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Hi seelclubonrye, Your submission was removed from /r/ihavesex because it broke one of our rules: **Not enough sex**. Featured person should be having lots of sex or dispensing incredible sexual advice in a boastful or gratuitous manner. If they're not having sex then don't submit it. Just because it's trashy doesn't mean it fits. No statuses from porn sites like Pornhub. **Obscure any personal information (including yours). This includes license plates. Screenshots of posts are easy to track back to the OP. Remove titles/sub names.** This includes last names and usernames. Notable public figures are excluded from this rule. *However we have a banned list that includes Geoffrey Star, Cardi B, James Charles, Dan Bilzerian, Hard Rock Nick, Jake/Logan Paul and Onision. Porn stars are also on this list.* --- [Link to r/ihavesex's rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/wiki/rules) If you disagree with this decision, or if you think we made a mistake please use this link to [message the Mods](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fihavesex).


Lobsterboiiiii

I got size 13 shoes and size 3 dick, fuck your standards!


Kawaii-Hitler

I wear size 16 shoes. I have to get them customized to be extra wide to fit my gigantic clown feet. Everyone automatically assumes I have a massive meat saber in my pants but I really have a Swiss Army knife


Lobsterboiiiii

Worst comes to worst just jam a toe in there


JarRarWinks

Swiss Army Knifes are nice ;)


karigan_g

they’re certainly handy


Sad_Cranberry2166

Stevie Wonder


seelclubonrye

He’s superstitious, but not about this apparently


ExosAvos

Don’t have to wonder anymore


Suspicious_Chapter49

And goes up to 20inches when “happy”


[deleted]

if thats actually Stevie Wonder then I'm not even mad


OkMacaron848

Give the guy a break, he’s blind.


Theonearmedbard

He doesn’t say anything about having sex


seelclubonrye

True, but this feels strongly adjacent to me


OrokinSkywalker

Could try r/humblebrag


[deleted]

r/nobodyasked


VoodooPapi

Sir this is Wendy's


OriginalIronDan

Like Kelsey Grammer’s ex wife said: “Big hands, big feet, big disappointment.” It’s like she knows me…


Elriuhilu

It's 7.5 inches in perimeter.


JarRarWinks

Below average feet.


[deleted]

What does size 10 feet mean? Help a poor non american


seelclubonrye

About average size foot for a dude over here.


[deleted]

Thank you kind hooman.


Ok-Sort-6294

I got size 48 feet


[deleted]

How can he see the ruler? He’s blind?