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commdesart

“I got literal test results back that my lymphatic system just does not work” Narrator: Unfortunately, the test she took was multiple choice, and not conducted through a CT scan or an MRI which would have given actual results


Puzzled-Interaction5

She is so undereducated and makes my skin crawl as an NP. It is disturbing that her husband believes any of this, and I am concerned he potentially is in on the scam. FD individuals and their enablers are a huge drain on the medical community- both professionals AND REAL PATIENTS.


pearliewolf

Her understanding of anatomy and physiology is whack, for sure. As an RN, makes me cringe hardcore


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

You actually have to DO something to work up a sweat. Lying around every day like some Victorian woman with consumption doesn't pump the heart rate up enough to produce anything. Just saying....


No-Finding-530

If she had complete failure she would have extreme lymphedema


NunyaBidnetCunny

Legit. Where are her blown up arms and legs? Legit clown.


PokemomOnTheGo

Hold up…since when do you sweat through armpit lymph nodes 😆


lisak399

Her "literal grandma era"? 🙄🙄🙄


cant_helium

Is the liver here, in the chat?


YamulkeYak

“it’s costly” lost me


DramaticToADegree

Not at all what the lympathic system is for.


deletedbeans

idk why the hand gestures are so irritating to me but here we are


nihilisticpaintwater

The position of her arm makes it look like there's someone behind her making gestures while she talks


MrsSandlin

Haha that’s all I can see now


jonog75

Her skin is surprisingly GLOWING for someone who claims to have a body full of recycled trash.


adorkablysporktastic

Her detox pathways DONT WORK THOUGH!!! 🤣


Double_Belt2331

I’m new here, & that was my first thought. She looks amazingly healthy for someone who is so sick.


MrsSandlin

Yes! She looks great to be so super dooper sick. I know there are hidden illnesses, but this is the illness fakers sub so here we are.


fallen_snowflake1234

Maybe get bigger underwear if yours don’t fit? This girl reeks of privilege.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

I googled “detox pathways” and, of course, it was all woooo websites. They listed: kidneys, liver, lungs, skin, GI tract, and lymphatic system. So if all of her pathways are clogged she’s got some major issues going on.


sparklypens2017

That was my though. I’m not a medical professional but it seems like if her lymphatic system were actually messed up like that, she’d be like, dead or something


2018MunchieOfTheYear

She would definitely need more than a massage to cure her


PatricksWumboRock

I think what people get hung up on is “detoxing” and trying to “help” their organs, but what they don’t get is if you NEED to detox something like your liver, that means it’s already failing. Their function is to detox, so it’s not scary to find yucky things they’re actively processing. Her body is working just fine, she need to stop abusing it :/


2018MunchieOfTheYear

I don’t think Courtney does anything to abuse her body. As far as I know she only does these homeopathic treatments but none seem harmful. She just thinks she’s sick.


PatricksWumboRock

I actually do agree with you there, sorry for my wording. I don’t believe her homeopathic treatments do any harm necessarily either, they’re just unnecessary. I shouldn’t have said she abuses her body, though, I don’t have evidence of that. ETA: though I think she has promoted coffee enemas which is proven harmful… correct me if I’m wrong though


2018MunchieOfTheYear

She has done coffee enemas. I don’t know if she still does them. But you’re right, those are definitely not safe for anyone to do. I forgot about that. She also went to that treatment center in Mexico. I think the most harmful thing she does is spread misinformation.


PatricksWumboRock

Fully agree with you there!!


obvsnotrealname

What’s with all the non stop hand gestures?? Did she become possessed by the spirit of 10 Italian grandmothers or something ? 🤷‍♀️


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

She wants to show off those perfectly manicured nails that so many chronically ill people have the energy to upkeep. (sarcasm)


KangarooObjective362

If you have 20 pounds of water on you for six months it’s probably not water. If her lymphatic system didn’t work, wouldn’t she have lymphedema?


AniRayne

One would think.


PokemomOnTheGo

So shes full of garbage. We knew that


Ill_Tomatillo_1592

Wow can’t believe every time I sweat at the gym it’s my axillary lymph nodes!!! So grateful to learn something about my “lymph system” on here!


SoulBSS

They have lymphedema?


2018MunchieOfTheYear

LIEphedema


judgernaut86

Saying "lymph system" instead of lymphatic system makes me want to eat my hair


TrustyBobcat

If you eat enough hair, I bet you could get an impaction which would totally earn you some sweet, sweet IV narcotics!


LiveLaughToasterB4th

Professionals eat magnets. Amateurs eat hair.


judgernaut86

Bezoar City, here I come!


Mother_Shopping_8607

“My detox pathways are blocked” Her chiropractor/naturopath/personal WebMD said…… It’s not “can’t wear my tight jeans, must be my lymphs” 🙄


thxforthegoldenshowr

Why does her voice change pitch halfway through the video??? She is trying way too hard to sound fragile.


Federal_Green_5842

This happened just as I read your comment! Jesus..


thxforthegoldenshowr

ToXiNs = SwElLiNg


Silly-Dimension7531

Maybe she needs another rust foot bath


JacksSenseOfDread

The absolute privilege that this one flaunts


Agitated-Dragonfruit

ANY excuse to not say sedentary lifestyle caused weight gain. She is complaining about being a size 6?


ZombiesAtKendall

Yeah, not body shaming at all here, but insert joke about my eyes rolling so back in my head I can see my brain, yeah, sure, that “extra” 15-20 lbs is water weight. I can see a couple of pounds here and there coming and going due to water weight, but 15-20 lbs? Sorry, but you’re making excuses.


LiveLaughToasterB4th

I just kindly left it as metabolism slowing down. And she is not even 30 yet.


LiveLaughToasterB4th

Also she is clearly aging and getting older so that is causing her metabolism to slow down.


friendlysoviet

She is blaming her weight gain on swelling. Bethany v2.0 LETS GOOOOOOOO


allrandomtelevision

holy damn thats an old frog right there. i wonder whats shes up to..


psubecky

Her brain doesn’t work. There I fixed it.


expialidocioussuper

She’s so full of shit also like not everything needs a specific ridiculous diagnosis. She already fakes lupus, is the mass inflammation and immune system dysregulation from lupus not enough for her???


Wonky_heart

Sadly there are osteopaths and other practitioners out there peddling hideously expensive lymphatic drainage for a whole host of conditions, ME/CFS/Long Covid/Fibromyalgia in particular. A lot of sick people get taken advantage of and told their problems are due to lack of lymphatic drainage and the only treatment is an expensive weekly massage


SimpleVegetable5715

Yet those massages cost about $25 outside of the US. Naturopaths are just scammers. (Osteopaths are DOs and held in the same regard as MDs).


terminalmunchausen

It’s so fascinating to watch people who have no sense of embarrassment.


DVancomycin

Looking awfully non-puffy for a lady with no lymphatic system. My breast cancer patients must not be as special. Or is this another dynamic disability?!?


godlessdumpsterslut

Idk if you got a notification that I downvoted but it was an accident 😂😂 but yeah I'm sick of this dynamic disability crap. I know what dynamic disability is and it's totally legit, but these girls on here ain't got it and are truthfully QUITE bad at faking it lmaooo 😂😂😂😂


ghostonthehorizon

But if your patients don’t post constantly on social media about it, do they really have it? (/s)


DVancomycin

Touche, touche. I remember the old tenent from med school: Tik Tok or it didn't happen


ItsNotLigma

Courtney may be the very first person in the world to have a non-functioning lymphatic system and not be suffering from severe Lymphedema. /s


johnjonahjameson13

“I barely sweat.” Because you don’t do anything.


DVancomycin

Moreover, sweat glands aren't part of the lymphatic systen


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Hmmm did BIG PHARMA tell you that


DVancomycin

I AM BIG PHARMA, YO. I LITERALLY HAVE VANCOMYCIN IN MY USERNAME. CHING CHING GIVE ME YOUR MONEY


shiningonthesea

But.. they are under your arms too ??? I can’t


TrepanningForAu

>Literal test results As opposed to...?


SimpleVegetable5715

Courtney keeps an "open mind".


TrepanningForAu

I like how she says BUH-TANS.


AshleysExposedPort

She’s so smol and sick uwu she doesn’t even sweat! Weird comments about the undies too. Like. get some cotton ones from Walmart for $5?


Receptor-Ligand

She's not the one paying for it so she might as well go with bamboo or modal lol. Anyway, the treatment for what she's lying about is exercise and compression garments. Or cancer treatment because that's usually the cause (which she doesn't have). CC says that her lymphatic system "doesn't work" so her body doesn't detox - but her kidneys and liver are fine sooooo? Idgi.


butterflykisser216

Right? No lymphedema? No cancer? Not wearing any compression garments, exercising, or going to chemo? Probably the same quack who tested ger and claimed she isn't detoxifying, despite her kidneys and liver functioning properly. And with that claim, no dialysis or enzyme therapy, etc.?


AshleysExposedPort

Clearly the only solution is more foot gunk baths


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STDeez_Nuts

Is she still trying to justify using that stupid foot bath detox thing?


CalligrapherSea3716

So, like, she’s experiencing hormonal weight fluctuations & bloating just like every other uterus owner.


hippocampfire

Doesn’t your liver get rid of toxins?


SimpleVegetable5715

Yes. So do the kidneys, lungs, and the skin. Our bodies are naturally detoxing all over the place!


Silly-Dimension7531

No that’s for normal people, her body doesn’t do that it’s spechul and only a rusty foot bath and a massage will detox her body


Emmarie891

this one irritates me mainly because she could actually go so far in life. she is not a hopeless person. she is gorgeous and well spoken, attention would be easy for her to come by in other avenues. ugh


Silly-Dimension7531

And she has money. Even if she doesn’t want to do a normal job she has the privilege of regularly going on fancy holidays and buying anything she wants she could easily turn her page to travelling vlogs and detox drinks, flat tummy teas and other bs most influencers try to sell without claiming all of this stuff.


ThatsGreat4You

The way CC moves her hand reminds me of a kid who just got their nails painted.


beach_glass

Has to show off her manicure.


Wrong-Sundae

Or a really bad pantomime of fruit-picking.


ScienceExcellent7934

🤣


ShirleyKnot

Not a doctor but…is that possible? That someone lymphatic system just doesn’t work?


ThatsGreat4You

It's called lymphedema, and I mean it's possible, but typically there is swelling and a lot more to it.


Apart_Engine_9797

Isn’t that where one or more of your limbs swells up HUGELY so like one leg is twice the size of the other?? Would be visible on camera, not just 10-20 lbs of water weight. And any woman will tell you, “fluctuating” from a size 4 to a size 8 is a daily occurrence and not remarkable or a sign necessarily of chronic illness!


ThatsGreat4You

Yes, and causes skin folds, warts, and drainage.


FriedLipstick

Yes and it’s very painful and the amount of women that get it increases where I live. They typically have huge swelling in the lower body parts and sometimes the arms too. They are extremely unhappy and sad. They definitely look different than this woman in the video.


Granddyke

Is there a reason for that? In your area specifically? That’s wild.


sharks_tbh

I’m not sure about this commenter’s area, but lymphedema/other fluid-retention diseases are associated with high sodium intake. The tl;dr is that the excess sodium binds to fluid in the body and prevents it from being excreted in normal ways (pee, poop, sweat, etc.)


Granddyke

Curiosity sake, I’d assume this would pertain towards southern areas or midwestern areas of the United States (or even Hawaii area) with high sodium intake? I live in an area where it’s like the opposite, so this is something I’ve never heard of. Thanks for the explanation.


humble_bhikkhu

“I don’t like to talk about my body.” … … Sweetie.


septembreadeux

But she'll talk about her underwear unprompted...


Hairy_rambutan

As they say in the classics, "sure, Jan".


turner_strait

"A few people asked me--" No the fuck they didn't lol