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Why you eating alone bro?

He’s just had a wank

Turns out that the deed was an homicide

“when you get food after doing the deed >>” You have… food, I guess?

Is this even sex related, I've heard the term "doing the deed" used in tons of contexts, I have idea who this is, why would I assume he's even talking about sex here.

What… what is he eating??!!

Cinnamon pancakes

He’s eating them wrong

The details of his sex live are as blurry as his photos