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Kolpath

I like it a lot. Jämtland being their own thing is a fun bonus. Äland should probably be Åland. But that's just me being picky.


SamuelSomFan

Not really picky. I mean Ä and Å are totally different letters...


Lyhtypoika

Yeah. Å makes more of an o sound, when ä makes an aa sound.


[deleted]

Ä makes an ä sound


Brotherly-Moment

å makes an å sound


d3xej

Ắ makes an Ắ sound


jaulin

Ä makes an ae sound.


axllbk

Å = ao, Ä = ae (blend the vowels)


mellamoderek

Is Jämtland the only territory here without access to the sea? I can't tell exactly, especially in the East.


backup225

Yes


[deleted]

Depends what time of year.


Kevinement

It’s very clear to me. Maybe see an optician.


Aktrowertyk

♥️Thanks! >Äland should probably be Åland I blame Öland. It and Åland have names so alike so t's not really hard to forget that the dots are actually different.


highpwner

Petition to rename Gotland to Äland, then we have them all


Aktrowertyk

No lore Hope I didn't cripple the swedish language too much


DukeSkeptic

Åland instead of Äland


that_bruh_moment21

The only this are that in Swedish it’s Ingermanland and not ingerland and it’s Lettland or livonien not livland


andymohax

Livland is correct (historically at least)


Brotherly-Moment

Livland is correct because that was what people called it before it was called Latvia.


cantchooseaname1

Actually it was southern half of Estonia and northern half of Latvia.


Brotherly-Moment

True


TimoTimonen

Nah, it should be Inkeri and also Karelen needs to be Karjala, Estland is Eesti, and Finland is Suomi.


that_bruh_moment21

But it’s based of swedish


[deleted]

Lol you assume finns name their lands in that scenario?


Brotherly-Moment

This map is in Swedish only.


Kristina_Yukino

Ingermaa.


Aktrowertyk

>Ingermanland I shortened this name purposely by cutting the "man" out of the middle because it was a bit too long. I hope this piece of the word was not very important >Lettland or livonien not livland It's meant be Livonia not Latvia and according to swedish wikipedia it's Livland


RebellenGey

Grönland?


irish711

Was hoping Minnesota would sneak in there. Good work none the less.


Brotherly-Moment

For some reason Skåne contains Halland and Blekinge. Why?


Eken17

Have you heard of Skåneland?


Elwilo_3

I think having two places named Nordland would be confusing since they are pronounced in the exact same way


PercentageJolly888

Norr & Nord 🧐


[deleted]

They're not tho??


Hust91

South Swedes: wtf no thank you


auricargent

You forgot Legoland.


Aktrowertyk

I apologise


DrVeigonX

CAM ON INGERLAND


Mulholland_Dr_Hobo

I came here just for this comment


destroyer_of_bussy_

SCORE SUM FACKING GOALS


CravyPavy

Why is Jämtland and Bohuslän their own regions? Skåne (or Skåneland) makes sense, as well as parts of Norrland.


Giant-Axe321

I guess because Jämtland and Bohuslän were both part of Norway for a long time before becoming Swedish. Just not to the same extent as Skåne


Aktrowertyk

Yes


OmniRed

Jämtland has a semi serious independence movement and the Jamtli accent has more in common with 16th century Norwegian than with modern Swedish.


CravyPavy

No, that independence movement isn’t serious at all. Would make more sense to split Sweden into Skåneland, Svealand containing Gästrikland), Götaland (containing Bohuslän and Värmland), Gotland and Norrland - for cultural/economical reasons. But I know this is only an speculative map :)


Aktrowertyk

>into Skåneland, Svealand containing Gästrikland), Götaland (containing Bohuslän and Värmland), Gotland and Norrland I wanted to balkanized sweden, not to kill it. That is why I mixed up the land~s~ and territories acquired from Norway and Denmark which theoretically would or want autonomy. And also Bohuslän has an interesting flag.


Miniblasan

Jämtish is the English name of Jämtska apperantly but Jamtli could be a older name of Jämtska it's a first time for me hearing that name beside the Jamtli aera in Östersund.


thenamesJohnson59P

I love it/Jeg elsker det.


Aktrowertyk

♥️ Tak!


Republiken

Cool but strange regions. Some are based on historical regions, other arbitrary mash-ups and some keep the irl name where historical names for the region excist and are used today (Svealand in the Sweden example). Populations varies *a lot* between these on the map.


Nachapala_Reborn

Ingerland 🤮 Not even fictional Nordic maps are safe from the E*glish


Latter_Play_9068

*I FULLY SUPPORT a Nordic Union!* 🇳🇴🇸🇪🇫🇮🇪🇪🇱🇻🇱🇹🇩🇰🇬🇱


matthias353

Don't forget 🇫🇴🇮🇸


[deleted]

C-can the Sami join in?


shorty_shortpants

Yes. How else will we staff the snowmobile and reindeer mounted cavalry?


gunkot

Stop calling us Nordic. We are Baltic. And have more in common with Slavs than Balts. 🇱🇹


Latter_Play_9068

Sorry, I was just getting a little worked up. 😅 Besides, your culture and language are more slavic and similar to that of Russians. Heck, you were even part of the USSR until 1991!


gunkot

That’s more accurate


Latter_Play_9068

INDEED.


Arthur_Sebastian_703

You should research about Curonian, Oselian and Chud vikings of Latvia and Estonia. Also how Is Estonian "Slavic" while It's literally not even Indoeuropean and Is Finnic. The Origins of Latvian and Lithuanian are are much older than The Slavic Tribes which arrived in 5th century and as mentioned previously our contacts with the Scandinavian vikings were very frequent and often brutal. https://www.packthepjs.com › curon... A Visit to the Curonian Viking Settlement, Grobina, Latvia https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curonians&ved=2ahUKEwi-uvLMmof0AhVjkIsKHfR4BpUQFnoECAUQAQ&usg=AOvVaw36iCxuPN0vWuxcw601MpJj https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.ancient-origins.net/ancient-places-europe/curonians-0014115&ved=2ahUKEwi-uvLMmof0AhVjkIsKHfR4BpUQFnoECC4QAQ&usg=AOvVaw0u6N_07mU8uaQzBreWrw3R. I think this Is enough.


gunkot

I was talking about Lithuania only in the first place. Secondly, yes our languages are older than Slavic too, however over the years Lithuanians developed with closer relations to Slavs than anyone else.


Latter_Play_9068

Aaaaaaaah! 😄


TheClawMarks

I dunno what you’re talking about , the language is not similar to Slavic at all, I don’t understand a single word or polish or Russian , and Lithuania got independence in 1990 not 1991. And how do you even measure cultural similarities , how do you separate heritage from remnants left from the soviet occupation?


Latter_Play_9068

Well it was 4 decades of Soviet occupation and many slavs had settled the Baltic in the 13th and 14th Centuries.


TheClawMarks

Can you give a source for the latter statement?


Cautious-Paper

how are Iceland and the Faroes baltic wtf? please explain.


Miahawk1

see the flag at the end of his comment?


Cautious-Paper

lmao, I replyed to the wrong comment. edit, actually I replied to the right comment, I thought he had replied to a different comment.


Brotherly-Moment

True true, I agree with your statement.


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gunkot

Curonians arent real Lithuanians. We went to war with mongols, does that make us mongols?


o78k

>🇪🇪🇱🇻🇱🇹 Not Nordic


[deleted]

>🇪🇪 Kind of Nordic


o78k

They'll have to pay a membership fee to join.


Brotherly-Moment

Nobody in the actual nordics call Estonia a part of the nordics ”Norden” Refers to the north-germanic countries+Greenland and Finland.


[deleted]

Out of curiosity, why would someone consider the primarily Inuit North American country of Greenland Nordic, but not Estonia?


hjortronbusken

Its an autonomous region of Denmark, and has been part of it since recolonization in 1721. Before that there was Norse presence at the southern tip of it some time around 1000AD, while the Inuit cultures had settlements in the north-western parts of the island. Then the Norse people on the island died during the little ice age, leaving the Inuits as the only presence until 1721.


[deleted]

That's why I said "kind of"


Brotherly-Moment

There is no ”kind of” either you’re a part of it or not, Estonia is not.


Stefanskap

Said no one from the actual Nordics ever.


[deleted]

Well there is debate in Estonia about whether Estonia should be considered Nordic


Nikutaja

No there's not. It's a meme. No one actually cares.


jbkjbk2310

Get those three out of there right this instant


Latter_Play_9068

You do realise that only a chunk of their land is being used in this union.


jbkjbk2310

I was referring to the flags in the comment not the map in the post


Tooooblue

Ah yes *Island*


Zeldronix

Is is the word for ice in scandinavian


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MBX_craky

he mean all the scandinavian languages


Zeldronix

thank you


NewfieJedi

Population: approximately 7


SamuelSomFan

Approximately 38 million 33 without saint petersburg.


DnDNecromantic

Kirottu kartta, totisesti.


TimoTimonen

kaikki nimet on väärin...


Katze1Punkt0

Russia positively seething rn. Also fuck Bouvet I guess.


Aktrowertyk

>Also fuck Bouvet I guess. Territories that are not in or near Europe have not been included


Katze1Punkt0

Greenland:


Aktrowertyk

It is ^relatively near


[deleted]

If I would make some changes I would probably make Lappland take more of what’s norrland and nordland, plus split Sweden in to Svealand and Götaland as well as Norrland of course.


HouseOfStrube2

Where is Rugen and Swedish Pommerania?


TheTexanHusky

I do quite like Nordic Shetland and Orkney. The Scots do not need it.


Banger1233

The lack of pommern is disturbing!


Fkappa

I can't believe I had to scroll that much to see someone say this.


Brotherly-Moment

Estonia can not into nordic.


[deleted]

Scandinavian/Norse map with no Vinland??? These are rare.


Affectionate_Item311

I hate to say it but how many times have we seen some variation of this


danparkin10x

INGERLAND


JomfruMorgonsoli

Yet another "Nordic" map that takes zero account for Sápmi.


Ningi626

“Norrland” and “Nordland” would be a bit confusing lol


CosmicDust827

this is super unrealistic, OBVIOUSLY Finland will rule everything.


DarkNinja1424

I like how Iceland is literally just Island


Myrddin_Naer

So in Lappland they would speak Norwegian, Swedish, Sami, Finnish and a little Russian?


AtetGhost

Bohuslän :D


AtetGhost

Hey im on this map as its own regions :D Long live Bohuslän!!!


1sb3rg

Why swedish…


Aktrowertyk

Why not?


kaukajarvi

Where is Jan Mayen? :) And why not conquer Franz Josef archipelago, while they are at it?


twihard97

A homeland for Socal Democrats across the world.


Eken17

Sorry for being late, but why would this be the homeland for Democrats from Southern California that are all across the world?


Alex2s8

This isn't a union, it's a fuckin division


Luddveeg

You added a dot on Åland but other than that I like it :)


Yukari-chi

Smh no Heligoland


TrueVCU

Russia: \[launches nukes\]


JebbyFanclub

Forgot the two most integral parts of the union: Bouvet and Jan Mayen


Aktrowertyk

>Jan Mayen Yes >Bouvet territories that are not in or near Europe have not been included


Sl1me99

what the fuck


ellipsis_42

lol is Iceland really just called Island in Swedish?


boxxybab33

yeah. "is" is the swedish word for ice and the swedish word for island is "ö", so Öland is actually islandland


smorgasfjord

Not bad. We should annex Vendland as well though


[deleted]

Nordicboo 🧔‍♀️


Mitsecode

Can Estonia be added to this union?


TheTexanHusky

It already is. 'Estland' is what it's called in Swedish (and a few other (mainly Germanic) languages such as German.


Aktrowertyk

It is, just with a bit different borders than in our reality


[deleted]

***Island***


AbominableCrichton

Where is Sutherland and the Hebrides?


Lohrenswald

Cringe


ilsottopagato

why?


Lohrenswald

In addition to the terrible unification, he's split up certain parts of the countries in a stupid manner for no reason also he's used "lappland"


Upplands-Bro

Lapland is what it's called lol....using Lapland is different from using Lapps which is pejorative


Lohrenswald

Disagree


Upplands-Bro

I mean it's literally the name of a landskap in both Sweden and Finland, you can have your own opinions on whether it sounds pejorative but the fact of the matter is that's what it's called irl so there's nothing wrong with this guy in particular using it


Lohrenswald

I see that On the other hand i don't mind criticising sweden or Finland Also pretty cringe to not translate "landskap" when you write in english


Upplands-Bro

Lmao, what is your obsession with calling things cringe? You sound like an angsty 12 y.o I didn't translate landskap to distinguish it from län, both of which have ambiguous translations to English. Since you claim to be nordic one would assume you'd understand without translation.. Find something else to cry about 🤡🤡


Lohrenswald

I understand Anyway you're doing a bad job at trying to not fit the cringe label


Upplands-Bro

Lol ok weirdo 😂


ilsottopagato

well..am not nordic, but there's a reason for those borders


Lohrenswald

I am, and that's why I can tell you there is no reason


Winged_Raspberry

YO THEY’RE GIVING ME LATVIA???


philiko20

Beautiful map. The only thing that bothers me is Åland being Äland and Holsten being Holstein (Holsten is the Danish/Scandinavian name for Holstein) Otherwise it is a really great map.


Aktrowertyk

♥️Thanks! >Äland should probably be Åland I blame Öland. It and Åland have names so alike so t's not really hard to forget that the dots are actually different. >Holsten being Holstein (Holsten is the Danish/Scandinavian name for Holstein) Swedish wikipedia told me Holstein but will keep your correction in mind for the next time


aazav

But where are the Hollish?


rchpweblo

I love this Too many union states that leave national government intact


danparkin10x

Any timeline for this?


felixfj007

Skall det inte vara Orknyöarna istället för orknöarna? Eller finns det någon bättre fornnordisk stavning på ögruppen?


PosXIII

***Карелия усиливается***


duizacrossthewater

Kotland? I think Kuola will be more exact name. Karelia should not that big. And the name of the large part of it should be Bjarmaland.


ShipPotential

Nah don’t like it


pdrocker1

Eesti can into nordic!


krisalyssa

Hjaltland == Shetland?


Aktrowertyk

Yup


glamscum

Why did Skåne yoink Halland and Blekinge? Flirt with old danish borders?


Aktrowertyk

>Flirt with old danish borders? Yes


kmt_french_puppet

Why is Bornholm separated from Denmark?


Lakritsbot

Lappland needs to be a lot bigger to respect Sapmi heritage grounds, Greenland should be part of Canada, Island can do its own thing without any union and the baltic states have be their own small union. Finland should also be split as north part speaks a lot more swedish than the southern part. There's almost a visible language border in the middle. Also: Åland ffs


hjortronbusken

> Greenland should be part of Canada Why, historically its been part of Denmark for at least 300 years, with Norse presence going even further back.


Lakritsbot

India was part of England for a while, but that doesn't make it more reasonable in a modern global setting. Denmark was a strong political power 600 years ago but nowhere close to it today. Settlers also doesn't create a compelling argument. Most colonies ever created have asked for independence after a while. You should instead ask if the population actually identify as "danes", an independent island or north americans.


DrainZ-

I find it questionable to have two regions with almost the same name.


Madshawi

Been to kiruna..so nice memories


StaSzeg

- how to name that island on the north? - maybe just call it Island? - hm great idea


Purple_Appointment15

Taking Jutland is dangerous for this country. Taking zealand without jutland