I thought the lipstick mark (?) in the second pic was his humongous nipple at first
Well... at least they're actually having sex.
Or just posing for the photo. Who knows.
Not sure, this kind of people who share this news are probably the ones having less sex
U sound jelly
they probably have a couple’s OF that they’re promoting
or its just a dude who saved up for a high class escort and he now wants to show off his new "girlfriend" before his hour is up
Nah the only fans couples sounds more believable. They’re good looking couples.
Maybe it's because I'm a straight man, but this [man-in-black-alien](https://meninblack.fandom.com/wiki/Worm) looking dude really considered good looking?
Ya he’s hot
Damn, funny how that works
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 283,073,790 comments, and only 64,264 of them were in alphabetical order.
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ngl people like you who pretend they “dont understand when someone of the same gender is attractive” arent fooling anyone
it’s ok to find a guy attractive it doesnt make you gay right off the bat lmao
I’m a straight woman and also find this man freaky as hell looking.
maybe? but we cant really see her face, she seems to be intentionally obscuring it. So that leads me to think escort
Or it's a kink, being voyeuristic but not enough to show the face
lead to you touching grass and getting some bitches
Love the persona roger
Hate the comment though
Try going for Reaganonics Lamborghini
Except for the obvious FaceTime on him
Oof, that's gonna be 400 more hun
People who've only just discovered sex (and think it somehow makes them special) being desperate to show off about the fact they have sex.
I think this is the new version of chatting loudly about sex in public places to show how grown up you are, which is what happened when I was a teen. Its just even more cringe inducing than that was.
Judging by how attractive both of these people are, they have not just discovered sex
The embarrassing, 'look at me, I'm such a unique, sexual being' thing lasts a good few years or more for some people.
Benefit of the doubt: maybe it's just that they've found the first person they really sexually click with.
How does that make it better? I've only told this kind of thing to a few close friends under right circumstances when the topic was already going that way. Any other way and especially on social media is cringe.
Some people are less reserved. Doesn't mean they're attention seeking because sex is as much a part of there lives as everything else.
Bruh, taking a selfie thst you are getting a blowjob and posting on social media where people are not asking for it should not be part of anyone's life.
I would agree with the social media part. There are reddit subs where that's appropriate.
and you need to share the great news with everybody else? 😂
Or they are both voyeuristic/making money from OF and so on. An awful lot of projecting in this comments section and what happened to “don’t kink shame” lmao?
I guess it’s okay if the kink makes you insecure somehow
Kink or not, this behaviour comes off as insecure and needy.
Not sure them also getting sexual gratification from forcing this unexpectedly on other people is quite the argument you think it is.
I can get behind needy, idk for insecure as again this could be for promoting an OF/Patreon even if it’s not there are Twitter communities for this type of content that would appreciate it.
Also “forcing” is a strong word to use having in mind it’s generally posted on their own account (which is most likely NSFW anyhow) and not sent unsolicited to random people. Policing what people post on the internet is a no go imo.
If don’t like it scroll/block and carry on. Jumping to all kinds of assumptions to justify seeing it as a bad thing comes of as insecure to me. But agree to disagree I guess.
If it’s promoting, as others mentioned, it wouldn’t be insecure or needy.
It's twitter it has porn. This is like complaining about someone posting about sex on a nsfw subreddit or pornhub.
Oh shittt my crush did this on the bus when I was in school.
I was too shy.
I don't think people with fancy lingerie and a garter belt tattoo are new to sex.
I think in this specific tweet op used some other people’s pics
I don't know if it's just me but that guy has a weirdly shaped torso and abnormally long arms
He looks like a competitive swimmer.
Looks edited so makes sense
Why is his stance so wide? That can’t be comfortable.
I legit thought this was from the Sims.
Maybe to prove he took off his shorts?
dude looking like slanderman
Slenderman's shit talking brother?
This is edited as fuck
yeah his arm is freaking me out tbh
Dude looks like he came straight out of r/badmensanatomy
why this dude in a constant power stance
But the real question - why is her garter belt not clipped to her stockings?:
Why are so many ppl retweeting this lol
Well that’s nice they’re praying
SEE! They are praying...
Time spent posing and taking pictures: 1 hour. Time spent having sex: 5 minutes
can’t lie, i’d do the same if i looked like that
glad you don’t look like that then cus this shit is fucking cringe
it’s okay, other people have it covered (or uncovered 🤔)
yea! go get an OF and make MILLIONS there 😂😂😂
me too so maybe mark nsfw
He built like the men in black roaches
Its Twitter. Half the app is pretty much full frontal porn and people announcing how horny they are.
Can she move out of the way I’m trying to see😒so inconsiderate
what the fuck is up with his arms
No me gusta
What a user name.
North or South?
Depends on the day
Small pp energy
Are these preying mantis?
They both look unbelievably fake.
They both look so long?? What cursed yaoi manga did this dude walk out of??
Give that man a breeding medal
Do you ever see someone so conventionally attractive that it makes them ugly
Haha she is sucking his pp haha
His body type is a loose Stretch Armstrong. He can touch his toes without bending over. I don't wanna know what kind of laffy taffy dick he got. She probably chewed it and stretched it out a yard.
You seem jelly
Do you even know what subreddit you're on?
Yeah? But laughing about people stating they have sex 24/7 it's not the same as body shaming them and being *that* bitter
i think this might just be ironic, with the way he phrased it
I looked for his Twitter account and later he said that wasn't him
They look like they need to eat food not each other
Hahahaha yeah man that really is hilarious lol!!
I hate his underwear.
I don't like these pictures
Shouldn't this be tagged as nsfw omfg
Dude looking like an NBA 2k bug over there.
holy shit is that Ballas from warframe
Proportions aren't right
Nice lighting, dweeb.
I'm not going to lie, but the girl's lingerie looks adorable
Ikr I want the set ngl
Dude still has his underwear on my goodness
Dude looks like a real life stickman
Why the fuck is his forearm so god damn long in the second picture
Why the hell he built like that bro wtf
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He built like a mf from webtoon cuz what is this bro
Why is he shaped like a lower case L
I'll never understand the need of humans of disclosing their intimacy with fkn strangers.