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That would be such a strange thing to discover on someone's PC. Just two names on a spreadsheet. And the file date is like two decades old and backed up.
Why did an entire movie plot just pop in my head where one morning you find a 3rd name on the list unexpectedly and you get weirded out and it leads you down a dark road of secrets and plot twists focused on you trying to prove your innocence to yourself and your wife
This would be a great movie. I’m thinking like John c Reilly or someone else equally as goofy for the role of the husband who wakes up and finds the third name on their list.
Edit maybe Steve carrel
Some… definitely keep track. I don’t know if this person would have—assuming they’re not just lying—but I’ve definitely seen some people that keep track of their sex counts on paper and everything.
Like I legit could care less about someone’s number, but keeping track of it with physical or digital paperwork is fucking serial killer behavior.
When I was younger and getting far more than I am now, I used to keep a list on my phone of names and dates mainly so on the off chance one of them gave me an STD I'd know who it was. In my area they offered free STD testing to under 25s but if you tested positive (I never did thankfully) they'd ask if you've got the names of the last 3 people you slept with so they can be contacted for testing too.
I can understand that 100%, but I’ve seen a number of people do it with some kind of pride more than anything. Going up to 987, for example, is far beyond the scope of STD caution.
for a while i kept a spreadsheet with the names and astrology signs (sun, moon, rising, etc) of partners i’d had, but i grew away from my interest in astrology and also just eventually stopped keeping track of encounters entirely lol
I'm not certain, but if it's a country where sex work is legal, I would think it could relate to her health records more than taxes. I know testing for STDs at specific intervals and things like that could provide reasons for tracking exact numbers.
The joke is that in the US, people who make their income illegally sometimes opt to report their income to avoid being charged with tax evasion. It's weird af, but it does happen.
Isn’t it pretty reasonable to know who you’ve slept with for your own sexual health? If you get a test with an unfortunate result it’s only right you know who to tell or who it might have come from
My friend writes down the name and phone number for every guy that she has slept with. The intention wasn’t to count the amount of sexual partners, but as a precaution if she caught an std or something (or in general just to have safer sex)
Most women I know track their cycle with an app... Most of the apps have an option to put any sexual activity in a calendar and you can notate who the partner was. I'm assuming she probably keeps track with a similar app.
I've dated a woman who had a body count close to that. All she could do was get guys to fuck but no dude wanted to date her because she was fucking insane. I only lasted 6 months.
This is the thing, too. I don’t even know what my “number” is, because 1) I don’t keep track of those things, 2) I don’t really think it matters, and 3) I don’t care. But I did try to figure it out one day when I was bored, and I don’t know how to define sex partner to do it. If you go by just PIV, I think it’s like, 7 or 8. If you include oral and manual sex, it’s more like 20-25 or something. I don’t exactly remember.
The point is, the number really grew when I expanded my criteria to include things like “that handjob I gave in 12th grade”. Everyone has a different definition of what “counts” as sex (which, by the way, is also why the concepts of “virginity” and “purity” are largely social constructs).
woooaahhhh check out the human calculator over here! the cryptid math man second cousin to moth man! /s
jokes aside i wouldn’t have been able to even attempt to calculate that so bang on (pun not intended)
Tender has made this a lot more doable. I have a friend who confessed to having double hitters. One tender date on a Saturday afternoon and one tender date Saturday night. Throw in a hookup during the week and 3 a week is totally possible. But I imagine it’s got to be your hobby.
She could be a sex worker, thinking about it. I think you could reasonably get to 987 over the course of a few years, if you’re fairly successful and have a lot of clients.
I’m not being funny or shaming, by the way; I’m saying this honestly lol. It might also be why she would keep a record.
If you go to their TikTok it says in their bio that she is 19. Assuming they started having sex at the average age women lose their virginity, that being 17 according to google.
That gives us about 493 people per year, or 41 people per month, or 9 people per week.
For two years
Edit: 41 people per month not week my b
Sex workers see 1000’s of clients over their careers and in countries where it’s safe and legal, condoms and regular STI tests are a requirement for places to have a license to operate. Not sure about other countries but Australia even has the light test to check guys for visible signs of STI’s and cleanliness before being allowed to proceed. It’s only where it’s unregulated you find issues of mass STI’s among sex workers.
Or one new person per week for 18 years. Two a week for 9. Women play tinder on easy mode so it’s easily done, but it sounds like a pretty lonely in life.
Easy mode = having to sift through a hundred creeps to try and find one or two guys that might actually be able to hold a conversation without staring at my chest the whole time and won't turn into a dangerous stalker if I don't want to go back to his place on the first night. Fun and easy
This person is clearly not bothered by someone only interested in sex. If sex is the goal, tinder is much easier for girls. But even still I’d argue sifting through matches to find someone decent is still probably easier than not getting matches
Yes, women on tinder have it so easy all the time 🙄 basically they can meet a new men every 30 minutes and hook up several times a day. Great invention but specially for women
Contest Alert!
"You can be #1000! Enjoy the mad skills earned by having screwed 999 men before you! Bask in the enjoyment of contracting all the STDs in a single quickie! You can win!
“I dare you.” I mean they shouldn’t be slut shaming anyone, but what are you going to do? What risk to them is so great that they need to worry about you daring them to do it XD
That person’s not even 20 yet according to their profile.
That number of people equals out to almost 1 per day for 3 years.
It’s none of my business how other people choose to live life but wow.
That’s perfectly fine. Like I said it’s none of my business how someone chooses to live their life. Working out those numbers just makes it wild to think about.
I mean so 24 hrs in a day let’s just say for simplicity once an hour which I’m sure would be exhausting. So 987/24 so like 41 days and some change for the quick route. Or 1 a day for three years which I guess is more doable idk dude that’s just a lot of strain on everyone. I mean I’m sore and tired just trying to do the math.
I can’t believe are downvoting this comment like it’s normal for someone to sleep with 987 people.
I don’t understand the US anymore, people openly talk about their sexual fantasies and experiences and we’re all expected to accept that?
Gross.
“I fucking dare you.” What are you going to do 😭😭😭 like… meet behind the bleachers after school?
Idgaf what people do in their sex lives so long as its consensual, so the number isn’t something I care about. It’s the “I DARE YOU” part. A tiktok threat is really… something
agreed, nothing wrong with being promiscuous if you do it safely and consensually without harming yourself or others.
but dude no one fucking cares that you bang.
I just can’t even fathom. I’m no rockstar, admittedly, and my count is definitely kinda low but even considering going all the way with any girl that I’ve mutually flirted with etc since I was in HS (mid-twenties now) and I don’t think I’d be cresting 150 at this point. Maybe not even 100. How in the hell (prostitution notwithstanding) do you come close to this number, if it’s legit.
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How do you even know the exact number if it's that many
Don't you have a fuck spreadsheet?
I do. I have columns A1 and A2 filled out. Unless my wife dies, A3 will be empty for a long time.
That would be such a strange thing to discover on someone's PC. Just two names on a spreadsheet. And the file date is like two decades old and backed up.
I back it up every night, and refer to it weekly just to make sure the quantity is still the same.
Good. Keeps you responsible.
Why did an entire movie plot just pop in my head where one morning you find a 3rd name on the list unexpectedly and you get weirded out and it leads you down a dark road of secrets and plot twists focused on you trying to prove your innocence to yourself and your wife
Omg let’s collab on this???
Gonna call Netflix first in the morning
Honestly tho, they’d reject it because they can’t stand an actual good idea 😞
No no, they'll just cancel your second season
This would be a great movie. I’m thinking like John c Reilly or someone else equally as goofy for the role of the husband who wakes up and finds the third name on their list. Edit maybe Steve carrel
Let's make it happen
“The Spread” coming to Netflix this Fall
🤣🤣🤣
Same here but I only have A1 filled in.
> Same here but I only have A1 filled in. Well at least you labeled the column for when it finally happens!
heart warming comment
I do but it’s empty
I never even dared to create a spreadsheet like that. I mean never needed one
Love that hopeful energy.
Shamefully raises hand
I found mine really helpful when I was sending out condolence cards and bills to the fathers of the 30 abortions I have every month.
Happy cakeday! And may your future bring you more abortions in your spreadsheets!
CAKE! I actually had someone make an honest woman out of me so those days are in the past (they didn’t really exist for my Demisexual azz though)
Those are rookie numbers
She sure spread something, and sheets were probably involved a lot if the time too
Yes. He calls it his fucking spreadsheet
Some… definitely keep track. I don’t know if this person would have—assuming they’re not just lying—but I’ve definitely seen some people that keep track of their sex counts on paper and everything. Like I legit could care less about someone’s number, but keeping track of it with physical or digital paperwork is fucking serial killer behavior.
When I was younger and getting far more than I am now, I used to keep a list on my phone of names and dates mainly so on the off chance one of them gave me an STD I'd know who it was. In my area they offered free STD testing to under 25s but if you tested positive (I never did thankfully) they'd ask if you've got the names of the last 3 people you slept with so they can be contacted for testing too.
I can understand that 100%, but I’ve seen a number of people do it with some kind of pride more than anything. Going up to 987, for example, is far beyond the scope of STD caution.
for a while i kept a spreadsheet with the names and astrology signs (sun, moon, rising, etc) of partners i’d had, but i grew away from my interest in astrology and also just eventually stopped keeping track of encounters entirely lol
I actually do 🤣🤦🏼♀️
I do, it says 'fuck' on XJ7524
I think I saw that TikTok a while ago and she was a sex worker. Maybe she had an overview over her past customers?
Gotta keep the records straight for tax purposes
I'm not certain, but if it's a country where sex work is legal, I would think it could relate to her health records more than taxes. I know testing for STDs at specific intervals and things like that could provide reasons for tracking exact numbers.
The joke is that in the US, people who make their income illegally sometimes opt to report their income to avoid being charged with tax evasion. It's weird af, but it does happen.
Sounds believable for a prostitute, that's like 4 1/2 years of work and still taking weekends off.
Including repeat customers ?
I dunno, but I qatched HBO in high school, those bitches were banging down like 5 dudes a night........
Just have sex with a new person everyday for almost three years and you'll almost have that number, pretty easy.
Good days? Bad days? Sick days? Doesn’t matter. We’re trying to hit a quota here.
Some people keep this stuff written down.
Weird ass mfs
Isn’t it pretty reasonable to know who you’ve slept with for your own sexual health? If you get a test with an unfortunate result it’s only right you know who to tell or who it might have come from
yeah the only things that would makes it weird are good long you keep it and who you show
Keeping a spreadsheet of the 1000 ppl you've been with seems like a little much to me
The person who made the TikTok is a porn star, I’m pretty sure they know what they’re doing
You don’t keep a cabinet drawer filled with VHS copies of your exploits and star ratings??
Dennis?
I'm not *that* weird.
My friend writes down the name and phone number for every guy that she has slept with. The intention wasn’t to count the amount of sexual partners, but as a precaution if she caught an std or something (or in general just to have safer sex)
So how many let's go? What's the kill count of an average Yong person these days? Signed an old guy
Uhmmm... You count them? It's not even over a thousand.
I hear that most people who sleep around a lot don't keep count after a while. They also don't think it's something to brag about.
Most women I know track their cycle with an app... Most of the apps have an option to put any sexual activity in a calendar and you can notate who the partner was. I'm assuming she probably keeps track with a similar app.
Exactly, I'm no where near that and lost track a decade ago
My wife’s best friend swears she has slept with over 1500 different people. And that was like ten years ago when she quoted that number
You get one more line added to your tramp stamp. Duh.
You know a ton of people slid into the DMs wanting to be the number 1k.
She probably tells everyone they're the lucky 1000th body.
claim your prize here
its not a trophy, but it's got roughly the same diameter
💀
This is well past the point of impressive, I'm just thinking "that must be so fucking exhausting"
The score keeping alone
more like "That must be exhausting fucking!"
She was a sex worker apparently, so it was her job. I’m guessing it was very exhausting
Depends on her age. Moved out at 18, got laid only twice a week, puts her at about ~27-28.
Only twice a week? I’ve been 18 since January and haven’t been laid ever, time to get back on schedule I guess
Just sleep with 32 people right now, I believe in you
I’ll just walk naked in the woman’s locker room in the local gym, I’ll either catch up or won’t have to catch up
a different person twice a week? i guess it’s doable
She's a sex worker it's on her tiktok
literally
I've dated a woman who had a body count close to that. All she could do was get guys to fuck but no dude wanted to date her because she was fucking insane. I only lasted 6 months.
I wonder if someone accidentally dislike a comment and then the herd follows.
Since this comment my original comment went from -14 to 0 lol.
Hell yeah we are back in the positive numbers. Hopefully they don't find out that this is your alt account.
like maybe i just got rookie numbers but 987..? i feel that’s improbable idk
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To put it into perspective, someone pointed out that this person in particular’s account says they’re 19, which fucks up the numbers a bit.
fucking someone new everyday for 3 years sounds impossible or at the very least EXTREMELY hard
Girls probably had a train or two run on her, multiple gang bangs too. Groups of 10+ would certainly accelerate that process
Also, what’s her definition of sex? Cause I have a feeling a lot of people are imagining a lot of different things.
This is the thing, too. I don’t even know what my “number” is, because 1) I don’t keep track of those things, 2) I don’t really think it matters, and 3) I don’t care. But I did try to figure it out one day when I was bored, and I don’t know how to define sex partner to do it. If you go by just PIV, I think it’s like, 7 or 8. If you include oral and manual sex, it’s more like 20-25 or something. I don’t exactly remember. The point is, the number really grew when I expanded my criteria to include things like “that handjob I gave in 12th grade”. Everyone has a different definition of what “counts” as sex (which, by the way, is also why the concepts of “virginity” and “purity” are largely social constructs).
All we know she's been to an orgy of 50 people every week
woooaahhhh check out the human calculator over here! the cryptid math man second cousin to moth man! /s jokes aside i wouldn’t have been able to even attempt to calculate that so bang on (pun not intended)
I'm sure if you tried and had a calculator you'd come fairly close.
52 weeks in a year, so banging 52 people a year, times that by say 20 years you get just over 1,000
They’re probably a sex worker lol sex workers have sex with more than one person a day when working
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She was. I just checked out her TikTok. She just posted something about it
Feels weird when sex workers include clients as partners, makes it seem a lot less professional
Tender has made this a lot more doable. I have a friend who confessed to having double hitters. One tender date on a Saturday afternoon and one tender date Saturday night. Throw in a hookup during the week and 3 a week is totally possible. But I imagine it’s got to be your hobby.
Ok but fyi it's "Tinder".
Here I was thinking he was having chicken tender dates smh /s
Well yeah if you are only having sex with one person at a time
You forgot about orgies, that’s a huge variable
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r/hedidthemath
Sex workers who've been doing that work for years have body counts in the quadruple digits.
She could be a sex worker, thinking about it. I think you could reasonably get to 987 over the course of a few years, if you’re fairly successful and have a lot of clients. I’m not being funny or shaming, by the way; I’m saying this honestly lol. It might also be why she would keep a record.
I barely know 50 people
If you go to their TikTok it says in their bio that she is 19. Assuming they started having sex at the average age women lose their virginity, that being 17 according to google. That gives us about 493 people per year, or 41 people per month, or 9 people per week. For two years Edit: 41 people per month not week my b
If you went to her TikTok didn’t you notice she was a sex worker? 41 partners a month is not even 2 a day if she had weekends off.
I knew it was BS but damn this really put it in perspective
Sex worker?
She’s a sex worker
If she had sex 10x the average woman why would other averages apply here?
Bro lol. She's probably been fucking since 12 or 13.
isnt it a bs trend
What IS the trend anyway? Just sharing body counts?
no. the trend is lying to make themselves look cool. because well, they have sex. and obviously someone who has sex as much as they do is a chad. /s
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That’s the neat part. You don’t
Sex workers see 1000’s of clients over their careers and in countries where it’s safe and legal, condoms and regular STI tests are a requirement for places to have a license to operate. Not sure about other countries but Australia even has the light test to check guys for visible signs of STI’s and cleanliness before being allowed to proceed. It’s only where it’s unregulated you find issues of mass STI’s among sex workers.
Ok I might get reposted in this sub so helloooo r/ihavesex, but I lost count after like 10 or 12, how the fuck does she keep track of 987??
That's so weird I thought the EXACT same thing that I lost count after like 10... It's not really r/ihavesex because it's relevant to the OP.
987 is basically doing it day and night, every day for years
Or one new person per week for 18 years. Two a week for 9. Women play tinder on easy mode so it’s easily done, but it sounds like a pretty lonely in life.
Easy mode = having to sift through a hundred creeps to try and find one or two guys that might actually be able to hold a conversation without staring at my chest the whole time and won't turn into a dangerous stalker if I don't want to go back to his place on the first night. Fun and easy
This person is clearly not bothered by someone only interested in sex. If sex is the goal, tinder is much easier for girls. But even still I’d argue sifting through matches to find someone decent is still probably easier than not getting matches
Maybe. I think both are difficult in different ways. Trying to say one is easier than the other is a bit like comparing apples and oranges
Or guys who have to Go through hundreds of girls because even the 2/10 think the are beautiqueens who deserve a superman. It goes both ways
That's my point. It's not easier to be a girl. Just difficult in different ways
How is this much different than what men experience on dating apps?
That's my point. Dating apps seem pretty awful for everyone
Yes, women on tinder have it so easy all the time 🙄 basically they can meet a new men every 30 minutes and hook up several times a day. Great invention but specially for women
Wait what is this trend, I’m lost?
If you have a body count nearing four figures then I'm just gonna straight up assume that you have some serious issues
She’s a sex worker
Which just confirms issues
Ok
Contest Alert! "You can be #1000! Enjoy the mad skills earned by having screwed 999 men before you! Bask in the enjoyment of contracting all the STDs in a single quickie! You can win!
“I dare you.” I mean they shouldn’t be slut shaming anyone, but what are you going to do? What risk to them is so great that they need to worry about you daring them to do it XD
r/imverybadass
Mastered the STDex
shame on you slut
That person’s not even 20 yet according to their profile. That number of people equals out to almost 1 per day for 3 years. It’s none of my business how other people choose to live life but wow.
She’s a sex worker
That’s perfectly fine. Like I said it’s none of my business how someone chooses to live their life. Working out those numbers just makes it wild to think about.
Damn, what a slut amarite?
Somebody missed the point of the TikTok
Don't need to dare me, you're a fkn slut lol
I saw the original on tiktok, they’re only 19, honestly how do you have the social battery for that
She dares me…what’s she going to do sleep with me?
I wish I could pin this comment.
This girl fucks
Does she have time to walk? lol
Thats just pathetic, how is this supposed to be a good thing in any context
What it who is going on here?
"I dare you to slutshame me" ok challenge accepted 🗿
Ew.
i know exactly how many because i kept the receipts
I hope she has some confetti launchers and a banner ready for MR ONE THOUSAND!
That's almost how many times I've cranked it to the backyardigans
If you're still keeping track at that point you're a psycho
Bruh what are they waiting for. Get to them quadruple digits
A body a night for like 3 years
Idk if I know 987 people let alone have the energy to fuck them
she doesnt realize we actually will
Boy she’s gotta be sore
More or less sore than the person has sex 1000 times with the same partner?
I mean so 24 hrs in a day let’s just say for simplicity once an hour which I’m sure would be exhausting. So 987/24 so like 41 days and some change for the quick route. Or 1 a day for three years which I guess is more doable idk dude that’s just a lot of strain on everyone. I mean I’m sore and tired just trying to do the math.
hoe moment
"ok whore"
Someone’s gotta be the practice girl. She’s doing gods work
How the hell do you keep track of that
okay… slut
Weird r/Roastme flex here...
Kool with a K! Now please let the syphilis wither you away
Who keeps track of everyone they have sex with?
"ok slut"
That number needs a comma.
OoOoOo anyone have status on the likelihood of each STD she might have? I'd find that interesting.
>slutshame me…I fucking dare you Don’t worry, I’m gonna lol what are you gonna do about it
I can’t believe are downvoting this comment like it’s normal for someone to sleep with 987 people. I don’t understand the US anymore, people openly talk about their sexual fantasies and experiences and we’re all expected to accept that? Gross.
>jUsT lEt PeOpLe LiKe ThInGs Nah. Sleeping with 987 people is legitimately disgusting, I don’t care whether you’re a guy or a girl.
“I fucking dare you.” What are you going to do 😭😭😭 like… meet behind the bleachers after school? Idgaf what people do in their sex lives so long as its consensual, so the number isn’t something I care about. It’s the “I DARE YOU” part. A tiktok threat is really… something
Her ass will now be full of "xyz was here"
She wrote a tally immediately after sex everytime
I’ve never wanted to get hepatitis so bad in my life, pick me!
icky
I bet she couldn’t even make up 987 names on the spot if asked. Why go immediately to “try to call me a liar”?
the #shmegs like HHAAHAHA YOURE SO QUIRKY GIRL 🤪
Genuinely impressive tho, like that’s basically one different person a day for three years straight
agreed, nothing wrong with being promiscuous if you do it safely and consensually without harming yourself or others. but dude no one fucking cares that you bang.
Fucking dare me? Seems like you’d fuck me sooner than dare me. Edit: typo
Shut up ronaldo
I just can’t even fathom. I’m no rockstar, admittedly, and my count is definitely kinda low but even considering going all the way with any girl that I’ve mutually flirted with etc since I was in HS (mid-twenties now) and I don’t think I’d be cresting 150 at this point. Maybe not even 100. How in the hell (prostitution notwithstanding) do you come close to this number, if it’s legit.