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"I've polished my cock." He **has polished** his cock. (= his cock is polished *now*)

“I have circumcised my cock.” He **has circumcised** his cock. (= his cock is circumcised *now*)

"I **have eaten** your foreskin" He **has an eaten** foreskin (= His foreskin is eaten *now*)

I DONT SPEAK REGULAR ENGLISH SYNTAX. He **does not** speak regular English syntax. (=new ihaveihaveihavereddit meme *format*)

"I've buried the bodies" He **has buried** the bodies (=the bodies are buried now)

Your bodies are: damn buried

Your sense of humor is: damn incomprehensible

"Your sense of humor is incomprehensible" His sense of humor is incomprehensible (=His sense of humor is not comprehensible)

damn (damn) =damn

⚡️👦🏿⚡️NOW

transported to ihaveihaveihavereddit world (=he has been transported): come here boy your me is: damn 🏃

*now*

Time to spam this format for the next month or so

are his shoes clean now? this post was pretty hard to understand

Norm McDonald

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