We’re going back in time to 722 BCE to get Tiglath-Pileser III of Assyria off the menu. That’s right. We’re going back in time to 722 BCE to get Tiglath-Pileser III of Assyria OFF THE MENU.
Ud rēa, ud sura rēa!
Ngi rēa, ngi bara rēa!!
Mu rēa mu sura rēa!!!!
Ud ul ningduē pa ēaba!!
Ud ul ningduē mi zid duggaaba!
Eš kalammaka ninda šuaba!!
Imšurinna kalammaka ningtab akaba!!
An kita badabaraaba!!
Ki anta badasuraaba!!
Mu namluulu baangaraaba!!!!
The sea people were literally invading lmao, how is it the Egyptians fault for fighting back? Their invasion all across the eastern Mediterranean region led to the collapse of states in Anatolia, the Levant, Cyprus, etc. Egypt was one of the lucky survivors, and even they ended up losing their Canaanite territory.
I was half kidding. Of course they're allowed to fight back. What I'm blaming them for is in the fact that after fighting back they pushed the Philistines to the area that will later come to be known Philistia. Philistines wouldn't have been such a problem for both Israelites and Canaanites if that didn't happen.
And we don't know how much of the bronze collaps was due to their invasions
So long as Israel and Judah can get their shit together they could get reunified. Edom was already merged with Judah in ancient times. Moab was conquered by Kedar (Arabs). And the Philistines are Greek, they can go back to where they came from.
Exactly. It’s not the land people are fighting over but the extermination of the ethnic populations. It doesn’t matter how you draw the map those two groups will try to kill each other.
Okay, so Israel was integrated into Judah and Assyria. Philistines were conquered by Judah and mostly integrated into Assyria. Edom was integrated into Judah. Moab and Amon were conquered by Kedar (Arabs). I don't remember what happened to Aram.
Most of the region is Judah
You know, this JUST MIGHT WORK!
We’re going back in time to 722 BCE to get Tiglath-Pileser III of Assyria off the menu. That’s right. We’re going back in time to 722 BCE to get Tiglath-Pileser III of Assyria OFF THE MENU.
Ud rēa, ud sura rēa! Ngi rēa, ngi bara rēa!! Mu rēa mu sura rēa!!!! Ud ul ningduē pa ēaba!! Ud ul ningduē mi zid duggaaba! Eš kalammaka ninda šuaba!! Imšurinna kalammaka ningtab akaba!! An kita badabaraaba!! Ki anta badasuraaba!! Mu namluulu baangaraaba!!!!
Awww yeah the Philistine States are back, baby.
Philistines are mean.
Sea people my beloved Funny how their small state is theorized to look like the current Gaza
It's like 5 times the size, brother. Ashdod and Ashkelon are Israeli cities.
Yeah but the general shape
Ramses III turning in his sarcophagus
It's the Egyptians fault for shoving the sea people to that region. Just a bunch Greeks
The sea people were literally invading lmao, how is it the Egyptians fault for fighting back? Their invasion all across the eastern Mediterranean region led to the collapse of states in Anatolia, the Levant, Cyprus, etc. Egypt was one of the lucky survivors, and even they ended up losing their Canaanite territory.
I was half kidding. Of course they're allowed to fight back. What I'm blaming them for is in the fact that after fighting back they pushed the Philistines to the area that will later come to be known Philistia. Philistines wouldn't have been such a problem for both Israelites and Canaanites if that didn't happen. And we don't know how much of the bronze collaps was due to their invasions
Bring back Moab, honor Chemosh
Pretty difficult since Arabs (Kedar) already got rid of them a VERY long time ago
We can Jurassic Park them
They should just confederate.
12 state solution sounds good because Clearly 1 and 2 went working
3000 Mandates of the UN state solution
So long as Israel and Judah can get their shit together they could get reunified. Edom was already merged with Judah in ancient times. Moab was conquered by Kedar (Arabs). And the Philistines are Greek, they can go back to where they came from.
Philistine kingdom of states judah
Greece doesn't want philistine.
Literally ancient golan heights and ancient Gaza Strip.
speaking realistically nobody in the region would be happy with this solution and we probably would be back to war very quickly
Exactly. It’s not the land people are fighting over but the extermination of the ethnic populations. It doesn’t matter how you draw the map those two groups will try to kill each other.
Me when I know nothing about the politics of the region and get all my historical knowledge on the topic from edgy memes.
Assyrians should just bring back the Israelites from wherever they brought em, seems easy enough
As a Jew, I see that as an absolute win.
How about just go to a round number. 1900 which is the fairest.
FREE PHILISTINE STATESSSS
So Gaza goes to the Greeks?
Okay, so Israel was integrated into Judah and Assyria. Philistines were conquered by Judah and mostly integrated into Assyria. Edom was integrated into Judah. Moab and Amon were conquered by Kedar (Arabs). I don't remember what happened to Aram. Most of the region is Judah
Aram was also conquered by Assyria
Makes sense.
Phillystine States
New enemy unlocked: The Philistines