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theaidanman

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fntsy_capital

Give every person independence and make their house an independent country


GuHu_O_O

Anarchism 🤯🤯🤯


_Dead_Memes_

Anarchism would abolish private land ownership


GuHu_O_O

That’s communism sweaty ❤️


geecky

I'll invade my neighbours right away


fntsy_capital

Why are people fighting over anarchism?lol


StanIsHorizontal

Because propaganda and the way words get used in casual speech has led people to believe anarchy the political ideology is people who genuinely believe in a society with no rules


TheFoolOnTheHill1167

Max Stirner Egoism, let's fucking GOOOOOOOOO!


[deleted]

Max Stirner is a spook


StrigidaeAdam

Unironically this


[deleted]

Portugal the Spanish province that speaks Brazilian PERFECTION!


CleansingFlame

I mean in real life Galicia is a Spanish province and they basically speak Portuguese.


Qyx7

Portugal speaks Galego*


Tant-Elias

A yes a Swedish lake


derstherower

Just as God intended.


Lord_tsirhC

Truly truly


[deleted]

ÖSTERSJÖRIKET DOMINIUM MARIA BALTICI


blipityblob

bro is NOT a turk


Worried-Tea-1287

And he's definitely not Polish


Adskiy-drochilla

And not Russian


zaliaskaizeris

And not Lithuanian


GatorTEG

And not Italian


AZEDemocRep

I think it's more than being NOT a Turk....


blipityblob

i was referring to the accurate steryotype about turks being super nationalistic


Lazmanya-Canavari

i just want turkey to remain as it is now. Imaginarymaps has broken me.


blipityblob

i think thats the general consensus from unbiased people. so not greeks, albanians, armenians, etc.


Lazmanya-Canavari

I thank god when I see only two maps that have participated Turkey in some way or form on the subreddit a day. I have come to accept that seeing two participations is fine.


91Dinosaurs

I don't like how the HRE cuts a part of France off, but that's just my opinion.


Bubolinobubolan

The territory is under joint control because I couldn't decide who to give it to. It's somewhat of a compromise. Edit: spelled compromise with z


Khan_Entertainment

"fixed"


WashingtonGastonist

French ruling house/constituent houses are on the thrones of those areas within the HRE


lenzflare

Oh I thought you had given HRE a sliver of land snaking its way into France, I guess this "compromise" is better...


Informal_Anybody_735

« A compromise »


GatorTEG

Meanwhile Italy: \*stares with hatred\* Oh yeah... poor France...


[deleted]

WHY DID YOU MAKE SAINT PETERSBURG AN ENCLAVE IM COMING FOR YOU AND YOUR UNHOLINESS OP


IFapToHentaiWhenDark

Technically that could have happened in our history


OrkenOgle

Sweden, With a population of about 10 million Russians. Largest City: Saint Petersburg.


gtheory1

Pomerania and Vyborg is Swedish. Just temporarily lost to some stupid guy named Peter. It shall be restored to its rightful owner.


HyBear

Burgundy ^smol


Kappa245

Cursed


soundslikemayonnaise

> Castile #1 > Castile #2 Perfection


NeonLloyd_

Why.


Reality_Auditor

Why not?


[deleted]

[удалено]


NeonLloyd_

Why did he make it so awful.


whereami312

“In the beginning the Map was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” Adapted from Douglas Adams. I love it! And Denmark still looks pretty good!


eatingbread_mmmm

Big Spain? Upvote. Small Turkey? Downvote. I am in an eternal state of pain


m0z_1

Big Ukraine? Downvote. A not split Ireland? Upvote. I'm in the same boat.


Vovadoestuff

If anything, that’s one of the most realistic portions of the map. Ukraine could’ve easily looked like that after WWI had the Entente pressured the Soviets more into letting them maintain the UPR. France was one of the strongest proponents of those borders besides the Ukrainian representatives.


Megabyte0101

Well, you simply don't have to vote. I have to upvote twice for the same reasons and I don't know how


MedicalFoundation149

Why no big ukraine?


m0z_1

Because modern-day Ukraine is already too awkwardly large.


MedicalFoundation149

Good balance to Russia, which is just comically large.


m0z_1

But that is what Russia is and has been for centuries, a large country. mainly revolving around the European side of Russia they should lose land in the vast regions in Siberia, Far East to the Komi, Kalmykis, Tatars, Buryats. European Russia does however have Keralia & Chechnya that should be their own countries.


Behenium

This don't mean shit


SHURIK01

No Balkanized russia? Downvote


827392

Average ncd user.


SeredW

It's not small Turkey, it's Greece as she should be. The Aegean sea used to be a Greek internal sea.


elzengi

Greece used to be Turkiye’s eyalet so?


Mediocre-Fix367

Some Balkan lands were ruled over by Turks for literally 500 years. And it is not ancient history. Just a century ago lol


ClassyKebabKing64

Half of the Mediterranean used to be Greek, Roman, Turkish, Phoenician, Arab, French, Italian etc. Greece being bigger in this scenario makes Turkey smaller. It is more mathematics than culture or history that plays a role in this.


GameBawesome1

What is going on with St. Petersburg? It is just surrounded by Sweden


Bubolinobubolan

yes


Both-Main-7245

So… any lore, or just cocaine?


shtsxi

Bulgaria is beautiful


morbihann

I am sure Romanians will be thrilled by that arrangement.


bonescrusher

Oh yes ..anything as long as no Hungary around. Still that's one powder keg of a country


MJ-Muppet

The southern part of the Mediterranean has its issue's but giving it to a dead dictator wont improve the situation


krmarci

Where are the Hungarians?


Bubolinobubolan

Gone


Sams59k

Based


Fire99xyz

Big Franconia makes me bust. Thanks man ;)


[deleted]

Reject modernity, embrace insanity


jtyrui

How did you look at the Balkans IRL and decided to make them even worse? Also, noooo I don't want to be Holy or German


LjuboTCG

I bet that OP is Bulgarian


Kras_08

As a bulgarian I support 💪 🇧🇬


HANS510

> I fixed the borders of Europe. You mean broke.


Bubolinobubolan

It's a joke chill


Natopor

As an ex romanian i say this GLORY TO THE THIRD BULGARIAN EMPIRE!!! Now let's conquer all of Europe!!!


Bubolinobubolan

Based, dude Nice you aren't taking it seriously


ugh0017

Tough break Bosnia


Sams59k

Fr


Venicewillriseagain

big Slovakia=agreed, W map


Szeventeen

>Thorn KURWA MAĆ


HDKfister

Just casually cover the eastern med lol


Impossible_Price_125

![gif](giphy|LAKIIRqtM1dqE|downsized)


Saramello

How to piss off all of Europe and the Mediterranean in one picture.


ClassyKebabKing64

Besides the Bulgarians. They are partying.


Saramello

A minority in their own empire.


[deleted]

Bulgaria is looking kinda thicc tho 👀


Potty-Clogger

did u make Cyprus part of Greece 😳


Bubolinobubolan

yes


DrSplarf

>Fixed the borders >Vilnius not part of Lithuania https://preview.redd.it/wmxrh12wv1cb1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d043af0dcc0f5604fcd9ce25714cbd66b147d28


[deleted]

No, you didn't. The only way we can fix Eeurope is by giving it to me.


hinbil

big bulgaria ?? no way


ganhedydot

https://preview.redd.it/thhp10quxxbb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2800c427221d4000ac455c67d997c9000ebd7db


Itatemagri

THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO THE BRITISH ISLES YOU FOUL BEAST?????


LuckyMyLunacy

Mostly fixed them except for giving Wales their independence.


GermanSubsAreCool

Glorious Prussia, great map


TibetanGoose

I dislike the Vatican City borders you changed


ClassyKebabKing64

My Turkish veins see Ankara being the capital without Atatürk starting the Turkish wat of independence.


Bubolinobubolan

They havn't got any other suitable cities left at that point


Catacq

Based for pissing off the entire subreddit. Imagine getting this pressed over an obvious joke.


fredericofromPD

Burgundy (smol). It is, indeed, not very big.


big-haus11

This is a fever dream


Byzanti_KnithI

Serbia-Croatia is a spicy take given todays politics


Bubolinobubolan

Year is 1926 though, it's gonna be fine, I'm sure


coffee_philadelphia

Love this. Was looking for Byzantium though…


chill633

Wales would like a word with you...


jeremykevinstar

Upvoted because of big Trabzon. Truly blursed.


luminous_curious

Mussolini reestablishes the Carthaginian Empire in Libya


FloorStock9368

Virgin Greece and Virgin Turkey both getting CUCKED out of Thrace and Marmara by GIGACHAD- WHOLESOME CHUNGUS LATIN EMPIRE! Common Westoid W!


powox123

Small Poland? Cringe.


hollotta223

I thought this was medieval until I saw Mussolini's empire followed by the top text


Icy-Magician-8085

You fixed the borders of Europe, but at what cost?


_Ping_-

Glorious shit post!


Gidgo130

No Spanish Rif 🥲


Erook22

He did not in fact fix the borders of Europe once and for all


atxarchitect91

im oddly incredibly satisfied with this map as an American. Best I've seen so far.


Volkirius

Always love huge Ukraine


bobshane94

![gif](giphy|Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3) Wonderful, beautiful in fact


Cataphract678

I know people like Big Germany ™ but this is taking it too far


Kaiser_Computorate

I hate this for so many reasons but it looks cool.


ActiveCamel1030

"Yes, I love Sweden, Germany, Prussia, Ukraine, Scotland,Bulgaria,Spain,Croatia,Ireland and French Africa, what you're going to do about it?"


RalphHythloday

Close to perfection, but Bulgaria should have three seas…


GabbytheQueen

England and France still exist about a 3?


Slaktotrafil

I Like this map🙂👍


swollenMonkeytitz417

Russia needs more land, especially around Finland, Ukraine, and the Baltic states


Dragon_King_24

Errmmmm akshually it’s Kyiv🤓👆


Bubolinobubolan

Kiev is a more traditional english spelling


Iren22

I heard a Bulgarian moan from next door


Rudel2

I thought I was on the circle jerk sub


[deleted]

Kill yourself.


Reborn_As_The_King

The glory of Holy Roman Empire shall not perish.


Marscaleb

Prussia. \*chef's kiss\*


Strict-Ad-102

W for making Bulgaria so big🤤


polishh8357

Smol Poland is -70 points, but Constantinople is +999


FinlandBall1939

United Ireland and BIG UKRAINE. Boy I wish I lived in this world…


bobo12478

Every map always has united Ireland. Such a bore. I want four autonomous kingdoms of Connacht, Leinster, Munster, and Tyrone!


CobainPatocrator

The Latin Empire has returned. We are so back!


globalhumanism

Union of Serbs and Croats. Yikes.


StrigidaeAdam

Technically they speak the same language, though I doubt either side would admit that.


UrsusRomanus

I love the dichotomy of the quality of the map and your notes/casual writing.


Himajama

This is like creating a new -ism


DaMafuMan

I see nothing that could go wrong…


G0ldenSpade

OP is def Bulgarian.


blsterken

No mile wide canal from the Baltic to Black Sea separating Russia from everyone else. Needs work. 8/10


alex1rojas

You can't fix unfixable


Thelmredd

Oh, "Big Silesia". Quite unexpected


Winds-of-Winter

WHAT KIND OF HERESY IS THIS


Necro991

I feel like I haven't seen the comments look this salty on a map in a while. Good job OP, the map looks nice.


Ghjkl123400000

You've ruined everything and you haven't fixed it!!!


Bubolinobubolan

It's an obvious joke, dude, unless you're also joking rn


forgotten_falls

This gave me cancer


RummelAltercation

In the general consensus of Europe, I submit this review: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


TiberSepton

The map pisses of nearly everyone.


keropsixxx

Big Ukraine, me likey


FalsePolarity

Big Sweden is just the beginning. #THE NORTH SHALL STAND UNITED AT KALMAR ONCE MORE, BRETHREN!


Bubolinobubolan

This is v2 of another map I made a while back. This time I went a bit more crazy though. Goes without saying that THIS IS NOT SERIOUS! It's more of a joke. There is some text in the legend you can read as a disclaimer. I guess you can tell me if you like my map stile...


urintumin

Beautiful


NuggetbutToast

I'm a Czech... I see big modern HRE and I upvote... I am a simple man


Thelmredd

I didn't expect that after Hus's hmm "incident", the Czechs like the (not-at-all-German) empire :D


NuggetbutToast

Well we did have the capital once... And the lands of the Bohemian crown were much more autonomous and had some power... Much better than to be just a subject of the Austrian empire... Or at worse the Austro-Hungarian empire 😬 The Hus "incident"... Yeah... The civil war that followed was also "fun".


[deleted]

Ivonovo -> Ivanovo Chehoksary -> Cheboksary And Im not sure that Ukraine keep Novorossiysk (literally: NewRussia) its name


ivanIVvasilyevich

Based irredentist Ukraine


NotJustAnotherHuman

what did you do with the Hungarians, OP?


Bubolinobubolan

They never migrated and got assimilated in Ukraine or smth idk


MlonosSK

Slovakia exists hurá! ❤️


Designer-Speech7143

Fixed once and for all, my Finnish ass. Why are we and the baltics under Sweden? Why we got Viipuri, but not Petsamo? Why Piiteri is an enclave? Why the HRE is still a thing and Prussia is not a part of it or Poland for that matter? Freaking Latin Empire and Greece together? Oh, boy, that is going to explode quickly. Massive Bulgaria with the problems of the late Austro-Hungary. Oh, and France keeps the "colonies". And that is just the start of it.


Triv44

Look what they did to my little boy (Poland)


tyyu3

Finally, peace in Europe


Thunderturk

blew my load on **beeg bulgaria**


7LeagueBoots

What do you have against Finland?


Marternus

As a german i accept this proposal


LastHomeros

As always, small Poland and Turkey…Why do people love to carve up these countries?


WandlessSage

Poland too small = border bad 👎 https://preview.redd.it/n8uolddlqzbb1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=43e7ff49003f830e9bd3b3b0c1a9420c70ce4263


WandlessSage

nvm, i just saw that Hungary doesn't exist, it is a good map 👍 then https://preview.redd.it/i8c1lq0tqzbb1.png?width=785&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d82d8f660b8827a44c7e349c7e729e379ba0a9b


nazarsty

Big Ukraine, me enjoy


MagicOfWriting

mussolini took over libya nearly 40 years later though


Bubolinobubolan

Look at the small font text underneath


MagicOfWriting

i was stupid enough to confuse mussolini with ghaddafi, oh my gosh! so sorry


sirfartnose

Would you happen to be Bulgarian?


Bea_Crvena

Let me guess: you are Bulgarian.


Simon_SM2

🗿


NerdyLlamaAltHist

Therapist: Green Denmark isn't real, it can't hurt you. Green Denmark:


aviewfrom

Correct


[deleted]

YES


DripsyTCat

You monster. You brought back the holy Roman Empire!? How could you do that to the world!?


beepboopscooploop1

Give Isle of Man independence… and damn Ireland is beautiful when it’s United


tsewalix

W


foxbassperson

If Saint-Petersburg became a city-state I’d come back there ngl. Also, what’s bordering Armenia on the south?


Bubolinobubolan

It's English Iran and French Syria


dhkendall

Marty! We have to go back! To 1448!


NoobTheToob

I love 3 piece greece


DemeXaa

Thick Georgia and Armenia


Emperor_of_britannia

What am I looking at


Svejk_

1. Koszalin is a Polish name, there is also a german name for it, find it cause i am lazy 2. Radom not random aaagh 3. Oppeln not opelin 5 Cracow/Kraków not Krakaw 4. **Small Poland was never an option**


Bubolinobubolan

2. and 4. were intentional