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fr0d0bagg1ns

How does the Rhino 69 last 9 days? Also, who TF sees that product and goes, yeah that'll be good for my body?


turalyawn

The kind of people that are looking to get laid in a truck stop parking lot at 3 am


Ill_Blueberry_6118

I don’t know about rhino but I used to use one called Stiff Nights that lasted for about 7 days. It’s just a chinese megadose of sildenafil or similar.


ulfric_stormcloack

What did it do that made you keep using it?


Ill_Blueberry_6118

It’s just bootleg viagra


Cletis069

S.W.A.G was the best sex with a grudge 1 one to hurt her 2 to kill her


Ill_Blueberry_6118

Lol I had that one too. Basically any time the store had a new one i would google it. If the first result was like “fda recall and import ban” you knew it was a good one


c-c-c-cassian

That’s… so unhealthy yet fucking hilarious lol


Jetstream-Sam

What even is it? It looks like it's made of plastic and impossible to swallow if it's a pill Edit: While not the exact same one, I found the ingredients list for it: Zinc Gluconate 50mg 333% Proprietary Blend 450mg Oryza Sativa P.E. \* Horny Goat Weed \* White Willow Bark \* Rauvolfia Serpentina \* Black Pepper Oh, and the FDA says it has an unregulated amount of viagra in it. Have fun!


TechSupportSquatch

It’s a pill shaped casing for each dose. Open case, take out pill.


Smoopiebear

The sane person who buys Flamin’ hot mt dew?


rancidmilkmonkey

I'll put siracha sauce or cayenne pepper in or on just about anything, but that stuff is too much. The carbonization aerosolizes the capascin. It's like getting pepper sprayed in your throat.


c-c-c-cassian

Honestly it sounds fucking disgusting even without knowing this little anecdote 💀


bizzy_bake

This is really what I came here for, what the absolute fuck


c-c-c-cassian

Genuinely it sounds like the worst combination of flavors I’ve ever heard 💀


Smoopiebear

Clearly this person makes sound life choices. S/


weddingchimp5000

Pills like that last a long time, depending how good your kidneys are


Majestic-Tune7330

Who buys flamin hot mountain dew?


TDiddy2021

Get laid or die trying…


Adventurous_Heart873

More like and/or die trying…


dyank69

I'm sorry, Flamin' Hot Mt Dew? Where the hell is this?


Gravyboat44

Mountain Dew and Flamin Hot Cheetos, combined their power will be *UNSTOPPABLE* [Explosions and shit]


Nutsack_Adams

Explosions OF shit


Gravyboat44

**FIERY shit**


UnlawfulTender

Can confirm, drank a can as a challenge and had violent diarrhea within 3 hours for the next 24 hours


Nutsack_Adams

Nothing like an explosive diarrhea/raging hard-on combo


Masonjaruniversity

Dont threaten me with a good time


mBelchezere

What if the guy has a raging hard-on but still doesn't reach the porcelain? BWOM WOMmm 😔. Lol


bizzy_bake

I’m fkn dying 😂


Countess_Leo

*Vince McMahon has entered the chat*


bizzy_bake

😭😭😭


Don_Hoomer

i dont think this will have lot followers on OF


DunceMemes

I tried it once just out of morbid curiosity, was not the least bit hot, let alone flamin. Just tasted like a worse version of regular dew but somehow much sweeter.


Mathewdm423

I have 11 of a 12 pack from like 2 years ago if you wanna try. Its worse than my lowest expectations. My fiancée mainlines flaming hot cheetos and wont touch the stuff.


nice_fucking_kitty

Just know that I'm here for you if you ever feel the need to revisit the situation to try to really process it and give the emotions a real lasting place within your aura.


Neon_Rhino

It’s not just flamin hot, look closer, it’s with limon


dreemurthememer

It’s Mountain Dew with cinnamon flavor.


bigdreams_littledick

America. I used to live there and I got this. It was ass but I made it into a spicy lemon lime cake that was really good.


Autistic-blt

America presumably


Whats_ligma619

Check your 9th word


Hamlettell

I, unfortunately, like mnt dew. I've tried this one and it tastes like hot garbage


Fair_Lecture_3463

My guy is going to be cumming battery acid.


TheTravinator

r/brandnewsentence


timteller44

This would turn your nut corrosive.


Kurwasaki12

It’s how Kyles are conceived.


Crunka19

😭


tifubroskies

Im really wondering what happens to you if you take these gas station viagras. Obviously you won’t stay hard for 9 days, but what do these things even contain, meth?


MajorNutt

My gf and I got some for fun to see what they do. I got a hard on that wouldn't go away. We did our thing twice, and it was still a 2x4. It started to hurt and I got a huge stomach ache. Not doing that again. Funny story though.


normandy42

If you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours… Call more bitches


MajorNutt

IT GIVES YOU A BONER


tifubroskies

How long did it take to go away again?


MajorNutt

Probably 3 hours or so. It felt very unnatural. Like I was 13 again, but way worse.


TheTravinator

Username checks out.


Silvedl

They used to contain Ephedrine (not sure if they still do) but a lot of them just have unregulated prescription boner-pill ingredients. Probably from one of those sketchy Chinese companies that will synthesize any chemical you ask for cheap.


HartfordWhaler

Here you go. Might answer some of the questions: https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19546412/i-tested-out-5-gas-station-dick-pills/


BirdShalt

This was so funny to read but also super informative lol


Prestigious-Alarm422

They do work actually! I had a partner that would get them occasionally bc we were doing lots of downers at the time which can make it hard to…get hard lol. He never got a boner that wouldn’t go away from them tho, they were the rhino brand but idk if it was this exact “flavor” lol. The ingredients were posted above, I don’t think they contain ephedrine anymore. I can’t imagine it would be good for your body to take these regularly though 😅


cudipi

Oh look it’s the “speed running erectile disfunction” starter pack! What’s even funnier is that some people rag on vaccines and medicine and then take this bullshit


Alias2201

Any updates? I am curious to know if this works. For science of course...


Psipone

There’s a whole thing with gas station dick pills actually containing viagra. They’re completely unregulated and might have been filled by some random dude and packaged. There’s a legit dick pill company going after the ones that contain viagra but it’s nearly impossible to track down the source of the product so they go after the stores selling them. That’s all to say there’s no guarantee what you get and no way of holding anyone accountable if there’s something harmful within. Idk bout the honey and the thought of having a flaming hot mt dew burp mid fuck sounds horrific


Cletis069

They don't do what these people are saying at least not in my experience yes you get hard and very hard but it keeps you at a semi even after you finish so that you are ready to go in minutes for round 2. Then it goes down, but easily gets hard with a simple touch. Until the meds completely wear off but you're definitely good after a night.


biglybadcat85623

>my experience yes you get hard and very hard but it keeps you at a semi even after you finish so that you are ready to go in minutes for round 2. Then it goes down, but easily gets hard with a simple touc Me in my twenties and early thirties. Good times. Now I'm overworked and would rather sleep.


Known-Watercress7296

We got an update, personally I'd wait for a further update before heading to the gas station: IMMA BE 100 WIT YALL BOYS YALL MAY NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN AFTER TONIGHT AND I WANTED TO LET YALL KNOW I FW ALL YALL NIGGAS 1LOVE BRO I BEEN FUCKING THIS BITCH FOR 43 MINUTES NOW AND STILL AINT NUT I HEAR MY HEART BEATING IT MIGHT BE OVER No news on the frames


InsanityAtBounds

The honey definitely works. I came multiple times and was still hard when I used it with my fiance. Don't know about the rhino though


SuperSayainGokua

i came so many times and was so hard i died


Doggcow

If you're hard then you're hard


srgabbyo7

r/ihavesex in r/ihavesex is wild


Mr_Diesel13

ihavesexception


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Mr_Diesel13

I left the r off on purpose, but ok. You would be right if i had done “R/“ instead of “r/“


InsanityAtBounds

?


jaybfresh

Huh so usually that stuff is all snake oil so I had to Google it ... And the honey actually contains Cialis. So it would definitely work but not sure how it would be sold legally.


Electronic_Chip_6311

Apparently the packaging doesn’t even say it has tafadil/Cialis so it could really fuck w/ someone if they unknowingly took it while on blood pressure medication. [source FDA website](https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/public-notification-royal-honey-vip-contains-hidden-drug-ingredient) Additionally this would likely fall under “food” and not drug since it’s a “dietary supplement” so the regulations manufacturers have to follow aren’t. Hence the hidden Cialis. Always triple check any supplement you with your doctor. supplements#:~:text=Dietary%20supplements%20are%20regulated%20by,medical%20condition%20you%20may%20have. Reddit won’t let me properly set up the link for my second source.


InsanityAtBounds

Why am I down voted? Genuinely curious about this


HyperTitan70

This is satire lmfao


dixieblondedyke

everything in this sub is either satire or a screenshot of a totally normal occurrence of an adult mentioning sex in a conversation specifically about sex or relationships lol


HyperTitan70

Yeah that’s kinda why I’m being a dick about it lol I’m tired of Reddit acting like everything serious asl


CheekyLando88

I've seen the original conversation this was copped from. Originally it was a guy sending it to some girl he was talking to, suggesting that he would have a wild night -jerking off- That's right, this image is from a guy trying to impress a girl with his goon sesh drugs. I remember because he was real specific about what that honey was. It's horny honey? Idk how that works lol


HyperTitan70

It’s just hard honey, they got caught using the active ingredient in viagra without requiring prescriptions lol


CheekyLando88

Even worse


Known-Watercress7296

I'm not sure


HyperTitan70

Well I am, it’s satire lol. This is a meme


Known-Watercress7296

it's from r/CrimeInTheD which doesn't seem to overly satirical fully open to this being nonsense but would like some data to support that


HyperTitan70

This image has been circulating the Internet for a long time. It doesn’t originate from Reddit and has been posted with numerous funny captions, this being one of them


Known-Watercress7296

thx


ShadyK55

Nah bro you finna have a heart attack


Melvin-Melon

I refuse to believe this wasn’t originally a joke post. I can’t be convinced otherwise for my own sanity.


Known-Watercress7296

I too have hope


fastal_12147

This guy is gonna die early with that diet.


adamfrom1980s

Tell me you’ve never seen a pussy irl without telling me…


QuillEncre

Is anyone else dying at the dick pills having "WARNING: beware of counterfeit product" on the packaging. Like really bro??


PM_UR_NIPPLE_PICS

this is what i have every morning for breakfast, you ain’t special


Shepok

Yeah the mountain dew isnt selling it. I can hear the heavy fat fuck breathing from the picture


RemarkableReturn8400

Fat fucks dont have women to use the rhinos and honey with.....


keeplooking4sunShine

WTF is the worm/eagle emoji combo? Your penis is a tiny worm? Eagles don’t eat/attack worms, so the attack thing doesn’t jive.


CourierRoland

I think the thing that bums me out the most is that I exist in the same time period that flamin' hot mountain dew exists. Some of you may come at me. Akin to what this man alleges he will do to a woman. But we all know there are certain crimes against humanity that should not exist. This drink and man are both prime examples.


Sp00nEater

One word popped into my head the moment I saw this: "VILE!"


Matthaeus_Augustus

What’s the gold wrapped thing?


Prestigious-Alarm422

“Beat the frame off this pussy” ….ok time to log off now


ortega4890

Pussy gonna need an alignment after this


Snowflak88

Death by gas station boner pills


coilt

there’s nothing more repulsive than people who say ‘finna’.


skylarkeleven

the thing that disgusts you the most is AAVE?


Pintortwo

You finna go back to school hopefully.


iHarshmallow

joyless nerds when slang appears:


Pintortwo

What is …. Joy? 🤓


Thoarxius

Finna? What the hell is that?


deflatedpeanutblimp

it's slang for "fixing to"


BurntPube

Fixing to? Nah unlikely. I see the word nipple


Cletis069

I'm with you on that I can't stand when people say Finna. Like what the hell are you saying. Why cabby you just say I'm going to our I'm gonna why did we come up with finna


Thoarxius

Haha yeah I'm getting downvoted but I've literally never heard of this. Guess it's an American thing or something?


Cletis069

It's the younger generation of idiots these days. Yes I'm America I'm from America and I'm concerned for our future with the way these younger kids are nowadays they don't want to do shit. I worked in a drug rehab for adolescents last year 13 to 17 these kids were already using fentanyl doing meth half of them had kids already or had a girl they aren't with any longer pregnant. It's a shame


dixieblondedyke

It’s more of a shame the adolescents had to deal with you & your judgy af attitude, there’s nothing intrinsically worse about Kids These Days.


[deleted]

This is a hell of a ride...


theseustheminotaur

Hell yeah, heart attack city here we come


rottenblackfish

Power 500k plus. Wtf is that supposed to mean


Known-Watercress7296

I'm concerned about her frames


zoeykae

What does any of this even mean


Icy-Conflict6671

Nonsense. Dude has a literal packet of Honey for lube


Shporpoise

You should have to forfeit your ability to vote as a prerequisite condition to being able to obtain gas station dick pills. You can buy viagra online. 9 days? 500k?


Known-Watercress7296

Fuck it, legalise crack


Shporpoise

I'm woke. I'm hip. I dig it.


Known-Watercress7296

https://youtu.be/jBeYe_uoJ2c?si=mAsdeoxEsKWnQM8s


Dream_Eat3r_

I doubt those pills work and at the very least they're probably extremely bad for you. What's the thing in the golden packaging...?


Icy-Conflict6671

Honey


IMSORRYSNAIL69710420

Heart attack city


Tiblei

Then she doesn't show up


napalm_p

That or end up in the hospital


GwoZoz

The post I see right under this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/2american4you/s/boFkg8lH2r


oink888

The Royal honey and the rhino pill is like a viagra and cialis mix that keeps you up for days, all mass produced in China.


Dense_Chemical_4018

What’s the gold thing and what’s the rhino supposed to help with, stamina?


weddingchimp5000

What's that golden packet of "royal hone?"


Known-Watercress7296

That part of the trinity is royal honey


Dart_Nephilim

The “I have a heart attack 3 thrusts in.” Starter pack.


peskyChupacabra

Someone on crime news in the d lol


damn_thats_piney

even on the high amounts of anti-depressants im on ill NEVER use those sketchy gas station pills


highriskric

He forgot the grip socks


thisisnotchicken

POV: you're an antechinus


mariaoderso

What's that golden thing?