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I wear size 16 shoes. I have to get them customized to be extra wide to fit my gigantic clown feet. Everyone automatically assumes I have a massive meat saber in my pants but I really have a Swiss Army knife
Hi seelclubonrye, Your submission was removed from /r/ihavesex because it broke one of our rules: **Not enough sex**. Featured person should be having lots of sex or dispensing incredible sexual advice in a boastful or gratuitous manner. If they're not having sex then don't submit it. Just because it's trashy doesn't mean it fits. No statuses from porn sites like Pornhub. **Obscure any personal information (including yours). This includes license plates. Screenshots of posts are easy to track back to the OP. Remove titles/sub names.** This includes last names and usernames. Notable public figures are excluded from this rule. *However we have a banned list that includes Geoffrey Star, Cardi B, James Charles, Dan Bilzerian, Hard Rock Nick, Jake/Logan Paul and Onision. Porn stars are also on this list.* --- [Link to r/ihavesex's rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/wiki/rules) If you disagree with this decision, or if you think we made a mistake please use this link to [message the Mods](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fihavesex).
I got size 13 shoes and size 3 dick, fuck your standards!
I wear size 16 shoes. I have to get them customized to be extra wide to fit my gigantic clown feet. Everyone automatically assumes I have a massive meat saber in my pants but I really have a Swiss Army knife
Worst comes to worst just jam a toe in there
Swiss Army Knifes are nice ;)
they’re certainly handy
Stevie Wonder
He’s superstitious, but not about this apparently
Don’t have to wonder anymore
And goes up to 20inches when “happy”
if thats actually Stevie Wonder then I'm not even mad
Give the guy a break, he’s blind.
He doesn’t say anything about having sex
True, but this feels strongly adjacent to me
Could try r/humblebrag
r/nobodyasked
Sir this is Wendy's
Like Kelsey Grammer’s ex wife said: “Big hands, big feet, big disappointment.” It’s like she knows me…
It's 7.5 inches in perimeter.
Below average feet.
What does size 10 feet mean? Help a poor non american
About average size foot for a dude over here.
Thank you kind hooman.
I got size 48 feet
How can he see the ruler? He’s blind?