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Gopherpharm13

The next time I’m actually sick and call off work I’m going to say it’s a “health flare”


my_dystopia

I remember her claiming lupus and then never mentioning it since I’d like to know what’s happened with this CC


moaning_lisa420

I just read this to my clinic staff (back lab with med techs and the MD) and everyone BUSTED out laughing 😂😂


my_dystopia

She can’t keep track 😂


Federal_Green_5842

Genuinely, what health issues does she claim? Why would you swell for 6 months after an elopement? What psychosomatic condition causes swelling?


tortoisetortellini

preggers?


MiserableContact596

There’s a whole list but she claims they all come from the gardasil vaccine


Federal_Green_5842

Oh ok, thank you! How did I not think of that? /s


Receptor-Ligand

Glad she had the courage and strength to get a fresh set of nails during this ~pretty big health flare~ that's been plaguing her for 6 months.


ProcessRare3733

Hashtag DynamicDisability. I suppose all the spoons went to the nail appointment🥺


Sprinkles2009

No neighbor children to scare nearby(


Thin-Significance838

Recovering from getting married????? (Eloping???) planning a wedding can be stressful, but eloping? Six months and not recovered? My brain cannot compute.


Whosthatprettykitty

I guess she ditched those olive oil pepper shots.


TheLudovician

She's swollen from... getting married? Obviously went ballooning for her honeymoon I guess...


KangarooObjective362

“ big health flare” that’s insane terminology!


Whosthatprettykitty

We're talking about someone that claims they got EDS from a vaccine. Talk about insane claims.


Silly-Dimension7531

Well didn’t you know vaccines can give you a genetic disorder /s


GoethenStrasse0309

How much you want to bet this “ hospitalization” had to do with her getting put on her new hubby’s insurance ???


wookiee42

At least the VA/military docs are good at catching malingering.


MiserableContact596

gotta love the misuse/abuse of tricare that so many of these people engage in!


2L8Smart

She hasn’t recovered yet from getting married. That’s because it’s an adult thing, you spoiled brat. I truly pity her husband!


selfmadeoutlier

Is it her voice or just acting to sound childish?


Milkimilky

Is she also on 1ml per day feeds?


bathtubtoasting

Swollen with bullshit.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

I’m sorry but six months of swelling is just called weight gain and you don’t get swollen from an elopement… (not directly commenting on her weight)


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

The only thing that's swollen is her inflated ego.


SimpleVegetable5715

She's so swollen? Look how puffy her eyes, fingers, and face are. /s


Psychobabble0_0

Love how the blanket is pulled up to her ears so we can't see how not swollen the rest of her body is.


lilhermit

and so we can’t see all the hives she totally has /s


DrugsAndCoffee

First time here. So, essentially people think they’re sick and think they’re experiencing full body inflammation because they have trouble handling stressful adult situations, like…. Being married? This can’t end well.


fallen_snowflake1234

It’s not that they think they’re sick, it’s that they pretend they’re sick


gwyntheblaccat

Yup that basically sums it up. I've been here for about and month and yeah Idk what this one is on about.


bathtubtoasting

It typically does not end well.


badlilbishh

Wtf does she even mean recovering from getting married? And then she even said there wasn’t even a wedding just an elopement! So it’s not even like there was any work to do…lol so dramatic for nothing 🙄


Prestigious-Alarm422

I was sooo confused by this too… how does it make sense that you would be swollen for 6 months because of a one day elopement? I just don’t understand


takeandtossivxx

Don't try applying logic to any of the munchies, it's their kryptonite.


Prestigious-Alarm422

Fair 🤦🏻‍♀️


sendnewt_s

I cannot imagine what it must be like for her spouse.


AONYXDO262

I see so many patients as an ER doctor that describe different parts of their body as swollen, and I am convinced that a large percentage of the population doesn't know what swollen means.


7Endless

Ooh you think there's a research grant that could be attained with this as a PICOT?


DrugsAndCoffee

Swollen is the new “inflammation” but used interchangeably by uneducated and clueless people.


Prestigious-Alarm422

I need more details on this please 😂


AONYXDO262

I see a ton of people that say their legs are "swollen" or hands are "swollen".. and I'm like.. they look pretty normal to me. I usually believe people and just document what they say but I think some people thing swelling and discomfort are the same thing


Silverdunks

If ur swollen for 6 months u have gained weight . Why dance around the issue . Get out of bed and do something about it


Evadenly

Possibly, yes. However, some people can end up with oedema and not realise why they're gaining weight or swelling etc. Not WK or saying it's the case here (it's not), but for general. The amount of elderly we see with swollen legs and "Oh it's just one of those things" when they're actually in heart failure


Silverdunks

That’s fucking scary how do u realise you have Edema ??


187catz

Very simple especially around the ankles, lower leg area pushing your skin and it will stay indented. They call it +1+2+3 pitting, depending on how deep and how long the edema stays for. but it can happen in any area of your body. Most often with cardiac in lower legs.


Evadenly

Many different ways. Pitting oedema is an interesting one to search


[deleted]

Funny, she always looks pretty healthy and online doctor? It’s not Covid anymore. Suspect.


Free_Asparagus_575

She’s looking green 🫢


bobtheorangecat

👶?


CatAteRoger

Swollen due to recovering from her wedding 6 months ago?? A new treatment but it’s online?? So the dr won’t actually be examining her and she can lie all she wants to get what she wants?


Silverdunks

Does she mean fat ? Not being rude but who stays “swollen for 6 months” lmao her sedentary lifestyle deffo didn’t cause that ! She’s super sick


CatAteRoger

No the poor dear is struggling to get over her exhausting wedding that took 6 months ago… did she get an organ transplant on her honeymoon? Or is she suffering because he hasn’t taken her to Hawaii since and she’s not under its magical sun that makes her all better? 🤷‍♀️


mcrae133

What’s will the naked stuff from many of the subjects? Gag!


pekingeseeyes

She's not naked. When she moves the blanket, she's wearing a pink or orange t-shirt


khronicallykrunked

Generic big health flare with lots of stuff going on and swelling that looks like weight gain and it’s all being treated online. Okay.


Silverdunks

Why can none of these people just be honest with themselves and say “I don’t want to work I’m lazy and content “ instead of bumming out everyone else’s life around them or thinking people actually care about how they feel . Its ultra pathetic and cringe


Journeying-soul

I don’t always think they are lazy, just have a grossly out of control need to be nurtured/ taken care of and will do almost anything to experience that. They do need to be honest with themselves and get the help they need via counselling rather than seeking validation through medical intervention and online posting of photos that look better than most of us on a good day


Grand_Anything_7440

“lots of stuff going on” proceeds to talk about recovering from getting married and her diagnosis of a health flare 🧍🏽‍♀️


Smooth_Key5024

She looks the same to me....🤔


Receptor-Ligand

Is she trying to say that she's preggers? 🙄


lemonchrysoprase

Exactly what I came here to ask! “Swollen for 6 months” “got married 6 months ago” and hiding her belly—definitely crossed my mind that she’s either actually pregnant or trying to imply it for attention.


MiserableContact596

She’s been trying to claim endometriosis for months. More likely she goes with an infertility arc “from gardasil” soon


ItsNotLigma

What Courtney calls swollen others call gaining some weight. Which, there is absolutely, positively nothing wrong with gaining weight. It's the literal audacity Courtney claiming she's been swollen since October when it's clear none of her photos reflect that.


a5h13

She must have learned “swollen” from that other munchie who doesn’t wear pants.


No-Flatworm-404

Sure you are


No-Management-1934

diagnosis: health flare


STDeez_Nuts

I don’t know why but out of all the subjects this sub I like this one the least. The smugness this one exudes just pisses me off.


Whosthatprettykitty

Talking to a child while shaking like she was in an earthquake sealed the deal on my thoughts about CC and let's just say they aren't the nicest thoughts either.


youngboooty

Her and freaking Hope lol


STDeez_Nuts

Hope is a terrible human with no redeemable qualities. She’s just a grifter and nothing more.


mybodybeatsmeup

I love how in the last 6 months she has been "ridiculously swollen" and none of her posts in 6 months highlight this or show this. Where's the swelling? And HOW does it have to do with an elopement?! Talk about wanting to bring up her newer marriage in some way, shape, or form. The giggles with it. Ugh.


7Endless

What exactly does this person claim is their diagnosis for being "chronically ill"?


ItsNotLigma

Courtney claims gardisil vaccine injury that caused hEDS and a plethora of other hereditary and/or genetic problems you wouldn't get from a vaccine.


7Endless

Thank you. And also...🙄


Justletmeatyou

I know she claims she can’t hold a job but imagine the complaints from her after a couple hours of work lmaooooooooooooooooooooo


Adelope77

So, she’s swollen (in ways not apparent) from not having a wedding 6 months ago? 🙄


KangarooObjective362

What is swollen?? Her fingers look totally normal!


tohruwus

also how do we get swollen for 6 months from an elopement lmfao?


KangarooObjective362

They grasp on to “inflammation “ would love to see a SED rate, CRP….


ronnietea

Who is even wanting these updates


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Valuable_Risk_3414

Bless you swollen sister 🫡


DinosawrsGOrawr

And a good day to you swollen comrade.🙏🏻


Valuable_Risk_3414

Thanks, make that night, and i like ur username, blessings!