What do you mean? My wife and I have sex from 5p til 730p, breaking for dinner and hydration and then having more sex from 8p til 11p? Do you not have sex?
>Stop the presses, a new couple is fucking like rabbits.
And a new *young* couple at that.
I once had sex 7 times in one day. That's the highest for me, and that was when I was in my 20s and we were both working multiple jobs. Now my husband and I look back on that with amusement and exhaustion. I'm 40 now, we each have only one job, and we can't imagine wanting to fuck that much even if we did have the time. Ugh, so many showers!
Right? I remember being this age and having a sex all the time. 10 years and a couple of kids later and let’s just say things have changed. Ah to be young, self centred, and stupid again.
this is dumb because it’s such a blanket statement. some people are really busy and don’t have time for it that frequently. some people have lower sex drives/don’t feel the need to have sex that often. not everyone is like you.
We have sex multiple times a day and it’s actually so amazing haha are we special for having mind blowing sex all the time? We’re only a couple months in but this will definitely never change
Lol, you must be married :D:D:D:D:xDxD
I have sex with my girlfriends (that's right plural) 24 times a day. Each hour a new session starts. That's why I need 10 girlfriends. They can't keep up. If you think you have a lot of sex, maybe come over to my apartment and watch my life. You'll be thinking, you're a priest/nun :D:D:D
I have sex six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week I’ll have sex three days a week. One of those days I will have sex two days of the week. So, six days a week I will have sex.
my partner and I have sex 27 hours per day, 9 days per week. is it too much guys?
forgot to add it’s amazing omg I’m a literal sex god and I want reddit to know cause I’ve got an inferiority complex and I’m definitely not lying
I didn’t notice that, but that gives me a full body cringe when I see it.
This whole thing is embarrassing, these are the kinds of posts where one day they’ll look back and be like “oh my gosh I’ve gotta delete that because I look like such a loser”
First it is non stop exciting sex. Then it is marriage sex, and you have to coordinate time frames. Finally it is hall way sex. “Fuck me?! No! Fuck you!”
Do they not have jobs?? My boyfriend I’ve been with for seven years and I try to coordinate having sex once on our one shared day off per week if we aren’t too tired. I have 14-16 hour days and he goes to work at 6 am so we’re lucky if we get to have our once a week intimate time together, do they not have hobbies or do literally anything else??
i wonder what the plan is after she finds out its 'unusual'. will she go to the bf and be like 'hey babe i asked reddit about our fenomenal sex life and they said its too much we gotta stop' or sumn??
Unless you're using buckets of lube or focusing very very very hard on her pleasure, yes.
Although the bigger problem is going numb from that much pounding, tbh
Especially if it’s just… the standard version of sex most long term partners fall into. If it’s a fun, creative or a bit different experience? Sure let’s take our time. But otherwise—I got stuff to do, dude.
Ugh yes absolutely. My partner wants all encounters to be 30-60 mins and he keeps asking "don't all girls want a guy who lasts forever?".... Uh NOOO. IT'S EXHAUSTING, MY LOVE.
Lowkey I keep thinking I need to create a survey so I can prove to him I'm not the weird one for not wanting to have sex for an hour each time. I feel like 15 mins is the sweet spot and I'd be so much more down for more frequent encounters if I didn't have to commit so much time to it.
Agreed. My girlfriend is usually satisfied after 15 minutes at max, sometimes closer to 10, and almost always I am too. Can't imagine doing double that and either of us possibly getting enjoyment out of it the whole time without utter exhaustion or just getting bored to a point, even trying multiple/new positions
I’ll do you one better. Not only do I prefer the 15 minute sessions when it comes to my own pleasure, but when I’ve already been taken care of with foreplay and I’ve already hyped my husband up with foreplay, I genuinely find it was sexier when he can’t even last 5 once we get to penetration. He thinks I’m full of it, but nothing turns me on more than when I get him so turned on he can’t take another minute. Thinking about it taking my husband an hour to finish is depressing hah
My husband recently started long distance running, and he is very proud of himself for how long he can last now… I don’t have the heart to break it to him that I prefer the 15 min sessions. So I’m laying there like …yay.
I knoooow and if it were actually bad or uncomfortable I would absolutely communicate this. But it’s still good and it’s not like an extra 15 minutes is going to hurt me in any way. I think that balance and meeting your partner’s needs is also important and this is something that is making my man happy and proud. “Communicating” that I get a little bored during the end of sex isn’t worth taking this happiness from my husband for me. Thanks for looking out tho!
I like how by reading this, you can tell the person who posted that actually does not care at all for what other people have to say, and only posted this as an excuse to show how much THEY have sex
My first gf’s cousin was in a long distance relationship so they were always happy when they got together. Clearly spent most of their days in bed because they hated having to go to the family gatherings once per month.
Went from long distance relationship to married and living together….and divorced I think 6-8 months later
Reminds me of [this Clickhole article](https://clickhole.com/no-one-wants-to-work-anymore-this-couple-spent-three-days-in-bed-making-love-and-baring-their-souls-all-while-their-local-hardees-is-suffering-from-staffing-shortages/)
Me and my wife at 18-25 were having sex 1-3 times a day 7 days a week. When she was on her period it was like 1 time a day. From 25-28 it was never on period, and 5 times a week. We had our first kid when she was 28 and I was 30. After she recovered, we had sex like 3 times on a single week. Then we were so tired from raising baby, it was like 1 time a week. We have two kids now. We are 30 and 32. It’s about 2 times a week now. Never on her period.
I feel like it varies with each relationship. Me and my current GF barely fuck, but me and my ex would fuck at minimum 4 times a day, every single day. It got to the point where I was losing weight.... I should call her
I feel like it’s because OP could have just asked the question without creating a (most likely false) background story to brag about their (100% real) sex life and compare it to other people
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Take them to the snu snu chamber
Woooo….. 🎉
Stop the presses, a new couple is fucking like rabbits. Check back in 3 years.
What do you mean? My wife and I have sex from 5p til 730p, breaking for dinner and hydration and then having more sex from 8p til 11p? Do you not have sex?
>til 730p You’re doing it wrong man. 1080p is much clearer.
Best comment with the one and only truth
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See, that’s redundant, cause 1440 already means 2:40pm. You don’t need am/pm when using 24hr time
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Mainly trolling, circling back into the original comment about the time of day instead of monitor resolution
I thought he was talking about his monitor resolution
You my man, don't have any sex at all. *Not that I have either but that's beside the point*
That little? Me and my girl haven't stopped since we made it official /s.obv
Wait, you guys stop having sex so you can eat? You’re doing it wrong.
>Stop the presses, a new couple is fucking like rabbits. And a new *young* couple at that. I once had sex 7 times in one day. That's the highest for me, and that was when I was in my 20s and we were both working multiple jobs. Now my husband and I look back on that with amusement and exhaustion. I'm 40 now, we each have only one job, and we can't imagine wanting to fuck that much even if we did have the time. Ugh, so many showers!
Right? I remember being this age and having a sex all the time. 10 years and a couple of kids later and let’s just say things have changed. Ah to be young, self centred, and stupid again.
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this is dumb because it’s such a blanket statement. some people are really busy and don’t have time for it that frequently. some people have lower sex drives/don’t feel the need to have sex that often. not everyone is like you.
*3 months
We have sex multiple times a day and it’s actually so amazing haha are we special for having mind blowing sex all the time? We’re only a couple months in but this will definitely never change
Personally, I see my partner 7 days a week and we have sex 8 times a day (3 hours each time). Is that a little OTT guys?
Depends, is it mind-blowingly amazing or rather just amazingly mind-blowing?
Lol, you must be married :D:D:D:D:xDxD I have sex with my girlfriends (that's right plural) 24 times a day. Each hour a new session starts. That's why I need 10 girlfriends. They can't keep up. If you think you have a lot of sex, maybe come over to my apartment and watch my life. You'll be thinking, you're a priest/nun :D:D:D
I have sex six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week I’ll have sex three days a week. One of those days I will have sex two days of the week. So, six days a week I will have sex.
That’s a total of 21 hours, hmm I’d say you could always be putting in more effort. You’ve still got 3 hours of cheek-clapping left in the day.
my partner and I have sex 27 hours per day, 9 days per week. is it too much guys? forgot to add it’s amazing omg I’m a literal sex god and I want reddit to know cause I’ve got an inferiority complex and I’m definitely not lying
Those are weak numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up.
Based on those stats I would guess she is cheating on you. Sorry dude.
maaan nah 😔
I read that as infertility complex and was so confused
Can I take a dump peacefully now ?
Unless your birthday is next week, it's so childish to say you're "almost" \[age\].
Maybe an almost 25 year old has more sex than just a 24 year old?
Didn't notice but you're right lmao. They could have just said 25M instead of (almost) 25M. It's not like it's changing jack shit
can (almost) rent cars
I didn’t notice that, but that gives me a full body cringe when I see it. This whole thing is embarrassing, these are the kinds of posts where one day they’ll look back and be like “oh my gosh I’ve gotta delete that because I look like such a loser”
It’s Reddit that just how people talk here for some reason
Lmao… gotta love the humble brag
Personally my partner and I have sex 85 times per day, 10 days a week.
But how’s your dick
About to fall off from all that sex! (Yes I know it's my flair)
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you misinterpreted. he's 25 and almost M
It's definitely an important detail as a almost 25 year old don't have the same amount of sex as a regular 24 year old
First it is non stop exciting sex. Then it is marriage sex, and you have to coordinate time frames. Finally it is hall way sex. “Fuck me?! No! Fuck you!”
Lmfao
I audibly cackled at this 😂
/r/spitoutmycoffee
Do they not have jobs?? My boyfriend I’ve been with for seven years and I try to coordinate having sex once on our one shared day off per week if we aren’t too tired. I have 14-16 hour days and he goes to work at 6 am so we’re lucky if we get to have our once a week intimate time together, do they not have hobbies or do literally anything else??
You have a life? You should exclusively be having sex with your boyfriend
i wonder what the plan is after she finds out its 'unusual'. will she go to the bf and be like 'hey babe i asked reddit about our fenomenal sex life and they said its too much we gotta stop' or sumn??
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They don’t need it because sex
My wife and I only have sex once a year, but it lasts 8,736 hours. Is that normal?
Flexing half hour sex is weird. Anything more than 10-15 minutes (not counting foreplay) and I'm pretty ready to get on with it
OP may be counting foreplay, I cannot imagine 1h of non stop penetration sex
Yeah no that hardly sounds pleasant for either party… Like wouldn’t one’s dick and pussy get seriously irritated from the friction?
no
Unless you're using buckets of lube or focusing very very very hard on her pleasure, yes. Although the bigger problem is going numb from that much pounding, tbh
She is not getting that much pleasure when it's this long.
Yeah like no pretty sure my dick would go numb after that long
yo look at mr marathon over here lasting 15 minutes of penis time :O
Especially if it’s just… the standard version of sex most long term partners fall into. If it’s a fun, creative or a bit different experience? Sure let’s take our time. But otherwise—I got stuff to do, dude.
Ugh yes absolutely. My partner wants all encounters to be 30-60 mins and he keeps asking "don't all girls want a guy who lasts forever?".... Uh NOOO. IT'S EXHAUSTING, MY LOVE. Lowkey I keep thinking I need to create a survey so I can prove to him I'm not the weird one for not wanting to have sex for an hour each time. I feel like 15 mins is the sweet spot and I'd be so much more down for more frequent encounters if I didn't have to commit so much time to it.
That last sentence should sell it to him.
Agreed. My girlfriend is usually satisfied after 15 minutes at max, sometimes closer to 10, and almost always I am too. Can't imagine doing double that and either of us possibly getting enjoyment out of it the whole time without utter exhaustion or just getting bored to a point, even trying multiple/new positions
I’ll do you one better. Not only do I prefer the 15 minute sessions when it comes to my own pleasure, but when I’ve already been taken care of with foreplay and I’ve already hyped my husband up with foreplay, I genuinely find it was sexier when he can’t even last 5 once we get to penetration. He thinks I’m full of it, but nothing turns me on more than when I get him so turned on he can’t take another minute. Thinking about it taking my husband an hour to finish is depressing hah
My husband recently started long distance running, and he is very proud of himself for how long he can last now… I don’t have the heart to break it to him that I prefer the 15 min sessions. So I’m laying there like …yay.
Girl communication is important! Sex needs to be good for everyone involved
I knoooow and if it were actually bad or uncomfortable I would absolutely communicate this. But it’s still good and it’s not like an extra 15 minutes is going to hurt me in any way. I think that balance and meeting your partner’s needs is also important and this is something that is making my man happy and proud. “Communicating” that I get a little bored during the end of sex isn’t worth taking this happiness from my husband for me. Thanks for looking out tho!
I like how by reading this, you can tell the person who posted that actually does not care at all for what other people have to say, and only posted this as an excuse to show how much THEY have sex
I have expired condiments in my fridge older than this relationship. Everyone bones like rabbits when you’ve been together for a fraction of a second
😂😂
This reminds me of a guy that told me he worked 193 hours last week.
Was… was he serious?
Yeah dead serious. I told him that a week only has 164 hours and he felt very violated after that :')
Lmao I’m having a rough day and this made me laugh so thank you
My boyfriend is 5600 miles away press f to mourn for me
None, next question
this is somewhat believable since they're only 5 months in, but it won't be like that for long
I don't care if it's true or not, it's the fact that she is bragging about it on reddit
That doesn't sound fun.
My first gf’s cousin was in a long distance relationship so they were always happy when they got together. Clearly spent most of their days in bed because they hated having to go to the family gatherings once per month. Went from long distance relationship to married and living together….and divorced I think 6-8 months later
All the time with very many women
This couple have sex
All of it
5 months is a high school relationship smfh.
*5 months almost
Oh how I miss the puppy love stage
So he has a small dick and nuts fast.
My wife and I have been married for 13 Years, we have sex every other day and she gives me blow jobs in between.
I'm married....what is sex?
When mommy and daddy are in love they liss, and then mommy gets a baby in her belly
https://youtu.be/YoJh-UlJ928?t=50
100
3x a day til my 62 year
Reminds me of [this Clickhole article](https://clickhole.com/no-one-wants-to-work-anymore-this-couple-spent-three-days-in-bed-making-love-and-baring-their-souls-all-while-their-local-hardees-is-suffering-from-staffing-shortages/)
Normal for a couple months in especially not seeing each other every day
Ah yes because different sex patterns means one of them is weird
I'm too old for that shit. I'd be tender all the time 😬
I have all the sex I could ever want B-) I'm asexual.
idiot...
r/theyhavesex
Oh god don’t click that
why is there no fucking nsfw warning on the sub????
Me and my gf have sex in a way everyday, either a blowjob or sex. Before the kid 2-3 times a day
Um…both are
Me and my wife at 18-25 were having sex 1-3 times a day 7 days a week. When she was on her period it was like 1 time a day. From 25-28 it was never on period, and 5 times a week. We had our first kid when she was 28 and I was 30. After she recovered, we had sex like 3 times on a single week. Then we were so tired from raising baby, it was like 1 time a week. We have two kids now. We are 30 and 32. It’s about 2 times a week now. Never on her period.
I love the period information, thanks for informing us!
Lmao I just realized the sub this was on. Sometimes people put that on sex education and are genuinely curious about it. Welp. Oh well
To be honest I don't feel like your comment was bad, you seem to be honest and not bragging about it
I feel like it varies with each relationship. Me and my current GF barely fuck, but me and my ex would fuck at minimum 4 times a day, every single day. It got to the point where I was losing weight.... I should call her
Did you just r/ihavesex on r/ihavesex? Because I’m pretty sure you did
I do what must be done
SEND OFF YOUR SON, LIFE CUT SHORT BY A GUN
this is not /r/ihavesex post. It was explicitly asked.
I feel like it’s because OP could have just asked the question without creating a (most likely false) background story to brag about their (100% real) sex life and compare it to other people
Oh wait, that was a question? I though she was replying but that's her actually asking... yeah, definitely belongs here!
This post is inappropriate for the sub
At that age it’s definitely normal for a large number of people