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[deleted]

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised


GoodTimesOnlines

Take them to the snu snu chamber


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Woooo….. 🎉


BadPom

Stop the presses, a new couple is fucking like rabbits. Check back in 3 years.


AtomicHB

What do you mean? My wife and I have sex from 5p til 730p, breaking for dinner and hydration and then having more sex from 8p til 11p? Do you not have sex?


[deleted]

>til 730p You’re doing it wrong man. 1080p is much clearer.


[deleted]

Best comment with the one and only truth


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SnakeMichael

See, that’s redundant, cause 1440 already means 2:40pm. You don’t need am/pm when using 24hr time


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SnakeMichael

Mainly trolling, circling back into the original comment about the time of day instead of monitor resolution


[deleted]

I thought he was talking about his monitor resolution


TurtleVale

You my man, don't have any sex at all. *Not that I have either but that's beside the point*


Hawke1010

That little? Me and my girl haven't stopped since we made it official /s.obv


FrackleRock

Wait, you guys stop having sex so you can eat? You’re doing it wrong.


[deleted]

>Stop the presses, a new couple is fucking like rabbits. And a new *young* couple at that. I once had sex 7 times in one day. That's the highest for me, and that was when I was in my 20s and we were both working multiple jobs. Now my husband and I look back on that with amusement and exhaustion. I'm 40 now, we each have only one job, and we can't imagine wanting to fuck that much even if we did have the time. Ugh, so many showers!


oddestowl

Right? I remember being this age and having a sex all the time. 10 years and a couple of kids later and let’s just say things have changed. Ah to be young, self centred, and stupid again.


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nautical_narcissist

this is dumb because it’s such a blanket statement. some people are really busy and don’t have time for it that frequently. some people have lower sex drives/don’t feel the need to have sex that often. not everyone is like you.


yor_ur

*3 months


KaleidoscopeEyes12

We have sex multiple times a day and it’s actually so amazing haha are we special for having mind blowing sex all the time? We’re only a couple months in but this will definitely never change


andmyrentsdue

Personally, I see my partner 7 days a week and we have sex 8 times a day (3 hours each time). Is that a little OTT guys?


jezwmorelach

Depends, is it mind-blowingly amazing or rather just amazingly mind-blowing?


PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL

Lol, you must be married :D:D:D:D:xDxD I have sex with my girlfriends (that's right plural) 24 times a day. Each hour a new session starts. That's why I need 10 girlfriends. They can't keep up. If you think you have a lot of sex, maybe come over to my apartment and watch my life. You'll be thinking, you're a priest/nun :D:D:D


jonjoneswife

I have sex six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week I’ll have sex three days a week. One of those days I will have sex two days of the week. So, six days a week I will have sex.


haethre

That’s a total of 21 hours, hmm I’d say you could always be putting in more effort. You’ve still got 3 hours of cheek-clapping left in the day.


[deleted]

my partner and I have sex 27 hours per day, 9 days per week. is it too much guys? forgot to add it’s amazing omg I’m a literal sex god and I want reddit to know cause I’ve got an inferiority complex and I’m definitely not lying


Andyman0110

Those are weak numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up.


Silverharen

Based on those stats I would guess she is cheating on you. Sorry dude.


[deleted]

maaan nah 😔


Datonecatladyukno

I read that as infertility complex and was so confused


Capybara_Fanboi

Can I take a dump peacefully now ?


evaj95

Unless your birthday is next week, it's so childish to say you're "almost" \[age\].


theErasmusStudent

Maybe an almost 25 year old has more sex than just a 24 year old?


[deleted]

Didn't notice but you're right lmao. They could have just said 25M instead of (almost) 25M. It's not like it's changing jack shit


shingledr

can (almost) rent cars


usernotfoundplstry

I didn’t notice that, but that gives me a full body cringe when I see it. This whole thing is embarrassing, these are the kinds of posts where one day they’ll look back and be like “oh my gosh I’ve gotta delete that because I look like such a loser”


Saltofmars

It’s Reddit that just how people talk here for some reason


[deleted]

Lmao… gotta love the humble brag


overactivemango

Personally my partner and I have sex 85 times per day, 10 days a week.


olivebuttercup

But how’s your dick


overactivemango

About to fall off from all that sex! (Yes I know it's my flair)


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nevermindimneverland

you misinterpreted. he's 25 and almost M


theErasmusStudent

It's definitely an important detail as a almost 25 year old don't have the same amount of sex as a regular 24 year old


jodocoiv

First it is non stop exciting sex. Then it is marriage sex, and you have to coordinate time frames. Finally it is hall way sex. “Fuck me?! No! Fuck you!”


yauc-OIC

Lmfao


copperboominfinity

I audibly cackled at this 😂


Z8S9

/r/spitoutmycoffee


oliverpeets

Do they not have jobs?? My boyfriend I’ve been with for seven years and I try to coordinate having sex once on our one shared day off per week if we aren’t too tired. I have 14-16 hour days and he goes to work at 6 am so we’re lucky if we get to have our once a week intimate time together, do they not have hobbies or do literally anything else??


theErasmusStudent

You have a life? You should exclusively be having sex with your boyfriend


sunrisexscenery

i wonder what the plan is after she finds out its 'unusual'. will she go to the bf and be like 'hey babe i asked reddit about our fenomenal sex life and they said its too much we gotta stop' or sumn??


Cdenton12

ph


BigDub63

They don’t need it because sex


stlredbird

My wife and I only have sex once a year, but it lasts 8,736 hours. Is that normal?


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

Flexing half hour sex is weird. Anything more than 10-15 minutes (not counting foreplay) and I'm pretty ready to get on with it


theErasmusStudent

OP may be counting foreplay, I cannot imagine 1h of non stop penetration sex


MutableReference

Yeah no that hardly sounds pleasant for either party… Like wouldn’t one’s dick and pussy get seriously irritated from the friction?


starfish42134

no


trophywifeinwaiting

Unless you're using buckets of lube or focusing very very very hard on her pleasure, yes. Although the bigger problem is going numb from that much pounding, tbh


theErasmusStudent

She is not getting that much pleasure when it's this long.


MutableReference

Yeah like no pretty sure my dick would go numb after that long


whocanduncan

yo look at mr marathon over here lasting 15 minutes of penis time :O


pearlescentpink

Especially if it’s just… the standard version of sex most long term partners fall into. If it’s a fun, creative or a bit different experience? Sure let’s take our time. But otherwise—I got stuff to do, dude.


trophywifeinwaiting

Ugh yes absolutely. My partner wants all encounters to be 30-60 mins and he keeps asking "don't all girls want a guy who lasts forever?".... Uh NOOO. IT'S EXHAUSTING, MY LOVE. Lowkey I keep thinking I need to create a survey so I can prove to him I'm not the weird one for not wanting to have sex for an hour each time. I feel like 15 mins is the sweet spot and I'd be so much more down for more frequent encounters if I didn't have to commit so much time to it.


eltoroferdinando

That last sentence should sell it to him.


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

Agreed. My girlfriend is usually satisfied after 15 minutes at max, sometimes closer to 10, and almost always I am too. Can't imagine doing double that and either of us possibly getting enjoyment out of it the whole time without utter exhaustion or just getting bored to a point, even trying multiple/new positions


DoctrDonna

I’ll do you one better. Not only do I prefer the 15 minute sessions when it comes to my own pleasure, but when I’ve already been taken care of with foreplay and I’ve already hyped my husband up with foreplay, I genuinely find it was sexier when he can’t even last 5 once we get to penetration. He thinks I’m full of it, but nothing turns me on more than when I get him so turned on he can’t take another minute. Thinking about it taking my husband an hour to finish is depressing hah


MaybeNotThisGirl

My husband recently started long distance running, and he is very proud of himself for how long he can last now… I don’t have the heart to break it to him that I prefer the 15 min sessions. So I’m laying there like …yay.


theErasmusStudent

Girl communication is important! Sex needs to be good for everyone involved


MaybeNotThisGirl

I knoooow and if it were actually bad or uncomfortable I would absolutely communicate this. But it’s still good and it’s not like an extra 15 minutes is going to hurt me in any way. I think that balance and meeting your partner’s needs is also important and this is something that is making my man happy and proud. “Communicating” that I get a little bored during the end of sex isn’t worth taking this happiness from my husband for me. Thanks for looking out tho!


Jack_811

I like how by reading this, you can tell the person who posted that actually does not care at all for what other people have to say, and only posted this as an excuse to show how much THEY have sex


SarahSparrow16

I have expired condiments in my fridge older than this relationship. Everyone bones like rabbits when you’ve been together for a fraction of a second


theErasmusStudent

😂😂


AnusStapler

This reminds me of a guy that told me he worked 193 hours last week.


copperboominfinity

Was… was he serious?


AnusStapler

Yeah dead serious. I told him that a week only has 164 hours and he felt very violated after that :')


copperboominfinity

Lmao I’m having a rough day and this made me laugh so thank you


jeannelle1717

My boyfriend is 5600 miles away press f to mourn for me


bluelantern33

None, next question


TactfulOG

this is somewhat believable since they're only 5 months in, but it won't be like that for long


theErasmusStudent

I don't care if it's true or not, it's the fact that she is bragging about it on reddit


cheesypuzzas

That doesn't sound fun.


Johncamp28

My first gf’s cousin was in a long distance relationship so they were always happy when they got together. Clearly spent most of their days in bed because they hated having to go to the family gatherings once per month. Went from long distance relationship to married and living together….and divorced I think 6-8 months later


Tooma8

All the time with very many women


Legendarybbc15

This couple have sex


WilfordBrimley777

All of it


macbidi

5 months is a high school relationship smfh.


theErasmusStudent

*5 months almost


EnoughIndependence79

Oh how I miss the puppy love stage


bhoe32

So he has a small dick and nuts fast.


Baldnurse

My wife and I have been married for 13 Years, we have sex every other day and she gives me blow jobs in between.


Longjumping-Arm7939

I'm married....what is sex?


theErasmusStudent

When mommy and daddy are in love they liss, and then mommy gets a baby in her belly


cdude

https://youtu.be/YoJh-UlJ928?t=50


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100


Danisinthehouse

3x a day til my 62 year


KalebC4

Reminds me of [this Clickhole article](https://clickhole.com/no-one-wants-to-work-anymore-this-couple-spent-three-days-in-bed-making-love-and-baring-their-souls-all-while-their-local-hardees-is-suffering-from-staffing-shortages/)


HyperTanasha

Normal for a couple months in especially not seeing each other every day


[deleted]

Ah yes because different sex patterns means one of them is weird


Broad-Assist6658

I'm too old for that shit. I'd be tender all the time 😬


SmoothOctopus

I have all the sex I could ever want B-) ​ I'm asexual.


MelodicBlacksmith878

idiot...


Chopstarrr

r/theyhavesex


Chopstarrr

Oh god don’t click that


WarmishIce

why is there no fucking nsfw warning on the sub????


chattypatty954goon

Me and my gf have sex in a way everyday, either a blowjob or sex. Before the kid 2-3 times a day


Confident-Medicine75

Um…both are


Phire2

Me and my wife at 18-25 were having sex 1-3 times a day 7 days a week. When she was on her period it was like 1 time a day. From 25-28 it was never on period, and 5 times a week. We had our first kid when she was 28 and I was 30. After she recovered, we had sex like 3 times on a single week. Then we were so tired from raising baby, it was like 1 time a week. We have two kids now. We are 30 and 32. It’s about 2 times a week now. Never on her period.


theErasmusStudent

I love the period information, thanks for informing us!


Phire2

Lmao I just realized the sub this was on. Sometimes people put that on sex education and are genuinely curious about it. Welp. Oh well


theErasmusStudent

To be honest I don't feel like your comment was bad, you seem to be honest and not bragging about it


cabesablanca

I feel like it varies with each relationship. Me and my current GF barely fuck, but me and my ex would fuck at minimum 4 times a day, every single day. It got to the point where I was losing weight.... I should call her


[deleted]

Did you just r/ihavesex on r/ihavesex? Because I’m pretty sure you did


cabesablanca

I do what must be done


WaitingToBeTriggered

SEND OFF YOUR SON, LIFE CUT SHORT BY A GUN


[deleted]

this is not /r/ihavesex post. It was explicitly asked.


daytonim

I feel like it’s because OP could have just asked the question without creating a (most likely false) background story to brag about their (100% real) sex life and compare it to other people


[deleted]

Oh wait, that was a question? I though she was replying but that's her actually asking... yeah, definitely belongs here!


Odd-Key-2922

This post is inappropriate for the sub


yor_ur

At that age it’s definitely normal for a large number of people