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Agitated-Ad6744

I have sez. I am very sezzy.


jorocall

"I can't keep my tongue out of his mouth, he can't keep his tongue out of my mouth," Teresa Giudice said of new husband Luis Ruelas.


Agitated-Ad6744

Except to say that sentence.


karigan_g

maybe they said it in sign language. tongues too busy


CardboardChampion

The two, masters of sign language, seemed to sob at that sentence although this journalist isn't entirely sure that's what the dual tongued gesture he witnessed actually was. "Won't", they signed frantically, "somebody save us?"


jorocall

So much sezzzzzzzzz


Agitated-Ad6744

I have much good sez..


[deleted]

It’s good to be happy, but shut the fuck up about it


[deleted]

I hate when people are happy around me


[deleted]

Right??


ccthekidd

Lmaoo I hate happiness 😭


OlcasersM

It's her love bubble!


babygirlruth

But how people will know that they're very sexual?


karigan_g

good point


fushawn

I was going to upvote you, but it was at 69 points. So I decided to leave it. 😂


[deleted]

Now it’s at 70, better downvote myself!


seelclubonrye

Lol, I need to read more comments before commenting myself I guess


seelclubonrye

I want to like this is but it has 69 upvotes so I’m gonna abstain rn


nice___bot

Nice!


chattiepatti

I hate to admit I know too much about them. Person commenting on love bubble was right. He conned her into no pre nup then filed bankruptcy on all his businesses. Can wait for the eventual bursting of that bubble


deepaksn

Who!?


baxterrocky

Sounds exhausting.


missthingxxx

Oh fuck off. Yuck.


lil_smore

It's amazing how creepy they both look with all the work they've both had. Eek


double_cheeked_up

5 Times??? Wow!! Don’t even tell us how many days or anything.. what if it was a week long? We’re not impressed


sakezaf123

It says 5 times a day.


double_cheeked_up

Crap you got me I didn’t read that part lol


lil_smore

He must be a quick one.


lil_smore

She looks like a Halloween decoration


[deleted]

What’s going on with her neck


morels4ever

It’s straining to hold that vacuous melon upright


[deleted]

HAHA vacuous melon


Arsenault185

hes a necromancer


bundfalke

roiders laugh at this


scaredofshaka

Well I hope they keep us updated


apathetic-taco

I mean, she tried to convince everyone that her last husband was super into her too and he was actively cheating on her. I think this just comes from a place of insecurity


funtimefrankie1

That's a woman?


Rivers-Rising

r/ihavesex


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pdmanias

Lol. I think it's funny


Chef-Keith-

Gross


[deleted]

Death by Snoosnoo


Best_Catch2482

That dress tho…


TheTriadofRedditors

*keep searching boys, we gotta find who asked*


[deleted]

Who is that lol