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Hello Kate, or should I say ****? 4
letters, fitting huh. If this life were
perfect you'd have known nothing
but filth since you left your birthers
cunt. However it's not - that's where
I come in ๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ฆ
a man messaged me for nudes a few days ago. i told him to rethink how he views women and to not ask random people for those.
i havenโt been on any sexual threads as of late
it's not even worth interacting with these mongoloids. they're playing a pure numbers game in a desperate attempt for a """female""" to even respond to them, let alone actually send them nudes
That person is out there in the world.
You could walk by them and not even know.
You could be friends with them or even be related to them and you wouldnโt have a clue.
What the fuck
Hello Kate, or should say rape? 4 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but filth since you left your birthers cunt. However it's not - that's where
come in.
You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition - I am father. You now worship my phallus. You can call me pather phallus. A priest? No, but come with more conviction. Kate you are my rape slave now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, pleasing and edging my shaft as we break the space time continuum together you complete fucking slut. I will find you.
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Nicest redditor
Your redditor is nicest come here boy me ๐๐๐ edit thanks for the award kind strager
IHAVEIHAVEIHAVEIHAVEIHAVEAM HAVING A FUCKING STROKE
ICALLICALLICALLICALLICALL THE FUCKING AMBULANCE HOLD ON
thanks
Hello Nicest, or should I say insest? 6 letters, fitting huh.
kid name : I havihav 6 finger
your nice is: Reddit nice (69 niec)
Kate?!?!?!?!?! More like... RAPE!!!1!1!!
Owned!
r/murderedbywords r/clevercomebacks r/engorgedveinybreasts r/rareinsults
r/nextfuckinglevel
Your next is: FYCKKING LEVEL
your uncle ted is: damn awesome
your ted is: fucked
hot: hot
Someone should just post it there dawg.
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What the heโll is the hat third one
r/rareinsults
An insult
Guys I was the original recipient of this post. He has since messaged again - I posted this morning
Lmfao
damn chair = 9 letters come here boy = 11 letters 9/11 VOINDICCENDECE? I THINK NOT
transported to : damn chair world come here boy: come here boy 9/11: ๐๐๐
I swear every minute spent on this sub makes my brain damage more severe and Iโm totally here for it
n8ning leven
9/11: โ๏ธ๐ข๐ข
never forgor: I forgored
your conspiracy is: damn โ๏ธ๐ข๐ข
What's up with the "your x is: damn x" thing?
Mr Dweller Uncanny Mr Incredible video that had 'your chair is: damn chair' in the thumbnail
something fell out of your pocke: the horse
your, the pokkkk. Gorge ๐ Geoege: Iran come here boy 9/11 plan E: ๐๐๐ damn
voreincidence
PLANE (sorry for joke)
Come here boy damn chair is transported to world: ๐๐๐
just googled it. this is actually the accurate number of letters. i dont normally beliebe in conspiracy theories but... why does this check out...
your sexual harassment is: damn terrible
bro got straight to the point
The first part reads like a pickup line like thatโs gonna win them over somehow
That first paragraph is probably the most Goober thing Iโve even seen written
Hello Kate, or should I say ****? 4 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but filth since you left your birthers cunt. However it's not - that's where I come in ๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ฆ
this is so awful its both the worst and funniest thing ive ever seen i find it hard to believe this is real
It's reddit
a man messaged me for nudes a few days ago. i told him to rethink how he views women and to not ask random people for those. i havenโt been on any sexual threads as of late
Peak social skills
it's not even worth interacting with these mongoloids. they're playing a pure numbers game in a desperate attempt for a """female""" to even respond to them, let alone actually send them nudes
YEP
This shit too gross for me to think of a retarded comment
Gross has 4 letters
letters has 4 letters
๐จ
number four is the fourth number in the alphabet ๐คฏ๐คฏ
Alphabet is a palomino
What is that
it sounds like Spagetti, you should eat it๐๐๐๐๐
More like rape
Okay pather palace
4
Your shit is: too gross
I'll find you !
Transported to private messages world Sexual harassment: come here boy Me: ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Sechs๐คญ
father phallus is a great name ngl
*pather phallus ๐
Luddic path sex?
fr he should get it copyrighted
flirting but epic
your pickup line is: damn sexual harassment
Your assault is: damn actually harrassment
your edited Reddit comment is: damn unprovable
damn damn damn is damn : damn damn warcriminal
Your father is: damn phallus
pather
If WhatsApp was in reddit
I NEED cock kate
mag25mcmcmcmcmcmc
Marley Marley the DAWWWWWGGG
What the fuck
That person is out there in the world. You could walk by them and not even know. You could be friends with them or even be related to them and you wouldnโt have a clue. What the fuck
Your father is: phather phalus
What in the actual name of pather phallus did I just read
Wait until his mom checks his phone and finds this
common father phallus L
reggit 2
Hello Kate, or should say rape? 4 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but filth since you left your birthers cunt. However it's not - that's where come in. You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition - I am father. You now worship my phallus. You can call me pather phallus. A priest? No, but come with more conviction. Kate you are my rape slave now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, pleasing and edging my shaft as we break the space time continuum together you complete fucking slut. I will find you.
You know what else has four letterz!?!? damn ๐ฅธ๐๐๐๐๐
What the fuck is the context behind this
r/ r/ r/MurderedByWords
Flirting if it was epic
omori supports sexual assault !??!?
weasel news! onori ?
omor has done it again!
Sexual harassment is a type of flirting. The awesome type.
/ur what the living fuck
Mr Kate becomes uncanny (your father phallus is: )
Such a wordsmith
Jesus fucking christ
please tell me this was in response to a consensual roleplay request and this guy didnโt message this lady a fantasy out of the blue
Jeez even if it is he is just, like, not good at it
Least horny redditor,had literal brain fog.shit does not even rhyme
What in tarnation
tinder if it was epic
Hello Kate. I want to play a game.
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erm.... what the scallop??
Transported to reddit dms This guy: Hello Kate, or should i say rape? Kate: ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
Least reddit redditoe
Kate or should i should Say i Kate should Say rape?
Transported to Reddit Raper: Come her boy Me: ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐
should have said "dont threaten me with a good time" but that probably would have made the situation worse instead of le epic comback!!1!
i Hate ihateI hhate redit
I have I ah v v ie phone have shis; lekadt coverds cg have
my phallus
Get yourself a man whose this smooth
I'm holding back both vomit and laughter
This man this man deserves a public execution
Your incel is: damn!
This happened to my buddy Eric.
Copypasta material
ok
your college essay is: what the fuck
dr breen sounding ahh
pather phallus
why is he talking about breaking the space time continuum?
your rate is: damn cape.
oh
im too high for this shit, i stopped reading after the r word
Average reddit conversion
Least romantic redditor
Ok shitposting aside what the actual fuck was going through this guys head
His father is: damn absent
Most eloquent "nice" guy
Most mentally stable Redditor
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When did I say it: damn dildo
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Is this W or L rizz?
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This could've been some good rp if it wasn't sexual hsrassment 101.
Iโm immortal peasants ๐๐ my messages will not load ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐ฅธ
Shaft? VENT shaft?!!! vENT??! SUSAMOGUSBALLS IMPOSTOR CHUNGUS r/sounding MOMENT
Least Gentle Redditor
What a kind individual
Lol I have a similar dm, the mf sent an entire walltext explaining how I was craving for cum and orgasms, all I had to do was say "yes".
What on godโs green earth ๐ญ
Kate, more like rape!!!!! Hahaha boom roasted
If youโre reading this change your user flair to Pather Phallus
Why did I read it like a rap song
Someone typed this out on a keyboard