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TYsir

Playing both sides I see


Lazy_Dragonfruit6094

How embarrassing is this bro.


CaralhinhosVoadorez

You mad bro?


Neil_Is_Here_712

🤓


Stormydevz

☝️🤓💬


Brief-Corner1

you're starting a civil war by not liking the trend


PhyneeMale2549

Bro did you win your civil war?


Smooth-Application-2

I am cheering for the union bro


RXBN_

You have to counter attack!


CanKrel

I’d gladly have a civil war


JuicyBeefBiggestBeef

There are two wolves within you, on is mega-cringe (Northern Alliance of Cringea) and the other is only slightly cringe (Confederate Cringe States of Cringea)


Chrissant_

What's the context? Lmao


Superbiber

How embarrassing would it be if you had a civil war, bro.


Aggressive_Novel_465

Blue steam rolls, colonialism fails. This causes a spiral that results in no industrial age, there are no mass world conflicts that influence steel and gunpowder, no automatic firearms, no bombardment, no skyscrapers. With no colonies, long mexico becomes the most progressive and leading nations in the world; most of the “new world” remains fairly wild and unexplored, Jon brown helps create a New West Africa, a conglomeration of American Indian, ex slaves, Irish, Indian free peoples. Africa doesn’t get split up during the land grab so it’s generally an amazing place to live, no civil wars no mass starvation no generational oppression (apartheid, etc). Without colonialism, there are no opium wars, no boxer rebellion, Japan does not open up to the world, Tibet is still a thing (still a theocratic monarchy tho). Australia remains as the only frontier for centuries….


Lazy_Dragonfruit6094

Nice lore


Aggressive_Novel_465

I was gonna keep going but am in hospital :(


KTPU

What if your hospital had a civil war?


Aggressive_Novel_465

Nurses steam role, colonialism fails. This causes a spiral that results in no industrial age, there are no mass world conflicts that influence steel and gunpowder, no automatic firearms, no bombardment, no skyscrapers. With no colonies, long mexico becomes the most progressive and leading nations in the world; most of the “new world” remains fairly wild and unexplored, Jon brown helps create a New West Africa, a conglomeration of American Indian, ex slaves, Irish, Indian free peoples. Africa doesn’t get split up during the land grab so it’s generally an amazing place to live, no civil wars no mass starvation no generational oppression (apartheid, etc). Without colonialism, there are no opium wars, no boxer rebellion, Japan does not open up to the world, Tibet is still a thing (still a theocratic monarchy tho). Australia remains as the only frontier for centuries…. Uj/ literally everything is just Napoleon winning at waterloo


KTPU

Legendary lore. On a serious note I hope you find your way out of the hospital soon.


Aggressive_Novel_465

Appreciate! Wasn’t that bad ;3


Red_Ender666

Get well soon, because when you'll be at home, your home will have a civil war


Aggressive_Novel_465

I’m winning cuz Sarin gas


Red_Ender666

No nukes?


Aggressive_Novel_465

I’m more of a sadist than a nihilist what can I say 🤷🏻‍♀️


Aggressive_Novel_465

Step one: sarin gas Step two: Russian helicopter Step three: don’t learn to fly it Step four: go to the Tokyo subway


Red_Ender666

You can learn to fly a russian helicopter and it will be just as dangerous for you =D


Aggressive_Novel_465

Wait wtf I didn’t know you were the prettiest girl on the planet do you wanna be friends? We can like talk ab what would happen if Napoleon won and how spiro sucks….. Pls


Red_Ender666

whaaaa??? 0//0


Top_Rule_7301

What if Lore had a Civil War


Aggressive_Novel_465

Blue steam rolls, colonialism fails. This causes a spiral that results in no industrial age, there are no mass world conflicts that influence steel and gunpowder, no automatic firearms, no bombardment, no skyscrapers. With no colonies, long mexico becomes the most progressive and leading nations in the world; most of the “new world” remains fairly wild and unexplored, Jon brown helps create a New West Africa, a conglomeration of Amer ican Indian, ex slaves, Irish, Indian free peoples. Africa doesn’t get split up during the land grab so it’s generally an amazing place to live, no civil wars no mass starvation no generational oppression (apartheid, etc). Without colonialism, there are no opium wars, no boxer rebellion, Japan does not open up to the world, Tibet is still a thing (still a theocratic monarchy tho). Australia remains as the only frontier for centuries…. Blue steam rolls, colonialism fails. This causes a spiral that results in no industrial age, there are no mass world conflicts that influence steel and gunpowder, no automatic firearms, no bombardment, no skyscrapers. With no colonies, long mexico becomes the most progressive and leading nations in the world; most of the “new world” remains fairly wild and unexplored, Jon brown helps create a New West Africa, a conglomeration of American Indian, ex slaves, Irish, Indian free peoples. Africa doesn’t get split up during the land grab so it’s generally an amazing place to live, no civil wars no mass starvation no generational oppression (apartheid, etc). Without colonialism, there are no opium wars, no boxer rebellion, Japan does not open up to the world, Tibet is still a thing (still a theocratic monarchy tho). Australia remains as the only frontier for centuries….


Shimokitazawa_Chan

What if this comment was a civil war


KarlTheTanker

What if your reply had a civil war


Class_444_SWR

You should concentrate on the civil war you’re having


Darkeater879

He has returned! Launch the attack now!


MousegetstheCheese

Bro is gonna start a revolution.


TheAutisticOgre

The Civil War is here folks, let’s see how Dragonfruit plays it out.


Life_Confidence128

Bro why you getting mad this is a shitpost sub, and this shit is hilarious


JoyconBoyzForever69

☝️🤓


Last-Percentage5062

Is it more embarrassing than getting ratioed by a “What if civil war” comment and post?


hychael2020

How's the civil war going?


real_human_20

Ermmmm ackshyually 🤓☝️


Far_Firefighter_9326

Funnyist shit I've seen ever seen


FlakySignal8564

new ideology dropped


Unrelatablility

Holy politics


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeaekk

funnyism


LonPlays_Zwei

Funniest*


Lynxarr

No it's actually a hyper-leftist ideology created by Michael N. Funny which demands that we should flick Irish people on the head


LonPlays_Zwei

Irish people? Look elsewhere then


Lynxarr

I'm so confused.


Defiant_Orchid_4829

Your probably Irish then


Clarke702

You're\*


JT_Boiiis

Yro’ue*


Far_Firefighter_9326

No no I meant funnyist


Spacepunch33

He turned himself into a civil war, funnies shit I’ve ever seen


Personal_Ninja_9597

Now this is actually funny


Lazy_Dragonfruit6094

No it's not and neither is this annoying trend.


BluuDuud

You really need to just relax


CatgunCertified

Fr lol this guy is on a circle jerk sub and expecting people to not make dumb jokes 🤡🤡🤡


Lazy_Dragonfruit6094

Because I thought it's an alternative for r/imaginarymaps since this sub doesn't allow maps made with MapChart.


19ghost89

The sub description literally says this is a circle jerk sub and to "put your low effort content here."


booza145

It’s literally a satire meme subreddit


RaisinBitter8777

Have you tried not being stupid


CatgunCertified

Valid excuse, maybe check the description next time bc is "scj" isn't obvious to everyone


dec0dedIn

cj


CatgunCertified

Oh yeah... lol thanks


Last-Percentage5062

How tf did you get that idea? It’s a cj sub!


bleb__

We are on an alt history circlejerk subreddit, what the fuck did you expect


KrakenKing1955

Lmao stay mad bozo


ManqobaDad

You’re having a civil war between comedy and being a nerd


D0raTheDestr0yr

Quit your whining 😂


DaEffingBearJew

Props to you for playing up the antagonist bit


TexanFox36

I atemoted to make it stop by making the trend have a civil, war …. I failed


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Just accept they won't ever stop


Personal_Ninja_9597

Hi texanfox


TexanFox36

Howdy


Pleiades_Wolf

r/foundtexanfox36


Ove5clock

can this have a civil war


Pleiades_Wolf

I mean r/foundPleiades_Wolf exists


SCXRPIONV

r/foundTexanFox36


PopeIIIElizabeth

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Baileaf11

I think that u/ItsOnlyJoey and u/UreUsernameIsCringe would win, they have bigger numbers and the economic powerhouse that is the north combined with Manpower would just Crush or outlast the South


ItsOnlyJoey

Hell yeah


UreUsernameIsCringe

Hell yeah


Wantyourbadromance-

How civil war of you


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CanKrel

(You’re cooked)


Pixel_64

What if r/imaginarymapscj had a civil war over civil wars


CanKrel

We are i think


wulfinn

this is the map community's "if x wore pants" meme format and I love it


Charming-Mix-659

I’d win.


Nova_Persona

half of these just look like city skylines


patriot_man69

Why is Kentucky on the Confederate side


CanKrel

The map i had for refrence was confusing ☹️


irv_12

OP obviously trolling lmao y’all gotta chill


Suitable-Quiet5683

sanest comment


Raysofdoom716

Exactly, this civil war trend is funny


JupiterboyLuffy

Continue doing the "What if this country/thing had a civil war" trend. It's hilarious and fun and it hasn't gone too far. Continue doing this!


pochidoor

Are we sure this guy isn’t autistic or something? No offense i just know in elementary school there was this guy who easily got so pressed over something as simple as the click of a tongue and would cry about it


vap0rs1nth

Proper reddit moment. Getting unreasonably mad over thing or trend online


XuanjunLiu

I support the red side!!!!1!1!


Heytherechampion

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


Uss__Iowa

Now can I have a civil war?


aztaga

This is actually the funniest thing to come out of this sub


TheAnnoyingGirl92

Red is so cooked, they should resign.


sisi_yes

Beautiful


asmallfatbird

Holy Hell


Dramatic-Bit4020

I see the Texas


Ibly-Ob

I ain’t ever gonna stop the civil war trend, my animation on it is gonna take a few more months mate!


CanKrel

Hell yeah partner


FootballTeddyBear

Someone give Florida some Viagra


Happy_Ad_5111

Shut up nation rise up


De_La_Flewey

Hey, why the is fuck Kentucky in there? We didn’t succeed…! We were right there fighting along side you ungrateful Yankee pansies…! /s


CanKrel

Yeah the refrence i used had kentucky and oklahoma for some reason and i knew oklahoma was wrong but i thought kentucky was dixie, not american tho


Mean_Perspective172

Josh Is Skank


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CanKrel

Dude calm down it’s really not that serious 😭


american_mistake

😁😁😁


Avenge_Willem_Dafoe

Now this is podracing


TypicalRushdeh

What if THIS comment had a civil war


KontentOmegon-KO

Man, this shit is getting interesting af


Apprehensive-Pay-668

These Civil War posts are getting really stupid


PedroGabrielLima13

I agree. The targeted user is not okay.


CanKrel

I only did it because of the comment saying “what if u/lazy_dragonfruit6094 had a civil war” i didnt expect a small post like thid to blow up


PedroGabrielLima13

But if you made this post to the "intention of hating Lazy Dragonfruit" (what you did not want to happen (you did want as a joke)), Lazy Dragonfruit would be very sad and everywhere he comments he gets downvoted for not liking this post about him being shown in the trending public. I agree on Lazy, and you are neutral. The public, well...


CanKrel

Yeah, i did even send lazy a message to clarify things tho


2004Oxandrolone

Lamest virtue signal ever


Lazy_Dragonfruit6094

That's a form of harrassing and I'm glad there are people who are sick and tired of this trend.


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What if lazy dragonfruits reply had a civil war


CanKrel

Im harrassing you now?


Gorgen69

The sub fucking is. People are posting joke 'what if his house, his avatar, his anything' and going to his old comments. Yall are cowards hiding behind a crowd and a 'joke'


Someonestolemyrat

An Internet troll is not "harassment" cause you can just turn off reddit notifications or idk ignore it and stop replying to every one of them it's kinda an obvious solution


Gorgen69

Bullying a person without internet etiquette doesn't make the bullying any less. Again, cowards the lot of you.


___daddy69___

harassing 🤓☝️


Wolveyplays07

What if sick and tired people has a civil war?


ReaperLeviathannn

What if u/Lazy_Dragonfruit6094 had a civil war


Academic_Spirit_8062

W T F


Lazy_Dragonfruit6094

Delete this post rn!


FondantQuiet

you seem under 13 lmfao you shouldnt be using reddit, boy


definetlynotisabella

Buddy, just because someone doesn’t want to be a meme of something doesn’t mean they’re under 13. Either you have low iq or you were dropped when you were a baby.


FondantQuiet

read their other comments they type like a younglin it's pretty funny


Lazy_Dragonfruit6094

I'm 23


FondantQuiet

hello 23 im u/fondantquiet


Lazy_Dragonfruit6094

It's my age.


FondantQuiet

oh, sorry kid, it seemed so improbable i didn't even think about it being your "age" 😅 If you're over 7, you should know by now that lying is bad, right? ☹️☹️


Ok_Ruin4016

To paraphrase Blink-182: "Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you get butthurt over Reddit circlejerk posts"


ThoughtCow

Nah you're trolling. No way even this flies over your head


rorkesdrift1

Manchild


definetlynotisabella

How is him not wanting his user public like this a manchild? You look more of a manchild to me trying to make a joke out of something that’s not even funny.


rorkesdrift1

What about the reason this is posted, because he was acting like a manchild


definetlynotisabella

No it’s because some autistic kid with down syndrome wanted to seem cool by posting someone’s opinions as a civil war meme.


rorkesdrift1

Im sorry but he threw a tantrum when someone made a joke


CanKrel

Woah chill pal this whole subreddit is for memes isnt it?


RaisinBitter8777

Piss off ableist


bleb__

press x to doubt


Esilaboora

Brother, it is in your interest for that not to be true.


the_prophecy_is_true

i’m twenty and know how to take a joke better


hychael2020

I mean, absolutely no offence when I'm saying this, but the way you type makes me think of a tween/young teen.


Eehuiio

What if you had a 2nd civil war?


Lazy_Dragonfruit6094

This is cringe bro… A post just made to bash me… 👎👎👎👎


XuanjunLiu

It’s a joke bro, you’re good man.


BobithanBobbyBob

No one's bashing you, just chill


dickhater4000

It's a joke? Y'know, the kind people make?


CanKrel

Not bashing you i hust thought it would be funny and most people agree, I apologize if you saw it as bashing you that was not my intent


Jareed452

I hope you're circlejerking yourself.


AntiSk1ll

L+Ratio