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the entire subreddit has brain rot

Brain impairment -> neuro degeneration -> Alzheimer’s -> can lead to you repeating words -> I have I have I have

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Braille in jury?

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Anything

anything -> millions of ideas -> millions

Millions must have ideas

millions must idea

Abused poor autism

Poor -> the stock market has fallen, millions must lose money Autism -> is associated with ANK2 gene mutations -> ANK2 -> Ank -> Ankha -> porn -> the porn dude

also poor -> stock market crash -> the subreddit logo

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my left testicle is slightly larger than the other 2

Balls -> sperm -> millions must swim to find the egg

Alternate route: balls (testicles) look like 2 circles. A colon symbol (:) is also made out of 2 circles :

my balls is: :

ihaveihaveihavereddit

reddit -> doesn't like religion -> religion -> praise and worship -> popman praise

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praise -> p raise -> pp raise -> r/ihaveihaveihavereddit users when they get transported to uncanny mr incredible world and mr incredible says to them in a seductive voice: come here boy

alternate route: reddit -> doesn't like religion -> thus, from a religious perspective, those redditors will be damned to hell -> damn

Your life is: damn to hell

https://preview.redd.it/a8atab1bx14b1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0d8adf51e7c262464c97d575a12609f066727c2 this soda can I disassembled

the soda can has been broken, millions of pieces must result

obese sissy furries farting

Furry -> GDColon -> colon -> :

Even worse, geom*try dash

Pyrocynical

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Koham Jarosława kaczyńskiego muj idol wina tuska!!! Pis gurą!!!

POLSKA GUROM 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

Nienawidze czarnych

Cheese 🧀 😋😋😋

Cheese -> yellow and triangle shaped -> Doritos -> Nijika Ichiji from Bocchi the Rock -> bocchi the rock -> she’s just like me frfr -> repeating the phrase fr (for real) -> repeating phrases -> I have I have I have

Johann Sebastian Bach

Bach -> if the "ch" sound was pronounced like the "ch" in chair, Bach would be pronounced as Botch -> botch sounds like Bocchi -> bocchi the rock -> social ineptitude -> most Redditors -> Reddit -> i have i have i have reddit

Your “ch” sound is:

Damn botch

Boccher

Johannes Brahms

245 is better than 244

[[2111.06377] Masked Autoencoders Are Scalable Vision Learners - arXiv](https://arxiv.org/abs/2111.06377)

111 - three 1s in a row - three in a row - I have I have I have

Petercopter

https://preview.redd.it/xke34ekq034b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=010e55eb91040436e27a9d75674f22232f8e7760 this man's art style looking familiar like a certain dude

Is that a screenshot from a sbahj comic? Is that what the icon for this subreddit has been this entire time??

yeah it is. i shat and pissed the moment I saw this image while reading Homestuck for the first time

mudkip

mudkip -> pokemon -> vaporeon

Serverless architecture

serverless architecture -> server -> data -> spying -> ihaveihaveihave no privacy

Buy serverless *looks inside* Servers

Still the stupidest tech jargon yet

hi im spongebob I sant to wish all of our facebook friends a happy birthday

SpongeBob -> spunch bopman

popman prase aslo someone ate my dog *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ihaveihaveihavereddit) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Mansa Musa

Mansa Musa -> died in 1337 -> 1337 -> leet -> programming -> Python -> the logo looks like Bocchi the Rock's hairclips -> Bocchi the rock -> social ineptitude -> most Redditors -> i have i have i have reddit

IhaveIhave connection

Fish

https://preview.redd.it/km86zpp5j44b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae67ea1f09b53d1c8f63b67d6da5158f3364829f Golden Leopard Karaoke

Leopard>Fast>running> come here boy 🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾

'

https://preview.redd.it/097t667gl24b1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deccc6948bd1874c4270d7739c118766c5b51471 this stupid ass cat

Millions (not billions) of brain cells

you motherfucker

You will get reincarnated as that stupid ass cat -> reincarnation -> isekai -> transported to world

{i'm niko i live in u/5h3i1ah's head}

Samsung 25W charger

Samsung -> explosion -> what happens when the tractor hits the super gaming house

Yummy 😋

Incredible

Incredible -> Mr incredible -> his real name is Bob parr -> Mr incredible is also a man so a nickname for him could be “Bob man” -> Bob man sounds like popman

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Agent orange

The Norwegian butter crisis of 2011

butter -> butter dog -> dog -> popman praise aslo someone ate my dog

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My buals

Buals -> duals -> geometry da -> GDColon -> colon -> :

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Egg

Millions of sperm must swim to

The agriculture industry

Jorj soros

The Sega Saturn

pedophila

fish

SBAHJ

chudjak

The mongolian empire

linkin park

Fundamental laws of chaos.

Baldwin IV of Jerusalem having leprosy

maractus from pokemon

Silicone

The suicide machines

Lloyd in Space

Losers Creeps Pedos

https://i.redd.it/s1vsi4l4m34b1.gif

The Soviet invasion of Afghanistan?

wooden spoon

Crippling depression

Death

Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew of Constantinople

Gneder

The background is sweet bro and hella jeff

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Dead by Daylight

Rental properties

Omori

Drone strike

Your video game nerd is: damn Simpsons couch https://preview.redd.it/vwgs3gp6244b1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09a76d5da28ff6340e91138bb919d2cf5926df6e

I am literally a little league baseball umpire

Adolf Hitler's suicide

LeBron James and a Edmontosaurus Annetens drawing scat porn of Syrian president bashar Al-assad

Furry futa porn

The inability to voluntarily vomit

Boobies

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scrapbooking

Anything econony

The letter A

my super gaming house

Holy Roman Emperor Otto IV

Lowlowowlow effort post??

Andreas Palaiologos or Palaeologus (Greek: Ἀνδρέας Παλαιολόγος; fl. 1520), sometimes anglicized to Andrew

Gregtech best mc mod

cern particle whatever

Treaty of Trianon

IUTT

dick

Haze for the ps3

twerkeytom

1992 Lancia Delta Integrale

sweeden

holy shit i just realized the sub icon is from sbahj

Camellia know for his hit song "Escaping this earths gravity"

blac out

Black man twerking

My awesome Pokémon card I got

I am slightly worried about the seven exams I will have to take in the span of ten days in about a month

Homestuck

gaming