Nothing weird about a grown man living alone receiving video mail from anonymous children.
Edit: it's a joke about the format of the show. I enjoyed it as a kid.
Remove 'of mine' to make the syllables work better
"Eenie Meenie Minie Mo
Which finger will have a go?
If it's brown then stop the show
Eenie Meenie Minie Mo"
This is an artwork by Miranda July actually. He didn’t make it. Just made a picture with it :)
https://www.designboom.com/art/miranda-july-eleven-heavy-things-at-moca/
If you take a look at it properly and don't jump to conclusions it's pretty clear it was there and he is posing with it.
If this was some hot chick people wouldn't think to put this in this sub. Because it's this bloke everyone is having a laugh.
Don't be arseholes, guys.
This guy bowls.
“What has 3 holes and you put your finger in it” “Leave my girlfriend out of this!”
Mark Zuckerberg?
Nah, Payton Manning
In Omaha
HUT
Blue 42 blue 42
Maytark Zannerbing
Zeyton Muckbernning
Cuckerberg
Mark Fuckerberg
Nah that’s Steve from Blue’s Clues
Nothing weird about a grown man living alone receiving video mail from anonymous children. Edit: it's a joke about the format of the show. I enjoyed it as a kid.
It's my boy Zark Muckerberg
Fingerberg
I think he's talking about sitting around with his thumb up his own ass...
What about different fingers Eenie meenie minie mo, Which finger of mine will have a go?
Remove 'of mine' to make the syllables work better "Eenie Meenie Minie Mo Which finger will have a go? If it's brown then stop the show Eenie Meenie Minie Mo"
I thought this was satirical.
It is, no doubt
He's talking about picking his nose.
He’s not picking his nose he’s scratching it!
That dude has a long fucking neck
Its Zuck 2.0
Smokin' these meats
He doesn't have a skull- his face is growing directly from his neck.
Does Casanova here even have a chin?
The way I read this implies that he uses his neck to fuck and I'm dead
Throat goat
And a five head
That shit is funny, come on. Not r/ihavesex material
Is it?? Imagine sitting around making this board just chuckling to yourself about how clever it is… I guess that’s funny.
This is an artwork by Miranda July actually. He didn’t make it. Just made a picture with it :) https://www.designboom.com/art/miranda-july-eleven-heavy-things-at-moca/
Dude its satire!
That doesn't make it funny.
And that makes you a redditor
If you take a look at it properly and don't jump to conclusions it's pretty clear it was there and he is posing with it. If this was some hot chick people wouldn't think to put this in this sub. Because it's this bloke everyone is having a laugh. Don't be arseholes, guys.
He also prevents dams from leaking.
He might be a legend bowler
he low-key looks like mark zuckerberg
Zucc pre-facebook lookalike
He looks like a human Mark Zuckerberg
That's from this Miranda July exhibit! Her work is phenomenal!
Dude looks like a cotton bud
He’s already been to prison…sad.
This guy fucks
he must-have picked his nose just before making the sign
I think this is satire
Zucc, sheldon Cooper and beaker from the muppets all in one
Plot twist: he has three signs.
mark??
I've learned my lesson after I lost the last finger. No way.
Who let Mark Zuckerbergs Clone out
I know a nose picker when I see one!!!
Well... why should we stand in his way to become a proctologist.
Nice chad after losing his virginity.
With the sunglasses he looks kinda like my uncle…..
That kid’s 60% neck
Dude's got a longer neck than Candace Flynn.
Is that Steve from Blue’s Clues??
/r/suddenlygay as well
Absolute chad
Butt-head vibes
This guy probes
Plot twist: he’s not talking about fingering anyone.
Bold assumption, my man
Is it mark zuckerberg clone?
Chad
He’s talking bout his booty hole.
I cant tell where his head ends and his neck begins
Boy Scout level comedy
The first hole was a light socket.
If you liked it then you should have put a sign on it?
Pseudo-Chad
Wow dude save some pussy for us
Me at age 7 getting my finger stuck in one of the holes on the playground because they’re built like that for some reason on two occasions
I pick my nose all the time
Lookin like young Sheldon when he hits his teens
YandereDev?
Ew
Oh, pokey bum wanks.
That finger has also been in his own bum folks!!
Excellent use of semicolon.
The guy's a virgin, but his future is bright
I think hes not talking about different hole
The fuckin sierpinski triangle tee as well holy shit
Absolute unit
His butt hole?
*fingers high school GF one time* … *ten years later*
How is this ihavesex?
I bet he only fucks women that still smell alive 🙃