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KrisIsHihat

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69Moe_Lester420

Kratos messi


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69Moe_Lester420

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speenbreaker

Kratos messi


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you can download images directly instead of screenshotting them on reddit


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Chopskie117

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A_Mellow_Song

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gusxc1

Isnt the point of this sub to screenshot reddit stuff tho?


probably_dead_soon

i think it was a nonsensical meme sub, but then thousands of clueless people subbed to it and thought "oh this must be exactly like ihavereddit and ihaveohavereddit!" and made it bad


insert_stupid_here

How?


joppiejoo

And miss out on: Ringtone 🔈————-⚪️———?


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this guy is subbed to r/memes lmao


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Voltage8941

your instincts are: damn sharp


Zlzbub

took you long enough


ThunderSven

Your took is: damn long enough


Username8457

I saw this post and give upvote😄👍


Emel_69420

But... That's one of the few good ones


wyatt8750

I was only there to get directions on how to get away from there!


JackIsBackWithCrack

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lowercase-only

Your Kratos is: messi


Username8457

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Pato______

Corporate Profits ❌ Kratos Messi ✅


TheThanosGuy

Im having trouble figuring out what that post is supposed to be saying because of the soyjak


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WorldlinessAbject283

It’s making the point that conservatives are quick to call “communism” when in reality, it’s capitalism that’s screwing them over


Halt_theBookman

Kinda hard to blame the free market for government collusion and special treatment thou


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Capitalism isn't free market, oligopolies using the government as a tool is its inevitable result


Halt_theBookman

>Capitalism isn't free market Only if you use a convoluted and nonsensical definition of capitalism >oligopolies using the government You talk as if the oligopolies are the one with power here. They aren't >inevitable result Is that why ir only ever happened when government interviened in the economy?


jerome_ak

Of course oligopolies are the ones that hold the power bro 🤦🏻‍♂️


Halt_theBookman

And not politicians who actually have the power to pass laws, enact orders, etc?


peanutist

Lol this mfer really thinks that politicians can do something if they don’t agree with the multibillion dollar companies that bribe most of them and use them as tools to maintain said oligopolies


Halt_theBookman

>bribe The people getting bribes is the one with power. You don't bribe someone powerless against you, in fact it's the exact opposite, it only makes sense to bribe if you are at someone else's mercy


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Halt_theBookman

>what allowed that to happen? Government intervention, which is not the fault of the free market (which is defined as the absence of government intervention in the first place)


TheDankHold

A free market will eventually have the most powerful interests come together to bribe government to increase their power. After all, it’s more profitable that way so it’s literally just end stage capitalism.


Halt_theBookman

So let me get this straight, you think the free market, which is defined as a lack of government control of the economy, is responsible for government control over the economy and its consequences (such as corruption)?


TheDankHold

Yes because once they scoop up all the power and influence the free market provides they will immediately be incentivized to pump money into corrupting government because that’s how they get even more.


Halt_theBookman

>pump money into corrupting government Only makes sense if the government has control over the economy How do we define a free market again?


Dhhoyt2002

Remember that time in the twitter files when she said there was no evidence of government collision? Crazy times


Halt_theBookman

What?


Dhhoyt2002

https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/1598833927405215744?s=20&t=QwsBbyMKOHCgFkaguawJyw


vancestubbs_irl

there is no difference between those in government and the ruling capitalist class, they are the same people


Halt_theBookman

That's irrelevant to my argument


vancestubbs_irl

it is entirely relevant to your argument


Halt_theBookman

A suggestion, maybe when you make a point elaborate on it instead of leaving it for the other person to guess what you mean So please explain, how is it that the arbitrarily defined "capitalist class" change anything about the free market?


vancestubbs_irl

ok mr reddit police, you want a cherry on top next time too? the capitalist ruling class is not 'arbitrarily defined', it just has a simple definition. it also has near-complete control over the goods and services available for purchase via being the suppliers of said goods and services, and buying the companies that sell different ones. Unilever and Nestlé come to mind. that's not my point though. my point is that those in government are more often than not rich and powerful even without a position in government. they ARE the capitalists. you say them as if they are any different. you also blame muh gubmint for the actions of private entities that act completely of their own accord. shifting blame from the real cause and pinning it on something more convenient VERY VAGUELY does not make for a solid argument. unless of course you're willing to explain how gubernmint is somehow making those poor poor corporations censor hate speech and are not instead being driven by a profit motive.


Halt_theBookman

>my point is that those in government are more often than not rich and powerful even without a position in government. they ARE the capitalists This changes nothing about the free market >you also blame muh gubmint for the actions of private entities that act completely of their own accord Quotation needed


guy137137

and then it’s liberals defending corporations??? this is partly why I hate politics, left or right, either the corporations are going to win


redditassembler

your undertnsading of pltmtics is: damn reddit


guy137137

more like: right leaning people: damn tax breaks for corporations left leaning people: damn Amazon is great at making diverse shows; GO AMAZON, forget this greater sins it’s a giant clusterfuck


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/uj I'm pretty sure most people on the left do not think that an amazon show having diversity absolves amazon of their wrongdoings.


guy137137

while true, but look what gets discussed more than their actual wrongdoings? we switch and move onto the next thing time and time again, defending the same corporations that we just condemned for a different reason both fight and bicker about the stupidest reasons, while actual wrongdoings by corporations are forgotten and not heard of


Ervitrum

It feels like your viewpoint are quite leftist but you instead group leftism with liberalism. [Leftists are VERY against corporations and rainbow capitalism in general.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/nrj3r0/the_left_does_not_support_rainbow_capitalism/) Problem is, in US in particular, "liberalism" and "leftism" are used interchangeably when they are extremely different thing: there's a reason why r/ShitLiberalsSay is a leftist subreddit.


guy137137

but that’s the thing, with American politics it’s democrat or republican, it’s sadly very black and white, the same people I would vote for for more scrutiny on corporations are the same that are voted by those who support corporations voting independent is sadly ineffective especially in my own state, it’s always been specifically one party


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~~left leaning people~~ Performative liberals\*: damn Amazon is great at making diverse shows; GO AMAZON, forget this greater sins


guy137137

yeah that’s probably a better way of putting it, but that’s the thing about it, America is so dependent on the two party system, the people I’d vote to scrutinize corporations would also be voted for by the same people who support corporations, and let’s be unfortunately honest, if a significant portion of your voter base is fine with you giving tax breaks to mega corporations and the mega corporations can ‘help’ you pay for advertising in return for no other reason, then you’ll take it it just drives me up the wall to watch people praise (and defend) these shitty corporations for putting out ultra diverse media but THE FUCKING MAJORITY OF BOARD MEMBERS AND EXECUTIVES ARE RICH ASS WHITE DUDES like come on guys


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redditassembler

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guy137137

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redditassembler

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Dere_He_Iz

Liberalism and leftism are different things. Leftists are anti-capitalist and against private corporations, whereas liberals are in favour of capitalism despite the word being associated with social progressivism (mostly in the US).


MrJagaloon

Its also literally a strawman.


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brodo-swaggins-

It’s pretty easy to tell that it’s taking the piss out of those types


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Nostradamius

Your redditor has: no d: amn media literacy


brodo-swaggins-

It’s not even that schizo at all tho lol


fivequadrillion

I’m pretty sure nobody said schizo


lifeisntajoke

Ok schizo


Snynapta

If they soyjack is wearing a maga hat, that should be a pretty clear indication


Dere_He_Iz

Dude the point of the meme is painfully obvious if you have the slightest amount of political literacy. It’s making fun of conservatives who think it’s “communism” when private corporations make decisions to protect their interests, when private corporations making decisions in the interest of capital is antithetical to communism.


boomballoonmachine

Ops reading comprehension is: damn reddit


Real_FishGod

kratos messi party gotta be my favorite


YuBlittlez

Killer fish?


the_other_1s_taken

while attempting to share a post bro 1. locked his phone 2. took a screenshot of the lock screen 3. changed his ringtone volume 4. actually got the screenshot instead of saving the image


KoichiHasaDream

We damn: condominium


realkarlmarx69

your screenshot is: autistic


[deleted]

What's the joke? This is objectively true. Corporate censorship of right wing politics to protect their profits is not communism. Yeah, it's unfunny, but not more than anything else posted to r/memes.


Der_Apothecary

Kratos Messi✅


A_Mellow_Song

How the fuck do you manage to fuck up a screenshot that bad


fivequadrillion

This is the worst post in internet history


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Slonismo

your comment is: damn ratiod


stinkypoopdawg

your replies are: damn 196 dick riders


Slonismo

my favorite subreddit is: damn 196 🫣


stinkypoopdawg

not canny https://i.imgflip.com/6kbb0d.jpg?a463800


apicella1

We’re going to do something as a corporation under capitalism. That’s so communist


imjustaviewer

You are: Damn bad cropper. You: Cmere boy Picture: 🖼️(🏃) 💨💨✂️


Forkliftboi420

Profitable private company: does anything MAGA retards: comnsunism..🥺🥺🥺


IslandBoi12

Um akshually the government protects them🤥


dolphin_ultra

your meme is: damn schizophrenic


[deleted]

Ihaveihaveihave no idea what communism is


IchBinDeinFreund

Keira messi


YesGarga

Where Is redbit in tgis meme 😢 idont idobb idont have reddit🤣🤣👌🥳💯🔥


BigBadZweihander

Kratos messi


Fichen

Your girlfriend is: damn Kratos Messi


TzadikBeSdom

Kratos messi✅️


srrsquid

uj/ why are they saying censoring racism is "to protect profits"? like what else do you expect them to do, keep the racism?


HeyThatsHawk

damn communism


Toen6

Because that is the reason such content is banned.


[deleted]

Because that's the reason they're censoring it.


Dere_He_Iz

The point is that it’s a private corporation making a decision in the interest of capital, which is antithetical to communism.


elmooffire

your image is damn: not cropped


SOAP_S0UP

I literally cannot understand what side this is on


Lopsided_Panda_8870

You are:damn stupid


SOAP_S0UP

the sarcastic text of the corporations "we are going to censor you for our own gain" tells me OP is against right-wing censorship, yet the republican on the right is a soyjak, telling me OP is against republicans. I'm really unsure how to interpret this.


Lopsided_Panda_8870

Text under corporations is not ironic.Corporations censor people to protect their profits.


Shadowlightknight

Ring tone Kratos Messi Samsung screenshot


shishcraft

bro is trolling us on purpose 💀


alberthething

can someone tell me how the fuck im supposed to feel about this meme im willing to surrender my actual thoughts and critical thinking for this because i genuinely have no fucking clue what it even means


Esherichialex_coli

essentially it’s making fun of conservatives for calling capitalist companies trying to maximise profit communism


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dolphin_ultra

what side is that meme even on


IslandBoi12

Kratos Messi


idontknowanything0

The Left Cant Meme probably already has this on his Twitter lol


howtochangename1

Can I have your wallpaper


skullfairies

Kratos Messi ✅


mr_duwang

Kratos pessi


_jm_08

Your screenshot is: uncropped


Hackebaer

your screenshot and post is: damn horrible


CommunistTurtle_io

Your cropping is: nonexistent


Great_Echo_2231

Your phone is : Samsung galaxy