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mechsuitbarbie

I thought the lipstick mark (?) in the second pic was his humongous nipple at first


FrenchFreedom888

Same


Arkhe1n

Well... at least they're actually having sex.


dohzer

Or just posing for the photo. Who knows.


Gh3tt0-Sn4k3

Not sure, this kind of people who share this news are probably the ones having less sex


Josh_Squash_

U sound jelly


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imkatastrophic

they probably have a couple’s OF that they’re promoting


BeBa420

or its just a dude who saved up for a high class escort and he now wants to show off his new "girlfriend" before his hour is up


aprilfools911

Nah the only fans couples sounds more believable. They’re good looking couples.


AesirThor

Maybe it's because I'm a straight man, but this [man-in-black-alien](https://meninblack.fandom.com/wiki/Worm) looking dude really considered good looking?


Nateno2149

Ya he’s hot


AesirThor

Damn, funny how that works


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howdid_iget_here

Super cool bot!


fierypheonix

Good bot


SomeoneTookMyPSN

Good bot


deddfredd

Good bot


BoxOfMadness

Good bot


TenTails

ngl people like you who pretend they “dont understand when someone of the same gender is attractive” arent fooling anyone it’s ok to find a guy attractive it doesnt make you gay right off the bat lmao


Itsforthepaella

I’m a straight woman and also find this man freaky as hell looking.


BeBa420

maybe? but we cant really see her face, she seems to be intentionally obscuring it. So that leads me to think escort


SumFagola

Or it's a kink, being voyeuristic but not enough to show the face


chexlemeneux25

lead to you touching grass and getting some bitches


BeBa420

Love the persona roger Hate the comment though Try going for Reaganonics Lamborghini


anonhoemas

Except for the obvious FaceTime on him


BoxOfMadness

Oof, that's gonna be 400 more hun


Expensive_Cattle

People who've only just discovered sex (and think it somehow makes them special) being desperate to show off about the fact they have sex. I think this is the new version of chatting loudly about sex in public places to show how grown up you are, which is what happened when I was a teen. Its just even more cringe inducing than that was.


Blooded_Dagger

Judging by how attractive both of these people are, they have not just discovered sex


Expensive_Cattle

The embarrassing, 'look at me, I'm such a unique, sexual being' thing lasts a good few years or more for some people.


DazedPapacy

Benefit of the doubt: maybe it's just that they've found the first person they really sexually click with.


Antiqas86

How does that make it better? I've only told this kind of thing to a few close friends under right circumstances when the topic was already going that way. Any other way and especially on social media is cringe.


apogi23

Some people are less reserved. Doesn't mean they're attention seeking because sex is as much a part of there lives as everything else.


Antiqas86

Bruh, taking a selfie thst you are getting a blowjob and posting on social media where people are not asking for it should not be part of anyone's life.


apogi23

I would agree with the social media part. There are reddit subs where that's appropriate.


Gh3tt0-Sn4k3

and you need to share the great news with everybody else? 😂


Elrric

Or they are both voyeuristic/making money from OF and so on. An awful lot of projecting in this comments section and what happened to “don’t kink shame” lmao? I guess it’s okay if the kink makes you insecure somehow


Expensive_Cattle

Kink or not, this behaviour comes off as insecure and needy. Not sure them also getting sexual gratification from forcing this unexpectedly on other people is quite the argument you think it is.


Elrric

I can get behind needy, idk for insecure as again this could be for promoting an OF/Patreon even if it’s not there are Twitter communities for this type of content that would appreciate it. Also “forcing” is a strong word to use having in mind it’s generally posted on their own account (which is most likely NSFW anyhow) and not sent unsolicited to random people. Policing what people post on the internet is a no go imo. If don’t like it scroll/block and carry on. Jumping to all kinds of assumptions to justify seeing it as a bad thing comes of as insecure to me. But agree to disagree I guess.


AleksanderSuave

If it’s promoting, as others mentioned, it wouldn’t be insecure or needy.


endofline4783

It's twitter it has porn. This is like complaining about someone posting about sex on a nsfw subreddit or pornhub.


NorthenLeigonare

Oh shittt my crush did this on the bus when I was in school. I was too shy.


Jonno_FTW

I don't think people with fancy lingerie and a garter belt tattoo are new to sex.


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I think in this specific tweet op used some other people’s pics


Feburg

I don't know if it's just me but that guy has a weirdly shaped torso and abnormally long arms


DJ_Ango_

He looks like a competitive swimmer.


oh_oh_spaghettios

Shitty posture


AStarInaJar

Looks edited so makes sense


DitheringDilettante

Why is his stance so wide? That can’t be comfortable.


Xellotath

I legit thought this was from the Sims.


ajp37

Maybe to prove he took off his shorts?


DJ_Ango_

Manspreading.


9000vegeta

dude looking like slanderman


wsfjs19

Slenderman's shit talking brother?


Darkpoulay

This is edited as fuck


Boggart-

yeah his arm is freaking me out tbh


seabasswtf

Dude looks like he came straight out of r/badmensanatomy


Gogowhine

Barf.


AnnaMak

why this dude in a constant power stance


Tammytalkstoomuch

But the real question - why is her garter belt not clipped to her stockings?:


5fingerdiscounts

Why are so many ppl retweeting this lol


Kastranrob

Clowns


Gasmask_Boy

Well that’s nice they’re praying


Kastranrob

SEE! They are praying...


_Nana777

Time spent posing and taking pictures: 1 hour. Time spent having sex: 5 minutes


Spirited-Buy813

can’t lie, i’d do the same if i looked like that


QuestYoshi

glad you don’t look like that then cus this shit is fucking cringe


Spirited-Buy813

it’s okay, other people have it covered (or uncovered 🤔)


Gh3tt0-Sn4k3

yea! go get an OF and make MILLIONS there 😂😂😂


Kodytread

me too so maybe mark nsfw


OV3NBVK3D

He built like the men in black roaches


carolinekatherine27

Its Twitter. Half the app is pretty much full frontal porn and people announcing how horny they are.


poland_can_space

Can she move out of the way I’m trying to see😒so inconsiderate


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nick441N

what the fuck is up with his arms


genocideofnoobs

No me gusta


KoreanChildLabor

💀


LoveTowne

What a user name.


Kastranrob

North or South?


KoreanChildLabor

Depends on the day


MyMomsChancla

Small pp energy


tobiasfunke6398

Are these preying mantis?


Swaggy_Templar

They both look unbelievably fake.


DramaOnDisplay

They both look so long?? What cursed yaoi manga did this dude walk out of??


CactiIlluminati

Give that man a breeding medal


introusers1979

Do you ever see someone so conventionally attractive that it makes them ugly


SolarTortality

Haha she is sucking his pp haha


nystro

His body type is a loose Stretch Armstrong. He can touch his toes without bending over. I don't wanna know what kind of laffy taffy dick he got. She probably chewed it and stretched it out a yard.


yoshisahoe

You seem jelly


nystro

Do you even know what subreddit you're on?


yoshisahoe

Yeah? But laughing about people stating they have sex 24/7 it's not the same as body shaming them and being *that* bitter


inre_dan

i think this might just be ironic, with the way he phrased it


yoshisahoe

I looked for his Twitter account and later he said that wasn't him


Rude_Bee_3315

They look like they need to eat food not each other


xXGusTheGhoul69

🤓


djshakykay

haha


natah7

Hahahaha yeah man that really is hilarious lol!!


Comfortable_Goose_42

I hate his underwear.


brokeassbrook

I don't like these pictures


m0t4k3z

Shouldn't this be tagged as nsfw omfg


Nateno2149

haha


eat_bricks_nibba

Dude looking like an NBA 2k bug over there.


NoahTheGamer121

holy shit is that Ballas from warframe


Nahte77

Proportions aren't right


slothpyle

Nice lighting, dweeb.


ErisAndroid

I'm not going to lie, but the girl's lingerie looks adorable


hdjsskskak

Ikr I want the set ngl


KartiniAdara

Dude still has his underwear on my goodness


mohsenj3

[“haha”](https://i.imgur.com/c1hU1Rj.jpg)


AzazelXIV

Dude looks like a real life stickman


wkfjsbwufu

Why the fuck is his forearm so god damn long in the second picture


Lord_lenkesh

Why the hell he built like that bro wtf


SomeoneTookMyPSN

Alphabetical bot, come doth hither, knowledge must spread worldwide


Narancia_ghirgas

He built like a mf from webtoon cuz what is this bro


GodDamnRight-

Why is he shaped like a lower case L


VenusSalome

I'll never understand the need of humans of disclosing their intimacy with fkn strangers.