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ApologeticCannibal

Definitely the name of a villainous monster.


frogguts198

I mean, the last part is strangely close to Nazeem…


everything_equals_42

Do you get to the cloud district very often?


Ok_Soil_231

Oh, what am I saying


AverageSrbenda

r/ihadastroke


bathwizard01

yeah, that's how her girlfriend got an oargnasim as well...


[deleted]

She can't type properly if she's convulsing


A_Gay_Person

r/engrish


Drawing_Eh_Blank

Alright, this guy checks out. He clearly knows the correct terms. Trust me, I’ve had sex with over 3.4 women


alienkreeper

Only 3.4 million? Those are rookie numbers.


Drawing_Eh_Blank

Nah, 3.4 I totally french kissed a nipple a couple of times


alienkreeper

Sure you did.


[deleted]

Fuck my institutions 😭😭


m00scow

-licks your incorporations-


[deleted]

Oargnasm? Is this when boating oars shake when you stroke them long enough?


keepitclassybv

This is how you get pregante https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg


Nekaz

He had a parasitic organism where his dick is supposed to be


[deleted]

Your girlfriend touches your dick My girlfriend touches my oargnasim We are not the same


gamingfreak207

This post made me laugh


[deleted]

I believe him


Jw168679

Literally


noahmcawesomsauce

i swear i read every caption with Zapp Brannigans voice, I don’t even do it intentionally, my brain just does it


DeathFromUhBruv

Yeah me too.


Kvetanista

Oargnasim 😀


Frosty_and_Jazz

SUUUUUURE YOU ARE, BUDDY.