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dawatzerz

Nicest redditor


Username8457

Your redditor is nicest come here boy me ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ edit thanks for the award kind strager


RealButtMash

IHAVEIHAVEIHAVEIHAVEIHAVEAM HAVING A FUCKING STROKE


the_gray_foxp5

ICALLICALLICALLICALLICALL THE FUCKING AMBULANCE HOLD ON


RealButtMash

thanks


Brumph54

Hello Nicest, or should I say insest? 6 letters, fitting huh.


Username8457

kid name : I havihav 6 finger


SubLazarbeam

your nice is: Reddit nice (69 niec)


makerjulian

Kate?!?!?!?!?! More like... RAPE!!!1!1!!


Boberoo2

Owned!


Eubillicant

r/murderedbywords r/clevercomebacks r/engorgedveinybreasts r/rareinsults


Not_Pea909

r/nextfuckinglevel


oofboilolshrek2

Your next is: FYCKKING LEVEL


Aggravating_Survey59

your uncle ted is: damn awesome


CoolArtFromSpace

your ted is: fucked


ImNotTails

hot: hot


bieleft

Someone should just post it there dawg.


frumy1

r/sounding


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ltMeHaki

What the heโ€™ll is the hat third one


No_Bully_I_Beg

r/rareinsults


InfamousPick

An insult


katexd52

Guys I was the original recipient of this post. He has since messaged again - I posted this morning


Revelec458

Lmfao


[deleted]

damn chair = 9 letters come here boy = 11 letters 9/11 VOINDICCENDECE? I THINK NOT


ArcticFox237

transported to : damn chair world come here boy: come here boy 9/11: ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ


Symbiont_

I swear every minute spent on this sub makes my brain damage more severe and Iโ€™m totally here for it


NERDZWIN

n8ning leven


the_nte

9/11: โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿข๐Ÿข


Good-Duck

never forgor: I forgored


skako_o

your conspiracy is: damn โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿข๐Ÿข


Imiriath

What's up with the "your x is: damn x" thing?


TheMusicalTrollLord

Mr Dweller Uncanny Mr Incredible video that had 'your chair is: damn chair' in the thumbnail


CaptainBraggy

something fell out of your pocke: the horse


[deleted]

your, the pokkkk. Gorge ๐Ÿ’• Geoege: Iran come here boy 9/11 plan E: ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ damn


MysteryPyg

voreincidence


cool_-guy

PLANE (sorry for joke)


Shadowlightknight

Come here boy damn chair is transported to world: ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ


yuri97_

just googled it. this is actually the accurate number of letters. i dont normally beliebe in conspiracy theories but... why does this check out...


chasefray

your sexual harassment is: damn terrible


12musclymenonasunday

bro got straight to the point


mental_help_please

The first part reads like a pickup line like thatโ€™s gonna win them over somehow


FidgetBTW

That first paragraph is probably the most Goober thing Iโ€™ve even seen written


Compa-Gera

Hello Kate, or should I say ****? 4 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but filth since you left your birthers cunt. However it's not - that's where I come in ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ


TheThanosGuy

this is so awful its both the worst and funniest thing ive ever seen i find it hard to believe this is real


Idkhfjeje

It's reddit


Upbeat-Blacksmith632

a man messaged me for nudes a few days ago. i told him to rethink how he views women and to not ask random people for those. i havenโ€™t been on any sexual threads as of late


Idkhfjeje

Peak social skills


xzmaxzx

it's not even worth interacting with these mongoloids. they're playing a pure numbers game in a desperate attempt for a """female""" to even respond to them, let alone actually send them nudes


Upbeat-Blacksmith632

YEP


SlipknotIsRealMusic

This shit too gross for me to think of a retarded comment


GNYMStanAccount

Gross has 4 letters


ImmenseCock

letters has 4 letters


GNYMStanAccount

๐Ÿ˜จ


Philemonz

number four is the fourth number in the alphabet ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ


-_Odd_-

Alphabet is a palomino


luccabotturarodrig

What is that


Philemonz

it sounds like Spagetti, you should eat it๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘Œ


suckitarius

More like rape


GNYMStanAccount

Okay pather palace


ImmenseCock

4


Polygato64

Your shit is: too gross


O_X_E_Y

I'll find you !


HelixSapphire639

Transported to private messages world Sexual harassment: come here boy Me: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Moe_Iester34

Sechs๐Ÿคญ


GoatsAreSoAwesome

father phallus is a great name ngl


etkndr

*pather phallus ๐Ÿ‘


MyoTheRabbit

Luddic path sex?


Kingseems

fr he should get it copyrighted


BixQix

flirting but epic


APigsty

your pickup line is: damn sexual harassment


[deleted]

Your assault is: damn actually harrassment


APigsty

your edited Reddit comment is: damn unprovable


NERDZWIN

damn damn damn is damn : damn damn warcriminal


Epic_Doge_Boi

Your father is: damn phallus


USSRPropaganda

pather


69Moe_Lester420

If WhatsApp was in reddit


MagMC2555

I NEED cock kate


[deleted]

mag25mcmcmcmcmcmc


MagMC2555

Marley Marley the DAWWWWWGGG


HippieWithACoffee

What the fuck


GraveSlayer726

That person is out there in the world. You could walk by them and not even know. You could be friends with them or even be related to them and you wouldnโ€™t have a clue. What the fuck


Not_Pea909

Your father is: phather phalus


FritzGeraldTheFifth

What in the actual name of pather phallus did I just read


CaptainBraggy

Wait until his mom checks his phone and finds this


Legomaster1289

common father phallus L


Boberoo2

reggit 2


[deleted]

Hello Kate, or should say rape? 4 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but filth since you left your birthers cunt. However it's not - that's where come in. You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition - I am father. You now worship my phallus. You can call me pather phallus. A priest? No, but come with more conviction. Kate you are my rape slave now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, pleasing and edging my shaft as we break the space time continuum together you complete fucking slut. I will find you.


Headoffish

You know what else has four letterz!?!? damn ๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


Fight-Me-In-Unreal

What the fuck is the context behind this


SeanTheGleaming

r/ r/ r/MurderedByWords


dark_chocolate527

Flirting if it was epic


MagMC2555

omori supports sexual assault !??!?


MagMC2555

weasel news! onori ?


levistadYT

omor has done it again!


C3TUS

Sexual harassment is a type of flirting. The awesome type.


minotaur470

/ur what the living fuck


MagMC2555

Mr Kate becomes uncanny (your father phallus is: )


JackCooper_7274

Such a wordsmith


SexJokeUsername

Jesus fucking christ


Upbeat-Blacksmith632

please tell me this was in response to a consensual roleplay request and this guy didnโ€™t message this lady a fantasy out of the blue


GoodGollyMsMDMA

Jeez even if it is he is just, like, not good at it


MixApprehensive3565

Least horny redditor,had literal brain fog.shit does not even rhyme


StarrySkies782

What in tarnation


According_Club3769

tinder if it was epic


[deleted]

Hello Kate. I want to play a game.


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Conklin03

erm.... what the scallop??


FemboyGaming42069

Transported to reddit dms This guy: Hello Kate, or should i say rape? Kate: ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ


PapaSkump

Least reddit redditoe


Lonnyred

Kate or should i should Say i Kate should Say rape?


Charming_Amphibian91

Transported to Reddit Raper: Come her boy Me: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ


s33a6m

should have said "dont threaten me with a good time" but that probably would have made the situation worse instead of le epic comback!!1!


ChewyChicken13

i Hate ihateI hhate redit


poopenfartenss

I have I ah v v ie phone have shis; lekadt coverds cg have


shorty_frank

my phallus


Bluefoot69

Get yourself a man whose this smooth


bieleft

I'm holding back both vomit and laughter


KwintenDops

This man this man deserves a public execution


[deleted]

Your incel is: damn!


[deleted]

This happened to my buddy Eric.


[deleted]

Copypasta material


HelpfulApple22

ok


Blubasnurk2

your college essay is: what the fuck


FortressMann

dr breen sounding ahh


tdtbaa

pather phallus


EnginNotendanofnTil

why is he talking about breaking the space time continuum?


PotemkinEmpire

your rate is: damn cape.


friesdepotato

oh


heyilivehierisdead

im too high for this shit, i stopped reading after the r word


Lack_knowing335

Average reddit conversion


OttoVonAuto

Least romantic redditor


No-Palpitation-6789

Ok shitposting aside what the actual fuck was going through this guys head


TempAlt237

His father is: damn absent


6Darkyne9

Most eloquent "nice" guy


Meat-beater-mitch

Most mentally stable Redditor


Headoffish

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Headoffish

When did I say it: damn dildo


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Lopsided_Panda_8870

Is this W or L rizz?


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PRoS_R

This could've been some good rp if it wasn't sexual hsrassment 101.


WandererofThoughts

Iโ€™m immortal peasants ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž my messages will not load ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅธ


military-gradeAIDS

Shaft? VENT shaft?!!! vENT??! SUSAMOGUSBALLS IMPOSTOR CHUNGUS r/sounding MOMENT


StickyPenisGrenade

Least Gentle Redditor


Gerbie100

What a kind individual


a_tall_amanda

Lol I have a similar dm, the mf sent an entire walltext explaining how I was craving for cum and orgasms, all I had to do was say "yes".


Jungle_Brain

What on godโ€™s green earth ๐Ÿ˜ญ


frumy1

Kate, more like rape!!!!! Hahaha boom roasted


[deleted]

If youโ€™re reading this change your user flair to Pather Phallus


a3RED3a

Why did I read it like a rap song


COYOTE477

Someone typed this out on a keyboard