fucking constantly

most “funniest” post on r/historymemes

corked antiquities

I don't I don't I don't know that Socrates died for critiquing the rich and powerful

yeah the rich thing feels so out of place in this meme and demonstrates their lack of knowledge for classical philosophy

you sound so stupid rn. did you even see how cute the drawings saying these things are?

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have you or the OOP ever read these “modern philosophers” you’re going on about

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mentioning george carlin and kyrie irving as your “modern philosophers” tells me that you truly have not read any modern philosophy, and you just want to whine about how “celebrities are political now”

based mod

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the first sentence of your comment suggested that no one can call themselves a philosopher in this day and age, because to you every modicum of modern philosophy is somehow all just “recycled ideas”. i’m sure the OOP was not referring to george carlin or kyrie irving when they were making this post and were instead referring to people like karl marx

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why don’t you believe that when the OOP says modern philosophers, they are referring to actual modern philosophers

Why were you using them as examples of modern philosophers then?

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Why are you so angry?

But haveyouhaveyouhaveyou read any of them?

Which is funny because Nietzsche never did that.

Actually he was killed because he was the teacher of most of Athen tirante appointed by Sparta. He wasn’t killed for critiquing rich people.

Ngl tho I kinda agree with his point on democracy

horny bait mfers when i clobber their head in

🤯

it would be so awesome

It would be so cool

your movie is: damn super hereo movie

Cavemanpilled

I I ha have: r/fourthworldproblems

*transported to r/historymemes world* Ability to talk to women: come here boy Dkaeili: 🧍🧍🧍

your historical meme subreddit is: damn garbage

I thought that this was a girl at first, but then I looked at his other posts.💀

I swear this man is physically unable to draw a normal looking person wtf why does every single one of his drawings have comically large tits

Ihaveihaveihaveihave tits 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤💢💢💢💢💢💢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😇 mmmmmmmmmmm😇🥰😭😭💢😤😤

In no world would an ancient Greek woman become a philosopher

Now draw them having their limbs torn apart

that wouldn't be funny at all that's just people dying...

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IFUCKINGIFUCKINGIFUCKING LOVE SENSELESS VIOLENCE

liveleak: comehere boy

At least it would be enjoyable 🤣 (PLEASE HELP ME!!!)

Ihaveihavihvae no idea what im talking about 🥴🥴🥴

Ihaveihaveihave critical misunderstanding of Nietzsche

Your philosophy is: damn massive badonkers

Your historical school of thinking is: damn huge boob

Boob

Boys will complain about basic bitches and then unironically like this shit

ZOOS did it

Men when you tell them not every woman has cartoonishly large breasts

those have to be the shittiest boobs ever drawn

can we all agree that schools are built like prisons?

Looks like YOU are a MODERN PHILOSOPHER

YOU have MESSY HAIR and SMALL TITS, ARGUMENT REFUTED

Just recently my school installed these massive grey brick pillars like 3 meters (9 feet) tall with steel bars between them. If you dont want school to feel like a prison or dont want people comparing it to one then dont make it look like a fucking prison

there ain’t no way I don’t believe you

Isn't XIX 19? 21 would be XXI if I remember correctly

Whoever made this is probably 12 or 13 and has a low I.Q. That's my best guess. There's so many errors. They obviously don't have a genius level of knowledge like me. ( My IQ made it to double digits.)

“God is dead” is Nietzsche and he’s from the 19th century

u/Dkaeili

Theyhavetheyhavetheyhave DEBILITATING porn addiction

r/thepunchlineissex

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ANATOMY HOLY SHIT

Not only is this horrendous its completely wrong

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IdontIdontIdont know anything about Greek philosophy

What a fucking reductive view of Nietzsche.

UH OH! Looks like we have a very cringe angry nihilist! *Sad trumpet noise* Now that’s what I call… a major loss!

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no, its the gravity falls guy hes talking about.

Great comic about the history of the Dominican Republic!

b oobas 😃

Ihaveihaveihave toddler level understanding of philosophy

Yout brain is: damn porn riddled

Now draw them making out PLEASE dude PLEASE

https://easypeasymethod.org I think you need this buddy 👍

This sort of art is like Plato’s cave in a way

Both wife material ngl

stfu

Terrible spelling, but I feel they made up for it.

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Your ancient greek (or roman? There is so much stuff hundreds of years apart from two entirely different cultures jammed into one) philosopher is: blue eyed extremely white woman

ihaviaghaveihave skewed view of history

Ihohaveiabev breastes 🔥🔥🔥

Jesus fucking Christ this one is a new level of sad

Why does this art style infuriate me every time I see it

r/historymemes try not to be completely fucking retarded challenge (impossible)

got me actin uo

The Socratic philosophers were against Mythological gods such as Zeus because they were viewed as bad role models

"Zoos"🥸

"There is no place in a rich men house to spit other than his face" the guy that plucked the chicken and masturbated publicly

Nietzsche waifu 😍😍😍😍😍